Where is my Xmas Gift?

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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:14 pm

Yep, actually had this one ask that.

http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=6019298937

Spent two weeks talking nice to Elise, then dropped that question on her.

Quote:

dave: Where is my xmas gift elise?
elise: Excuse me?
elise: Were you expecting something?
dave: Yes for my x mas gift
elise: What were you expecting?
dave: Anything you can give in this period of xmas(sharing?

She offered to send socks and underwear but he wanted money instead (big surprise).

Quote:

elise: and how am I supposed to send money to you?
elise: since you're on a secret mission?
dave: Ok elise ...I will send it by mail when I have my friend here...
dave: Well elise,,,we don't get money send to this countru
dave: Country,,,we get it send to the nearest country to sudan ...
dave: And the agent we get the cash for use here
elise: oh really?
elise: so does he have a bank account?
dave: Yes elise
dave: Yes we uses her account to get it but it is the nearest country
elise: well then send me the account info and I'll send you some money for your "Xmas present"
dave: So elise
dave: If I would know the amount
dave: How much would you send me elise?
elise: That's really rude to ask but okay. I'll send $50
dave: Wow elise....you really surprise me with the gift elise
dave: As the season is meant for surprise and you surprise me....
dave: I will also surprise you elise
elise: why, thank you. If you'll just send me the bank account info, I'll send it to you
dave: Ok elise ,I will go on board now to find the nearest agent country and send the info to you

He starts to whine, then Elise tells him that she'll send a bit more as a gift. His reaction?

Quote:

dave: To how much hon?
elise: I'll think about how much
dave: Tell me now elise
elise: I said I'll think about it
dave: Ok am waiting to know it elise
elise: you send me the bank account and I'll tell you how much I transfer to it
elise: when do you think you'll see the agent?

Guess what he doesn't have?

Quote:

elise: but you just said that you use an agent's account and mentioned her...can't you give me her account?
dave: Yes elise I do ,,,I will go now to copy it out not with me right here
elise: oh ok
dave: Elise am so sorry to be so long give me a moment am there searching for it now
elise: ok
dave: Ok elise
dave: Address:#4 Abegunde St Orita challenge......name: Rosie Posie Bernard ..... City: Ibandan..... State; Oyo.... Cournty: Nigeria. 23402
dave: Yes elise this the nearest agent info
elise: And what is her bank account info?
dave: This her western union or money gram account elise
elise: No, I asked for a bank account
dave: Am sorry elise the bank her in sudan don't work with anyother bank out of the country
elise: Well then I guess I can't send anything to you.
dave: So you can get it send through this two means elise
elise: Well then I guess I can't send anything to you. Sorry.
dave: You can make use of this wester union or money gram elise please
elise: I said no. I don't use those instant money places. Sorry.
dave: Elise it is use to transfer money elise
dave: Please try to use it elise please
elise: Everyone here knows that the CIA, NSA and FBI are investigating people that use those places to send money to other countries. I will not use them.
elise: sorry
dave: Elise they are meant to transfer money elise,it ok and save,,,this is the only means we use here to get money elise,,,am hearing this for the first time
elise: Well, then, I guess I can't send the money to you then.
elise: Sorry but it's been on the news and even my banker said so.
dave: Elise do this for me elise ,nothing gonna happen I tell you and promise you
elise: You can't promise me that and you know it
elise: So I guess you'll just have to wait for your Xmas present when you leave there.
dave: Hon,,,I will need it most here,,,because my flesh will be getting affected elise ....please help me to get it send
elise: I will only send it by bank account.

We spend another few days going back and forth...

Quote:

dave: Yes elise..
dave: But elise...I have a friend here that receive money from western union 2days ago
elise: good for him
dave: So hearing this for the first time and so surprise
elise: well I don't know how you could hear about it being down t here
elise: but that's the way it is
elise: it's because of the scammers using it
elise: they are laundering money through it so the government has stepped in to stop it
dave: Omg scam?
elise: yes
dave: It ok elise
dave: But when you are not a scam you can send it without any problem

Quote:

dave: It because am surprise to hear this ,
dave: May be you don't want to give me
elise: Why would I say that I was going to send you money when I didn't want to?
dave: If true you will send it elise you,that's the only means you can send it to me ,,,
elise: I told you why I won't use those instant money places.
dave: Western union or money gram ,,,and RIA
elise: Do you really want me to risk the government having their noses in my business?
dave: No elise but its ok ...elise
elise: Well, like I said, then it'll be here when you get back to the US
elise: I'm sorry that I can't send it
elise: I had planned on sending more but if you don't have bank account then I'll keep it until you get home
dave: More ?
dave: About how much?
elise: it'll be a surprise for you when you get home
dave: Elise I can't say when I will get home because the mission is special and not yet finish
elise: That's okay. I'll make sure I put it in an envelope for you and put your name on it.
dave: what about the wal mart?
elise: what about wal mart?
elise: that's a store
dave: Yes elise you can make use of it
elise: ???
dave: Yes elise
dave: You can also get it to me through that elise
elise: how?
elise: that's not a bank
dave: Yes I know elise ....
dave: You can also get the money send at the wal mart with the info I gave to you

