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Not_My_Real_Name
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:09 pm |
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Hello, interesting side note I got my first scam email in years yesterday,.. straight after joining this forum, so tisk tisk to someone.
Anyway, I'm making a series of comedy sketches which poke fun at con-artists/sociopaths. In it, the cons are ridiculously obvious, but the laugh is, these scamers always (in the show) get away with it. they always stumble along successfully.
What I'm looking for, is contributions. short sketch scripts that a group of about 5-6 people could film in an afternoon focused on these cancerous creatures.
This is for a competition called "Comedy Coup", and naturally we'll be happy to send thanks and credit to this website for any contributions we use.
Time is limited on this special offer, so please act now! so we can act later. |
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B8er
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:12 pm |
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| Not_My_Real_Name wrote: |
| straight after joining this forum, so tisk tisk to someone. |
What a strange accusation to start a begging post with.  |
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agnomen
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:17 pm |
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I wonder if he is looking for ideas for this http://comedycoup.cbc.ca/cc/canada-2014 |
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Tsnerd
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:20 pm |
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| In it, the cons are ridiculously obvious, but the laugh is, these scamers always (in the show) get away with it. they always stumble along successfully. |
I don't see anything remotely funny in this and seriously doubt that many of our members will, either. It tends to piss us off that they are already as successful at fucking up other people's lives as it is. |
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B8er
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:20 pm |
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I've got a great a idea for this clip about a dumb tosser who's too lazy to come up with his own idea for a comedy competition, so tries to con other people into doing his work for him. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Not_My_Real_Name
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:25 pm |
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Begging, now that's offensive. Beggars offer nothing of value in return for what they want, they hunt the low hanging fruit and the weak willed.
If you are classifying me as a beggar, then you are classifying yourself as low hanging weak willed fruit.
Best of luck with your circular masturbation, I've got a production to make. |
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B8er
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:26 pm |
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Anyone want to buy troll poking sticks - this one appears to be especially dumb. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Joker
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:26 pm |
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| Not_My_Real_Name wrote: |
| poke fun at con-artists/sociopaths |
I'm not crazy if I'm not the only one who see's you're off to a flying start at making in roads in this community. Flying start like the flying start you get diving head first into a concrete slab.
I'm not crazy.  |
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Tsnerd
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:28 pm |
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Bye-Bye. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:40 am |
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OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.
Time is limited!! A special offer!!
How privileged are we to be allowed to take part in this awesome production??!!
OP. Why not make a funny sketchshow about murderers? Or rapists? I know... how about one on pedos? You could call it "Criminals do the Funniest Things". Hilarious.
You fucking idiot twat. |
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