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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:27 am

I Baited this one a while back and figured that I'd give her er I mean him the Trucker John approach:

Quote:

Alison: hi
TJ: Hey there. How are you?
Alison: am great
TJ: Thats good to hear it is.
Alison: hope you are ok over there?
TJ: Am doing good thank you for asking
Alison: great
Alison: sorry where are you from?
TJ: I'm John from Oklahoma
Alison: cool
TJ: How bout you?
Alison: am from you Washionton
TJ: That sure is nice.
Alison: im allison 28 single never marry and you?
BUZZ!!!
Alison: are you there?
TJ: I sure am Little Lady.
Alison: are you a woman or man?
TJ: Am a Man. How many womerns you know by the name of John?
Alison: i dont know your yet
Alison: do you ahve cam or pics?
TJ: Well I have photo I spose.
Alison: can see you
TJ: You can?
Alison: mean can i see what you look like?
TJ: Oh I gots you now. Give me a minute Baby Doll?
Alison: ok
Alison: wow you looking awosome
Alison: how old are you?
TJ: Aww thanks you honey Pie.
TJ: Am 37 years old I am.
Alison: welcome
Alison: you marry?
TJ: No I was looking for a Gal to settle down with cause I is lonely and all.
Alison: taht is what am also seeking for
TJ: You is looking for a Womern?
Alison: how can i date woman when am not a lesbian
TJ: Oh am confused I spose.
Alison: I will like to tell you more about myself....I'm Allison, Single woman never Married fromWashington I have no kids and my dad is late am Not in the state right now am presently here in Africa ,Nigeria with my mom who is kinda sick hope you are not discourage about that babe
TJ: Aww that is okay my Darling. What’s wrong with Yo Mama?
Alison: she has canser
TJ: Well that ain't no good none at all is it Baby Doll?
Alison: but doctor said she will be okay
Alison: am the only child of my Parents and am here not to play any Games or hurt someone's feelings am here to find the right man to be with for the rest of my life and i wanna get married and have my own kids with the right man am a sale rep when i was in the state but right now i loose my job cos of my sick mom....to me love is to find the right man and person
TJ: That sure does sound nice it does.
Alison: i do really believe in Trust and Honest so i need a caring man, a man to be there for me in any way and a man to treat me like a Queen,
TJ: Well you can be my Queen my little Dew drop.
Alison: oh really?
TJ: Sure thing and I can be your King.
Alison: i will love to know you more better and see more pics of you here if you interested in me to know more better and i will be coming back to state as soon as my sick mom get better and as soon as i meet the right man to be with for the rest of my life
TJ: That sure does sound sweat it sure does.
Alison: can you send me more of you pics?
TJ: How bout you lets me get a good looks at you first my Cherry Pie?
Alison: i think you see them?
TJ: Give me a minute my little Peach? I got a bun in the oven.
Alison: \ok
TJ: I don't see no pictures my Apple Tart.
Alison: let me resend it accept my reguest
TJ: Okay
Alison: am waiting
TJ: For what my Ginger Snap?
Alison: accept my invitation
Alison: so that i can send you my pics
TJ: I already did but you didn't send none.
Alison: can you see them now?
TJ: Nothing here Sweat Cheeks.
Alison: ok dont worry i will send it to your mail
Alison: give me you id
TJ: [email protected]
Alison: give me 5 munits
Alison: hey you there?
Alison: have sent it to your mailbox
TJ: Okay let me check Little Laddy.
Wow you is one fine looking little Heifer you is.
Alison: ok
Alison: lolz
TJ: You sure do wear skimpy little clothes too.
Alison: are you by me now?
TJ: What you mean Honey Gal?
Alison: i mean are you ready for me now?
TJ: I sure am my Queen.
Alison: ok
Alison: can you tell me more about yourself?
TJ: Well am single and live in a house with only my little Dog to keep me company.
Alison: have you ever marry?
BUZZ!!!
TJ: Why you Buzzling me?
Alison: have you ever marry?
TJ: I never met no one before
Alison: ok
Alison: cos i don't wish to go back to the state with out not being with the right man of my life
TJ: Well that makes sense it does my Sugar Crisp.
