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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/hardfish
http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=88612

To my sex doll profile:

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Hello babe, I am (Jordan) I came across your profile today and i became so interested with you i will like to know more about you. so that i will tell you all about myself, I found it difficult to express myself here, because I�??m new here and i believe we can grow far from there, I am waiting for your reply back. Thanks here is my mail wrong lad email [email protected]

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I am sorry but judging you by your photo shows you to be an immature party animal.

I seek wiser and older gentlemen.

Thank you anyway.

Good luck.

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you are an animal too bye

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And this is why little boys like you need to get off the internet and get a real job, not this scammy stuff you do.
Fuck off and catch crabs you dumb fuck.
Do you still fuck your sister?
Animal!

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lol lol fool

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mugu

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mumu

Lately I have been using my sex doll profile to hurl insults at the lads so they'll appreciate my other character 'more better'.

Email to the lad from my frumpy Kathy profile:

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Hi!
Thanks for your message!
Well I would like to get to know you more so I'm open to further communication.

It's Kathy, from Blue Ball, PA.

Hope to hear from you soon!

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I am Jordan,born in united state.. .. 46 years old I`m a man with average build body , mentally stable, physically fit, a bunch of laughs, warm, caring, honest, good listening, straight forward , and a positive person. I am real easy person to talk to and a good listener. I love to play golf and I enjoy chilling` with my friend/family , I like going to the movies
or watching movies in my room , I like swimming , fishing, listening to music and dance to any kind of music, traveling , going bowling and also a good cook.I am a family oriented person and There is more, but it would be better for you to find some things out for yourself i have been working on some research and have been carrying out some experiments..hope i don't bore you with this.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Oh not boring at all!
I'm born in the united state as well, and I lived all my life in PA. I'm a little older, I hope it's ok, I'm 49. I'm warm and caring too, I like to laugh.
I'm not into golf but I can drive a golf cart without spilling my drink. Movies are good, I like the old ones though. I like fishing but I hate putting the bait on the hook.
It should be a self baiting hook but they haven't invented that LOL.
Bowling is fun, but I don't go often.
What kinds of research do you do?
Do you experiment on people or animals?

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good to hear this and you sound so kind i experiment mostly on animals and if you don't mind we can talk more and know more..........what are your like and dislikes?

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Well I like long walks, satin sheets, comfortable shoes and being hand in hand with a nice man.
I dislike when people spit or try to convert other people to a different religion.
I like when a man brings me flowers for no reason at all.
I dislike when a man expects me to do his laundry.

What kind of experiments do you do exactly, like medical research?

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well this is great and i think i like most thing about what you like most and how long have you been on that site we met am new there and you are the only one am talking to since i got there

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I've been on that site for a few months, I'm surprised you haven't found someone there before me. You should see all those girls, they are beautiful.
I know I'm not pretty or in shape, so it's hard for me. I'm just lucky you picked me!

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yeah am happy as well i found you am new there just few days now and not always on the site if am lucky to be your man am gonna delete my account on the site and what do think about that? LOL

No you dumb fuck! I'm still copying and pasting shit.

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Oh don't delete it, I like to see it!

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don't you have a yahoo mail i don't wanna talk to any one any more on the site i love you

At this rate, I should have pork by tomorrow.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:22 am

Six emails to "I love you"-a land speed record!

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:05 pm

Yay! The sex doll is back!! Laughing

This has always amused me.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:05 pm

Guess who wrote to Polly on FMF?
Hardfish?
YESSIR
Cool

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From: hardfish
Date: 2014-08-20 07:26 AM
Subject: hi

Hello babe, I am (Jordan) I came across your profile today and i became so interested with you i will like to know more about you. so that i will tell you all about myself, I found it difficult to express myself here, because I�??m new here and i believe we can grow far from there, I am waiting for your reply back. Thanks here is my mail [email protected]

To: hardfish
Date: 2014-08-20 11:05 AM
Subject: RE: hi

Hey there,

wow, thx for your sweat massage!
I'd rather have a hardfish than a jellyfish.....tell me all about you!

Regards
Polly

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I'm happy Polly will be there to further abuse this lad!

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You cannot possibly love me yet! You hardly know my inner soft core!

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i know and i understand you babe but we need to start some where you sound so nice and kind to me so tell me more and things i need to know..........
this are my dislikes..
Iniquity of any kind, rudeness,dishonesty, infidelity, offensive remarks, or behavior. brutality in any form, greed, love of money and materialism,homosexuality,

Asshole is going to have to deal with my gay character Jacks in the future

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Well you know we are all created equal by God, right?
So while it is nice that most of your dislikes are quite unlikable and I agree, my only like in your dislikes is homosexuality.
I have a real good friend who is a homosexual.
Does this affect how you feel about me?

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no but just telling and if i may ask hope you are not in to that,........and what do you do for a living and do you live alone,kids and all that lol

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Well my friend is a guy and a homosexual, we both like men.
So I'm not doing homosexualism. I do shopping with him. He is the only honest man in my life who
will answer me when I ask him if certain clothing makes my ass look too big.
He says it isn't the clothes that makes my ass look big, it's my ass that makes my ass look big.

I work as a vet tech at the neutering clinic for dogs and cats. I live alone now that my Kate is all grown and she is starting her own family.
She's 24. I never thought I'd live through her teenage years. Oh my!
How about you?

