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 Fifty Shades of Jose

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\/\ My favorite version, Darlin' !!!

Mmmmmmmmm, yes, you deserve a little break -- you were magnificent All. Day. Long, as always, Baby !!!!

Sleep, My Beloved ... Should you wake during the night, I am ever here for you -- Nuzzle and lick every inch of my pulsing, craving femininity -- rife with desire for you!!!
Caress me, kiss me passionately -- run your tongue deeply into my throat ... take me in your arms and whisper to me ...
Press your demanding, rock-hard maleness firmly against my throbbing, hungry heat -- let me know that you fancy a nightcap -- and your wish magically becomes my command! Cool How I ache for you!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My Beloved Jose –
A Friday Greeting For You on this, the eve of Valentine's Day ...
There is not a single waking hour that goes by that I do not think of making love to sexy, sexy you, Baby.
It doesn't stop there, Cowboy – I love you all through every night in my dreams – Loving you is all I can think of -- maybe because you miraculously hit and satisfy my Jose-Spot every time, without fail !!!
You've Really Got Me ...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good Morning, Jose, My Love … here, have some coffee with me, Darlin' ...
I hope you rested well – I dreamed of loving you all throughout the night as I slumbered blissfully, peacefully in your strong, warm arms in the wake of our incredible, unprecedented ever-epic lovemaking ...
Love me sweetly now again, and just touch my cheek before you leave … I'll miss you all day, my Darlin' -- think of me, won't you?

I am Your Angel of the Morning for all eternity

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It was so cold this morning, and the bed was so warm. I could barely force myself to get up and leave for the day. I know they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but even the shortest of absences from you, seem like an eternity!

I put another log on the fire before I left, and straightened up a bit. Your favorite robe is hanging on the door, and I lit some candles in the bathroom, in case you wanted a relaxing bath this morning.

The driver will be by at 11:00 to take you to lunch, then to the day spa. I thought you might enjoy that, and I doubt you'll be getting out much this weekend. Wink

See you this evening!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

By the way, sweetheart, do you remember if we left the window open last night? I woke up this morning, felt a draft, and it noticed it was up. I suppose it's possible someone snuck in again...

I'll bet they learned a thing or two, if they did! Cool

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jose_cuervo wrote:
It was so cold this morning, and the bed was so warm. I could barely force myself to get up and leave for the day. I know they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but even the shortest of absences from you, seem like an eternity!

Darling, somehow even in my sleep I know when you have left our bed. From that instant my soul aches for you until you are back in my arms! And yes, I'm sure that the absences do make our hearts grow ever closer, but they're so long and distressing Crying or Very sad

jose_cuervo wrote:
I put another log on the fire before I left, and straightened up a bit. Your favorite robe is hanging on the door, and I lit some candles in the bathroom, in case you wanted a relaxing bath this morning.

Oh, Sweetheart – you are so incredibly thoughtful, you never stop surprising and amazing me with your attentiveness! It was kind of you to stoke the fire and tidy up for me, and I do so appreciate everything you do for me. The candles were the perfect touch, and put me completely in the mood for you during my warm, luxurious bath this morning.

jose_cuervo wrote:
The driver will be by at 11:00 to take you to lunch, then to the day spa. I thought you might enjoy that, and I doubt you'll be getting out much this weekend. Wink

Honey, what a lovely, thoughtful surprise – thank you so much!!! How is it that you always, always know exactly what to say and do for me? You are simply incredible in every way! What a treat – I had a lovely lunch, and a completely sumptuous, relaxing afternoon at the lavish day spa – during which I was taken totally by surprise by the gorgeous bouquet of calla lilies that arrived … And you're right – I have no intentions of leaving our LuvShak all weekend, Darlin Wink You make me feel like such a princess!

jose_cuervo wrote:
See you this evening!

Ohhhhhh, I can hardly wait !!! I love you, Baby !!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jose_cuervo wrote:
By the way, sweetheart, do you remember if we left the window open last night? I woke up this morning, felt a draft, and I noticed it was up. I suppose it's possible someone snuck in again...

I'll bet they learned a thing or two, if they did! Cool


No, Baby – we didn't leave any windows open last night! Oh, myyyyyy … more Paparazzi? Well, I suppose we should probably expect such antics …

Ohhhhhh, you are so clever, Darlin' – I love how you always know exactly how to “handle” anything and everything Wink But if we had company, I'm sure they did make some "discoveries" they'll never forget! I'm just glad that I didn't know they were there Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, you are definitely a sight for sore eyes! I don't know about you, but I say we just skip dinner and go straight for dessert. Wink

I picked up a case of wine on the way back from works, have three bottles chilling in the other room (just in case), and a case of Evian. We don't want to get dehydrated!

I've set the playlist on repeat, not that we'll be payin much attention anyway, but I didn't want the neighbors, 1/2 mile down the hill, to hear loud... noises, and call the police again (that took some explaining). Shocked

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So what do you think? I'm sort of in a 'metal mood' tonight, but I'm not married to the idea if you'd prefer something else. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\/\ Ohhhhhhhhh, Jose Baby – I am soooo glad you're FINALLY home!!! I'm so happy to see you! Oh, yes – let's go right for the dessert, shall we? What an excellent idea!