Alison: I want you to believe that distance mean nothing in relationship. I express to you my faithfulness, not forgetting that God gave us his son Jesus Christ, in perfect love To start off my name is Allison, To tell you a little more about myself
TJ: That is a name fit for a Queen it is.
Alison: I was Born and Raised in Washington DC, I lost my Dad when i was Ten (10) yrs old.My dad is an American while my mom is an African
BUZZ!!!
Alison: are you there?
TJ: Am here but you keep Buzzling me?
Alison: oh sorry baby
TJ: Am here and reading your pretty words is all.
Alison: ok
Alison: becos my dad told the lawyer before handover the properties to me it must be me and my husband.but i see no man to trust..My mom moved back to Africa ..I was 13yrs old when my mom went there to settle down and leave a new life
TJ: I ain't getting you my Baby Gal.
Alison: I am a wonderful, single woman with a heart of gold, a woman you would love to meet and even spend the whole rest of your life with as am also willing to meet that special man God has sent to me,that i will be with from now til death do us part and also be a good loving and caring husband to me
TJ: Wow that sure is sudden but am lissening.
Alison: I just need every thing i ever wanted in one man only,am ready to spend both my day and night with that special man.I'm my own woman and I am comfortable with my own life
TJ: You sure do know what you is needing for sure for sure you do.
Alison: are you ready to be my every thing??
TJ: I think so but I ain't even seen your Boobies yet. Alison: let me know if you serius am not here for game ok
TJ: Well I sure am that's why we is talking.
Alison: cus i dont do that shit on here
Alison: am not a type of laddies that show boobs just like that
TJ: Well you is talking marriage ain't you?
Alison: yes but i believe when we are together we can do anything we want
TJ: Honey I need to go for a bit but will be back okay?
Alison: are you mad at me?
TJ: No I'm just having me some supper. I likes you a lot
TJ: Talk soon
Alison: give me you cell phone number so that i can text you?
Alison: are you there??
Alison: BUZZ
TJ: Am back.
Alison: ok my love
Alison: hope you are okay over there?
TJ: Am doing just fine Little Laddy.
Alison: ok baby
Alison: i will like to continue what am telling you about myself
TJ: That sure does sound good.
Alison: I'm beautiful, kind and respectful, well-spoken, and. I am extremely passionate and affectionate...I'm just an everyday, ordinary, average, normal woman. Nothing special about me. I consider myself to be very simple
TJ: You sure is simple.
Alison: yes baby
I believe that men needs to be treated with respect and as a equal partner as friends, but all I seem to find is the ones that does not know how to respond to that or is entrusting to it
TJ: I don't has no problem with that my Gravy Boat.
Alison: ok
allison_scoth83 is typing...
Alison: I feel like u should treat somebody with respect and like they are a person not a piece of meat or whatever. I am the type of person who wants somebody to feel wanted not just as a trophy
TJ: You can be my Queen you can.
Alison: nice to hear that again
Alison: what did you do for good living?
TJ: I own me a big rig.
Alison: what do you mean?
TJ: Well I own and operate a Semi Truck I do my Sweaty.
Alison: ok
Alison: I am a very affectionate person and I love to cuddle, I like to show someone how I feel not just telling them
TJ: That sure does sound real good my Tater Tot.
Alison: I love to be close to somebody whether it is in the bed on the couch or wherever
Alison: I guess my dreams would be is to be happy and have a family my goals in life I want to go into business for my self one day but that will be a while from now..
TJ: Well I was hoping to settle down myself so this sounds great my Eskimo Pie.
Alison: I guess I want to work on my love life and be happy first and to have a family, but I guess when the time is right it will happen. I like to play sports just as much as I do watching them. Most of all i like to spend time with who I am with, and cuddle up and watch a movie.
TJ: I thinks we has a lot in common I does.
Alison: i also think so
