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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:11 am

Post links to your favorites! Very Happy

Here are the rules:

1) No current/ongoing threads.
2) Must be at least 2 months old.
3) Not already among Eater's Greatest Hits.
4) Does not have to be baiting related.
5) ABEG U NO GO NECRO OLD TREADS OOOOOOO

I'll open the bid with two of my all time favorites...

Free Pastor Frank!

The Trolling of Concepts College

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Bad Mother had me in tears.

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:00 am

I was just looking at Lad DEck Some amazing and funny trophies.

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:54 am

Since he's wandered back off into the outback, I'll post this to tempt Nursie back again.

MUSA LOVES CROCODILES

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:28 am

/\/\/\ You two have been spending way too much time with the lads. You're starting to follow directions like them. Laughing

For rule # 3, jose_cuervo wrote:

3) Not already among Eater's Greatest Hits.

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:28 am

^^^ Just following the standard procedure with lists - ignore the bits you don't like. I would have necro'd it as well, but it's locked.

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:43 am

One of the first baits I read when I first found Eater.

Tales from a desperate Housewife - Frannypoo safaried from Senegal to Gambia.

Then after a 5 month break he came back for more

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:55 am

I think this meets all the criteria Laughing

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For the sheer amount of lad pain caused, the 500 in 6 walk from the first 6 months of the year.

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:58 am

Bibian and the Welsh Island: One of my favourites, a bizarre and truly hilarious massbait that brings back fond memories of when I was an Eater newbie.

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

God dammit. Now i want to know what the fuck was going on wit Pastor Frank?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:24 am

^^^ It's a special offer - a free Pastor Frank for every new member who signs up.

Strangely, there's been a dramatic downturn in new members recently.

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:07 pm

While, I am a bit biased, B8er's link to the 500 in 1 is a personal favorite due to all the lad pain, but the mass bait of Taoreed is another fave.

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:54 pm

Phil Yerboot's Doughnut is my all time favourite character and Bad Mother made me laugh out loud many times.

Another fave character is internationalchrysis's Albert Fish - on fine form in this bait The Bimbo And The Serial Killer

And bobdemol's Chen - Chinese Robot Bait - brilliant!

Am also very fond of sunshine's dragon - Ethelius Mantacorum Draconis

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:58 pm

This one got lots of listens years back

<a href=http://members.419eater.com/~a_skinner/CatFightAhmed.mp3>Cat Fight with Dr. Ahmed</a>

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 3:39 am

Musa was one of my all time favs. Covered in who knows what, and surrounded by nurses.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Medical director/doctor turns to murder! Jack Schitt and those darn zips.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:00 am

Shortly after joining Eater I ran across MASS BAIT: Bicycle insurance, anyone?. When I got near the bottom of page 3 it was time for a new keyboard.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:02 am

Like GL, the zips and the Doctor committing murder had me in hysterics.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 1:25 pm

The Bike insurance mass bait was soooo much fun! I second that nomination. It is why Bo and I came up with the Philio$ character for the Turd bait.

If it is not bad form to nominate ones own bait, I would like to see Hendick get in there. It was one of my first safaris, and it was kind of over the top, not lasting too long, but he put a lot of miles on and claimed to be put in jail for not paying a taximan.