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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:33 pm |
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Inspired by the work of the sadly missed Warren Zevon, I present....
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JOKERS OF EATER
I saw a scammer with a Moneygram slip in his hand
Walking through the streets of Lagos in the rain
He was looking to find a S4fari Hotel
Hoping to get paid and end his pain
Ha-ha, Jokers of Eater…
If you find his script in your catcher box
It’s time to start the game
Mister Tom chopped a Lad’s dollar one more time
Jokers of Eater again
Ha-ha, Jokers of Eater…
He's the world’s most stupid Lad who got stuck there in Chad
Or the one who travelled all the way to Dover
You'd better stay away from him
He'll cry his eyes out, Jim
Ha! I'd like to meet his Oga
Ha-ha, Jokers of Eater
Well, I saw Shorty looking like a queer
Thanks to the Jokers of Eater
I saw Shorty looking like a Queer
Thanks to the Jokers of Eater
I saw a scammer eating humble pie at a Moneygram agency
His rage was classic
Ha-ha, Jokers of Eater again
Get trophies!
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(For the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA) |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2   x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
 x 7
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Justcold
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:35 pm |
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Beautiful. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:39 pm |
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Now we need an "Ode to the Knuckleheads". |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:07 pm |
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I was trying to match it to "the guns of Brixton" |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1116
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:19 pm |
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Bravo sir, well done!  |
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All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:56 pm |
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Awe-inspiring, Yastreb. And how very accurate!
Keep 'em coming.
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3000
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:59 pm |
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Wow, who think a lad would guess Eater?   Great work Yastreb! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:24 am |
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Just wait for The Monsignor to post the recordings from SS7... there'll be more songs. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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