Alison: It is my opinion that we all want the same thing in regards to a partner, and that most of us either do not know how or is scared to and sabotage themselves from getting it
TJ: That sure is special my Little Swizzle Stick.
Alison: lolz
Alison: Ok, I like the outdoors, but I don't care about swimming or fishing, well I will fish with an un-baited hook if it means I will get to spend some time with someone I care about.
TJ: Well I like Baiting I do.
Alison: lolz
Alison: just loking my love
Alison: There are a lot of things I like doing as in dancing, cooking, camping, etc.I want you to know that am %100 real cos everybody are meant to be happy why would i make anyone sad or cry.
TJ: I sure do like having a Laddy cooking for me.
Alison: dont worry i be with you to every thing that will make you ahppy
TJ: I likes that my Jelly Donut.
Alison: My ultimate goal and what I think would make me happy is to be happy with the one i love and loves me too and have a man by my side that I love and loves me
TJ: I will be your King and you can be my Queen.
Alison: yes baby
TJ: Say hail to the King Baby.
Alison: hail
TJ: Well you got some of it.
Alison: lol
Alison: . I am very relationship oriented and I believe life is too short to waste. When I am in a relationship I am committed, honest, and loyal. I think that falling in love is always a good thing, even if it doesn't work out
TJ: You speak so Sweatly.
Alison: thanks There is always something to learn from being with someone, and happy times and memories should be cherished. Friendship comes first for me. That is not to say I never get hurt because I do
TJ: I promise never to hurt a Queen cause that would be wrong.
Alison: I have been burnt so bad. My last relationship ended on a very sad note for me but I do not believe in regrets
TJ: What you trying to tell my my Angel Food Cake?
Alison: I tell you this because I cannot predict the future. For some people a relationship has to be all or nothing.
TJ: If you could predict the future then you'd be a Witch or something and I'm not sure I’d like that no I wouldn't.
Alison: For some people a relationship has to be all or nothing...I don't feel that way.But I never in the past nor do I intend to intentionally hurt someone by cheating, mistreating, or abusing them
TJ: Am liking you more and more and you are making it nice to be nice to the nice.
Alison: thanks my love
Alison: Ok, for my question to you. What are some of your goals, hopes and dreams? What interests you?
TJ: Well I was hoping to settle down and open me up a Bait Shop here in Oklahoma I was or maybe start me up a Swan Farm or maybe both.
Alison: any how you want it my love wish you good best of luck
TJ: I was hoping to have me a partner to help me and that would be a good Womern.
Alison: yes baby i will be there for you if you dont mind?
TJ: Course I don't be minding. I needs a Good Gal to keeps me company and helps me too my Little Crab Bucket.
Alison: ok dont worry very soon i will be with you in Oklahoma
Alison: we will leave a better life toggther and have child
TJ: How many kids you be wanting anyways?
Alison: i think 2 or 3 is ok
Alison: baby what type of car do you drive?
TJ: I only have my Rig and it’s a Peterbilt.
Alison: ok
TJ: Two or Three kids would suit me just fine Little Laddy. It sure would be nice to have some little Boils around here.
Alison: ok my love
TJ: Well I thinks I need to go have my Bath.
Alison: ok my love
Alison: what is time right now over there?
TJ: Just about 7pm
Alison: ok
Alison: should i wait you here?
TJ: That sure would be nice my Queen.
Alison: baby give me your cell phone number so that i can text you ???
Alison: ok
TJ: I oughta be back in about an hour I'm sposing my Tender Flake.
Alison: ok when you will give me?
TJ: Give you what Honey Bun?
Alison: your cell pone number
TJ: Well I don't gots no phone cause I use the CB radio in Oscar Ruitt most times I does.
Alison: ok
Alison: how long is your bath gonna take you?
TJ: I'm figuring about an hour my Crumble Cake.
Alison: ok
Alison: i may not be here because its late here already ok
TJ: Oh I guess then maybe I should lets you sleeps and we can talk tomorrow then?
Alison: what time tomorry?
TJ: Well I don't rightly know but I'll check for you I will my Queen.

