Loma Linda fake Military Bobby (slightly NSFW p.5)

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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:37 pm

Tell him he has to fly coach.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:57 pm

^^^^ I think that I, in my infinite generousity, will book the flight for him with my best friend's little travel agency here in Berlin, and she will manage to get a huge discount; I will have time enough on Thusday to fake him a nice business class ticket and flight itinerary with Turkish Airlines, for 3.250 € only from Kabul to Berlin, and I will send him the copy of the paid invoice. He will not really appreciate that.
The best about him is that he has not asked me for a transfer slip, and he is the first one Cool

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Sharp Booby
Jan 25 um 10:45 PM

Dearest Louisa ,

I Acknowledge the fact that you have been supporting me since ever we have be communicating and you are a good woman indeed , and i do appreciate you and cherished you with everything inside of me , but the true of the matter is that the Military will not pay for my flight to go to Germany because i am retiring by myself not by the appointed time that was agreed with the government so the government will not take any responsibility for that , that was the reason why i checked out the price for the flight ticket and if you can't afford Business class price , i will check on the tourist class , I've been flying Business Class and First Class ever since i have been traveling that was the reason i checked on that price .. when i find out how much the tourist class will cost,then I will let you know and i want you to know that i will definitely pay you back all the money when i get there with you ....

I understand that you are a very busy woman but i have told you several times that you need to always find a time for yourself to relax , I don't want you to get sick because i can't afford to lost you honey .. You are my love , my soul mate , my everything and the queen of my life, you sowed a seed of love in my heart, and for now it sprouted as a plant of happiness and I love you more today than yesterday and I'll love you more tomorrow than today... so your love keep growing in my heart everyday and it seem that my heart want to burst and it can't burst because the more you keep growing inside me , the more my heart keep enlarging .....I love you so much......Please relax yourself and i will wait to see your response later .. thanks for your support and caring and i promise to make it up to you when i get there with you ... Sleep tight and i will send some angels to watch over you while you are sleeping ...Bye

Booby .....

Hey, good evening Boobs,

I am horribliy sorry for getting back to you only today, but my business is really running like crazy! That is of course good for my bank accou nt, but the downside is that I have to cut back my time for you, and I truly hate this! Oh Boobs, have you already had the time to find out the price for coach class airline tickets? And will I have to send that money to the government of Africa, too? Then I will do that as soon as you tell me how much the tickets are!
Boobs, I have checked with the Einwohnermeldeamt and the Immigration Office here, you will need vaccines to be able to enter the country, because in Germany there have been several cases of chromatophobic leucemia reported recently, and that is highly contagious. It happened in a remote area of the Black Forest, but one never knows, these days people are moving around all the time, traveling and touristing, and I don't want you to get sick here!
Please also get your shots agains measles and Ziegenpeter!
Oh Booby, thank you so much for sending me angels to guard and protect me, such a nice and considerate thinking behind that......but please.....don't do it again, because it seems that I am allergic to angels! I have a rash all over my body, my wrists and ankles are swollen, and my skin is itchy like crazy!
I love and miss you so much!!
Please get the coach class pricing as soon as possible, so that I can send the money!

Kiss kiss
your loving wife

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:44 am

^^^Bwahahahaha! "Allergic to Angels..." Thanks MG. That put me into a nasty coughing fit with my cold. I COULD HAVE DIED! But I didn't, so I forgive you for making me laugh so hard.

I have been Kind of abusing his CSA, because I like to. That, and because he is so dumb!

Ember/CSA

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Hello Madam Ember,
First of all , I want you to know that we have no business together because i don't know you , (Then stop writing me!)If not Sgt Major issue , i have nothing to do with you ... secondly the money you transfer to my friend bank account in Africa , the money is not yet reflected on his account .. but hopefully this week everything will be done and when the money get into the account this week , it will take some days or weeks for the Release paper and document to be approved before Sgt Major Sharp Bobby will be able to take his flight out of this base camp in Afghanistan ,(but it's not a military flight?) to avoid any mistake or error .. we'll have to book his flight here in Afghanistan , Thanks

I don't know the actual flight information, but these flights I am quoting prices off of are from Mumbai (our little friend's real home and the place I need him to think he is going) to Palm Beach, Florida. Definitely not international... right. Rolling Eyes

Your help will not be needed to book his flight home. The flight actually costs between $800 and $1300 on American Airlines. He will also get his military discount and my sister's travel agent's discount. That is quite a bit less than you quoted us. Plus my sister has access to flights that you would never even see for private investors and businessmen. A flight that won't have the taliban sitting next to him on it. I don't understand why the army is not concerned about this. It makes me sick to see that they are just looking at a commercial flight to just stick him on.

Thank you for your help until this point. I will believe it is over when I see your borrowed account actually work.
Ember Wolfe

I got this one twice.

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Hello Ember ,
I'm a gentle man who respect every body no matter what ... And i do believe that respect is a Reciprocal, at least i have not done anything wrong to you or to Sgt Major Bobby Either ... I have been trying my best to help fiance out , you stated like i want to use the money for myself ..you mentioned that your sister she is a ticket agent and it says American Airline ticket will cost $800 . I guess she is checking a domestic because it is International flight not domestic ... even Economy Class from Afghanistan to American never been $800, how much more Business Class ...so maybe you should go and ask from your sister very well and she will explained to you or you should go to ticket office to find out what you are talking about , they will tell you the difference between Economy Class and Business Class , the difference between Domestic Flight and International Flight .... And you mentioned about a borrowed account , I want you to know that once the money has reflect in my friend account in African , he will alert me immediately that the money has been reflect and the paperwork for RNR will be process instantly , you mentioned that your bank says it will take 3-5 business days .. which means latest on Thursday or Friday the money will get into the account and once the money is confirmed , my friend will alert me and everything will begin .. I think i have made myself clear ... thanks

I know the difference between an international and a domestic flight. My sister IS the ticket office I got my information from. I also know the difference between Economy and Business class. I have never bothered to fly Business class and no one on my dime will be flying Business class either. We are not small, dumb children.

Now the army on the other hand... How could you be so so foolish and short-sighted as to put a man who is in fear for his LIFE on a PUBLIC FLIGHT?! You know. Flights where member of the taliban, who want him dead can easily get a ticket? Is the Army so careless with its soldiers lives? My sister is also checking for private and business flights out of the area, which I bet you never thought of. WE actually want Bobby home safe.

I am also writing to our government about you and about your lack of care in bringing this Hero home. I think I have made myself clear ...Thanks

I really just don't like this guy.

Ember/Bobby

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Dearest Ember,
How are you doing? I understand that you want the best for me in everything and i appreciate it so much , About the Ticket i want you to let us do it according to the instruction of the CSA to avoid any error or mistake .. If you can't afford (AA) American Airline Or Emirate Airline , let us look for the cheapest flight then but the reason why Chief Of Staff Of The Army want me to fly through AA and Emirate is it because they are very secure and trusted flight .. But if you think that amount is too much , then i will look for the cheapest one .. Thanks and i love you so much honey

Bobby, when it comes to you, cheaper is better.

No mistake would be made as long as you give the correct information. I do not want you to make an error since you have stated "the government will not be responsible for it because i am retiring before the agreement time that was signed between me and the government so until when i get myself back home". It is obvious that the government does not care a whit for how you get home since they will just be putting you on a plane with possible taliban members and hoping for the best. This is ridiculous. Your CSA also stated that " he(you) will have to take care of all the responsibility to get him self back home".

That means that it is on you and me to make this arrangement. I believe your CSA is trying to rip us off again. I found flights on American Airline for between $800 and $1300. Do you understand the amount that he is trying to rip off from us? And you want to go into the GOLD business? Honey, I hope you will find a business partner who isn't going to try to rip you off to the tune of $4000 and that you won't at least check it out. I only spent 5 minutes on the internet to ascertain that he was trying to rip us off.

Once your RNR is signed, I think that your safest bet will be to walk off of that base, as far away from your CSA and you and I will take care of the grown up things on our own.

