My Hubsie Frankie

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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:31 pm

He just won't let go, no matter how unfriendly I respond:

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Hi Love can we leave together if so get back to me on [email protected] Tel +233243816336 Yours Frank Eze Accra Ghana

Sir......with all due respect, why do you address me as "Hi Love"? It is totally new to me that I am your love, so who are you, and what do you want?

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I am Mr Frank Eze from Accra Ghana West Africa and i need your relationship and i can be reached on my private email address [email protected] my number is +233243816336 waiting to read from you on my Email address

Why would I want to write to you? What do you want?

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Oh Love i need your relationship is there any crime in loving some body especially some body you want to spend the rest of your life with

You do not know me at all, and you want to spend the rest of your life with me? I have never heard such nonsense before!

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Is that a Nonsense that i am interested in you then if so sorry and good bye

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But you should know that is only one day that people got to know each other

But Sir.....you do not know me at all, so how come you're interested in me? You do not know me at all!

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You are right in what you are saying but we can establish a good relationship i need your telephone number and your email address

I do not give out my telephone númber to strangers, only callgirls do that. What do you want?

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I am not a Stranger but also you should know that every body is a stranger on earth love don't be heart hardened

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Love is not a crime

Don't be silly. You don't know me, so how can you love me? What do you want?

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Please is this an insult or what by telling me don't be silly because i loves

You loves me? But you doesnt even know me! So how can you loves me then? What's your zodiac? I am aries

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My Dear lets be matured and realistic is only one day one can love some body and from that day they both will start developing it by knowing each other very well by exchanging emails and phone calls that is why i have given you my email address time without numbers but still you are still on one place asking questions all the time that is not the way of doing things

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Why cant you give me your phone number and your email address

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I can see your age here 54 but you behave like under 16 i am 41

So, Sir, can you please tell me what qualifies you to judge my behaviour? And have I asked you what age you are? Come on and tell me what you want.
And you won't have my phone number, because only prostitutes and call girls give out their phones numbers at first call, and I am almost definitely not one of them

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Why do you always misunderstand me from you questions i know that you are a very matured one that i can deal with my fresh blood

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You are not a Prostitute my dear i have told you all that i wanted you to hear that i love you and nothing more and ready to spend the rest of my life with you were ever you are

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So love give me your Number and your Email address ok is only God who knows why and we can do dispute God in any thing he does

You may have my email address, but I will rather not give out my telephone number at this early stage of our acquaintance. Please write to louisa(at)blahblah.de

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:46 am

Frankie is moving fast.....first email, and I am his wife already

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frank
25 Jan um 6:37 AM

My Love is a very good pleasure to relate to you privately which i am most delighted to have you as my wife and will live the rest of my life
My Heart please let me read from you soonest and you are also free to call me on phone +233243816336.

I wish we will be together one day some day is like a dream but which must come true.

Please get in touch with me, I want your love so much.We may be distant, but love knows no bounds

Yours Frank Eze.

Good morning Frank,

thank you for your message, but please slow down your horses! How come you call me your wife? We do not even know each other, so please let us cross that bridge when we get there!
Right know we are nothing but strangers to each other, so may I please ask you to tell me about yourself, your job, your business, your likes and dislikes? I might be able to call you on the phone, but not right now, because my calling plan does not allow transatlantic calls, so you will have to be patient.
I am loooking forward to hearing back from you!
Warm regards

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:23 pm

Ooohhh, he is with the United Nations

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frankie
26 Jan um 6:48 AM

My Dear Louisa

How are you i am very much happy to read from you,vPlease dont be always angry that i call you my wife i am doing that out of the Love i have for so please don't feel bad ok.

I am working with the United Nations Office here in Ghana that is why i don't normally have enough time on the Internet so my dear feel free with me because is only God who knows why we are knowing each other so we can not dispute God in any thing he does.

