Steven Rocks

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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:24 am

This fellow started on July 5th on facebook.

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hello good morning.hope u are having a brigthen week .fb poke you on my wall as friend suggestion to meet.which i really like ur profile there as very much which seems to cut my attention,and wont mind there if you could give there chance to get to know you better ,and hope you are single there.cause really like you there much better which we can get to keep intouch from time to time.kindly text me on my phone and dnt call this num cause only use this for phone txt msg recieved when am on duty . i will be glad to hear back from u and keep intouch and knw each other better
615) xxx-xxxx read from u soon

Elise sends him the usual blah blah.

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hello goodmorning.i really hope you are having a brigthen day.u really seems to cut my attention since when i came across you there which as been reason i pick u up there.and which i really would like us to get to know each other better. am single as a widow and which i work as usa army and stationed in kentucky.i really would like to get to keep intouch with you there which we can talk from time to time.u can kindly send me a mail to my private email address ([email protected])which we can tlk forth and back [email protected] and txt me on phone when u do dnt call cause this jst a working phone where i stationed 615) xxx-xxxx

A few days later, he catches Elise on facebook and pm's her.

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am as well leaving to get on duty

am stationed in ft campbell

i really like to get to know you better all this quite long.which i just dont seems to get u on fb when am online

but i think if you are interested to lets get to know each other wil be good if i could have ur private email address and phone num to talk forth and bak

She gets him on email and he starts the boring cut and paste jobs.

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hello how are you doing its really so nice to hear back from you i really developed interest in you from the site which as been reason i get you in touch am not a head game person am really a simple life kind of person ,i was born and raise in fl miami,have lost my dad at tennage.am53yrs old am a kind of person that really have a big tender heart love cares to devote to the rigth woman which all this while i have been denied off.and am a kind of person dnt proclaim what i dnt feel for a woman cause i see everyone as potential and need to value each other heart .am really a kind of person that is simple i dnt drink or smoke and even with my career profession in army as been what keeps me busy and i also relocate to other country have been to iraq and Afghanistan and other places in usa have been in army for over 20yrs now and soon i think what future holds will like to retire but i will like to be happy and retire with the rigth woman which we can
both share life together and love and happy family my daugther as been what i devoted time for she school in uk and study art she as been what i devote time for and cares for her much as well cause she really mean everything to me and she also want me to be happy as well and find the rigth woman for myself cause she knows that i have a good heart and love potential to give to her. love camping boating fishing and my best meal is sea food and my favourite colour is blue am 5:8ft and i also dnt smoke or drink am easy going calm loving pleasant with sense of humour. my hair is grey and eye colour is blue am a native america from irish background .i lost my wife 1yrs ago and which i have been a widow and the 2nd relationship i tried was a hell she cheated and flirt around i have big heart loving and i think i deserved better treat by right lady.mydad and mum are passed away and i am the only son of my parent i have uncle and siblings in state.i
stationed in forth Campbell in kentucky in usa for few yrs now and which my dept is under machine gunner operator there have been alot of challenges in my career job and much fun as well in camp and also get me explore to other worlds and hope that wont affects u there ? cause i really plan to get to have some one can share life wth and see if we have mutual similarities we can bring distance together and share love i never dnt wanna go into nite stand dating reason have been a myself and some men go for that. i attended Pentecostal church and which i believed in lord jesus christ and faith as well also go to church on weekend and which i long to have a woman we can share that activities together and more some fun time and share meal together and feel compassionate cause i really mis that all this while and reason am given it a try and register on on line date and i hope u are wanting same-thing as well?
will like to tell me there whats makes u happy and sad
and also will like u the interest u want in a man?
and are u looking forward to find some one to share life wth ?
and does distance affects u there between us from now?

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good to hear back from you.i really will also like to have a kind of woman which we can both set a same interest and working things out and being a compassionate,i dnt want a nite stand reason i have been myself all this while.i attend Pentecostal,i dnt drink am a simple kind of person and believed every relationship both each other have same equal rigth .my mos is my occupation which is 31d as military police investigate.i just really will like to have someone which we can both be close.but dont think miles matters to me,i just wanna be happy with someone special of the woman of my dream.i have travel alot as my career profession as explore me to all around the state and other part of country like iraq Afghanistan now am currently stationed in kentucky.and i like the fact that you seems to a kind of person going to be submissive and share things with a man.cause am a kind of open book person.when a woman come into mylife.i sincerely get to open up with her,and dnt cheat.i jst wanna have a special kind of woman which we can both share a brighter future existence,and hold both tender future lifetime dream to holds comes true,u really have been someone that i so much really think life would be good to share on together. and gonna give heart tenders share for some one rigth dnt want mind games reason i wont like to toy with anyone i wil be sincerely open mind and given things a chance set to let things works out if you are honest there., and think there is a purpose why we both meet.i really just hope we can take communication forth and back.cause i really will like to take things up with there you and see what both future holds and being open up and sincerely there towards you.i hope to read back from you soon

Submissive? Me? Oh does he have a surprise or two waiting for him! Laughing

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Hi swann I really want u to know that the interest of feelings of me is pure natural likeness and which am picking u up.asa. Kind of woman.which I will like to continue a chance for us getting to know each other. My daugther is grown up.she is 23yrs old.and which she can decide her life.she as been what as given me a joy of life.and which as the matter of fact am really a chance for us to get more aquintance. Which I want u to know that the interest of likeness am setting there to u.istrue feeling.which I do really long to have a kind of woman who will complete me and which we can tend to share a future brigther share of us works out. I really just hope u could give the chance there and let us open up in getting to know each other. Which am wanting to move on to the next step of mylife. I like boating camping fishing for fun.and I don't like cheaters in my world.which that as been reason all of mylife have stay faitful.I
really will like u to get to stand for urself.and know that if you set given a chance between us I would convince u.and not hurt u.and which we can tend to share a happy brigther future set dream of us working out perfect in existence. I hope to know what u set in mind.which I wil like u to share more quality of urself? And ur life style and more about urself and ur dream?

He had been warned a couple of times about the form type of letters. Elise's next one was:

Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.

And on his farm he had some chicks,
E-I-E-I-O.

With a chick, chick here,
And a chick, chick there,
Here a chick, there a chick,
Everywhere a chick, chick,

Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.

2. Duck - quack
3. Turkey - gobble
4. Pig - oink, oink
5. Cow - moo, moo
6. Cat -meow, meow
7. Mule - Heehaw
8. Dog - bow wow
9. Turtle - nerp, nerp

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Hello good morning. I really wil like us to get to know each other.and whihlch am stil wanting u to share more quality details about urself? And tell me ur past date experience? And if a man proclaiming interest to u and open up if u could give the chance? And wil like to knw what ur dream is? And ur carer job? And much more of what u like and dislike as a future share? Hope u read from u soon

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