We will do this, and we will do it the right way. My sister is a travel agent and we can get the price down even more with your military and her agents discount.

I am still wondering about this "friend in Africa" he had to go to for the bank account when he was too lazy to fill out the forms on the SPTS. And yes, it was laziness. I called both money places and they stated that he got no more than 6 pages in and gave up. They said his answers and the system worked fine. I was warned by my bank when I sent that transfer money to the African bank that it might not go thru. Too much fraud in that area. American banks don't like doing it but for me, since my family are long-time customers, she tried it.

I am very worried about you there. If your CSA is an honest man, that transfer to Africa will go without a problem. If it has a problem... It will confirm my suspicions about your CSA is what it will do. I am so worried about you there and I need you home safe with me.

Think about all of this, OK Bobby? Come home safe. I love you!
Kisses!
Ember

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Dearest Ember,

Listen I want you to understand something , you stated that your bank said it will take 3-5 business days, which means the money will reflect to the bank account that the CSA gave to you , so hopefully that the money will reflect in the account before Friday .. and as soon as the money reflect into the bank account ,CSA friend in Africa will call that the money has been confirmed and all the process will begin ... I don't know why you keep on misunderstanding with CSA because he has not taken any money from me , not from you either but he was trying to help me out ... about the flight ticket , since you want it to be book by your family traveling agency ...no problem but wait until when the process started and once the release paper is approved then we can book the flight ticket then ... thanks

Ok. Bobby. We will wait until Friday.

What city would you most like to fly out of Bobby? What will be the safest for you, besides and Army transport which only makes sense but is not happening?

Love you,
Ember

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 1:46 pm

I made somebody aaaaannnngryyyy. oops?

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Hello Ember,
How could you be so so foolish and short-sighted as to put a man who is in fear for his LIFE on a PUBLIC FLIGHT?! You know. Flights where member of the taliban, who want him dead can easily get a ticket?

You really insult me by saying i am foolish? Alright thanks ... I am not the type man who exchanges words together with a woman but i am very sure if you set your eyes on me , you will never say such words to me not even your fiance Bobby ... I am waiting for the money to reflect on my friend account in Africa and once my friend alert me that everything is confirmed i will start the process immediately and you and your fiance will handle the flight ticket issue .. thanks

The color and sizing were all his from my email. I calls 'em likes I sees 'em!

Well I am sorry that Bobby isn't marrying a man for you to correspond with, but a woman who is going to call you out when you accuse her of being stupid and try to rip her off to the tune of $4000. Close to $6000 is horse hockey for a one way ticket. Even a first class/business class ticket.

How I talk to Bobby is none of your concern. Let us just complete this business and be done with each other.

Ember Wolfe

Ember/Bobby

Bobby is grouchy with me too.

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Dear Ember,
How are you doing honey .? I want you to know that no place in safe in Afghanistan , everywhere is dangerous but the Chief Of Staff Of the Army promise me security on the day i will be leaving , just to make sure i fly out of Afghanistan safely ...
Let me start by saying that I thank God every night since I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I never thought that someone could love me like you do, but guess what? I love you that much too. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I know you've said we could do foolish things while in love, but you know what? With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life. I love you so much and I know you love me too. I know that others looking into our relationship might think that we're saying too many foolish things too soon but they just don't know how we feel about each other. There's nothing foolish about the things I've told you, I meant every word I said. I love you and for you and you only. I would do anything, I love you so much. Today I promise you that I would do anything in my power to make you a great person, outstanding woman and loving wife. I LOVE YOU!!

Grouchier...

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Hello Ember,
I don't like the way you have been so rude to the CSA , the man has not done anything wrong to you but you talked to him like he is your junior brother , why are you calling him fool , he forward the email you sent him to me and when i red it , i was shocked , at least you have to show some respect , this man is not a child ...
He explained the reason he want me to fly through Business Class of AA American Airline Flight , he said because Business Class is just like a First Class and It's only few people who fly through Business Class and all the other passenger's will not have access to Business class and besides none of the Economy Class passenger's will see people on the Business Class because the departure room for business class is different from Economy Class , But you never understand , you are thinking he want to get some money from us which is not , I also checked the Business Class price but the server is not good enough and if i find out .. i will let you know , I will check about AA and Emirate

It's my way or walk buddy!

Oh not you too... He started it by insulting my intelligence Bobby. How you can even stand up for him over the woman you are going to marry? I should let you find your own ride home.

Send me the airport you are leaving from and my sister can get you set up. Bobby, have you ever actually flown? The people in business class are in the same waiting area as the economy class. They call them up first to board and they stand there while everyone gets a good long look at them. Then they get to board first. EVERYBODY boarding after them walks by them and sees them. I can't believe how little you know about this. I fly all the time with my wargs and this is the way it is in every airport. Even overseas.

Bobby, I don't mean to ask you stupid questions like your CSA asks and insults me with, but are you sure you are checking one-way flights? And for the 3rd time I ask you, what airport are you flying out of???

I love you, buy you do try my patience at times.
Ember

ETA:
[quote=Mountain Goat]The best about him is that he has not asked me for a transfer slip, and he is the first one[/quote]

I loved that too. He had to borrow the account, so he is probably clueless.

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:43 pm

Booby is blathering along, and now that Bunny also books his flight for him, he might consider to give up on this part of his scam in the future

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Sharp Booby
Jan 27 um 9:56 PM

Dearest Louisa,

How are you doing? I really missed you so much .. I understand that you are very busy with your business but you need to create a time for us also .. it has been some days that i have had from you and i don't like it , I need to hear from you at least once in a day so i will be sure that you are perfectly fine , well i want you to know that the government of Africa has not confirmed that money yet , i was told by the man in Africa that the money will take 3 - 5 business days before the money will be reflect into the bank account , so hopefully the money will be in the account before Thursday so the process for my RNR will begin as soon as possible , And yes i have make required about (AA) American Airline coach class , It cost $3,500 but i don't want you to make the payment right now, I want you to wait until when the first $2000 you sent for my Registration Names for Retirement is confirmed then i will ask you to make my ticket money payment ... I Love You so much and i miss you my darling wife ... You're one among the millions , You're just who i want to spend the rest of my life together with ....
Booby .

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Sharp Booby
28 Jan um 12:41 PM

Dear Louisa ,

Let me start by saying that I thank God every night since I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I never thought that someone could love me like you do, but guess what? I love you that much too. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I know you've said we could do foolish things while in love, but you know what? With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life. I love you so much and I know you love me too. I know that others looking into our relationship might think that we're saying too many foolish things too soon but they just don't know how we feel about each other. There's nothing foolish about the things I've told you, I meant every word I said. I love you and for you and you only. I would do anything, I love you so much. Today I promise you that I would do anything in my power to make you a great person, outstanding woman and loving wife. I LOVE YOU!!

Bobby....

Good evening Boobs,

I am just back from hospital, where I had to stay for 2 days, because of a spontaneous aphrodiasic shock. Honey, I was doing so incredibly bad, you just won't believe it! The doctor in the emergency room said that he had never seen such symptoms before, it was that rash on my skin, and my heartbeat was irregular, my lungs were making funny noises, and I was treated with peniscillin injections, well not really injections, it was a thing they call IV bag, but whatsoever, it was peniscillin, and now I am still suffering from the side effect.
I am slowly recovering now, and I will stay at home tomorrow.
Darling, I am trying hard to write you as often as I can, but please note that it will simply not be possible!
The government of Africa still have not received the payment?
That is strange, because the 2000 $ was deducted from my account, and I will call my bank tomorrow and check with them! I want you to get here as soon as possible!
How is your work life, have the Tallibans pulled back, or are they still on the hunt for you? Is it true what I read in the newspaper the other day, that the Talliban men shave their eyebrows and public hair, to appear more scary? This is so unbelievable, what a weird country this Arfghanistan must be! You must tell me more about it!!

I love you, I love you, I love you!!

Good night, Booby......my one and only sweetheart! I will go to bed now, I am still weak, and I need lots of rest!