Please i will like to hear your voice on phone +233243816336,

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours Frankie

Good evening Frank,

so, you are working with the United Nations? I am sorry to hear that, but that's just what happens to those people who did not succeed in picking the right job at the right time. How do you cope with that, are you doing ok? And Frank, is it okay if I call you Frankie?
Frankie sounds much better to me.
Frankie, I did not feel bad because you called me your wife, I felt PATRONIZED, and that is even worse!!
Why do you do this to me?
Are you one of those sickos enjoying to push women down?
Hopefully not, because that would be the end of the story.
Listen, Frankie, I am an emancipated woman, and I can look back with pride on a successful career, I could mention so many milestones and achievements, but I don't, because I don't like to show off, I am a molest character. I only want to mention in this context that I have happened to win a knitting contest at the Online-University in Klein-Wülferode, that is in the Harz Mountains, and we had to knit a fat goat.
Please tell me about your likes and dislikes, your interests and hobbies.
I have asked you these questions, but seemingly you preferred to ignore my request. Do you really think that this will lead us on the road to happiness?
Have you already told your parents about us?

Warm regards

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:53 pm

Something makes me think that he does not really read what I write Laughing

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frank
27 Jan um 10:47 AM

My Heart.

Thanks so much my dear i can see that you are a transparent woman to have in Life well i am a very caring man with respect for a woman i am from a very renounce Christian family.

Most of my Hobby is worshiping God Almighty because with God All things are possible i cherish and tolerance to a woman i love and most importantly love do not count like or dislike but tolerance.

I have been punting it in my daily prayers that God should give me a woman that will cherish all about but if i may ask why do you refuse to call me on to give me your telephone number. the Job i am into is not Good for me at all because i have no time of my own so with time i would like to join you over there with your assistant what do you say.

I have also informed my parents on this issue hence i am not with any woman in my life.I LOVE YOU SO MUCH and GOD knows why we are getting to each other.

Waiting to hear from you on Phone Honey.

Yours Frank Eze

Hello, good evening Frankie,

so nice to hear back from you, thank you very very much for your message! Frankie, there is one thing I would like to make clear from the very beginning, I mean before we go any further......there's not gonna be three of us in this relationship, is it? I do not care at all for something like a divine threesome, so let us please leave God outside.
If you really want, you may pray and believe in all this strange stuff, but I certainly won't, is that okay with you?
Religion to me is nothing but a daughter of hope and fear, explaining to ignorance the nature of the unknowable.
So, Frankie, besides your seemingly pathological interest in religion, do you have any other real interests?
I like bowling, and I like horseback riding, I love to do cross word puzzles, and I love beaches and water, and all kinds of watersports, like swimming, waterskiing, diving, waterboarding and such, and I love shoes and bikinis.
What is your favourite colour, and your favourite food?
Do you like oysters?
I truly despise them.
I think I could learn to like you.
What did your parents say about our petite folie à deux?

Good night.....I am looking forward to learning more about you!

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:35 am

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frank
29 Janum 4:51 AM

My Dear Louisa

How are you my love i am sorry to respond to your mail so late is just because of time frame as i told you initially well i have read and understand you there is no problem at all in any thing you say love is all about tolerance care. Well in as much as i have no woman around me my parents have no option about my relationship with you as they are in support of it.

I have interest in Swimming. Dancing and Playing Table tennis. Please my Dear Lover is not yet time to call me on phone or to give me your number to call you that will make our relationship more stronger and closer do call me on +233243816336 so that we can start hearing our voices.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours Lover Frankie

Frankie,

if there's one thing in the world I truly despise next to oysters, it is the feeling that I am being pushed into something.
I want you to know that I expect our relationship to grow slowly and steadily, and I am not yet ready to talk to you on the telephone.
I also told you that I will have to change my calling plan before I will be able to make transatlantic calls at all!
Thank you for providing some more details about yourself, so now I have learned that we share a minimum of mutual interest, and that is swimming. Would you like me to teach you some waterboarding?
You like table tennis? Why?
I can't think of any reason to waste just one single minute on such a childish game, are you sure you have grown up yet?
I like your eyes though, only your eyebrowes seem a little to big and dense, could you consider to have them trimmed for me?

Kiss kiss

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:32 pm

He keeps on pushing me, he wants my phone number, but he is not going to get it this time

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frank
1 Feb um 1:44 PM

Hi Love

Thanks for your mail but i can see the reason why you refused to give me your number when i have given you mine is any thing the problem having your phone number to call you so that we can hear our voice.

