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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

why we don't burn lads.

With a lot of help from Capone, we baited this bozo and his fellow lads for 20 piggies. We only claimed 19 since we received the same bank account on the same day.

Tommy aka Handy Andy aka Louise started here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=237146

The lad found the thread but my character managed to reel him back here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=242238

I email the lad every month with nonsense. My last email simply said

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where?

He responded to one of my emails last week.

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hello annie,
how are you doing?...........its good to hear from you once more. miss you lots.

miss you too!!!
where have you been?

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sorry sugar....i once forgot the password to this mail and i have been busy too what of you mail me your phone number, that way we can talk better.
love you babe.

Oh smooshy! You know I don't do phone, that's why I hire help!
If you want to hear my lovely voice, you can call me >baiter phone<
Miss you!!!!

Yes, he called.

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:36 pm

YAY! One of my (many) favorite baits of yours is back!!! Razz

errrr wait, is this the one that made me hate ice-cream? Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:50 pm

Getting all my old characters ramped back up....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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thanks hooney pie...... i know you dont do phone, i just want to hear your sexy voice and know how you sound lovie. ill icall you later today say in 6:00 p.m your time.
love you baby.

Oh smooshy!
i missed your call!
too many shots and rosario hid my damn phone
what is my smooshy doing today
i hope he is getting some ice cream

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yeah i thought so too.
your smooshy just got turnt up on some
bottles of methoxyl and some fat rolls of
loud kush.
im really slow baby.
well now im standing on cloud 9 with you by my side
get wasted on Alexandre Amosu and puffing mouth to mouth
and me kissing you slowly,caressing your body and pressing
down to your spine,gentling stroking your body up to your spine,
ripping your dress off and we making love like 2 free animals in the safari
well baby you can say im lost in your fantasies.
yeah im trying to do with some cold stone but my blue bunny ain't here
no one ever can be like her.*:-* kiss*:-* kiss*:-* kiss* Mad

lovestruck*:"> blushing
I'LL DIE FOR YOU.
THOMAS*8-> day dreaming

oh smooshy!
you make me so hot with your dirty boy talk!
GIVE ME MORE!
feed me cheetos
we'll get orange together!

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are you sure ready for this?
then come to google talk and lemme
spank your silly ass rael hard.

smooshy!
I wish I had all day to play on google talk
but this girl is getting a flight to the bahamas in a minute
i have to hide my party mix and rosario is hiding again
silly maid, i don't know why she's hiding, i always find her

F*ck me soon!
your beaver

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Oct 2013 Posts: 22

This lad sells the love angle alright, I guess... sex talk, okay... weird emoticons, sure...

Ginger Lee wrote:

I'LL DIE FOR YOU.

I love these emotionally stable types.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:54 am

Just caught up on the second thread. RL was happening during the second half and missed it.

Does he think her email has been hacked and someone posted the email here? I know lads have no concept and could not fathom we would do this without pay (well, lad pain IS our pay, but you know what I mean) so he would be at a loss at what is going on here. You just friggin amaze me Ginger - no wonder your hands are so jazzy . Razz

Are you going to get a sandtimer on this one?

ETA: A little over 2 weeks and yeah, you will get one!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^no sandtimer:

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Sand Timer - The Sand timer is be used to identify your longest running baits, however you wish to present them. (eg: Lad Buggins - 17 mths) This is awarded for a bait lasting longer than 12 months of continuous baiting. Not just sending a email once a month to say 'hi' - We mean continuous baiting. You need to have a lad on the baited hook for over 12 months.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118861

This lad has month long gaps.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:37 am

Well, it's not like you're going anywhere in the next year, right? Could today (or whenever you guys started chatting again) be the start and next year I can say congrats? Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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owwwhhhh..........honey its gonna be hot there in bahamas
and of rosario she'll come she can't hide all day
have a safe flight there sugar sugar*:-h wave*&[] gift
safe flight *:-* kiss*O Smile

angel

suck you soon till cum through
your smooshy*:-w waiting

oh smooshy
its gonna rain here all damn week
i told pilot to come get us and we are headed to the hamptons
i dont want to leave since the kush is fucking awesome here
i cnat smuggle it back because it wont fit up rosarios *DELETED*
bitch wont smuggle for me anymore
i should fire her ass but then who would carry me to bed when i pass out?
im off to the conga line
we've got some dancing going on and this girl likes to party, oh yes she does!!!