Kiss kiss
Louisa

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:21 am

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Sharp Booby
Jan 28 um 9:11 PM

Dearest Louisa ,
Oh My God , I am not happy that you are very sick now .. and i really wish i am there with you and put your head on my arms and make you know that you are not alone , I love you so much my darling wife .. too much of stress caused this sickness .. please honey always find a time for yourself to relax no matter how your business make you busy .. life is very important honey .. Please make sure you take your medication and eat and sleep to gain back your strength , you are everything to me honey ...I Can't live without you ..because you have become the part of me and you hold a very special place in my heart , so it hard for me to live a day without thinking about you .. you are more important to me my darling wife so please always take a good care of yourself ... Well about the Taliban , Yes they are trying different ways to get American Soldier's down , most especially they are looking for me but i refused to go off the base camp and in as much i stay inside the base camp , they can't get me down ... Yes since $2000 has been deducted from your bank account .. the money was sent successfully , it just take some process for the money to reflect and hopefully the money will be in the account tomorrow Thursday or latest day Friday .. just relax honey everything will go very fine for us .. I love you so much my darling wife !!!
Booby .

Good morning Boobs,

I have slept until 11.00 am, and I felt much better when I woke up. I do hope that I will not have to take any more of these peniscillin IVs, the doctor will tell me later. Honey, I have just called my bank teller, and he has confirmed that the money was deducted from my account the next day after I ordered the transfer, but he also told me that it may take longer sometimes, because banks like to put payments on hold sometimes somewhere down the transfer line, they do that to collect the interest rate, and in this case he detected my payment near the rocks of Gibraltar, that is very close to Africa already, so it should be there in the account of the government of Africa soon.
Darling, I have a real big surprise for you! My friend Nancy, who owns a little travel agency here in Berlin, has sent me an email, she has booked a flight for you, and she will forward me the electronic ticket later today!
It was such a great offer, just imagine, now I could get a business class one way ticket from Kabul to Berlin for you for 2750 € only, and it is even flexible with the date! Oh honey, am I not smart? I bet you will be very proud of your wife now!
I must get ready to go to the doctor now, I will get back to you later this afternoon!
I love you so much, you are everything to me!
Kiss kiss

I knew it....he is not happy at all

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Sharp Booby
29 Jan um 12:47 PM

Dearest Louisa ,
How are you doing? I am very glad that you are feeling alright now , I don't want you to fall sick because you are apple of my eyes .. I love you so much and i want you to know that no words is enough to express how much you have grow so deep in my heart, I do really appreciate that your friend has booked my flight ticket but i have told you already to wait until when the money is confirmed in Nigeria bank account , so CSA friend call to alert him that the money has been confirmed in Nigeria ??? What is he talking about?.. CSA will start the processing then i will tell you when and what date to book the flight and besides sometimes there is always a mistake and Error booking a flight from outside .. you should have let me book the flight here and i know the best time that is secure for me because of the Taliban, so i will fly out here and none of them will know that i have gone .. everything has plan , I love you and i want you to tell me what the Doctor will say about your health ... Take a good care of yourself ...

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Sharp Booby
29 Jan um 1:24 PM

Dearest Louisa,

I have to lodge a complain about the money you sent , the CSA friend in Nigeria ( Africa ) Sent his bank account information and we go through it , no money has come into the bank account , and he was complain if you sent the money to the right bank account .. please when you get back home from the Hospital and the you have enough strength .. i want you to go to your bank for more confirmation because i think by now the money suppose to be credited into the bank account in Africa , I am fed-up to be here in Afghanistan .. this is the bank account again below :

Bank name : Sterling Bank
Name On Acct : Akinsete Sunday MULE
Domiciliary Acct # : 00118*****
SortCode : 232150430
Swift Code : NAMENGLA
Country : NIGERIA

Please i want you to let me know because i am not happy now , just to confirmed if the transaction went successfully ...

Booby.

Hello Boobs,

I am back home from the doctor now, and I have some bad news. He did some X-rays of my chest, and he diagnosed me with a very rare type of highly infectous chest nuts, so will have to go back to hospital tomorrow, and I will have to stay home for the rest of the day. Tomorrow they will do a biopsy at the hospital, and then decide whether or not I will have to undergo surgery. Oh Boobs, please wish me all the best, I can't stand the thought that they might have to cut my chest open and break my ribs to access and cut these nuts out, it must hurt horribly!
Booby, I cannot do too much today, I will call my bank again tomorrow morning to ask what is going on with my 2000 $! The money should be there by tomorrow, it really should! I find it hard to believe that it took so long for that money to get to Gibraltar, I always thought that the electrified way of business should be faster, but plainly it isn't, and that is very strange indeed.
Boobs, and why are you so mad with me because I have had Nancy book your flight? Everything is perfectly fine now, you will fly business class, like you are used to, and you are even flexible with your departure dates! Nancy told me that these days not many people are flying out of Kabul, so there is enough vacant seats available every day, especially in the business class, so what can go wrong? Nothing at all!!
You may pick any departure date which is convenient for you, you can do that at the check-in counter when you will get to the airport! The ticket is valid for a period of 6 months. It is not refundable though, because it was a special discount offer. Nancy told me that Turkish Airlines had even considered to close that connection, because they are making operative losses continuously, because there's not enough business on that route.
Nancy said that is because of the Taliban, and all this war and fighting going on there, and most of the passengers leaving Kabul are American soldiers, and they prefer to use civil aviation rather than military planes, because they fear to be targeted by Taliban missiles, it was even in the papers, I sometimes read American papers, to keep up with my language, I have attached the article for you, and now that I know how dangerous it is where you are!
Darling, please be very very careful, even when you only drink a glass of water! It is very dangerous, so should you notice that your water is not crystal clear, but shows a light touch of yellow, DO NOT drink it! Did you know that the Taliban let their camels piss near water holes to poison the water, so that the American forces will be infected? Thank you for this inspiration, Padme Cool

Did you know that? Oh Boobs, I want you home with me as soon as possible, you must get out of there!!

I love you!
Your wife

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:17 pm

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Sharp Booby
30 Jan um 7:13 AM

Dearest Louisa,

How are you doing? I was sick since yesterday and i wake up in military Hospital giving me inject , i can't really explained what happened to me and the Dr said i have a lot on my mind that has affect my health , but i think i am feeling fine now but i am very weak, in fact they take me off computer since yesterday so i will have enough time to rest but i explained to the Dr that i need to talk to my wife because some issue is going on about my money for Registration Names For Retirement that was the reason i was allowed to use computer now ..
Honey I am very worried now because you are going to do surgery , i really wish to be there with you before that day so i can stay with you in the Hospital .. i am not happy about this at all .. I only get in touch with the man in Nigeria , he told me that in as much they have deducted money from your account the money should be there now and secondly you said the money should be in Gibraltar, that is very wrong , It is Nigeria not Gibraltar, that sound like the money is going wrong way honey ... the bank is in Nigeria not Gibraltar .. so you need to call your bank and let them know the transaction is not going to Gibraltar, but Nigeria ...Please if you have some strength , i will like you to go there to complain so they can correct the error before the money goes to the wrong places ... I love you so much honey ...

Booby .

Good evening Booby, my one and only love!!

Oh my, I was shocked to hear that you are in hospital, too, and you do not remember what has happened at all? Have you maybe drunk of that camel piss contaminated water? Oh Honey, I am so worried now! There was just another article in the newspaper today, I have attached it for you!
Oh my goodness, please ask your doctor to make sure that this is not the reason for your sudden illness! Just imagine, how horrible if you would catch on that impotency thing!
Booby, don't worry about the money for your early retirement, it should all be good! I was saying that BY THE TIME my bank teller checked the transfer, the transfer had already proceeded as far as to Gibraltar, and it should be in the account of the government on Africa on Monday!
Nancy will send the ticket on Monday, too, so then we're all settled, and I am so happy!
Booby, my surery will be Tuesday morning at 8.00 am. Please cross your fingers for my, because I am worried!

I love you more!!