Waiting to hear from you on that because is looking childish.

Yours Frankie

Hello, good afternoon Frankie,

nice to hear back from you again, but less nice to notice the patronizing tone of your message. I have patiently and thoroughly explained to you why you will NOT get my number at this early stage of our relationship, and that is the end of the discussion for now.
You call that childish?
I beg your pardon, I do not understand at all what is childish about me holding back for a while.
Do you seriously want a woman who throws herself at someone's feet at the very first request? Then you better go and look elsewhere, because I am not like that.
You still have not answered many of my questions, so I do only know little about you and your viewpoints.
What do your parents think about your liasion with a European woman, do they fully accept it?
What is your political position, are you Republican, Democrat or Communist? I think a lot of the Communists theories are totally right, and I would vote them, but unfortunately there is no Communist party here in Germany, that is too bad.
You told me that you are very religious, and I mentioned that I might be able to ignore that confusion of yours, but I'd like to know how bad it really is, are you catholic, protestant or muslimic?
And where exactly do you live, is there a beach nearby? Like I told you, I love watersports, and if there should not be a beach nearby, would you be willing to relocate?
Do you like chicken?
There is so much I will have to learn about you! Can you send me a picture of your parents, and do you have any other pets?
My parents have both passed away many years ago, my father's parents had immigrated to Germany from Poland, and my maiden name was Pryzwalczkowski, that was ever so hard to pronounce, and I had to spell it out to almost everyone, so I married at the age of 17, just to get rid of that name. Of course things did not go well, and I left him after 3 years, and we had a quick divorce. My mother came from Hodmezövásárhelykutacipuszta in Hungary, and she met my father in Poland, so I have several ethnical roots in me, but the typical teutonic features have managed to prevail, and that is why I am flippant, fault-finding, moody and egoistic, sometimes funny also, but only sometimes.
Do you want children? I might be to old for that, but we could still consider in-vitro fertilization, what do you think about that? Or would you rather say that the state of female infertility should be accepted, because Mother Nature will have good reasons for locking specific people out from multiplying themselves? Pregnancy might be good for me, it would at least save me from my PMS for almost a year, that is very tempting!
Oh, Frankie, there is so much I need to learn about you!
What do you think about seeing each other, are you planning on coming to Europe in the nearer future?
Oh, that would be so great!
Frankie, I am really serious about us, and you can see that I wrote you a very very long letter, and I would of course not do that if I were not serious, so please take it for granted that I will want to become your wife!

Kisses and hugs

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 7:19 pm

Frank-ie is getting a little pathetic.....he is so funny! I am looking forward to our phone conversations Cool

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frank
3 Feb um 5:46 PM

Dear My Wife

Madam of the mother of my Children which i know that you will still bear one or two Children for me but pending on our closeness which you made mention of. My love how can i give you the picture of my parents when you are finding it difficult to relate to me with your contact telephone number which i have been lamenting for months or weeks now but you always capitalize on your own issue and how it will please you. I have told you I am egoistic, haven't I?

My Love my parents will not have any thing to say about my relationship with an European woman because they are not the one marrying you but me so what they will only give me is there support. based on our seriousness and when they talk to you on phone and that is why i am demanding your contact telephone number.. aaarrrrg, his parents want to talk, too?

So my dear be my wife to enable us do every thing possible for to be there with you and nothing more.

That is it till i hear your positive response to my coming to join you as husband and wife so forget about the issue of beach this or that till we meet our selves.