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hello beaver,
how's the weather over there and
your haelth most importantly?
been sitting here waiting for your reply
well my eyes getting heavy and i need to
dose off right now, i hope youll have many gist
about your bash party girl.
ill talk to you tomorrow love,
your smooshy.* Mad

lovestruck* Mad

lovestruck*:-* kiss*O Smile

angel

smooshy!
fuck the weather, it's raining men!
of course they're all gay but i do love me a good show
damn if rosario won't get up and shake her ass
kill joy she is
absolute kill joy

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hi honey,
how's life in the Bahamas
and the rain as it stopped?
hope Rosario ain't giving you migrains this time arround.
gist me about your little adventure hows the breeze?
the coast and the people and the MJs im 100% u having a nice time.
ill be here for some couple of hours hope youjoin me here on time babee.
i miss you so much and your naughty talks too.
your smooshy*:-* kiss* Mad

lovestruck

smooshy!
i told you we left and went to the Hamptons because I didn't like the weather in the Bahamas
although the rum was divine
at least i think we were in the hamptons
i took a nap on the flight and woke up a few days later on someones veranda
i really don't remember that party
stupid gwyneth fishface paltrow is a dumb bitch
she gets real pissy when it's body shot time
Miss you!!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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beaverie,
im sorry for that forgot totally,
wow that was more than a nap you took,
its ok.
where was rosario do she watch you sleep allnigt?
its rainy and lonely here sweetie,
thanks to nature i've got a couple of loud here and XO
what did you take for breakfast?
do have enough time to talk on here,
love you dearly!!
your smooshy head.

oh smooshy head
well the nap was fueled by vodka and some fun pills
and a lot of dancing, oh yes, beaver loves to dance!
rosario was probably relieved to have a few days off during my nap
probably poked me with a stick to make sure i was still breathing
she's good that way

i'm off to buy shoes, i like to have my rosie busy polishing shoes
it keeps her honest and away from the help
a few of them have a wondering eye and like to watch her bounce through the courtyard to the main entrance

smell ya later smooshy!
driver says hi
he laughs and laughs when I talk about my smooshy

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wow beavie you flatter my brains* Mad

lovestruck* Mad

lovestruck
with the things you say*:"> blushing*:-* kiss
i can sense you had a lot fun
you got your tail feather shaking all night,
smoking joints,sipping rum and popping pills
what a hell of a mixture enough to knock you xxxx
well i fell asleep after couple shots of XO
thanks to a few pills of molly got dozzing
yeah shopping is a lot fun always new stuffs
everytime you just wanna pick them all
tell driver smooshy says hi too,
he's so wonderful honey.
suck ya later
talk to you soon my beaver.

oh smooshy head
i had a dream last night about how we partied on new years eve
do you remember that
oh you came over and met me on the fire escape
you brought sparklers
i brought the dildo
we had jacks video equipment and we bumped uglys until the sun came up
it was glorious
when are you coming back?
i miss you!

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oh beaver,
you are my true soul mate,
its been on my mind all day too fluffy,
im coming back home for christmas and the new year.
yes we are really going to bump ugly things for shizzle
its going to be so epic.
i can't wait my fluffy kitten miss you too.

IP is still Nigeria but I keep checking since Beaver's emails to smooshy are being forwarded to someone, then forwarded back to Smooshy with the appropriate response.

haha smooshy!
fo shizzle is so 90's
you make me laugh and laugh.
my silly one, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:21 pm

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feed me cheetos
we'll get orange together!

OMG he's funny, you're funny. Dying laughing over this one!

He is not coming home for some time (the holidays) so keep him going.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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whew,
i'm right away we like to party,
you wan't magic stick humn,
its all yours do it all the pleasure,
come tru baby dad's right here.

smooshy
you know i hate babies

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im sorry beaver it was just over excitment
and curious typing.
when are we getting started?

smooshy where are you now?
still in new york or that nigeria place?
i hope you still aren't on those silly tractors, you'll hurt yourself

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don't worry your self beaver,
i'm not handicapped and i won't be
im inact, big joe's ontact we're fine
i've got less than 90 days to spend there,
i'll be home this santa season.

