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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:32 am

I have a new love lad who wrote to me via fish meet fish. A Google image search of his profile pic went to several romance scam sites. His profile says Greenland, New Hampshire:

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Hello dear, how are you doing today? I see your picture in here and i love it, I will love to know more about you and you can get to know me too as we mover on thanks. hava nice day bye

Jason

Somehow I have my doubts, but being the Ditz I play along:

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Thank you schatzi. You are very... was ist die Phrase? handsome? I apologise but English is not my native tongue and sometimes I get confused. I have been in Australia for a long time but the language still confuses me.

Kathrin

Lad moves on to the next bit of script. Oddly enough it doesn't mention New Hampshire:

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hello It is nice to meet you I Am Mr. , I am a single father, I am from Sweden but
I live in Blackpool England and Working for now. I have a Son he is 12
years old and he is living with my mother in my family house in
Sweden. I am 51 years old. My wife died five years ago and some month.
My father is late as well. My mother is from London. I have been
living in England for some years now. And the mother of my son is from
England. For now i am working with the Dubai Oil Company i have been
here for about 3 moth now. Hope to hear from you soon have a nice day,

I send him my answer. Bolding is mine:

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I am German born, but have lived in Australia after meeting my soon to be ex husband Nick in Urolagnia Germany back in the 1990's. You have children? I regret not ever having children. I have a niece who helps me with this internet thing who lives in Sydney, but no child of mine own.

I live on a farm in the middle of nowhere. It gets very lonely out here and Sabrina suggested this as a way to meet people.

Kathrin

Urolagnia is a love of Golden showers. Wink

Lad writes back asking for an email addy which I provide:

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Hello dear it nice to know more about you and you have no kid. Yes i have a son he is 12 years old now, How old are you now? and what are you doing over there in Australia now? I will like to have your email ID dear so that we can chat over there ok thanks for your time dear have a nice day,

I get this in an email form lad:

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Hello Dear Kathrin,

It was great chatting with you. i will like to know more about you and
your family too. Thanks for you for your time you give to me. Well
here is about me, I am honest and sincere man, I am looking for a good
understanding life partner, relationship. I think from the friendship
get to relationship and from the relationship we can become partner in
life.. So i will love to know more about you and your family. And i
want we to be honest to each other, am really happy to hear that from
you soon, what time are you going to be online again? And send me
some of your picture to me thanks. Hope to meet you them? I will like
to have your Self phone number so that i can ring you when online and
to know how you are doing too dear...

Am Mr. Jason Smith Dignan, I am a single father, I am from Sweden but
I live in Blackpool England and Working for now. I have a Son he is 12
years old and he is living with my mother in my family house in
Sweden. I am 51 years old. My wife died five years ago and some month.
My father is late as well. My mother is from London. I have been
living in England for some years now. And the mother of my son is from
England. For now i am working with the Dubai Oil Company i have been
here for about 3 moth now.

I studied in the Sweden University Stockholm as an Electrical /
Marine Engineer specializing on Naval Architecture with Ocean
Engineering, and presently working with Marathon Oil Engineering
Company as the Quality controller/Utility Manager. And Am work with
British Recycling Companies England as the Head of Electrical
Engineer Department. In the years back I have romanced in few
Engineering companies on a managerial post and finally bestowed my
carrier in this present company where I am working..... hoping to
have a marine company of my own in time to come.

My father is 73 years old before his died, and my Mother is 75 years
old now. The names of my son name is Jason and 12 years old. He is
still studying. I like going out with friends, I like reading,
cooking, beauty & fashion, concerts/theater, movies, country music,
football and cricket. Are you into relationship now, Have you been in
internet relationship? I will love to know about your past
relationship?

My dearest concerning the things I am expecting in a woman of my own
is honesty, open minded, understanding, caring and unconditional love.
A woman who will take me for who I am and not for what I am, a travel
minded person because I also like traveling, a woman who will be not
only my wife but my bosom friend and a woman who will always look into
my eyes and read my reactions as his the husband.

Feel very free to ask any question I will be happy to reply you

My warm regards to your family ....inspiring you will take perfect
care of yourself until we meet.

Yours,

Jason.

IP Address tracks back to Nigeria.

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

Header Analysis Quick Report Originating IP: 41.190.11.76 Originating ISP: Emerging Markets Telecommunication Services (emts) City: Lagos Country of Origin: Nigeria * For a complete report on this email header goto ipTRACKERonline

The Ditz doesn't understand why it went to spam...

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Dear Jason,

This went to something called spam. In Germany spam is a meat and not an email address. I am confused

Kathrin

which lad ignores:

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Hello dear you all nice to meet you here, i will be happy to have time with you and to chat, i have added you to my yahoo and i will like to have your phone number so that we can talk over there phone ok thank you for your time

half an hour later I get a blank message, and then the following message suggesting facebook:

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you can add me on your fecabook

Oh dear he DOES like golden showers! I will just feign ignornace:

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fecabook? was ist das

And that's where we are right now. Fingers crossed much hilarity will ensue

Chrys

edited for typos Embarassed

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:22 am

Yay, the Ditz!

I love how one of his first messages to you was just a copy & pasted portion of his script, which he still sent when he sent the script. Silly lad. Laughing