Yours Frankei Husbi <------????? Cool

Hello Husbi,

oh, what a sweet nick name indeed, I am loving it!
And thank you very much indeed for elevating me to the holy and sacred level of being your Madam of the mother of your Children, I truly appreciate that!
In return for this I in in my infinite generousity will let you have my telephone number now, because you have proved yourself worth to have it, but please use it responsably, do not call me in the middle of the night, or when I am at work. You may call me tomorrow, then I will be able to spend some time on the phone with you. My number is +49 160 921 *****.
Dearest father of my beautiful unborn children, have you had the opportunity to think about that in-vitro fertilization thing? I know that it will not be half as thrilling as genuine sexual intercourse, but it is highly effective, and I wouldn't have to shower afterwards, so what do you say?
And Hubsi, please dont blame me for always capitalizing my own issues, I have been very honest and frankly to you about it, it is in my genes, it's my teutonic disposition, and I cant do anything about it! Do you really want to blame me for what Mother Nature made me to be?
You can't do that, that is simply unfair!!!
You have not answered my questions, so would you please let me know whether you are a muslimic communist, a catholic protestant or a jewish capitalist, or maybe even a russian-orthotoxic philantrophist?
I need to know, because I will want to know what I will have to expect. I myself am an agnostic egoist, capitalistic of course. I want a rich man who will pamper me from dusk till dawn, and who will buy me nice things, will you do that?
And is there a beach close to where you live? I so much want to teach you that highly entertaining waterboarding!!

I love you, Hubsi, father of my unborn children!!

I softly kiss you good night now!

Your wife
Louisa

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:05 am

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frank Eze
4 Feb um 7:49 AM

My Dream

Mummy never have any bilateral mind in any thing you are doing with me because I love you so much
Thanks a lot for releasing your number to me which shows that you in line with me. Well i want to let you know that love and relationship is not all about been rich or money but caring for each other and what we call our selves and the value we have for each other.

I am using this opportunity to let you know that i am a Christian and from a renounce christian home but will not jeopardize our relationship and hence i join you there i will be were you are and believe what you believe. And must make sure that i try my best in loving you and caring for you.

My Dear i am a fresh young Man that will make any woman feel like woman in terms of sexual releave and otherwise but i must let you know that i am not rich as you may think and will never deceive you in any way remember i told you that my work do not give me the Chances i want so i ask you a question do you ever have the thought of me coming over there to spend my life with you or do we continue to be exchanging mails because with your support and assistant i can resign from this work and join you over there to start a new life with you.

Waiting to hear from you as i will give you a call at my own conducive and ample time.

Yours Husbi Frankei

Dearest Hubsi, father of my unborn beautiful children,

thank you very much for your message, and it is nice to know that Mummy never have any bilateral mind in any thing I am doing with you because you love me so much, although I do not really understand what that means, but never mind.
What do you mean when you say that your work is not giving you any chances? You told me you are with the United Nations, so I would think that you have a good job and make good money!
I don't know whether it will be easy for you come here and live with me in my country, you do not even speak the language, and it is difficult to learn, it will take several years!
I will have to do my shopping now, I am running out of Jägermeister.
I have inquired about this in-vitro thing, and it will be very expensive, so what do you think? Will it be worth it, or should we not better have a dog instead?
I miss you, Horney!
Your wife Louisa

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 4:18 pm

Hubsie Frankie called me just a few minutes ago. The conversation did not last very long though, he told me to call him back, and he hung up on me.
Slaptime....

Frankie,

why did you hang up the phone on me?
I CANNOT call you back, don't you remember I have told you I will have to change my calling plan?
I cannot make any transatlantic or transmediterranien calls right now, my calling plan won't allow that!
And you just hang up on me!!!
How rude!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:38 pm

Frankie is a liar....our phone conversation did not go well at all, and he hung up on me because he didn't want to spend any of his money. Besides, for some reason he thought I am a man, and he said he didn't love me nomore Shocked

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frank
Feb 4 um 7:54 PM
My Dear

I did not hang phone on you because i want to be rude but because of my duty OK and you voice was sounding like a man and secondly i can not hear you very well so i decided to hang up but will call you again at my own convenient but most importantly i would need your assistant to come over there financially so that i will leave this job what do you say.

Yours Husbi

Hello Frankie

please don't think I am stupid. I have very well understood what you have said when you were talking to me on the phone.
Please note that you don't yell at me like that just ONE MORE SINGLE TIME! I understood clearly that you said you don't love me anymore.
Listen, your behaviour was absolutely rude, and that is totally unacceptable! You do that one more time, and we will be done, do you understand that? I am sorry that my voice sounds like it sounds, but I can assure you that I am not a man, and I do not take such insults from you!
And Husbie, I don't think that you will be able to just come here to my country to stay. You will have to apply for a visa maybe, I don't know, you will have to do some research at your end.
What do you mean, you will need financial support?
Of course i will supprt you once you will be here with me!