Someone is anticipating some Christmas cash.

oh that reminds me of being bounced on santas knee
you'll bounce me, wont you?
and all the presents
oh yes, perhaps I'll be nice to the staff this year and give them the day off
hahahaha
oh I'm so funny, they won't get off at all!
they don't deserve it!

Miss you!

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hohohoho,
yes you're so funny
even santa chortles.
of course i will.
as many times as i can.
x-mas's going to be awesome.

missing you!!!

IP on that email is in the US

You're not my smooshy.
Who are you and why are you in his email account?
Are you the same person who hackered up my email last year?
You interfered hugely with my smooshy and my love.
Hugely!

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beaver this is your smooshy.
this is thomas you call me your smooshy
because im smart.
beaver! yesterday you had a dream we were together
now you think i'm a hacker.
what's going on beaver?
you hurt me badly .*:-& sick* Sad

sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

You are my smooshy!
Not that email from before.
That wasn't from you.

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im always your smosshy
big joe says hi.
beaver lets chat.
he's ready to drive you on.
crazy real crazy!!!

oh my smooshy,
big joe needs some action
why must we wait so long?
My beaver is eager!

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come on google talk
big joe is trying to pop out hard on my panties.
where is your lip let me press mine hard on it.
then i stoke you down xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
then i jerk beaver up around my waist
all the way to the sex room.

beaver doesn't want google talk
beaver wants her smooshy
in person

I'm going to watch some gay porn.
It always makes me feel better.

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oh no where'smy beaver,
i need you in the shower
fully undressed waiting for you
big joe can't wait to rumble
i wanna beat it

i need you now!!!
beaver

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its ok if beaver doesn't want google
smooshy can give it to her anywhere
as long as we both have fun of our lives,
come here, let me squeeze in my hands
and caress your body softly,
smoosh you from your neck down to your nipples
sucking the juice out of your nipples
running my finger down to your navel,
and straight to your wet beaver.
as i stear deeper and what you biting your lips
i love the way you swallow spit.
i'm sucking the whole wet beaver and it feels good.
now you're whispering my name gently as i rob my
tongue against your clitoris.
cum tru kitty come tru oh yes.

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beaver

oh smooshy, I fell asleep
was it good for you?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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its sure good for me beaver,

as long the nap will do you good
what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
love you.

hahaha oh smooshy!
you make me laugh and laugh!
where did you hear that goose gander?
very funny stuff, you must be high!
I want to dance now.

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yes i am high and slow
you go dance while i catch some sleep.
my eyes are heavy
ill mail you in the morning
kiss you good night.
love you love you love you,
good night my beaver.*:-* kiss

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good mrning beaver,
i had a splendid night,
how was yours?
its been rainy all morning over here,
it rains most of the year in this place,
need to grab some meal,
fuck you soon,
i miss you dearly
my beaver.

oh smooshy
you should get out of that shithole
why are you there for so long?

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don't worry beaver i am soon,
just need to sort some things,
beaver i wish i could leave too.
but it won't be fair of me.
i miss you too.

oh smooshy
having so much fun righr now
wish you were here
we're having the servant's ball, it is turning into a real shitshow
i had no idea how these people live...it is like a giant soapopera
i'm in disguise as barry mannilow
so they don't know i'm here
but i cannot stop laughing!

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how's your weekend going? My kitty.
well today was alot tasking and hot down here. i see yesterday was a lot fun right? woun't they figure you out. i can tell i'm missing its getting boring here every day by day. Well i miss you here much.
your smooshy.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh smooshy!
It is a great weekend. That slut face Kate got into a fist fight with Gerry the kitchen maid.
It was hysterical!
2 broken noses at the same party is a win-win in my book.
Where are you now? Are you here yet?
I'm going to treat Rosario tomorrow to a visit to the groomer.
She needs to get herself waxed. Don't tell her. I like to hear the screams.
Oh hahaha, I do love me so much!
Miss you!!

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happy new month my beaver,
did you sleep well?
What a real fist that is.
wonder what they're thinking.
today at the site was a hell.
need to discuss some things with you
sweetie.
love you so dearly.