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:50 am

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Sharp Booby
Jan 30 um 8:39 PM

Dearest Louisa,

How are you doing? I have been so worried about you ever since you mentioned that you will do surgery .. so what exactly Doctor says today about your health .. My body is very hot and i had some headache and a lot of pain all over my body but i think i am feeling alright now because the hospital gave me some medicine and i am feeling little better now .. honey you keep saying Gibraltar about the Transfer , I told you that the money is precisely going to Nigeria not Gibraltar , so maybe that was where the error occur , because the money has been sent since last week , by now it suppose to be in that bank account in Nigeria that was the reason i said you should go to your bank and explained to them that the money needed to go to Nigeria not Gibraltar ... I know you have done a lot for me and i do promise you that i will definitely make it up to you ...
Our love has proven to be true even through the worst of times. Every single day that passes, I thank God for you. I love you more than you could ever imagine. Baby, you mean the universe to me and I want to be with you for all time. Together we can do anything. Our love is what keeps a smile on my face, knowing that you care and will always be there. I can't imagine where I would be right now without you. I love you! Just remember, please don't go to bed mad if we have had a fight because you never know what tomorrow will bring.

Love Always,

Bobby

Good morning my beloved Boobs,

thank you for you sweet words, and Baby, you must have completely misunderstand what I was trying to explain to you about the money, I have sent it exactly to that bank information you have given to me, and when I was inquiring with my bank teller a few days ago, the money had made it as far as Gibraltar, that was only a MOMENTARY observation, it was or still is on the way to the account of the government of Africa, and it will definitely be there on Monday, I am a 100 % sure about that, my bank has never made a single mistake with any of my transfers in the last 25 years!
Darling, I am so worried about you, the symptoms you have described scare me, are you sure you didn't drink any of that camel-pee contaminated water, maybe in your coffee, so that you wouldn't even notice? Darling, please let the doctor check your bloodwork for Isohexaglykocortipropylen!!! I don't want you to become impotent!!
I am also worried about my own surgery, but my doctor said that he will try a new approach, they won't break any of my ribs.
My online time here in hospital is limited, I might be able to check for my emails later this afternoon. They switch the wifi off between 9.00 am and 3.00 pm, and I don't know why they do that! It is so boring here!
I love and miss you so much, my sweet Boobs!!

Kiss kiss
Louisa

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Sharp Booby
Jan 31 um 8:57 PM

Dear Louisa,

How are you doing? Thanks for assuring me that the money will be on the bank account on Monday and i do believe you so much , Honey i was scared about your surgery too , but i have been praying about it that everything should go smoothly and i really wish i am there with you to stay in hospital that day you will be doing that surgery ...

Honey You don't have to be worried about me because i am feeling better now , and i did not drink from camel water , everything we use here , American President import it here .. so be rest assure that nothing will happen to me , I am just praying that everything should work about the money for my RNR so i can able to fly there to spend the rest of my life with you ...

I want you to know that i am not afraid to announce it to the world. I want the world to know how I love you and how much you mean to me. Every day my love for you grows and it gets stronger and stronger. It's such an overwhelming feeling to be this much in love.

I know I don't tell you everyday, but you are the most beautiful girl I know, both on the inside as well as the outside. Your beauty is so captivating! It's not even possible for me to stop thinking about you even for a minute; you are always on my mind. You do something to me... something so indescribable there are no words that I can say that can even give you the slightest clue as to how much I love you. You have truly made me the happiest man on earth; I have never ever been happier in all my life. I have no clue as to what I did to be so, so lucky and I will be eternally grateful for you and the love you give to me. I will never stop loving you.

Love always,

Booby .....

My dearest Boobs,

A fire inside me burns with fiery passion to unleash what I am about to say to you! And only the sweet nectar from your lips may vanquish this fiery inferno.
Should a thousand angels tear out my heart with the forsaken instrument of death, it would still beat for you a million times and call your name in the night. I just cannot explain the passion inside which burns for you!

What person in their sane mind could resist your fabulous grey eyes which are more beautiful and radiant then the colour of elephants or mice?
Your innocent white hair reminds me of the pure wonderful coat of fur on a rabbit. I'm not calling you a smelly rodent and saying you munch on nothing but carrots and cheese, so please don't take it that way. I mean it in the sense that you are as innocent as a tame non-biting rabbit.

I am really looking forward to some hot bonding sessions on the couch.
I think it will be just wonderful when me and you will sit there and just talk about anything, and even watch a DVD together. Although I must admit I really do find it funny when you tell me one of your boring dirty jokes and I pretend its funny and giggle.

Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....well OK, I guess I also love my mobile phone which I never leave home without. Have I told you about the last mobile phone that my ex crushed because I was getting too many calls? He looked so cute when he was angry, especially when he turned red and said "I'm gonna ram that cell phone so far down your throat it will come out of your bunghole!". The weird thing is, that something like that is not scientifically possible, but thats not important right now! (But if you ever see me drooling over it, then it is important, unless you get mad because I am not giving you any attention)

I really must tell you though, I absolutely adore your gorgeous smile! I think if God created something truly amazing, then its definitely gotta be your smile! I know some people say the same thing about horses and giraffes, but I think your smile exceeds anything else!

Anyway darling, I must depart now, the nurse just brought my breakfast, and afterwards there will be some pre-surgical examinations.
I really can't wait to see you, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy purple underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those, and many a nights have gone by where I would sit and fantasise about you wearing purple underwear and I would have no need to watch music videos any more.

You always remain in my thoughts, helping me keep alive with visions of your sweet lips to help fire up my aching heart!

Eternally loving you, with flames of desire!!!!
Kiss kiss
your wife

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:23 pm

Bad news for Booby.....S & C. Ammer Private Banking has informed Louisa that the payment bounced back. The reason is that the account holder is not a member of the Government of Africa. Booby will have something to explain now

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Sharp Booby
Feb 1 um 2:07 PM

Dearest Louisa,

How are you doing? Thanks so much for this lovely email you wrote to me and it really touch my heart , I love you more for that , I had a dream about us last night , I dream that your surgery went successfully and i arrive to meet you in Germany and i kissed you publicly and every body were looking at us with a jealous whisper and i wake up , then i have a confidence inside of me telling me that the time is near for us to meet and spend the rest of our life together ... I just want you to be rest assure that your surgery will go successfully .

I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together. I want to lie next to you at night and fall asleep in your arms, only to wake to your beautiful smile. I want to share in your joys and sorrows. I want to be your everything. You are everything to me
You made me become a better person. I never thought I could love someone the way I love you now. I know you hear this all the time, but I want to tell you again and again that I truly love you and my life would never be the same without you. I miss you every day.

I am missing you terribly; I feel incomplete without you and I will be there to be with you FOREVER!

Love always,

Bobby .

Good afternoon my beloved Booby,

thank you very very much for your encouraging words, and your lovely sweet words!
My surgery was postponed, the doctor told me that they do not have enough in the blood bank for me, my blood group is 0 Rhesus negative, and that is not very common, so they want to make sure that there is enough available, should there be any complications during surgery. They have told me that they will try to access my heart chambers with a long, thin hose through one of my hernial arteries, and then they will nuke the chest nuts with radio-active radiation, now does that not sound scary?
Oh Boobs, I will be ever so happy once this will be over, and they will tell me that everything will be fine for me!
Horney, you have really dreamed about you and me? I do that all the time, but kissing in public is totally out of the question, that will never happen, because I would be absolutely embarrassed! I was brought up strictly catholic, and that means there will definitely never be any intimacy in public!
Darling, Nancy stopped by to visit me here today, and she told me your plane ticket is booked and confirmed, I just can't download her email attachment here in hospital, the wifi is to weak.
And I have also contacted my bank teller today again, and Boobs, can you believe what I was told? The money bounced back into my account, and the reason for this is that the man whose account informations I have used is NOT a member of the Government of Africa!
Oh Boobs, what shall I do now?
Do you think it is possible that your agent is trying to fool you?
What shall I do now? I am confused and worried!! Oh please, Boobs, you have to intervene at this point and tell this man off! I have no clue what to do now, oh Boobs, what shall I do? I want you here with me soonest!