My Aim is True:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9GlC9GyF4Y

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:46 pm

I was being hit this Afternoon by several Lover Lads and the Missus for that matter so I couldn't quite get my Mojo happening but I did keep this one on line for three plus hours....

Quote:

Alison:hi my love
TJ: Hi there Baby Doll.
Alison:how are you doing over there?
TJ: I'm good my Love. How are you today?
Alison:am doing great
Alison:hope every thing is ok with you my love
TJ: It sure is now my Little Crumpet.
Alison:lol
Alison:i love does word you use to callifiled me
Alison:baby did you go to church today?
TJ: I didn't my Peach bottom.
Alison:ok
Alison:my love what are you upto today?
TJ: Just relaxing. How bout you my Sugar Butt?
Alison:i i went tp church and i return home
Alison:honey i believe by the time we will both agreed and accept that the word Trust is very much important in our relationship
TJ: It sure is Little Laddy.
Alison:then we are Going to live a peaceful and prosperous life together with our family to come.I believe that the most important 'key' to a successful relationship would have to be'Trust'
Alison:do you know that??
Alison:are you there??
TJ: I am Butter Cup.
Alison: All too many times people will say they don't trust due to past experiences. What they don't realize is that they have built up those proverbial walls to protect them from the very thing they are searching for
TJ: This is really sweat it is.
Alison: All too many times people will say they don't trust due to past experiences. What they don't realize is that they have built up those proverbial walls to protect them from the very thing they are searching for
TJ: This is really sweat it is.
Alison: there is a risk in trusting someone, but when you finally find that right person, it makes all the past experiences and lessons learned very much worth the risk.All of life's little lessons do not have to be painful
TJ: What do you mean my little Butter Finger?
Alison:i mean it may be risk to trust but it good to be honest and trust Alison:do believe that my love?
TJ: I sure do Baby Doll.
Alison:It'sonly my experience. It's a hard thing to do, a scary thing, but very much worth it.This is not to go without saying that some people may betray your trust...that's the risk
TJ: Why you scared Tater Tot?
Alison:because man of now adays are full of betrayas
Alison:and i want to trust you with everything
Alison:should i ???
TJ: Well i ain't never done nobody no wrong.
Alison:i believe you my love .Honey,you have become part of me…Bcos i have give to you the key to my heart and that’s to say i have given you my Trust.
Alison:cause i need yours in return God has blessed us to bless others....am so glad we met. I love you for everything you are to me One day I promise Dearest
are you there my love????
TJ: I sure am my Candy Coated Yam.
Alison:what are you doing over there??
TJ: Just relaxing and lissening to your sweat words.
Alison:what is name of your dog??
TJ: Sgt. Yorkie it is.
Alison:lolz you our dog is sgt??
TJ: Y
Alison:can you send me is pics
TJ: I'll see if I can find one.
Alison:ok
Alison:it still a poppy
TJ: He is a cut little feller ain't he Tuna Melt?
Alison:my cant wait to be with you
TJ: That will be great Honey Buns.
Alison:i cant wait to in your harm as your wife
Alison:i believe very soon our dreem will come true
TJ: I like your way of thinking Tomato Top
Alison:do you believe?
TJ: I sure do and wants you to be with me soonerest
Alison:are you there??
Alison:I know that neither one of us had in mind that we would meet someone on the Internet and fall in love but it has happened
Alison:This is a clear indication that we have so much in common and we are building on something that is real.
TJ: You sure talks sweat you do.
Alison:are you busy over there?
TJ: No I'm just relaxing on the couch right now I am.
Alison:ok
Alison:Honey, this year of being with you was so amazing. I wouldn't change it for anything. I just want you to remember that I am always here for you whenever you need me
TJ: Thank you my Tuna Taco.
Alison: I believe that God made us wait to be together for a reason. To HELP one another in our times of need.
TJ: Amen to that LittleLaddy. Amen to that!
Alison:And if ever one of these days you are going to get sick of me but until then, you are stuck with me forever hahaha.
TJ: Give me a couple minutes?
Alison:okay my love
Alison:am waiting for you here
BUZZ
TJ: Honey I am going for Supper. Back in a bit okay?
Alison:OK
Alison:can we still talk now ??
TJ: I'm going in a minute so sure why not my Potato Dumpling.
Alison:ok
Alison: Remember that I love you and I ALWAYS, I repeat, ALWAYS, will.
TJ: I sure do like the sounds of that my Tasty Treat.
Alison:I am writing you this to let you know that I have been sent an angel to be with me, and you are that angel and my inspiration
Alison: I love you with all my heart
TJ: Same here my Apple Cobbler.
Alison: I will never ever forget the first day that we met. I remember each and every detail. Meeting you has been an answer to my prayers.
TJ: My Little Jam Tart I need to go has me some Supper now.
Alison: I will always love you. My heart belongs to you and only you.
Alison:but we can see again today are we going to meet here tomorrow??
BUZZ!!!
Alison:you there??
Alison:have you go to where you are going

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:18 am

Stalker Lad wrote:

And if ever one of these days you are going to get sick of me but until then, you are stuck with me forever hahaha.

And ever. And ever.

Looks like Trucker John's finally met him a good laddy! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:24 am

^^^^10.4 Good Buddy.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:02 pm

Alison is still giving me the Copy/Paste Treatment. Once we get to the Money Shot that will change but for now I play the Game:

Quote:

Alison:hi my love
Alison:have been waiting for you
TJ: I'm so glad you was waiting my Sugar Loaf.
Alison:how was your day today?
TJ: It was just fine it was. Thanks for asking Baby Doll.
Alison:that nice to hear
Alison:are you back at home?
TJ: I just got in a few minutes back my Tender Flake.
Alison:ok
Alison:hope work is not stresful ?
TJ: Aww It ain't that back unless them DOT Fellers is about but they been scarce these days.
Alison:oh really?
TJ: Yeah it has been clear sailing down to Chi-Town.
Alison:ok
TJ: So what you wearing Honey Bear?
Alison:have you eating?
Alison:am just wearing night gown because am about to sleep here and i need to wait for you my love
TJ: Oh.
TJ: I did have me a smattering of Chicken Fried Steak and Mashed potatoes and Biscuits and Gravy with a side Salad earlier. Not too much really my Little Laddy.
Alison:oh my love i think that if too much
TJ: Well that is how I be rolling is all.
Alison:ok but dont let it affect you ok
TJ: Aww that is Sweat of you thinking bout me and all my Ham Sandwich. Alison:you dont need to thanks me for thinking of because i have no body care for eccept you my love
TJ: You is my lover Gal thru and thru you is!
Alison:i will always be with you and always love you
Alison:I know that neither one of us had in mind that we would meet someone on the Internet and fall in love but it has happened
TJ: It sure has my Butter Tart.
Alison:I have no regrets. In fact, it is one of the best things that has ever happened. For this, and what has happened to us and between us I have you to thank.
Alison:my love do you believe this Trust, loyalty and respect are a must for eternal happiness. No matter how much you love someone if you don't have these ingredients you will never succeed
TJ: You talk so pretty.
Alison:my love to be in love means being patient but to be patient you must trust him/her first.
TJ: Am patient.
Alison:really?
TJ: Yup I am.
Alison:do know that you can never find love through the eye or ear, so you must trust the only thing that will never fade until you die, your heart.
TJ: Well I ain't never thought about it that way my Dinner Roll.
Alison:i really love the way you are reponding to me babe
Alison:.Love is like trust, when you find your special someone it is as if you're trusting them with your heart. Trust is what you put in someone's hands
TJ: I ain't getting you my Jelly roll.
Alison: honey faith is what makes everyone realize that you are always there to help them in case they need some help. Love makes not everyone, but the only one in your life who is special, think that you are always there for her,
TJ: Oh okay that is making sense it is.
Alison:to be with her, to make her realize how much you really love her.Without honesty, love gets unhappy, and without trust, love gets unstable
TJ: Well I sure do trust you Baby doll.
Alison:baby what about your dog?
TJ: Sgt.Yorkie?
Alison:yes
TJ: What about Sgt. Yorkie?
allison_scoth83 is typing...
Alison:yes my love easy there with you?
TJ: He sure is.
Alison:ok hope is doing well also?
TJ: Sgt. Yorkie is doing just fine but tore up my best pair of Khakis earlier.
Alison:oh really
TJ: Naughty little Feller but I love him i do.
Alison:lol
TJ: What's that mean?
TJ: What's that mean?
Alison:it means lot of lough
TJ: Oh.
Alison:Love is a wonderful gift; trust in it, believe in it, give it, and it will be returned to you to give again and again
Alison:we can get advice from family, friends and strangers, but the best advice comes from your heart; it never lies; trust it.
Alison:are you there honey?
TJ: I'm here Cupcake.
Alison:ok
There may be many people that are trustworthy, but only a few are worth trusting with your heart; choose wisely.
Alison:my love
Alison:?
TJ: Well what you be needing me to say my Banana Split?
Alison:what do you mean?
TJ: Well you was asking me if I was trusting I think and I said I trusted you and all is all.
Alison:am just trying to let boat of us know that without this relatiohsip cant suseed that is what am just trying to say ok my love
TJ: Okay. that makes sense it does.
Alison:ok
Alison:my love i want you to promise me that you will be there for me when i need you anything??
BUZZ!!!
Alison:my love what interest you most in relationship??
Alison:are you there???
TJ: Am here Darling had to go Hang the Hog was all.
Alison:how many child do you want ?
TJ: Well i ain't never thought much bout that. How many you be wanting my Little Laddy?
Alison: i believe that we are proposing and God disposis
Alison:but want two children
TJ: That'd sure be nice making Babies with you it would.
Alison:ok
Alison:What do you for fun?
TJ: Not much really other than Noodling for Flatheads or Blues and Bowling here and there.
Alison:I Love reading,singing,Watching tv,going to beach,Sports,Swimming,Outdoors,Camping.
TJ: That sure does almost sound like a Television Commercial it saw once it does Baby Doll.
Alison:babe i like know what are your turn on and Turn off
TJ: Well i likes a womerns who is respectful of me and treats me like a King for sure I do.
Alison:i will do anything that will make you feel happy
Alison:My turn on is someone who is Honest,truthful,friendly and someone who can make me Happy,
Alison:My turn Off is .. I don't like someone who lies,someone that Love talking dirty online,someone who is Just Looking for a Sex Online that was not serious..
my are you with me?
TJ: Well i ain't never talked to you dirty no how but wanted to but didn't my Tuna Taco.
Alison:ok
Alison: my love i want you to promise me that you will be there for me when i need you anything??
TJ: Well that sure does seem fair cause we is gonna be Married ain't we?
Alison:yes my love
Alison:baby what is time over there?
TJ: 8:20

The Game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZTX49GwjD8

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:05 pm

Quote:

Alison:my love how are you today?
TJ: Hey there my Cherry Chew!
Alison:i really missed you
Alison:do you miss me?
TJ: You know I missed you Little Laddy.
Alison:how was you day
TJ: It was nice sugar Butt. How was your day?
Alison:am not fine my love
TJ: What's the problem my Turkey Melt?
Alison:due to my sick mum
Alison:she colaps this morning and i try to rush her to hospital
TJ: Awww that ain't good at all no it ain't my Bean Burrito.
Alison:an dthe doctor to me that we need to do an sorgery for her so that she will be ok
Alison:and the problem am having now is that the surgery cost me some fund
TJ: Well how much is this Doctor asking for Double Bubble Bum?
Alison:he said we should deposit $700 then we will balance them after the surgery and am having just 200$ with me here
Alison:and i dont want to lose my mum now
Alison:how can you help out of this my love???
TJ: Well that ain't a lot of money no it ain't my Apple Crumble.
Alison:yes my love kindly help me with any amount that you have please i can lose my mum jsut like that
Alison:??
BUZZ!!!
TJ: Iwhy you Buzzling me my Gravy Boat?
Alison:am sorry
just because am confuse i dont know what to do
TJ: Well I don't take kindly to Womerns Buzzling me while I'm trying to talks at them no I don't for sure.
Alison:what do you mean?
Alison:i said am sorry help me with anything you have my love
Alison:talk to me my love
Alison:????
TJ: I gots me money that ain't noproblem and if Yo Mama is sick I say we gotta get her fixed and fixed permanently my Long Plate Special.
Alison:ok my love
should i give you the info where how to send the money?
TJ: Well that sure is a good idea my Pop Tart
Alison:let me collect it from the doctor ok?
TJ: That sounds real smart it does. What is the Doctor's name Party in your Pants?
Alison:give me three munit to collect the full info ok
TJ: Okay Sweat Cheeks.
Alison:am bakc
Alison:am back
Alison:are you there??
TJ: Am here my Bacon Strip.
Alison:Here is the info where to send the money to
Name...MR. MUGU
Country..Nigeria
Zip code... 23401
Address ....Down at the End of Lonely Street…
State ......Lagos state
and you have to get back to me with western union MTCN ten digit control number and text question and answer...
Alison:my love do you get them??
Alison:my love i need to see her now ok
honey are you going to send it tomorrow?
TJ: Well that don't looks lioke no Bank account Sweet Pea.
Alison:you have to send it thru western union money transfer ok
TJ: Awww my Butter Bean I don't trust them places after my last Gal lost the Money and it was cause of a Bunch of Greasy Hippies it was.
Alison:it we get to here what you just need to do is that you just send it thru the western union and you will get back to me with the western union mtcn 10 digit number and text question and answer that it what i will give the doctor to go and claim the money ok
TJ: Honey Crisp I ain't using them types of services and that Doctor shouldn't be asking to use them neither no how cause he took his Hypocritical oath and all.
Alison:he said that is the only way that you can send it to him just do this for me for the sake of love you have for me ok
Alison:please do it dont let my mum die now
TJ: Now that hospital will take Money through a Bank transfer which is safe and iinsured and the only way to be doing what we be doing my Chef's Surprise.
Alison:my love i dont ahve much bertary on my laptop ok my laptop may shut down at any time from now just make sure you send it and get back to me with the info that i need to claim the money ok my love
TJ: Hang on my Honey Dew I needs to Water the Tires.
Alison:as because i dont ahve the cash with me here that is why you need to send it thru western union ok my love
TJ: I'm back my Artichoke Heart.
Alison:am here waiting for you my love
TJ: Am here for you my Baked Potato.
Alison:ok
Alison:you true with what you are doing?
TJ: What you meaning by that Sugar Plum?
Alison:honey you have to send it tomorrow morning so that they
TJ: I'll sure enough send it tomorrow morning but I needs a proper Bankering informations cause that is what I be needing my Chicken Cutlet.
Alison:???
Alison:my love talk to me
Alison:they can carry out the sorgery tomorrow
Alison:baby try to understand me
Alison:you dont need any bank account to do this ok
Alison:just got to western union and tell them that you want to send money then they will send it and give you thear form
TJ: That is how I will send the Money my Canadian Cheddar.
Alison:yes
Alison:that is how i use to send money to my mum when am in the state
Alison:ok
Alison:just go to western union and tell them you want to send money and they will give you there form and you will fill it with the info i gave you
Alison:ok
TJ: Well that ain't how I be doing it cause I done told you I lost my Gal's money before that way and I wants Yo Momma to be safe from them Scottish Hippies is all my Little Graham Cracker.
Alison:if you dont want my mum to die do as i told you ok
Alison:write down the info so that you want lose it
TJ: Now you be lissening to your Man and gets me whats he be needing so he can be helping instead of just arguing with his Little Laddy and all.
Alison:am not arguing with you that is what did doctor told me and that is how i use to send money to my mum when am in the state
Alison:kindly do this for me
TJ: Well have the Doctor send you a Bank account so we can do this all safe and proper like my Mini-Donut.
Alison:baby let me know if you not doing this for because i think you treting me because i need your help
TJ: I will send you the money you be needing but through a Bank account so it will be safe and secure and help that Womerns that really be needing helps my Licorice Whip.
Alison:i dont have bank account here and the doctor said, that is the only way to help me get the money
Alison:just try and do this it will safe
my love please try and send me the money thru western union so that they can carry out the surgery ok love you so mush
TJ: My Graham Cracker I don'ts thinks you be lissening. Get that Doctor to be sendiong me a proper Bank account or I ain't sending nothing.
Alison:honey i understand what you are trying to do, i know you doing this for me just try and send it thru the western union
Alison:my love i know that you are trying to help me but onless if you wil send it thru money gram??
Alison:please help with this
TJ: If you ain't gonna lissenn then am going to get me some Supper cause am getting sore my Strip Loin.
Alison:dont let my mum die
Alison:can you see that am crying
TJ: I ain't wanting Yo Mama to be dieing just gives me an Account and I'll be sending you your Money my Chocolate Eclair.
Alison:let me talk to the doctor again maybe there is something eals to do
TJ: Thank you.

