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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:11 am |
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Yeah, you heard me! Despite of me being mean, unpleasant, impolite as well as trying to find every possible reason in the world not to do this, you have finally done it! You have endured all that and left me with no choice but to graduate you from the mentoring program.
Well congrats, I suppose I'm proud of you and should give a speech as a mentor? Sure sure, OK, so congratulations, you have answered me these questions three [blahblahblah] driven your lad crazy [yadayadayada] closed three of his bank accounts and spotted mules [yakyakyak] shown excellent initiative, logic, thinking ahead and creativity [chitterchatterchatter] happy to see you continue doing it in the years to come etc. etc. etc. etc.
There. Now shoo! Go grab a lad and give them hell! And grab a drink while you're at it. This may be the only time you will ever hear me say this, but whatever: you have more than deserved it.
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2208
Location: Belgium
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:08 am |
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^^ Your former mentee must have quite some baiting skills
GO GO Ser Davos !!! |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:37 am |
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That he does, Bob. The last one to graduate before now was Kitty in June, so it's not an easy ordeal Davos has gone through here. But I'll leave it to him to tell you as much as he wants about the secret melon rites. |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:25 am |
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Do they involve melon carnage and trafficking in melons? Alas, poor Sassaman. I knew him, Disastry. |
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calvin
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2010
Posts: 1474
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:26 am |
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Congrats Ser Davos! Please join the ex-mentee rehabilitation union. Society will eventually forgive you ... |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Location: Blackacre
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:59 am |
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Ser Davos, the onion knight, congratulations! If Duckling says you're ready, you must be hell on wheels! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:09 pm |
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Congratulations Ser Davos.
So, is it true that Duckling has strange uses for vegetables as part of his mentoring? Kitty refuses to discuss what went on when he kept her behind for extra tuition. |
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Seamless
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5868
Location: Paradise
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:26 pm |
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Congrats Ser Davos |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:37 pm |
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Congratulations to Mentee and Mentor.
Now get out there Ser Davos and torture some Lads! |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:03 pm |
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Congratulations to both mentee and mentor.
Calvin, you know I can still read your posts, right? |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:12 pm |
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Well done on both of you! |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:40 pm |
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w00t!! Congratulations, Ser Davos!!
I knew you had it in you, and whenever you are ready, I have the name of a great therapist who deals specifically in melon-related PTSD.
Well done!!!  |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:43 pm |
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This thread is quickly degenerating into the direction that seriously ruins my already questionable credibility as a mentor. Damn it guys, you weren't supposed to tell them these things! We agreed...I think? I may have been moderately drunk when we did, but I should remember those things! I clearly remember B8er saying we shall not talk about those things. And the pink unicorn agreeing with that! |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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username1939
Something the mods dream up
Joined: 22 Apr 2014
Posts: 905
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:49 pm |
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God only knows what my mentor has in store for me then. |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 5:27 pm |
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 5:32 pm |
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Congrats abundantly Ser Davos and Duck! SP will bake the cake for the celebration. Let me know what the decorations should be.
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WeepingWolf24
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2014
Posts: 161
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:44 pm |
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Congrats Ser Davos !!
Now I'm getting worried of what Duckling has in store for me. Haha !!  |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:58 pm |
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^^
Ah right. Of course now that Davos graduates, that leaves you as my eldest mentee and therefore the one to probably graduate next. Which means we have to start discussing the modalities. Please refer to Davos and Kitty for peer support.
Also, still IBTN? Is this another case of DWSTNA(A)  |
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"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Some Buddy At Home
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 3069
Location: At Home
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Sun Nov 30, 2014 1:38 am |
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Congratulations Ser Davos! 
Great Job Duckling!
In all seriousness, I think the mentors do a really great job in teaching the mentees! Those mentees who listen have become some of the greatest baiters around.
I love these types of threads! It means that many lads have felt a lot of pain. Just in time for the holidays! |
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2014
Posts: 1354
Location: Westeros
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Sun Nov 30, 2014 5:14 pm |
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Thank you again Duckling. And thanks to everyone else. And for all you wondering, the vegetables weren't as bad as the barnyard animals. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:36 pm |
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Congrats 2X
Beware of the Graduation Hazing Ceremony. |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:43 pm |
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Well done Ser D - The Herring, Cling Film and Feather Duster routine only feels odd the first time so relax Ok  |
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