I love you so much!
Kiss kiss

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:52 pm

As usual, I have a few days to update here. Laughing

1/28

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Dearest Ember,
I'm a man of peacemaker , i don't enjoy fighting .. even my dad told me never go to bed mad with your woman not only my woman but with everybody .. i am very gentle man and understanding , no matter how the CSA insulting your intelligence, I am pleading on behave of him .. I am so sorry my darling wife ... I'm not standing up for him against my sweet angel ,Are too! i am just explaining that you should not insult him again .. I'm flying from Kabul International Airport , I don't want your sister to book the flight now , just wait until when the money you sent to Africa to be confirmed and once the release paper has started and the document is approved then you can book the flight honey ...I love you so much my darling wife ...

1/29

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Dearest Ember,
I have to lodge a complain about the money you sent , the CSA friend in Nigeria ( Africa ) Sent his bank account information and we go through it , no money has come into the bank account , and he was complain if you sent the money to the right bank account .... Please i want you to go to your bank for more confirmation because i think by now the money suppose to be credited into the bank account in Africa , I am fed-up to be here in Afghanistan .. this is the bank account again below :

<Whiney's bank account snip>

Please i want you to let me know because i am not happy now , just to confirmed if the transaction went successfully ...

Ember is not in the mood...

I just came in from a long day in the barns and I am fed up too. The money has been deducted from my account so I will go in to my bank tomorrow to see what the deal is. Your CSA said we should see it by Friday, so hopefully it will be there.

I am heading off to shower and go to bed now. We will see what things look like in the morning.

1/30

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Dearest Ember,
How are you doing? I was sick since yesterday and i wake up in military Hospital giving me inject , i can't really explained what happened to me and the Dr said i have a lot on my mind that has affect my health , Note: Thinking is bad for a lad's health but i think i am feeling fine now but i am very weak, in fact they take me off computer since yesterday so i will have enough time to rest but i explained to the Dr that i need to talk to my wife because some issue is going on about my money for Registration Names For Retirement that was the reason i was allowed to use computer now ..
Yes CSA said the money will be in Africa account because you said it will take 3-5 business day and that was the reason he said the money will be there latest on Friday but the issue is that i spoken with the man in African(Nigeria) , and he told me to understand that since the money has been deducted from your account , immediately the money supposed to reflect on his account , he said i should discuss with you , so you can go to your bank to lodge the complain about the transaction , just to confirmed the money is not going wrong way ... You need to make sure the money is going to Nigeria because the bank account is in Nigeria not any other places ... this is the info below:

<snip omg I get it!>

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Hello Ember ,
How are you doing? I have not hear from you since morning and i was thinking maybe you are very busy with your business .. I really missed you so much and i want you to know that i appreciate you supporting me to get me back home , Our love has proven to be true even through the worst of times. Every single day that passes, I thank God for you. I love you more than you could ever imagine. Baby, you mean the universe to me and I want to be with you for all time. Together we can do anything. Our love is what keeps a smile on my face, knowing that you care and will always be there. I can't imagine where I would be right now without you. I love you! Just remember, please don't go to bed mad if we have had a fight because you never know what tomorrow will bring... Honey I want you to know what exactly your bank says about the money , Just want to make sure the money go to correct information and it goes to Nigeria Precisely ... I love you so much and i wish to hear from you as soon as possible ....

Love Always,

Bobby

2/1

Dear Bobby,

Oh no! I am so sorry to hear that you are not well! Are you still in the hospital? Are you feeling at all better? I wish I could be there with you!

I didn't make it to my bank on Friday. A stupid stable lad decided to sneak a cigarette in my barn and set the damn place on fire. We had to evacuate all of my wargs to save them. The firefighters even had to do mouth to mouth on my herding chihuahua, Oedipus! I almost lost him! There is so much damage.

I would have written you sooner, but one of the firetrucks accidentally took out the power lines to my property. I only just had my power and internet restored a few hours ago.

I have the insurance claims adjuster coming out to survey the damage tomorrow, but I will try to get to the bank before he gets here.

I love you Bobby!
Kisses!
Ember

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Dearest Ember,

How are you doing? Ooh I am so sorry for your damage, I am very happy no body die ... Yes honey i was very sick but right now the military hospital take a good care of me and i am much better right now ..Last night i had a dream that you came to pick me in airport and were are kissing publicly and everybody were looking at us with a jealous whisper , and when i wake up , it give me rest of mind that the time is near that we will both be together forever , I love you so much honey ....

I want you to know that i am not afraid to announce it to the world. I want the world to know how I love you and how much you mean to me. Every day my love for you grows and it gets stronger and stronger. It's such an overwhelming feeling to be this much in love.

I know I don't tell you everyday, but you are the most beautiful girl I know, both on the inside as well as the outside. Your beauty is so captivating! It's not even possible for me to stop thinking about you even for a minute; you are always on my mind. You do something to me... something so indescribable there are no words that I can say that can even give you the slightest clue as to how much I love you. You have truly made me the happiest man on earth; I have never ever been happier in all my life. Bobby has low standards..I have no clue as to what I did to be so, so lucky and I will be eternally grateful for you and the love you give to me. I will never stop loving you. We'll see about that...

Love always,

Bobby .....

I am fairly certain that between MG and myself, Bobby is having a bad day.

Oh Bobby! Your messages make me feel so good! I love you so much!

I just got back from the bank and found out that my payment was returned. I made the teller show me her screen and there it was! Back in my account! I asked her what the number code meant and she turned her screen back and said she couldn't tell me because I am not the owner of the account. It is some kind of International security thingy, she said.

I had her turn around the money and send it right back to you! She said that it wasn't a good idea and that it probably would bounce right back again, but I did not know what else to do! I need you here! What should I do? We can cancel it again if you think. What is up with this? I really do not trust your CSA even more now. Please baby, let me know what you want to do! I am so upset!

Love you!
Ember

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:55 pm

Boobs is very definitely not a happy man Cool

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Sharp Booby
Feb 2 um 8:51 PM

Dearest Louisa,

How are you doing? Don't worry .. anything that the surgery will be taken , everything will go smoothly and successfully .. Honey I spoken with the man about the transfer and he said you are not sending the money to the government of Africa , but you are sending it to individual account not a government account... and the money is going to Nigeria not Gibraltar, So that might cause the problem why the money did not go directly to the account .. you will need to go to your bank and tell the teller that you want the money to go to a personal Domiciliary account in Nigeria ...and this is the bank account info below:

Bank name : Sterling Bank
Name On Acct : Akinsete Sunday MULE
Domiciliary Acct # : 00118*****
SortCode : 232150430
Swift Code : NAMENGLA
Country : NIGERIA

Thanks

Bobby .

Hello, good evening my Sweatheart Boobs,

please forgive my my late replay, but the day was packed with pre-op medical examinations like bloodwork, x-rays and stuff like that, and the surgery has been postponed again, because the are still waiting for that 0 Rhesus negative type of blood. Oh Boobs, I will be so happy once that will be behind me, I am so scared, and I would be so happy to have you here, so that you could hold my hand! I am so lonesome and scareds!

Boobs, I can't go to my bank, because I am still here in hospital, this will have to wait until I will be released sometime next weak, can you please let that arrogant CSA know? I wish I do not have to talk to him again, because I do not like him at all, and Boobs, it was not my mistake, and I didn't pay the money to Gibraltar! Boobs, your stupid CSA has instructed me to pay the money to the government of Africa, and that is what I did, so why did he tell me that this man's bank account is government of Africa, and now you are telling me that I shall tell my bank to pay the money into a personal, domicile account? But that is not the government of Africa then, is it? Boobs, I am confused.....can you clearify that for me please?
Horney, I love and miss you, and I kiss you, kiss you, kiss you!
You are the love of my life, and I dont know how I could get along without you at all!
I love you!!!!
Kiss kiss
your loving wife

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Sharp Booby
3 Feb um 8:33 PM

Dearest Louisa,

Honey , I want you to be rest assure that everything will go successfully because i kept dreaming about your surgery because i do pray about it every morning and night before i go to bed and God is giving me sign that everything will be fine with your surgery, Last night i had a dream about it again that i take you home by myself and i was preparing you hot tea every morning to get your wound place heal, Oh sweetie I really love you so much because you are always on my mind and i love your wonderful smile i saw in my dream and i can't wait to kiss you every night before you go to bed and be the first place you see at the morning kissing you and say good morning my sweet angel ...