Hello smooshy!
Is it a new month already?
Where does the time go?
Well what do you need to discuss? Where are you?
You need to be back soon, I hate this typing stuff.
What is your number so I can tell Rosario to watch for your caller ID?
She doesnt' pick up unless she recognizes the number

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yes my beaver,i nd to get out.
just want to sort somethings out,
i'm counting down my beea***
beaver i want to ask 4 ur
support,smooshy's really tight now need some xtra funds honey,
most matetrials are exhausted and i
want to srt tax too.
can u pls be of hlp out my luv
im sorry to bug u again honey.
i didn't mean to involve you in this.
but im so tight now my kitty kitty.
ill be soo relief if beaver could be of help it'll be gud 2 hear your sweet soft voice.miss u too!!!
love you!!

Smooshy
Are you poor?
I cannot be with a poor person, it's contagious
I don't want to talk about money
i want to talk about my jelly bean
---------------
Oh smooshy, did I hurt your feelings?
Well Beaver is sorry.
Do you want me to come over and make it up to you?
I'll show you my jelly bean.

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oh beaver, its ok you'll never hurt my feelings towards you.
its just that i don't have been having internet ish for days here.
do you want to come over, beaver i don't think its ideal for now.
i want to leave this place by month end.
more so how will you cope?
i miss you so much my sugar.
love you*:-* kiss* Smile

happy

oh smooshy!
you missed such a fun weekend
i bought a strip club!
when will you be here? I need a bouncer at the door and you can be in charge of interviewing them.
I don't like to talk to people who aren't in my circle.
Smosshy,
i have a real impotant quesion.

if you found out i acidently murders someones
will you mind very much??

it was accident!

no one knows but i want to make sure you don't mind.

miss you!
fuck me soon

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my beaver,
its Ok. its accidental! i don't mind at all
i know my beaver is no bad person.
you love me so much, you share your
deepest secrets with smooshy. i too
we'll leave it like that no one has to know
just the you and me.
good to hear beaver. i don't think i can handle
the bouncers part. your P.A will handle that,
i making good plans about leaving this month.
but i have to settle with here first.
I wan't to make sure my leave doesn't harm work.
we plan on that later today ill call you honey.
make sure rosario is not far away

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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oh beaver,
its been days i last from you.
where are you?*:-S worried
i miss you so badly *8-> day dreaming
hope you are good.
just write me and tell me you are Ok.
you make me worry honey.
love you
your smooshy

Moosh!!
h ave you seen my shoes?
Rossario says you took them
why would you do that?

fuck me soon!
your beaver

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oh my God beaver,
who could have done that,
call Rosario and ask her.
like a sister if she didnt dash it out.
beaver remeber im still in that NIgeria.
catch ya soon.

amooahy~
why in niger?
come home now!~

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honey,
you know i can't just laeve just like that
i have to make good plans for the workers
beforei leave i have a deal on.
the 1st stage must be contract must be completed
next month im on it beaver.
i swear i miss home i miiss you
can't wait to have my loe between legs.
together honey we need to make plans.
can i call you today.

smooshy!
no, that doesn't work for me, you need to be here now
beaver got shaved and I hate wasting a shaving, especially since Rosario cursed at me the entire time hahaha
oh she is such a piss!
2 words smooshy
HOME
NOW!

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beaver i know i need to be in the U.S,A
more so im not enjoying my stay here
but honey there are just issues that
needs to be sorted out and the cash
we here is not enough to take care of it all.
honey i have a post dated check here till
next year what will i do im startled
the Government here just being mean.
i need to be out of here for now honey.
lets talk on phone ill call you my id
just stay with your phone seetwheart
i love you .

oh smooshy!
you are so funny
you want the phone sexing?

well I don't give a rats ass about the bastard government
you need to come home soon.
I'm not happy!

