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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:21 pm

I picked up this military lad from this thread in HH&T. I really despise military lads. I hope I can give him some pain. He dropped Kaede from Skype, so I don't know if he's onto Kaede or not.

It's been a while since I played with a love lad and don't normally post, but I thought I could show some new members that you can have just as much fun straight baiting a lad.

Here is the initial email

Lad wrote:

Hello,Esmeralda is me I am the chief general commander Rain James from united state and but im here in Afghanistan for peace keeping mission

So where are you from and where are you living,

also how old are you,and what are you for a living now

so can you give me your Skype id so that with chat on skype now

because i am honestly also need honestly who will accept me and my son as a really good family if you accept me and my only son i promise to you married as my really house wife forever and eve

Hello Rain,

How are you? I am Esmeralda, but most of my friends call me Essie. I did not see your email, it was in my “junk email” folder and just noticed it today. I did mark that your email was not junk, so I should always see your email.

I live in Southern California, in the San Bernardino National Forrest, it’s beautiful here and I just love it. Have you been before?

I am 39 years old, I will be 40 on December 1st. I hope I am not too old for you?

I read that you have a son! Oh that must be a joy! I don’t have any kids as I have never been married before. I am deaf, so men just pass me by, so I don’t have much in the way of dating experience. Most men don’t want to learn how to communicate with me. I hope you won’t hold this against me?

Please, do tell me more about you! Especially your son. How old is he? Does he do well in school?

I do have some pictures of me, but they are on my home computer. I can send you one in my next email if you like? Can you send me one of you and your son?

I have to get back to work and finish up a few things before I go home. What is the time difference between California and Afghanistan?

I hope to hear back from you!

Best regards,

Essie

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:28 pm

He emailed Essie back the next day. I sat on it for a couple of days as he was going just to quick for Essie.

Quote:

Hello,how are you doing today but want you said sure ,

I am a father with one only son in 15 years old But him person bodi schooling military in west African
because he wanna school there and i also want him to know about the Africa military system
in the united state what your kids want is what you give to them so he want to be there

Well i am sorry to let you know this because i have shad tears a lot now...Well she died of an accident after taking the son to school and on her way back home she got
a car crashed and that is about 4 years way back now okay.

What i worst 21 years old i lost my dad But my mom think about my dad before my mom sick my good friend help me to rush my mom to hospital

No brother and sister just only me and my only son but 4 years now i do not see him with my too eyes because i am here in Afghanistan for peace keeping mission now

I am honestly man also i need honestly woman like me and i want us to live together after three months time when i finish my contract and you dear?

Love is not mean no but you have to trust and believe also honestly to the man who love you because i am honestly man in my life i not need a woman who will disappoint me or broke my heart and my son i really need a serious wife who will really take my son as a really good son to he

I am honestly man also need really honestly woman who will really take of my son as a really good son to he but the important things is a good honestly someone also trust and believe buy you no that love come for heart

Because is not allowed to using phone number in my work so I'm not using a phone call to my work, because is not allowed to appeal was in my work and if I do, I just lost my work

any way looking for good woman who can make me to be happy with her so that after my retirement we can be together as one happy family

and also if you give me the chance i promise you that you will be very happy in the rest of your life i know that so many men are bad but you have to understand that all men are not the same ok

i want to marry u as my wife, to enable me spend the rest of my life with u after my retirement (Slow down Bubba)says: u sound very good to me, i know that u are very nice woman

So if you love me don"t love me but love my only son as your really son if you do that you really love love me as husband and i will promise you to marred you as my house wife forever and eve in my life okay

So love is a good honestly to husband and wife to honestly each other also believe and trust because i like to tell same truth of my life okay

But i said the truth because very soon i will come home but if you accept me and my son i am will very happy to hear that for you okay this is my son email address <snip> in name is harry in phone number <snip> and in picture

So can you send your picture too because i need to see your picture now

Hi Rain,

How are you today? I am very sorry it took me so long to write, but you wrote something that kind of scared me.

i want to marry u as my wife, to enable me spend the rest of my life with u after my retirement says: u sound very good to me, i know that u are very nice woman

First off, we just met! How can you know if you want to marry me? Can we slow it down just a bit and get to know each other? I know it is hard being alone. I am tired of being alone, too, but I don’t want to rush into marriage with the first man who writes me! I hope you can understand that.

That is not to say that I am not interested! Because I am!!!!! You are so handsome and your son is very handsome, too! You sent your son’s phone number, why? Didn’t you read that I am deaf? You are very welcome to send my email to your son for him to write me. I would like to get to know him, too. I could potentially be his new mommy and I want to be very sure that he will love and accept me, too.

You’ve been in Afghanistan for 4 years? Oh wow! What exactly is a “peace keeping mission”? Who is it that is fighting and needing peace? I have to tell you that I don’t follow politics or global news. I have a very demanding job, so when I get home in the evenings, I just like to take a hot bath and crawl into bed and read a book.

I am attaching a couple of pictures for you! Please let me know if you think I am pretty? Do you think you could have me on your handsome, strong arm while walking down the street?

Where in the State do you live when you are not away on military stuff?

I will stop writing now! I do hope you answer and I hope you understand that I want to slow it down a bit, though looking at your handsome picture I do believe I can fall in love with you. I just want to get to know you better before rushing into marriage.