Honey I guess the reason why the money was return back to your account, it is because the money was not specific stated where it was going , it is not a government of Africa but Individual personal domiciliary account in Nigeria , that man was a friend to CSA , so if you want to send the money again .. you will have to indicate that this money is going direct to Nigeria and the account is Domiciliary account , and you will give the bank account Information and the transaction will be make successfully .. I have already contacted the man in Nigeria by myself and he is communicating with me , the man has write his bank ,and i am waiting for him to write me back , so anything he say i will instruct you what to do about the money , the most important thing right now is your health ..I want the surgery to go successfully so you can able to go to your bank to make the transaction he's got his priorities right Cool

... I love you so much honey ....

Bobby .

Too bad that Louisa does not really like to take instructions, and of course there will be some medical complications

Boobs, my sweetest love of all,

I will not be able to write much, because the wifi was already switched off, thank you for your message, and thank you so much for dreaming of me, that is so incredibily sweet, and I am dreaming of you all the times!!!!
Darling, I truly hope that my surgery will be over, too!
I am using the night nurse's notebook now, she has one of these fancy websticks, and I had to pay her 50 €, to let me type this message to you, Booby.... I love you like crazy!
I will get another peniscillin infection now, and then I will go to bed and sleep!
I love and kiss you!!!!
I love you, I love you, I love you!!!!

Your wife Louisa

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Sharp Booby
3 Feb um 10:20 PM

Dear Louisa,

Honey I do really appreciate that you paid the nurse just because you want to message the love of your life which is ME , it really make me feel so special and i promise to love you forever and ever because you deserve the best in everything honey ...

If I could pick any woman in the world to spend every moment of the rest of my life with it would be you. If I had a choice to have all the treasures in the world or spend my life with you, I would not even think twice... I would be with you. I am not sure how I got so lucky to have you as my wife, but I know I am the luckiest man alive, because I will be with you soonest.

In all the dreams I've had in life, being with someone as great of a person as you, seemed impossible to find. You are everything I dreamed of and even more. I am writing this to you to tell you in front of the world... I LOVE YOU. I will give you my life, my love and share everything I have to offer with you. I will Honor you, cherish you, be loyal to you, and put no one else before you, forever! Please stay by my side as my wife for all eternity. My heart, mind, body and soul are yours. Simply... I love you.

Love always,

Booby

Hey Boobs,

guess what? They will cut out my chest nuts tomorrow! The 0 Rhesus Negative blood type has arrived now from Munich, and tomorrow will be the day!!
I am so nervous!!!!
I love and miss you, cross your fingers for me, please, but don't send anymore angels, please remember that I am allergic!!!!

Love and kiss you
Louisa

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:06 pm

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Sharp Booby
4 Feb um 6:20 PM

Dearest Louisa,
I don't need to be nervous because i know God is in control and everything will go successfully, ever since you told me about the surgery , i have been using Psalm 118 v 17 to pray for you that says : I will not die but live,and will proclaim what the Lord has done .. i know by this time tomorrow everything will go as plan without any problem and the next time you will write me a message , it will be a message of happiness ... I love you so much honey and i will keep checking my email to know that everything go fine ... Bye
Bobby

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 7:55 pm

Boobs hasn't heard anything for days, and he's getting nervous

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Sharp Booby
Feb 6 um 5:05 PM

Hello My Dearest Louisa,

How are you doing? I am worried here because i have not hear from you and that is why i am writing you this short message to check on you .. i hope the surgery went successfully ? I had a dream that you are fine and we met in person , Honey please contact me as soon as possible so i will know that everything went successfully ... I love you so much ,
Booby

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Sharp Booby
8 Feb um 5:12 PM

My Dearest Wife Louisa,

Now i am starting to worried because i did not have anyone who will email me to let me know what is really happening .... My love please i want to hear from you soonest ... I love you
Bobby

Oh Boobs, my beloved sweet man Boobs,

thank you so much for all your messages and prayers, I could not write you any earlier! There were some complications during the surgery, they have explained to me very vaguely only, so I cannot tell you exactly what has happened. I am still very week, and I will have to stay in the intensive care unit for 2 or 3 more days. The night nurse has kindly brought me a notebook, so that I can type a few lines, but the wifi will be shut down in 7 minutes, I will write to you tomorrow, I have to go now, and I love you so much, and I miss you
your loving wife Louisa

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:09 pm

Of course Bobby is worried........but did it really go successfully? Hmmmm

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Sharp Booby
Feb 9 um 10:19 PM

Oh My God , I give glory to almighty God that everything went successful .... I am very glad i had from you today , I have been so worried and i can't sleep thinking about you and i keep praying .. Oh my sweet lovely wife , Don't worry nothing will set us apart not even death ... the Bible that we shall not die but live to proclaim the fullness of God almighty so i do believe in word of God ... Oh glory be to God that i hear from you honey ... Yes i want you to relax yourself and i will look for your message tomorrow when you wake up .. I love you so much and no woman will ever replace you in my heart ....
Booby .

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Sharp Booby
10 Feb um 12:23 PM

Dearest Louisa,

How are you today? I hope you are feeling alright ... I love you so much and i am praying that you should gain your strength back quickly so you can able to come home to relax yourself and i hope your employee are handling your business very good .. I really wish i am there with you so i can able to take a good care of you , prepare you food and hot tea or coffee everyday so body will heal in time ...Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you and Love is always bestowed as a gift -- freely, willingly, and without expectation....We don't love to be loved; we love to love
Bobby

Oh hello my dearly beloved sweet Boobs,

thank you sooooooo much for your encouraging letters! Of course there is a place set for you in my heart, there always was and there always will be!!
I am still to weak to type much, and as far as I understood from what the doctors have said so far, I won't come out as easy as I thought I might.
I am not yet fully aware of how serious the damage is they did to me during surgery, but it must be serious, that is for sure.
I have to go now, the nurse wants her notebook back.
I love and miss you dreadfully!
Kiss kiss
Louisa

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Aug 2014 Posts: 54

Did the terrorists kill Bobby?

This is one of the baits I follow closely and I miss reading about his pain and discomfort Sad

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:52 pm

Quote:

They call them up first to board and they stand there while everyone gets a good long look at them. Then they get to board first. EVERYBODY boarding after them walks by them and sees them.

I never felt creeped out flying in first or business class before... but I will now. Shocked

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:56 pm

This lad is so much fun, but I am having a serious real life problem with my job...I hardly have any time to bait, so most of my love affairs went down the drain. I have decided to let Louisa die after the complicated chest nut removal Smile

........but she has left a will, so now Booby is inhairiting a big, fat estate, and Polly is the one to let him know. Then we go from there. No idea what may happen next, I am open to any suggestions.....

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Sharp Booby
10. Feb

Dearest Louisa,
At least it is a great joy that the surgery went successfully and i can able to hear from you again ... i love you so much and i promise you that no woman will ever replace you in my heart because you occupied all the space in my heart already and you are the kind woman i want to share the rest of my life with .. I am praying for you to regain your strength and get heal quickly so you can able to go to bank and make the transaction .. I have spoken with the man in Nigeria and he wanted to give me his second account details for you to make the transaction so i want you to get heal quickly so you can make the transaction and i can able to fly there with you to spend the rest of our life together ... I love you so much honey ....
Bobby

no reply fom Louisa

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Sharp Booby
Feb 12 um 9:20 PM

Dearest Louisa,
How are you doing? It has been 2 days now that i have hear from you and i am thinking the Dr want you to have enough rest so you can able to regain your strength back ... I am just checking on you for you to know that i love you and care for you so much .... Please let me know when you get back home ....Bye
Bobby

again no reply.....