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yeah beaver i want the phone sexing.
you of all should understand sweet.
i need to hear your sexy beaver voice|
and honey i so much miss having sex to a woman
especially when I'm 100% percent in love with you
sometimes i cry deeply inside to self.
the sucker who hacked you the previous year really
interrupted us real bad (I think he's on to us!)you know beaver.i really want to come
and start a new life with you but you have to understand
its just some few issues delaying your smooshy* Sad

( crying*:-S worried
smooshy misses his beaver dearly

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hello beaver
what's going on over there
i guess something going wrong
and am not happy about this
all my immagination is about you
sweetie i need to feel you, kiss you, hold you with me
you are the greatest joy of my life
you know i hate missing you..

miss you bad
fuck you soon
smoosh

Oh smooshy!
rosario gave me the phone when it rang and i enjoyed our phone sexing
you sound so fun!
i still don't understand half of what you said or what all that noise was in the background but it sounded like a fun party
i have to go to the roof now, rosario tells me slutface is sneaking up there to have sexing with her boyfriend
I think I'll sneak up and say BOO real loud
hahaha, oh I crack myself up!
Fuck me soon!
Beaver

While Tommy does call Beaver, she has yet to pick up his call.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:46 am

And Rosario really likes those Jimmy Choos.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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oh,beaver,
you ain't seen nothing yet.
that phone sex is just a tip,
i can't do far better, you don't know
what you are missing sweetie.
we can start your sofa down to the shower
you know you blow your beaver with my power
we both drown in the ocean of sex and scotch
make you sit on the top, make your body wine like a clock,
we on your roof and now you dry out one touch make you dry out,
like chocolate on kitten cat ill really touch all your silly spot.
sexuality that will turn up your notch is all your missing
tip on your toe double dutch make love like i dot give a fuck
ill beat up eat up your pussy until you scream out
like the Jamaicans will say your poompoom fit cry out
steady erection every hour .
we can work this out beaver sure this will be the best you ever heard
lets get drown in the ocean of sex and scotch.

wtf?

Oh smooshy!
You are so romantical!
But I like vodka more better, scotch is not my drink.
Kisses!@!

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thanks honey.
i know vodka is your favourite
im a fucking versatile alcholic
i go with any whisky vodka name
but scotch gives me the urge
and the power you know its brings the
randiness in me you know.
i miss you *:-* kiss

Smooshy!
Your email doesn't sound like you at all...are you on new drugs?
Are they good?
I must try some of those, are they the blue pills?
Stay away from the blue ones until you get here.
i miss my smooshy!
Fuck me soon!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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im on some fly blue pills
and some roach pills.
thier codine heres like cough syrup
what do i do honey a lot on my mind
do you truly miss me beaver?*:-/ confused
bcos i do love you so much
and i dont wan't to loose you.*:-S worried

Some of Smooshy's emails are from Lagos, some are from the U.S.

Haha, oh smooshy!
You always make me laugh and laugh!
We'll dance soon
you won't loose me!
Well if you do, just look on Rosario's floor
I usually pass out in her bedroom. She HATES that! LOL
oh I just crack myself up!

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*

) laughing beaver,
hold me close i don't
yeah we'll dance soon, i like that
if i do ill kill whoever snatches.
where are you? come sit on the cock*<) Smile

cowboy
im really hot i can make you tip on your toe
with just one touch make wine like slow like a gogo
and your beaver crying out while you are
screaming oh yeah.* Sad

( crying*

lovestruck

Oh smooshy!
You are such a dirty boy
I love it!

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what are waiting for im such a dirty boy
you love.
lets get dirty then.
are you ready????

haha oh smooshy, beaver is going to watch some gay porn with rosie
you need to get here soon, i'm tired of waiting

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oh not again,
smooshy wited long nights for his beaver
now she lives him to watch some gay porn*=(( broken heart
its quite not fair i better roll up and get ready for
tmao then * Very Happy

big grin
bye beaver.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

smooshy, they are scratching in the walls
IN.THE.WALLS
I asked Rosario to go check it out but she hasn't returned
Do you think they have her?
HELP ME

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very well beaver is this one of your cracks again.
Rosie ain't a kid she'll be back.
relax and talk to me honey im here.

scared
i just hear them scratching
i asked the butler to check it out but he disappeared too

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who's scratching your wall?
well i think you should relax
they'll surely be back whos
with you now?
well how was your day?

i was having such a great day, driver got my party mix and i was chilling but then i forget a few hours and I just remember now being here
and my place doesn't even look like my place
i have to find someone
i don't like all this scratching noise

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ask driver to check it out
i don't like you nagging about it either
whoever is doing it should be stopped
its interrupting us.

i should stop writing to you for help if you "don't like me nagging about it"
bad smooshy!
bad!