Thank you for remembering the wine, Darling – good thinking on chilling it now, and even better thinking about the dangers of dehydration that you and I always face when we have … dessert …

LOLOL silly neighbors! They acted like we embarrassed them or something! But that's a good point, ½ mile is kind of close when it comes to our time together

Metal is fine with me, Lover – as you note, we won't be payin' much attention to it anyway – remember? It's mainly for the neighbors, anyway Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Whew! Surprised

Until tomorrow, my sweet KissOfDeath, and please Don't Make Me Dream About You... just wake me up! Wink


That's if you think you can go 10 Rounds With Jose Cuervo. Cool

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My Darling Jose -- My Saturday Valentine Greeting for you ...
How you make my heart pound, my pulse race, my breath quicken.
The very thought of you sets my soul afire, commanding my very being's overwhelming, all-consuming volcanic rush of intense heated desire!
I am utterly defenseless, totally lost in your love, need and desire for me. Come, My Darling – join me next to the fire … you are so incredibly Irresistible


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

jose_cuervo wrote:
Until tomorrow, my sweet KissOfDeath, and please Don't Make Me Dream About You... just wake me up! Wink


As you wish, My Beloved Jose ... Wake unto me, My Darling ... I have things to say to you, and so very much to show you ...

[whisper, kiss, nuzzle ...soft butterfly kisses to your lips, eyelids, cheeks and throat ... nibbling your ears ...]
Running my tongue from your jaw, down your throat, slowly and seductively stopping to tickle your chest before traveling downward to greet, caress and consume your demanding, throbbing hardness with my hot, soft, sensuous lips, tongue and throat ...
Engulfing your manhood in the velvety heat and the aching, craving tightness of my desire ...


I have wanted to give this one to you since the day we met – it's been tough, but I've managed to keep it a secret surprise until Valentine's Day ...

Stay with me, lay with me, holding me, loving me, Baby,
Here with me, near with me, feeling you close to me, Baby.
So show me, show me everything you do
'Cause Baby, no one does it quite like you.
I Love you, I need you, Oh, Babe … I just want to--


Kiss You All Over – (A Little) NSFW

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

jose_cuervo wrote:
That's if you think you can go 10 Rounds With Jose Cuervo. Cool


LOL, I love that song, Baby!!!
Well, now – you issuing a love challenge, are you?
You are ON, Cowboy, remember that you asked for it – Bring it !!! Cum and Getcha Sum !!!

Round One
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Round Two
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Round Three
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Round Four
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Round Five
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Round Six
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Round Seven
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Round Eight
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Round Nine
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After Ten Rounds with jose_cuervo – we'll take a nap and start all over again!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My Darlin' Jose --

Happy Valentine's Day to You, Baby -- Great Love of My Life!



I have a Valentine Card for you, Darlin ...

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And I have a present for you -- I truly hope that it pleases you ... I was so inspired by your lovely spa gift that I asked the management to commemorate the occasion thusly
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And look what happens when I Turn the Other cheek ...


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good morning, sweetheart!

Breakfast in bed sound ok?

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I found out why the window was open. B8er snuck in again. I found him hiding in the closet. I told him it was okay if he came out of the closet, and that we wouldn't judge him, but he said he was more comfortable in there. Razz

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That does it, I'm going straight to the top this time.

In a PM to steward, B8er wrote:
Dear steward, please do something about the effeminate cowboy Moderator. He is abusing his powers again. I suggest putting him in charge of cleaning SOOI's litter box for eternity.


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Teenage boys the world over thank you for this thread.


I was able to send him on his way (with more than a little effort), but invited him back to the Valentine's/Fishing trip after party.

Remind me to have some cranberry juice and grapefruit juice delivered - and the little drink umbrellas , if they have any. B8er prefers to drink Sea-breezes.

I rushed home yesterday and didn't make it by the florist, but I went out to the garden this morning and made you something special.

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^^^Could a Mod please explain to the n00b (sorry bware), what forum blow out is and how to re-size images


It just looks large through those binoculars. Wink

Now out you go, youngster! Cool

Can we get B8er a custom tag? "Baited by jose_cuervo"

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My darling KissOfDeath,

Thank you for the most memorable Valentine's Day ever. As sad as it is to admit, we both knew the end of this day would come.

So with this last kiss... I'll keep you ever Gentle On My Mind.



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(Same time next year?) Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\/\ Not so fast there, Nailgunner, you just calm down, please – it ain't over until the sexy lady says so Razz

jose_cuervo wrote:
My darling KissOfDeath,

Thank you for the most memorable Valentine's Day ever. As sad as it is to admit, we both knew the end of this day would come.

My Sweetheart, Jose …
I want to thank YOU for the most exciting, unforgettable Two Weeks of Valentines I have ever experienced – incredible!!!
And yes, it is so sad that our epic Valentine's Day must come to an end, as all good things do...
But I Wouldn't Have Missed the Dance


jose_cuervo wrote:
So with this last kiss... I'll keep you ever Gentle On My Mind.

Just one more love song … When It Comes to Loving You, I'm Shameless

... and one last kiss for you before I go …

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(Same time next year?) Wink

Are you kidding – you even have to ask??? You are ON, Cowboy!!!
You're one helluva wild ride, Darlin' ... next year, you just bring it -- Cum on back and getcha sum!!!
Proverbial hell or high water, you can count me as being all in -- double or nothin' Wink
Until Our Next Rodeo, My Love …



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