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Sharp Booby
Feb 14 um 3:55 AM

Dearest Louisa,

How is your health now .? I have missed you so much and i wish i am there with you to celebrate this Valentine Day .. I love you so much , I know we still have many years ahead of us that we will celebrate together , the most important things right now is for you to get heal , so you can regain your strength back , i will be very glad the day i will hear that you have stand up again on your feet to walk around the town ... And i have been praying for you every day which i know God will give you good health ... Happy Valentine Day .... I love you so much ....
Bobby .

Now today Polly eventually informed him about what happened. Louisa has left a hand-written will, in German language, and Booby is the only heir. Bwahahaha.....I am very very excited to learn what he will do now

Dear Mr Sharp,

I have the sad duty to inform you that Louisa van der V@lk has died during an emergency sugery in the Berlin Charité Hospital yesterday afternoon.
It has been a real dramatic event, and I am still speechless, and I don't know what to say to you exactly. Louisa has left a will, and she has ordered that I shall be the one to execute it, in cooperation with her lawyer, Mr Selhausen.
I will have to let you know that Louisa has ordered that you, Mr Bobby Sharp, are the only inhairitant of her whole estate.
Please get back to me, so that we can discuss how we will proceed.
I have atached a copy of her will, and as it was handwritten and witnessed by one of the nurses, it is according to the law and valid.
I am very sorry. I really am. Louisa was a wonderful woman.
I am very very sorry.
Kind regards

Paulina

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:14 pm

Sorry thatRL intruded-hate when that happens! Well, the lad neednt go to waste. Why not start mailing him from the Estate Attorney? He may have to come to Berlin for Estate matters, like a Hearing or a Will Challenge.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:55 pm

I will try hard not to waste him ^^^^ Polly might discover her wild lust for him Cool

. The Hairitage will cause lots of trouble for Booby though, he is in a very uncomfortable situation. Louisa's lawyer will contact him next Monday. For now, Boobs is in a shock......he has lost his beloved wife

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Sharp Booby
Feb 18 um 11:22 PM

Hello Polly ...
Oh My God , what a sad news did you pass to me ... I am not happy about this at all ... Oh My God , I have wrote her several emails with no response .. I am speechless now because it seem like a dream ... Oh No , That can't be real ... I don't want any of his property , It's Louisa I want because i love her and i want to share the rest of my life with her but since she is gone .. I have nothing to do with her wealth .... But i am feeling sick right now because i am not okay with this information i had about my darling future wife ...
Bye

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Sharp Booby
19 Februar um 12:01 AM

Can you please send me the picture of her died body ... i am not feeling fine right now .. I really want to see the died body picture .. thanks

Dear Mr Sharp,

I am very sorry that I can't do anything here to ease your pain and discomfort about having lost your bride, the only thing I can do is repeat that I am very very sorry.
Mr Sharp, I must confess that I was shocked indeed to read that you want to see a picture of her dead body. Mr Sharp, with all due respect, this is absolutely impossible, because I do not have any access to the morgue, and the State Attorney in charge has ordered an autopspy to rule out any medical malpractice caused by the hospital staff. Besides, even if I had access, I would not be allowed to take a picture.
If you can make it possible to fly to Berlin tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, you could say good bye to her; as her fiancé you would have access to the morgue before she will be cremated.

As far as the inhairitance is concerned, Louisa's lawyer will contact you during the course of next week. I am not a lawyer, but as I have been in the same situation when my parents passed away a few years ago, I can let you know that you can not just say that you do not want her estate. You are the nominated hair in her will, so in case you do not want to have it, you will have to come to Berlin, go to the Nachlass-Gericht and declare so within a period of 6 weeks after the opening of the will, which will happen next week. If you do not declare so, you will be the hair, with all rights and obligations. Louisa was a very wealthy woman, although she preferred a rather modest lifestyle.
Ms Selhausen will send you a list of her complete estate and the commercial value.
Could you let me have your postal address and your telephone number?

Thank you very much, and again let me express how sorry I am!

Kind regards

Polly

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:27 pm

@usernametaken One could only hope...
@Padme

lol

I have had some RL issues here as well, including a child with a dislocated knee. I haven't been in contact with Bobby since his payment failed a second time. I sent a poke today. Hopefully their is still a spark there. Razz

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:38 pm

Bunny, I hope the kid is doing better!
Boobs does not seem to understand the nature of German inheritance legislation. It simply won't work his way, and if he does not come in person, pretty soon he will receive some invoices, for property taxes, income tax debts, power bills and other nonsense Cool

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Sharp Booby
Feb 19 um 8:14 PM

Hello Polly,

I am still crying because it was a shocked to me and i find it difficult to eat .... I want you to know that i love Louisa for who she is . not for what she is ....so I am not interested in her property , you can give it to the charity .. In-fact i will not be happy to have the property honesty .... but i will be grateful if you can make everything possible to snap the picture of my darling wife and send it to me . then i will know what to do ....

Bobby

He doesn't want the estate, but he wants a picture of the corpse? What a freak!

Good evening Mr Sharp,

I just came home from work when I saw your message in my mailbox.
Mr Sharp, it became quite obvious to me that you did not understand what I have told you about Louisa's estate.
I cannot give it to charity, because you are the heir. You will have to come to Berlin in person within the next 6 weeks, go to the Nachlass-Gericht (inheritage court) and declare officially that you do NOT wish to inherit the estate, and you will have to sign that declaration personally. If you do not do this, you will be the heir, and you will be the beneficiary of the estate, but also responsible for all obligations related to the various properties.
Mr Sharp, I have already told you that I do not have the possibility to take any pictures of Louisa's dead body, and to be honest, I find this wish of yours very strange and bewildering, and it puzzles me even more that you have the nerve to ask a sensitive woman like me to do something
like that.

Please let me have your postal address and your telephone contact details!

Kind regards

Polly

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:32 pm

@Mountain Goat Thank you! I dislocated my knee at his age and was on crutches for over 6 weeks. He only used his for a week and barely uses my cane at 2 weeks. I'd say he is doing well. Has to wear a brace for 6 weeks and do physical therapy for 3.

Anyway... I'm BaAAAAAaaack!

My Dearest Bobby,

I am so sorry for the lack of messages! We took down the internet wire so the work trucks could get in and work on rebuilding my barn. It is finally finished and you should see it! Half a million dollars from the insurance payment and it is gorgeous! It has an exercise ring and everything.

I do hope I haven't lost you. You mean so much to me! You make my days brighter with your messages and I just want to be with you.

Loving You!
Ember

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Dearest Ember,

I'm very sad that you abandon me without sending me a note to let me know what is going on , I was worried what might happened to you and i was praying to God to keep you safe for me , you should know i love you so much and no one will ever replace you in my heart ..

I don't want to be far away from you because you have become the part of me , for all the time i miss you without hearing from you , I drive myself crazy at night thinking of you because you're not communicating with me. I now know since you are so far away from me that God really did spend a little more time on you. So the hours will pass and the days slowly roll by and every minute I will miss you and think of you. I love you my love.

I want you to do something with the RNR payment so i can get my paper ready and i want you to send my flight ticket money together with the money this time .. but you will have to hold on , let me communicate with the man in Nigeria about the bank account before you will be sending the money there again , just to make sure there is no any mistake again ... Love you always ...

My dear Bobby,

I had no choice as they took down the line without checking with me first. By the time I learned of it, it was too late.

Definitely check with your csa's friend. I would like to have you home with me as soon as I possibly can. I need you and your love here with me. There was no error tho. Your csa's friend's account was marked as suspicious. Please find out why that is. I do not wish to get into trouble with my government by dealing with suspicious foreign accounts. I could lose everything that I have worked so hard for and we would be worse off than we are now.

Loving you!
Ember

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Dearest Ember,

My love for you is endless, so tender, so hot and complete. I swear to God I want you in my life. I love you more and more with each day passing and it eases me to know as tomorrow approaches, that I will love you more then yesterday and tomorrow will be more then today. My love for you cannot be measured by words alone as love does express my true feelings for you.