Alison:baby are you here
TJ: Am her Honey buns
Alison:??
TJ: Am here.
Alison:my love his telling me same thing that you dont any account for doing this that you should send it the western union
Alison:baby i want you to try it first then if i dont get the money then you will go and collect it back ok
Alison:do you understand me my love
TJ: I understand but I ain't dealing with them Hippies.
Alison:please do this for the sake of love you have for and my mum that she on sick bed
Alison:ok my love
Alison:please honey i know waht you trying to ok just try and do it for me
Alison:?????
TJ: I done told youI would send syou money my Little Bran Muffin but you gots to be doing it my way is all.
Alison:i know you want to help me kindly do it for dont let my mum die
Alison:babe why cant you just try it tomorrow
TJ: If you ain't gonna lissen then I ain't talking with you no more about it my Shake and Bake.
Alison:ok ok let me see what will appen tomorrow then if i will see someone to help with account ok
TJ: See now you be lissening.
Alison:what do you mean?
TJ: I mean you is finally lissening to me is all my Nacho Platter.
Alison:is not that i dont listing to you
TJ: ?
Alison:i do listing to my love just that i dont know who will give me since am not living here
Alison:but my love i dont see what special in sending money thru western union
TJ: For the Last time I done told you I lost Money sending it through that Place and I ain't gonna try that again no way no how my Little Bacon Wrapped Scallop.
Alison:how mush do you lost ?
TJ: $3,000
Alison:and they dont use to do that for me any time i sent money to my mum in west africa she us to get her money
TJ: i ain't talking bout this no more cause I'm getting real sore like.
Alison:ok
Alison:where are you at?
TJ: am at Home.
Alison:how are you going to send to me?
TJ: I done told you I would sends it through a Bank Transfer if you ask me again I’ll go away forever my Fish Crisp.
Alison:why are you acting like this and you telling me you will go dont you want me
Alison:??
TJ: If you had read anything I wrote then you'd understand.
Alison:i understand you ok
my love dont tell me you will go again ok
[/color]Alison:what are you doing now?
TJ: I'm just sitting here.
Alison:do you really want me as your wife?
TJ: Yes but only if you is obedient like a Womerns should be.
Alison:i do but if you are in my posetion right now you can do more that this do you believe that?
TJ: I ain't getting you.
Alison:i mean as sing is your mum that she fell sick you can be cinfuse and dont know what to do
TJ: Get me an account and I'll send you the Money.
Alison:ok my love
Alison:how mush are you going to send me?
TJ: Well you said you needed $500 my Wish Bone.
Alison:my love i cant get you an count now because its late here ok i will know what to do tomorow morning
Alison:my love i cant get you an count now because its late here ok i will know what to do tomorow morning
Alison:700$ for advance then when they finish they will collect the balance
Alison:and i ahve 200$ with me
TJ: Well you gets me that Account and then we can figure out how much I'll be sending. Does that work for you Cupcake?
Alison:ok
Alison:will you be here tomorow morning so that when i get the account i can send it to you
TJ: I will be my Smoked Trout.
Alison:ok my love
Alison:honey i need to rest because am tired and its late here
Alison:okay
TJ: Okay but obe last thing can you call me Sir?
Alison:ok my love
Alison:i will do anything that we make you happy ok
Alison:sir i need to go talk to you tomorow morning
TJ: Then say it.
Alison:Sir i need to go talk to you tomorow morning
TJ: Good night my Melba Toast.
[color=darkred]Alison:love you mush Sir

Oi Mush (NSFW):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiZTo5iftTw

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:14 am

ask what hospital, then tell him you will call and pay the hospital directly in the billing department. amazing how these hospitals come up with totals BEFORE any procedures are performed. Gonna need "her" mommies full name too! hope it doesnt go wrong and the wrong patient gets their bill paid! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:22 am

^ No worries I'll hit her um I mean him upon that once I get an account to Destroy.