Quote:

dave: Elise.
dave: How can you help me to get the 50$ send elise?
elise: You can send me a bank account and I can transfer the money
dave: Elise I told you I don't have the a bank account that I can use
dave: Because I can't have access to it here
elise: First you told me that that agent had a bank account that you could use then you told me to send it via one of those instant transfer places
elise: which I won't use
dave: I didn't not say that elise ,
dave: I said I can only take it by the instant transfer
dave: And am in need of what you promise me elise please

Quote:

dave: Well I guess because am over happy elise
elise: over happy? What does that mean?
dave: we don't elise please
elise: I will not use any instant money places
elise: If you get a bank account, I'll transfer the money but if not, I'll keep it here until you come home to the US.
elise: That's all I can do.
elise: sorry
dave: Am in need of it elise please
dave: Ok can you send someone to send it for me ,if you can't do it by yourself
elise: no, then they might find themselves under investigation. That wouldn't be a nice thing to do to them.
dave: But elise people use this instance money and have no problem elise
elise: good for them. I'm telling you that the NSA, CIA and FBI are sticking their noses in our businesses here if we use it
dave: Ok elise
elise: I'm sorry but that's the way it has to be
elise: If you can find someone who has an account, I'll transfer money - more than the $50 to make the transfer worthwhile.
elise: But I can't send it via those instant money places
elise: I can't risk my business
dave: And I depend on the 50$ elise
dave: I have nothing on me here
elise: I'm sorry that you don't. I wish I could help you
dave: I have many things to do with the 50$ elise
elise: I would gladly transfer it if I could...
dave: Elise ,please do this for me elise
dave: No one will disturb you I promise..
elise: You can't promise that!
elise: and you know it
dave: Elise,don't get me wrong elise
elise: What do you mean by that?
dave: Please I depend on this little $50
elise: And I depend on a bank account to transfer it to
elise: Well, if you're not going to talk to me anymore then I'll go ahead and leave
elise: have a good evening
dave: I will elise
dave: Is just that I think you can help me to consider it and send it elise
dave: Am broke and that's the only means I have to have the money with me

Quote:

dave: Ok elese
dave: Ok elise,,,
dave: Can you transfer to another country account?
elise: yes I can
dave: Using different currency elise....
elise: yes they will change the currency to whatever country
dave: Ok elise I will try to ask about that
dave: When I see the agent ,,,
elise: ok.
dave: But I it gonna work out elise you gonna make it more elise
elise: yes I will
dave: To how much hon?
elise: I'll think about how much
dave: Tell me now elise
elise: I said I'll think about it
dave: Ok am waiting to know it elise
elise: you send me the bank account and I'll tell you how much I transfer to it
elise: when do you think you'll see the agent?

He was in bitch mode here.

Quote:

dave: I saw the agent today elise
elise: ok
elise: and??
dave: The agent said only if you can send minimum of $500.00
elise: why a minimum?
dave: Thatz what account owner told me
elise: and I'm asking why?
dave: That is why I told you to use money gram or western union
elise: so I take it you don't know why?
dave: Baby seems you aint believe me or have doubt in me
elise: what??
dave: I don't know why you aint wanna use those money transfer and its cool and nice
elise: I told you why several times
elise: why don't you believe me?
elise: why do you doubt me?
dave: And I let you know the account owner say he can afford the minimum of 500 in his account....
elise: And I simply asked why?
elise: Before you started attacking me
dave: If you can only send that amount to me elise
elise: I think you need to read what I've written above and stop attacking me
dave: I told you I don't know why that is what the owner told me
elise: Why didn't you ask?
dave: He said that is what we easy for him to go to bank
dave: He said how he will go to bank just because of little amount
dave: Lol seems funny to me when he said this and I think he right
elise: right about what? and what is funny?
dave: He said he can't go to counter and ask for 50$
elise: why not? it's in his account?
dave: Read it well baby
elise: No YOU read what I've been saying#
dave: Baby you know what
dave: Let me ask you a question
elise: so ask
dave: Do you wish to give me the money or you just kidding me?
elise: Why would I be kidding you? I offered to send it to you. Why would I do that then not want to?
elise: What is wrong with you? Why are acting so nasty to me?
dave: Baby am not you know this thing is getting tired of me
dave: Everybody just laught at me here that
dave: It seems some how to
elise: You are being nasty to me. I don't think I want to continue this conversation with you in that type of mood
elise: maybe it's better to talk later when you're in a better mood
dave: For me to be asking of account because of $50
elise: Did I not tell you that I would send more?
elise: Stop acting so nasty to me or I'll leave
dave: No baby I love talking to you now and I think now is the best way to talk to you and express my feelings for you
dave: Okay wait am sorry
elise: Oh, yes, by being nasty
dave: But am military man and seems some how to me
elise: no I think you should go somewhere and get in a better mood
elise: then we can talk
dave: Let's talk now
elise: I'm not going to let you get me upset which you are doing
elise: I think you need to be in a better mood before we talk
elise: and not be so nasty to me
dave: No am not baby
dave: See like I said earlier to you I don't have access to my account here and its not that I don't have more money in my accout
dave: I have full fund in it and I can only access it once am back to the state baby
dave: I know you've been nice to me ans trying to please me and I love that and I promise to pay you back more and more baby
dave: Once am back money is not a problem you have to know that