Best Regards,
Essie

I hope he can slow it down (yeah, right) and accept Essie for who she is.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Nice to see a good straight bait.
Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:48 pm

Thank you Ginger. I will never be as good as the master of straight love lad baits (next victim -gosh how I miss him), but I do try and use his techniques!

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:20 pm

Great to see your post SBAH.

It's amazing how many American kids are schooling in Africa Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:49 pm

I know, right?

his:
in the united state what your kids want is what you give to them so he want to be there
comment is going to be dealt with in the future. I want to make sure I get him really hooked before I subtly slap him for such ignorance!

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 12:14 am

Looking good, SBAH. Looking forward to following this.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 12:29 am

Thanks dwatina. Razz

My baits are incredibly boring, it's why I don't post them. My goal is to just waste their time. I am not creative enough to do a safari or other trophies. I just write them as if I was a potential victim. I do slap them a bit, nothing that would require a rant in return, but I do slap them.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 12:53 am

^^Most of mine are boring, which is a reason I don't post them, as well. I have had some doozies, but it would have taken way too long to post the good ones.

I've only recently been involved with co-baits like Team Femi and Team Shorty.

So long as you're wasting their time, that's all that's important.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:12 am

SBAH I nearly posted an Emoticon in your Honour...Maybe Tomorrow eh? Great to see the Bait and keep him Sweating.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:16 am

^^^^ I would have had a coronary! Evil Lol

dwatina- I love when you post your phone calls. They're great!

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:47 pm

SBAH, nice start, thanks.
This lad removed me from his contacts, most probably on your hook.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:36 pm

^^^^ I wonder why he did that?

Something tells me this son of his is going to be an issue. I smell "buy me" from his son and I haven't even heard from him yet. Best to reassure him that I will accept his son as my own. Unfortunately, I am not one of those parents in the United State who believes in giving your child whatever they want! I'll hold off letting him know that and break it to him in the future. I love it when lads give you something to bite them in the ass later. (excuse my language)

Quote:

Oh thank you so much but hope i told you everything in my life ,tell me i love you but can you take of my only son as you really son to you because i not jork with him he is only son i have in my life but if you love me you have to accept my son as you really

Of course I will accept your son as my own! If I fall in love with you, it means falling in love with your son, as he is part of you. I will also do my best to keep his mother’s memory alive. You will have to tell me all about her.

How are you doing today? Did you see my pictures? I keep looking at yours and seeing what a fine handsome man you are!

What is a day in your life like? What do you do to keep the peace in Afghanistan?

Hope to hear from you soon!
Essie

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:10 pm

This one is stuck on "take care of my son as your own" crap, which means his son is going to want a lot of laptops, phones etc. I probably blew this one, but the doctor upped my pain meds and I am feeling a bit dopey and bitchy at the same time...

Quote:

Thank you but how can i believe you now because i tell you the truth of my life i really need honestly woman who will take of my only son now so pls can you give me your skype id now so that will can chat skype now ?

my reply...

I don’t understand. Don’t you read my emails? What was I not clear about? I said, “If I fell in love with you I would except your son as my own” and “keep his real mother’s memory alive.”!

I also discussed skype in my first email to you.

How am I to know you won’t break my heart? I don’t really know anything about you, other than you were married, she died, you have a son, and you’re in the military. That’s it.

Something tells me you are playing with me. My heart has been broken in the past and I don’t need someone to break it again!!!!

Essie

If I lose him, I lose him. I don't see him as being very successful scammer. He's worried about Essie accepting his son without knowing anything about her.

There is always another one!

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:18 pm

^^^^ Don't worry, I don't think you will lose him, that was a rather gentle slap. He will apologize and play on. I wonder though whether it will be laptops or medical bills for that kid of his
Cool

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:28 pm

^^^^ If I lose him, I won't be sad. He's not very smart and the hang up on his son would have most victims twig.

He told me in the first email that he gives his son everything, so I think it will be laptops/phone instead of medical bills.

What he doesn't know is that when I said I would treat him as my own, it means I expect my son to work if he wants expensive toys. Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 1:30 am

I guess lad do not know what deaf means. Lacking of E flush language capability and too lazy never look into dictionary.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:01 am

20 days later and the lad is still stuck on stupid.

Quote:

But if you really accept me and my only son harry as your family how can i believe you now because i am very good honestly man to you okay But you have to send me your picture so that i can see you okay

Turn about is fair play...

How can you believe me? You either you do or you don’t. Are you calling me a liar when I told you that I would? Do you have trust issues from your last relationship and you’re taking them out on me?

Answer me this, how can you prove you won’t break my heart? How do I know that you’ll treat me like the lady I deserve to be treated as?

I sent you my picture in my second email to you. Do I need to resend it?

Can we get past this “How do I know you’ll treat my son as your own…” and get on with getting to know each other? Because if we don’t know each other, how can I fall in love with you and therefore treat your son as my own?

Hope you are having a good day. I just about gave up on you because it’s been 20 days since you last emailed me, and asked the same question. Are you at all interested in me?

Essie

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:45 am

SBAH, nice mild slap after 20 days no correspondence:)

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:55 am

I think he's looking for "I promise", which I will never say in my baits. I don't think this one is going to be good for any piggies, and wonder if he can follow along for a messy time at WU. I can tell his kid needing stuff is going to be the focus of his bait. He's way to stuck on that point.

At the rate he's going, we won't even get to that point until next Christmas. His kid will almost to the age of majority then, so I won't have to worry about sending him money. I don't send money to kids after the age of 16 anyway. They should have a job by that time.

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