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i have to kids and they still very young so tell me how many men have you met or spoke with on that site or why have you not choose to marry any one of them

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No I don't speak with anyone at that site, I told you I get a lot of perverts looking to sex me!
I don't reply and I report them.
What are your kids names and how old are they?
Where is their mom?

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my kids are now 7 and 4 there mum ran away when i got the war zone thinking i was gonna be dead by now and my kids are with my Xwife's house they took away from me and now i need to start a new life and move on
here are there pic when i saw them last

Hmmm, I wonder if there's a shyster in the house

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Oh my, that is so sad!
Doesn't she let you talk to them?
You should get a shyster so you can get your fathers rights reinstalled!

He emails as though this is a chat session...I'm bored now.

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yeah babe but now am in the war zone i need to get married to a woman who can take care of them when am back from the war zone but now i need a mum for them am well paid with my Job i have my house in new jersey and a car there locked up now i would like you to put that into consideration

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Well where exactly in the war zone? Or are you not allowed to tell?
I would be able to help you with the kids, you have to promise to hire a shyster to get your fathers rights, ok?
I'm not too far from new jersey.

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wow thanks am gonna be happy if you cam help with my kids it sounds nice and make me feel so so happy to hear this now am in islamabad Afghanistan and i promise to get the shyster like you said i mean this please

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I'm so glad!
I would love to stay up all night and learn all about you!
I do need to get to bed to rest up so I can get up early for work.
I really enjoyed getting to know you and I hope I can email you more tomorrow?
Please be careful at the war zone, I can't have you getting hurt. You need to return home to me and be well.

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thanks for the kind words pray for me and i promise to be home with you soon you make me feel happy and more safe send me some pic babe i wanna have them in my room kisses

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so you go to work in the morning and are you well paid and happy with you Job?

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Thank you for the comfortable conversations and for asking me to be yours. Most importantly, thank you for sharing your love and wanting to make me your husband. No matter how slowly or at what distance our courtship developes, I know standing before God and our future family, vowing to be your partner for life, was the easiest decision I could have ever made.

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Oh good morning!
Sorry I was so tired last night. Hope you slept well.
To answer your questions, yes I like my job and they pay ok.
I do work some mornings and some evenings. Every day is different.
What is your routine like?

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am working all day in the RADAR room and most time on patrol at night in search of the talibans i don't like that routine so dangerous

have been thinking of you ever since we met

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Well I don't like that you have to search for the talibananaze, they only want to kill people.
Have you killed any of them? They aren't even like human, terrible agents of doom.
Why do they even exist?
I've been thinking of you all night!

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You are my future and nothing can ever keep us from our destiny. I have you on mind all day. I am here with open arms where you will some day finally arrive... right where you belong, just can wait to be with such a nice and kind woman like you

Love Always,

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You are such a hard sweetie!

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How are you honey hope you are doing good today i missed you so much
i just got back from duty now where are you and what are you doing now?

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Did you know that I think about you at night wishing you were here? I love you, my beautiful Purple Queen. I want you to know how I feel. We really need to talk but then again I don't know. My heart bleeds blood for you and I can't see. My stomach hurts and my head is throbbing but I want you to know more than anything that I miss you.

A mix of pink and blue font^ I'll encourage his 12 year old behavior.

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You are so freaking sexy with your pink and blue words of love. It turns my stomach and makes me kneed at the week.
MISS YOU TWO!

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thanks babe that is how my heart feel for you am so happy you mine and can't wait to be with you soon
am really longing to meet you kisses you hold you have a walk with you and babe you are my every thing my dream

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I have no other words to describe the way you make me feel. No words, no actions could even come close. I believe that Ronald Regan said it best to Nancy in a letter, telling her only that, "I more than love you". Their love was a strong love, surviving everything, even death. I believe that even after his passing, Nancy felt Ronald's love for her raining down upon her. That is why she has always seemed at peace after the death of such a truly loving husband. That is the love that I feel for you.

^blue and red font.

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Did you know Nancy was a slut and Ronald completely fucked any kind of research on HIV because he though it was limited to gays.
He was anti gay. I hate him.

I'll ignore him for the rest of the night. I'll wake to 24 more of these idiotic emails.

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:35 am

Shyster? Did anyone call?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^YES!

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:27 pm

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From: hardfish
Date: 2014-08-20 04:54 PM
Subject: RE: hi

Thank for the reply and nice to meet you what do you wanna know about me?
you are free to ask and am gonna be pleased to answer you babe

To: hardfish
Date: 2014-08-21 09:24 AM
Subject: RE: hi

Hello Sugar,

oh, thank you for getting back to me, I must say I really like your picture, you just seem to be my kind of guy! I love a little silliness in a man, always have and always will Smile

All right then, sweet cheeks, here are my first 10 questions, there is more to come! You must know, I have screwed up badly when it comes to picking my men, I just want to make sure I pick MR RIGHT this time:

1. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

2. Which is worse, failing or never trying?

3. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don't like and like so many things we don't do?

4. When it's all said and done, will you have said more than you've done?

5. What is the one thing you'd most like to change about the world?

6. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

7. Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?

8. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?

9. To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?

10. Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?

Hugs and kisses
Polly

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:03 pm

Capone wrote

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Six emails to "I love you"-a land speed record!

A first message on FMF from a lad Subject-" I'm in love." Text " I love you for sure" They fall in love so quickly.

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