Quote:

BUZZ
TJ: Why You Buzzling?
Alison:hi my love how are you doing
Alison:mistake
TJ: Well then okay my Baked Apple.
Alison:i was here yesterday waiting for you
TJ: I was on the road until jsut a while back my Onion Ring.
Alison:ok
Alison:how is work
TJ: It's real busy but good it is my little Peanut.
Alison:ok my love
Alison:my love how are you going to send me the money now?
TJ: What you mean Honey Bun?
Alison:i said how are you going to send me the money
TJ: Through your Bank account of course my Dinner Roll.
Alison:my love have seen some one that want to let me use his account
Alison:but he said i will give me the info tomorrow
TJ: Well that will work my Tasty Treat.
Alison:what is the info that you need to send it
TJ: Well I need the name and the Bank and the accoutn number and the Sort code I thinks and maybe the Swift and the Address.
Alison:ok
Alison:my baba if i give you the account tomorrow how long it is going to get here?
TJ: A couple days I spose my Potato chip.
Alison:ok
Alison:my love i will like to see you in cam
Alison:???
TJ: I ain't got no Cam here and how come you ain't calling me by my special name my Pork Hock?
Alison:ok
Alison:you mean i should not call you my love?
TJ: I like it when you call me Sir my Little Corn Dog.
Alison:should i call you sir
Alison:what is you full name sir TJ: I'm John Titan Boi
Alison:i will call you sir john
Alison:you love that
TJ: I like that more than I like a mess of Bacon and Tomato Sandwiches I do.
Alison:ok sir
Alison:babe send me more off your pix
TJ: I don't think I gots any more around here my Tuna Melt.
Alison:??
Alison:then let me see you in cam then
TJ: I done told you I ain't got me a cam my Turkey Leg.
Alison:i wish to see you my love
TJ: What did you forget to call me?
Alison:i told you that i dont have phone here i even want to buy iphone 5
TJ: Call me Sir!
Alison:sir
TJ: More better right my Crispy Cream?
Alison:sir will you get me a phone so that i can be able to call you?
TJ: I think I could do that my Bacon Butty if you treats me like I like to be treated.
Alison:ok
Alison:where are you at sir
TJ: I'm at home I am.
Alison:ok sir
Alison:I promise to always love you and always hold you in my heart. I will always be here for you when you need me and I will love you no matter what life brings us
TJ: So when you think you be getting that Account my Jelly Donut?
Alison:i will get it tomorrow morning ok
Alison:should i put it in offline message for you so that in case you come online and am not here you eble to see it and go and send the money?
TJ: You forgot to call me by my name again Muffin Top.
Alison:sorry sir
Alison:sir will you send my phone money with the money you want to send?
TJ: That makes a lot of sense so how much you be needing my Crab Cake?

Alison:i want iphone5 and i think they are selling it here about $700
TJ: Anbd what are you supposed to call me?
Alison:sir
TJ: More better?
Alison:sir the total of the money you will be send is $1200
TJ: Well that ain't no problem Butter Bean.
Alison:sir You are my soul mate, and I vow to love you until the day that eternity is gone. I love you baby, You and I together, we can make magic We're a perfect match
TJ: That sure is Sweat.
Alison:sir i said should i drop the account info to your offline if you are not here??
TJ: Now my Sweet Potato pie I think if you send me the account off line would be just fine.
TJ: Then I can make sure I gets it.
Alison:ok sir
Alison:sir thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling. Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead. You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going. You are simply irresistible.
TJ: My Pudding Pop I needs to get my Supper but will be back later okay?
Alison:how long is that going to take you?
TJ: Not sure but I'll check back in a bit.
Alison:ok

"She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went:"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ6j6eZ0kLM

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:41 am

I've been on and off ignoring this one but decided to engage this evening. This chat joined in progress (NSFW):

Quote:

JT:Call me sir
Alison:sir
JT:More Better but what kind of Game are you playing?
Alison:am not playing any fucking game you are the one who is playing game
JT:What the Fuck are you talking about?
Alison:how thear you till fuck
JT:Huh? Speak up Bitch!
Alison:you dear call you a bitch
JT:You talk like a Child who doesn't know her place.
Alison:good night talk to you next time i can see that you have get mad
JT:You ain't seen me get mad yet Bitch!

Love is Hell unto the Lonely eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekLHvB6XOQg

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:41 am

Dang Double post for some reason....

How bout some more Alan Myles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkXNEmtf9tk

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