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oh beaver,
damn did i hurt your feelings.
smooshy's sorry i didn't mean to
honey please for give me
not being there at the moment
just keeps me worried beaver
smooshy isnt a bad person
i just wish i could do something* Confused

thinking*

sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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*

lovestruck you know i wanna reappear when you call my name
cos i hate it when you call my name and I'm not
there to save you its makes me wanna change my mind but
i got do right here like i got to do home
beaver im supposed to be your hero im so sorry honey.
I'm scooping my hotel keys and taking a stroll right now
ain't trying to hurt your felings beaver but you know what im into
all of the pressure in my head sweetie
i know it hurts you we are such a secret
uhh your body is a blessing ican't ever think of leaving
nor even cheating thats why i stay those long nights for you.
cos nobody ever loved me like you do we being thru shits together
you got my back to the fullest last year you remember
ain't no body going to take your place in my heart
no no no beaver i say no body loves me like you
its hard beaver believe me but i'll try
listen the only reason im always on this computer
iss your pretty ass.
you so bad
course i love.
your smooshie

oh smoosh
i don't know what happened last night
i got myself into the wrong mansion
all that scratching was someones dog
hahaha
oh funny
well driver rescued me and took me home
silly rosario didn't know how to get me out and apparently i wasn't exactly sober enough to understand
anything she was saying
oh smooshie
i'm gonna tuck in early tonight. I had such a hard day.
First I had to go to the east side to visit Jacks
I do miss him but being in the limo for such a long time made me cranky
then i had to get all the settings checked in my jewelry so none of my precious diamonds slip out
I get pissed when that happens.
If I had a dollar for every diamond I lost I'd have a lot of dollars
oh wait
I already do!!
oh haha
ahh I just crack myself up
miss my smoosh!

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you are so funny beaver* Smile

) laughing
you really scared the previous night
very well thanks the driver could rescue you
honey you can't blame her the much
very well thank God you are saved
beaver we really need to talk its
about us our future
tell Rosario to be on the look out for my id
i will call you in the early our of today
i want to hear that sexy voice of yours
and i never think we ever had talk on the phone
i want to hear you speak laugh and crack it up.
missing you*:-* kiss
sleep well honey.

smooshy!
we did speak on the phone!
Rosario handed me the phone last week and told me it was smooshy
we had phone sex!
Don't you remember? You took a coke bottle and shoved it into your ass for me.
I'm sad now that you don't remember!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Smooshy calls frequently and leaves messages. He has yet to speak to the Beaver.

Quote:

its OK beaver,
just a little on my mind
maybe i was to remember
well i need to talk to you
its about us its about me coming back home
we need to make plans for the winter
i know you cant wit i cant wait too
its just some little funds stalling me here
don't ask if im poor cos im not maybe
the products are just more than my C.O.T
honey we really need to talk even if its on phone i wnanna
get out of here t home
i miss you i can pay you back every penny
when im home baby just hear me out
i have no fanily now except you.
its you it trust love
love you
smoosh head

oh smooshy!
I don't now what a cot is but rosario says it's what i make her sleep on
don't you have a cot?
well I have a master king size bed, we can explore every inch of it!
oh hahahaha
we can jump on it all night long if you know what i mean

smooshy, rosario handed me the phone and told me to push a button when it rings
so i'll do that
she will not answer the phone anymore because of the phone sexing
stupid maid!!!
love you!!!!

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i mean carry over transaction is much
and i need to find a way to solve the solution
before thing get out of hand
sweetie, i will not like to talk much cause this is not the beaver that i know bfore(lad is using Beaver's line on the Beaver...he'll wait 2 weeks before she writes again)
i will rather go and roll some molly and do some pills
to calm my self.....