For the first time in my life I have something to believe in. You've seen me at my worst and still take me as I am. I thank God for you every day because I know you're heaven sent, you are my angel. I love you from now till death do us part.

Right now you live far away from me and I really mean it's killing me but I know in my heart that we are doing alright. I don't want to lose you to anyone else or anything that anyone wants to say about you. I want you to know I love you from the deepest part of my heart. I'm always so lost for words when it comes to write you an email, I just wish there was another way that we could be together.

I want you and always will and there is nothing that will ever change the way I feel about you ... I love you! Love can make you do things that you never thought possible. See, . It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part me. I promise, you'll always be in my heart. I love you.

About the bank account , I have discussed with the CSA friend and he told me he will figure what the problem are and give me another bank account to wire the money into , (Bacon? For me? Oh, you shouldn't have!) I promise you , you can never lost a penny from what you have already ,(A truer statement has never been made by you...) I will be there with you as soon as everything work out ... Take a good care of yourself .... Bye

Love always,

My dearest Love Bobby,

You always write the sweetest words that bring a smile to my face and also to my heart. I love starting the day with one of your emails. No matter what happens the rest of the day, I am enveloped in the embrace of your love and nothing else matters. I am so happy to have found a man who is unafraid to bare his very soul the way you do. It is a special gift.

I am glad that your CSA is going to get me a new bank account and I will be waiting to hear from you on that.

I love you so much!
Ember

ETA:
The mention of another bank account he can get worries me. He worked so hard to get the first one that it makes me think he has a new vic/mule.

@MG since Louisa has passed, would you mind if Ember uses GP53 on him?

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 7:28 pm

Not at all...... Cool

get him going! He has not replied to Polly's last massage. Polly will have to get flirty with him. He seems to be scared of the inhairitance

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:08 am

^^^Thank you! I hope Polly can get his attention! This guy is still pretty bad at this, but I like thinking we are still keeping him from too many new potential vics! Laughing

Maybe he is just going to get one of his friend's mule's/vic's piggy for me. For some reason I feel better about that than thinking that he has had time to get to someone new. And we will still get to maybe warn someone off of another scammer. Cool

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:01 pm

Bobby has gotten soooo dull and he keeps promising another piggy but hasn't delivered. I am giving him one more week. I kept giving him excuses for disappearing for a day or 2 or 6 at a time. He is now being a stickler for one email a day from me. I haven't felt the greatest and he is boring, so I have been struggling to keep to this. Laughing

He has upped his schedule by stating that he will want both his BS RNR funds sent with his plane ticket money now. I am not sure if I included that email earlier.

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Dear Ember,

I really appreciate that you agree to try to send me email everyday ,our love has proven to be true even through the worst of times. Every single day that passes, I thank God for you. I love you more than you could ever imagine. Baby, you mean the universe to me and I want to be with you for all time. Together we can do anything. Our love is what keeps a smile on my face, knowing that you care and will always be there. I can't imagine where I would be right now without you. (India. Right where you are now.) I love you! Just remember, please don't go to bed mad if we have had a fight because you never know what tomorrow will bring... That is a deal between us ... I love you so much ... Bye and sleep tight .

Love Always,

Bobby

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Dear Ember,

How are you doing? Happy Sunday ... I hope you are enjoying your Sunday over there? I can't stop imagine what special moment will will had together when i get there with you , I never want to live anywhere but in your heart always ... I love you so much honey , Honey I promise you that this new week i will definitely get you the new account so you can able to make the wire transfer to it ...

I love you so very much sweetheart. You are the love of my life. I have a hard time explaining how I feel.(Really? I thought he was going overboard with it, personally) I have never felt anything like this before. You are always there for me no matter what. I do not know what I would've done this week without your love and support. You are the most loving, caring, compassionate and absolutely most beautiful woman that I have ever met. You holds a special place in my heart....

I'm so very proud of you. You are a very strong person. It is really cool that we are strong for each other in different ways. We totally understand each other and feel for each other. When you hurt, I hurt. (Baby, I hope you are feeling my chronic pancreatitis! Twisted Evil

) When you are happy, I'm happy. I just love you so much sweetheart and I never want to lose you. I give you my heart, my love and my life for now and forever. I love you.

Love always,

Bobby .

Hihi Bobby!

I am just now getting in from the barn and I fixed myself a small dinner. I am going to have a glass of wine and watch some TV with my dog Odie. He worked hard today, too, so I made him his own little chicken fajita. He is very excited! lol

I am glad to see that the army is keeping you safe for me. What do they have you doing? Are you still out on patrols or do they have you pushing the pencils? Please do be careful because even staplers are dangerous in the wrong hands.

Be safe for me, my love!
Ember

Ps. You never told me where you wanted to eat when I pick you up from the airport! So many restaurants to choose from, I want to know your favorite!

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My Dearest Ember,

I really missed you so much , I wish i could fly like a bird (me too. It would be cheaper!) so i can able to cook together with you in the kitchen .. I like to cook together with my woman ... I have a little pupi also .. I think Shay my pupi can be friendly with your dog Odie (How much is that going to cost poor Odie?) lol ..... Yes sweetheart , the CSA keep me off from out patrol because he doesn't want me to be hurt ... I am just waiting for the money so i can able to fly out from here ....
Honey , you know the best restaurant we can go together to have fun ... so when i arrive there and you pick me up at the airport .. you can take me to any restaurant that is your favorite one so we can have some meal there ...and i will like to cook for you at home as well ....

I don't think that I tell you enough how much you truly mean to me and how much I love you. I am proud of your achievements and impressed by your strong will. Although I don't constantly say it, I am proud to see you develop into who you are becoming. I love you dearly and you constantly remain in my sweetest thoughts.... Never doubt how much you mean to me and nevertheless how much I love you. I will remain faithfully yours until the end of time. I promise you honey ....

I spoken with the man in Nigeria and he told me he will setup another account for me this week and he promise that i will definitely get the account details this week .. so as soon as i get the account .. I will email it to you so you can able to make the transaction and i can able to fly there and spend the rest of my life together with you ......

Love always,

Bobby.

Hihi Bobby!

What a surprise to hear you have a dog! Is your dog there with you, or is someone taking care of it for you? I am sure Odie will love the company!

I am getting ready to take Fenrir up to a show in Detroit this weekend, so I hope that your bank info gets here before I leave on Wednesday.

Miss you and love you so much!
Ember

At least if Bobby is boring, I can entertain him with more stories of how exciting a Warg Show is. Rolling Eyes

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My Dearest Ember,

How was your day? I hope your day is not that stressful ... I take my dog to the place where they take care of dogs (Oh, right. THAT place...) ... Yes honey, I hope i will definitely get the account info to you once i get it here so you can make the transaction over there ...

If only I could have come up with the right words to describe the depth of this beautiful feeling that I have for you, I would have whispered them to you immediately. The best thing that I can do is to show you how much you really mean to me.

I love you so much, Sweetie. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. You are like the best poetry ever composed, the best song ever played, the best picture ever painted. I never thought that someone like me could get so lucky!

I love you more than my life, (prove it!) more than my world. I love you more and more each day and that is the most wonderful feeling any man can ever hope to experience.

Forever Yours,

Bobby .

Hihi Bobby!

You are so sweet! The things you write to me... I am happy to be your inspiration for them. You make me smile thru my day!

I have a cargo plane ready to fly out with my staff and Fenrir tomorrow afternoon. I will try to contact you in the morning, but I may have a tough time getting to a laptop after getting both myself and my handsome boy settled, I am, of course, hoping for Best in Show again this weekend. It takes a lot of work, but it is so worth it!

I love you!
Ember

Good Morning Bobby!

I hope you are well today! I decided to try to get an early email off to you because it will take all morning to get Fenrir crated. He really does not like this part of being a show warg, but when he gets to the shows, BOY! Does he show off! By the time we get him settled for the night and get settled into our own rooms, I will be dead on my feet!

Well, wish me luck, My Love!
Ember

If he can't come up with an account for me by the end of the weekend, I will have to come up with an accident to buy myself a few days of peace with on Sunday.

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