Quote:

dave: I want you to make me happy
elise: You want ME to make YOU happy?
elise: wow that takes balls to say
dave: Lol
elise: oh, you think that's funny?
dave: Can't say baby
elise: why not?
dave: So if I get you account will you transfer the fund baby??
elise: fine
elise: I guess that's what you mean but you wanting me to make you happy
dave: How much baby?
dave: I think so because I need it
dave: And am shy to tell you
dave: So will you do that $500?
elise: oh I don't think you're shy
elise: you haven't been shy when it comes to money
elise: that's for sure

OINK OINK!

Quote:

elise: Were you able to get ahold of the agent?
dave: yes elise,
dave: Are you there ?
elise: of course i'm here
dave: Yes elise ,I get the agent and he gave me his wife account in state
elise: ok
elise: strange that his wife would have an account in the states
dave: Yes,,,
dave: she stay in state ...
elise: oh ok
dave: So can I give the account info?
elise: yes
dave: Ok,,,
dave: Name:- xxxxx x
Account Number:- xxxxxxxxxx...
dave: Routing Number:- 021000021
Address:- 1 chase manhattan NY,NY 10005..
elise: What's the name of the bank?
dave: Chase bank ....
elise: ok, I got it
dave: Can you get it baby?
dave: So baby,how is it gonna go?
elise: What do you mean?
dave: So you have the bank info now...
dave: When will you gonna get back to me when you transfer it
elise: I will forward the info to my banker and he'll transfer it
dave: Ok elise when will will you do that ?
elise: When I get the chance to
dave: Ok baby...
dave: I guess it gonna be today elise?

And then his mind turns to sex...

Quote:

dave: Am happy to hear that from you elise
dave: Do you stay alone in the house?
elise: yes unless my grandkids come to visit then they sometimes stay overnight
elise: I have 12 bedrooms so there's enough room
dave: 12 bedrooms.
dave: And you stay alone ?
elise: sure
dave: Wow that's ok
dave: But elise can I ask you a question?
elise: sure
dave: If you are alone sometimes don't you feel horny?
elise: no
elise: and who says that I don't have those needs taken care of?
dave: you
dave: Do
elise: yes
dave: You need to
elise: i know
elise: that's why
dave: But elise at least you are a human,you will feel like having it sometime elise
elise: I know that's why I said that I have my needs taken care of
dave: Yes elise,,,
dave: I also do feel it when am alone here
elise: and I'm sure you take care of your needs too
dave: Sure
dave: I do
dave: You are part of my need elise,,,
dave: Am I ?
elise: of course
elise: just because I'm older doesn't mean that I don't like to have sex.
elise: just like you do
elise: so when we get horny we have our needs taken care of
dave: Yes horny
dave: I love to have baby
elise: you want to have a baby?
dave: It been over 4 years I have sex now baby
dave: And you if I could know?
dave: Well I want to live and settle with the woman I love most....
dave: Not really,so far I have the woman of my life ..
elise: well I have to admit that it hasn't been that long since I've had sex
dave: when last did you have sex?
elise: it's been a couple of months <--- long pause in the conversation
dave: Wow,but you let me know you lost you husband so long
elise: yes, he died 8 years ago
dave: With who do you now have it with baby?
dave: Yes,so with who do you have it with?
elise: I don't think that's relevant
dave: Just wanna know baby

Elise refused to kiss and tell and now he's giving her the silent pouty treatment.