Nice to hear that you will call me at your convenience. I might or might not pick up your call, at my convenience.

Kiss kiss

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frank
Feb 7 um 2:54 PM

My love

What i mean by financial support is to send me letter of invitation then assist me with the sum of 3000 Euros to make up the i have to get my visa and bye my ticket that is what i mean.

Waiting to hear from you my love.

Yours Frankie

Hello Frankie my husbie,

you don't need anything like a letter of inviation from me, and I am surprised that you, as a United Nations employee, do not know that!
I have attached a PDF with all needed informations from the German Embassy in Ghana, the fee for the visa is 60 $ only, so why would you need 3000 $ then?
What you will need is a guarantee from me that I will cover the costs related to your stay in my country according to §§ 66-68 of the German Residence Act, confirmed by the local immigration office in Germany.
I will happily do that as soon as you will send me a copy of your filled out visa application and your passport, okay, husbie?
Frankie, a UN employee is making good money, so why on earth are you not even able to pay a small fee like that?
What the hell do you do with all your money, do you gamble, or do you spend it all on drugs and women?
Do you drink?

I love and miss you!!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:07 pm

What I want to know is why do the lads always tell you that you sound like a man on the phone? hahahaha

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:26 pm

^^^^ I have no sweet clue whatsoever, bwahahahaha! I was talking to him with my huskiest Amanda Lear voice available, and it made me cough in the end.... Smile

He hasn't written back to Louisa again, so Polly will drop him a note Cool

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:47 pm

^^^^

In the meantime, Lou has sent him this:

Hey Frankie,

why did you not get back to me? Don't you love me anymore?????
I love and miss you loads, father of my beautiful unborn children!!!!!
Please note that low and husky female voices are not that uncommon in Europe, as a proof I have copied in a video link for you.
A friend of mine is running a small, but very successful artist agency. Do you can do some art, like dancing or singing? She might be able to help us with getting you here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fM6ijHyls4&index=1&list=PLTtl3AwsO6N33oFnVulIU8wClOEgk3qwg

I love you, Frankie!
Kiss Kiss
Louisa

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:17 pm

He was lazy...but here he goes again:

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frank Eze
Feb 14 um 7:17 AM

My Love

How are you i hope you are alright well i am sorry that i have not responded to you all this while is because am robbers attacked me and made away with some ny things please i will need 300 Euros from you kindly help me to send it with IKECHUKWU GODFREY WESTERN or MONEY GRAM ACCRA GHANA even they made away with my International passport thank God for me that i am even a life.

Waiting for the MTC number Honey.
Yours Lover

Frankie

Yes.......wait! And be patient, please, it'll be a while!

Good evening Frankie, father of my beautiful unborn children!!!!

What do you mean, I shall send you an MTCN?
What is that? And what is a moneygram, is that a monetary telegram, or what are your talking about? Have you just wasted a single thought at my friend's offer to help you with an artist's visa?
I have told you I will support you as soon as you will send me the copy of your visa application, haven't I?
You haven't attached it, have you done it? And do you like Mett-Igel and Jägermeister?

I love you, my sexy husband!!!

Louisa

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 8:27 pm

Frankie is still around, too, and the price for this United Nations gem is going down.......only 300 $ now, what a bargain!

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frank Eze
Feb 18 um 12:11 PM

My Dear One

I am telling you that i need 300 Euros from you and you should send it to me with the name of IKECHUKWU GODFREY by WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER or MONEY GRAM TRANSFER so please my love look for any of this Money Transfer agent in your country to send it to me MTCN means MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER with it they will use to pay me the 300 Euros as soon as you send it

Waiting to hear from you my love.

Yours Frankie

Hi Frankie, beautiful father of my beautiful unborn children,

pIease let me express that I am very very sorry that I couldn't reply any earlier, but I was just so incredibly busy shopping for handbags and matching shoes, I just didn't find the time.
Horney, I will happily send you the money, but I am still waiting for the copy of your visa application!!!!
Love and miss you
Louisa