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C.O.T is not the one you sleep a term in accounting
all i am trying to tell you is that the expenses for the
material to finalize this project of mine is a little bit above
the cash as in money at my disposal..... its important beaver
the project has to be finalized 25 of next month and i need to
over to you my beaver i will call you
love you

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hi beaver,
my love let me just say the cost of
the equipments to finish the road project
and some other projects im doing down here
is a little beyond what we have left in cash
and other medium will cost months and that will
cost damages and smooshy doesn't want that
i work hard for these beaver and i want to smell my honey
soon after the opening i book my ticket and am out
first we need to see through this tgether remember you were
once down with me beaver you were ready to support all my
effort to come back if not forthe man that hacked you he damaged
a lot but one way smooshy had been strong i havent been treated fair
b these government but the benefit of this contract is good on the long
run please beaver i need you none more time lets do this me and
you against the world together we make plans for winter break
and have our first real sex and vodka kush pills name it all kind
of fun me you smelling each other i dont want nothing to tie me down
i love and stop telling Rosario all about us thats wy she being
jealous of you hahaha sorry
love you
but i need it this time beaver,
im missing you too much my beaver* Mad

lovestruck* Sad

sad*

big grin*

thinking

2 weeks later:

smooshy!
miss!

fell off the wagon and went on a bender
had sparklers glowing for days
one for my hun
and one in my bum
chocolate chocolate everywhere
smooshy and sweet
cum kiss my cheeks
cum dance with me!!!!!!

i hate rain.

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:25 pm

Quote:

fell off the wagon and went on a bender
had sparklers glowing for days
one for my hun
and one in my bum
chocolate chocolate everywhere
smooshy and sweet
cum kiss my cheeks
cum dance with me!!!!!!

i hate rain.

That's one of the funniest things I've read written by a baiter in a long time.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Smooshy didn't appreciate Beaver's poetic email, so Beaver called him.

smooshy!
who is on your phone?
i called and it isn't you!!!!

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beaver.
are u sure its my number?
i didn't see your id.
here is my caller id no
+23490993
miss you.

Some devil is pretendering to be my smooshy!
He is at 23490991(Smooshy's old number)
he wanted me to text him my email address and doesnt' remember maid's name
bad man!
bad!

Quote:

i've being calling your phone
but no one answers it
i don't know if Rosario passes
my message to you?
what have you been up to
we need to talk asap
its being long you know
call me on my id its 2349099
lets make plans Xmas season is fast
approaching.
miss you.

Oh my smooshy!
I wish I could speak with you but Rosario took her vacation to Little Havana and took my phone with her.
I would buy a new one but she's not here to go to the shop to pick it up.
I would send driver but that's awkward.
When are you coming?
I'll stock up on more party mix and a few fresh bottles.
oxoxox
^that means kisses and hugs
and sometimes a rim job but not tonight.

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hi my love,
my sweet beaver,
how are you today
i wish i could just talk to you on the phone,
well i want to come home next few weeks time,
im making plans to hand over this contact to
some other company and come home to our
plans you know i want to be with my beaver,
not stuck stall in a far away country
well ill be needing your house address,
don't want to fall in the wrong mansion.
i miss you soo so much.
fuck ya soon.
your smoosh head.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh smooshy!
We'll go to the Ritz Carlton for your arrival. The staff here will be allowed winter holiday vacation so it won't be
cleaned and we won't have them answer to our beck and call.
I'll only have driver so I'll have him pick you up at the airport.
Misss my smooshy!
Fuck me soon,
Beaver

He went quiet.

Smooshy
you are a bad smooshy
rosario finally got her lazy ass back from vacation
i instructed her to dial your number and give me the phone
"the number you have dialed is switched off, please try your call again later'

who is that woman who said that?????

if you are seeing another woman, i will be very mad!

may not fuck you soon,
Beaver

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no my beaver,
why would i see another woman.
when i haven't in the past months
my phone was actually switched off for some days
the voice you heard was from the network
its a machine voice recorded by the network provider
its telling you that my line is device is actually out of power
at that moment.
i love my beaver and will never cheat on her.
i have just been busy a little with the paper works
trying to hand over these work and
making preparations for my departure.
i miss my beaver so much she's really on my mind
all the time no woman compares to you OK.
kindly write me back your home address i want to send
you a surprise gift Smooshy's all yours well have a lot fun
and adventures together these time real true feelings
hold you and smell you the fragrance of you cologne
rock you gentle and squeeze you in my arms
and play love all the the time we want.
Fuck you soon.
for sure beaver.
your Smooshy.

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