Soldier Boy Larry "fulk you liers"

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Hey pretty, Am larry i just noticed your profile and i tell you it is pretty great, and even the picture made it very perfect. i bet you must have got all the men around your state crawling at your feet hehehe! sincerely i am looking for a friend, and maybe more, someone who is interested in making a relationship that will last forever. i really don't get on this site all the time cos of my job, but i check my email everyday, or rather leave me your email add so i can write to you about me and also send you some of my pics.
larry

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Thanks for your wonderful short note it nice to read from you this moment and to know more about you! To be honest with you am also new to online stuff and you are my first contact ever since so I will like to know more about you if you dont mine.I will be waiting to read more from you soon ?here is my email l@hotmail.com ....l cant wait to hear from you again
Larry

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hello...how are you doing there ?Am very happy to receive your wonderful picture ....which l cant wait to meet you in person ...have sent you a short note true your email please can you kindly check it and get back to me ....waiting for your respond

GOD WE BLESS YOU

LARRY

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How are you doing ,guess your day was great huh...mine was great cause i was off duty and i was able to chat with my son Sam all through yesterday,we had a great and interesting conversation ...hmmm l really do appreciate your response and thanks for given me your personal email address you got a great and lovely profile make it more beautiful that was why l contacted you ?please can you tell me more about yourself, if there's any thing you will like to know about me never hesitate to ask. It was a friend of mine who introduce online stuff to me and I also want to meet someone nice and honest and humble. I'm like your interests and yes! i think we do have somethings in common, i am 50 year of age widowed with a son 11 years old ..grew up on a farm and have often thought of going into farming but circumstances led me into the US Army, Presently in Afghanistan on a military mission ... I guess we will have to discuss more on how we are going to meet in person when we get to know more about each other...what are you doing for living ?

I have been in the US Army for 25 years am on special duty here in Afghan. I have traveled to so many countries for adventures and Officially. So tell me are you a traveler too? and if yes, where have you traveled to? I'm a man who is honest and expect the same in return. I would like to spend time with a special person enjoying each others company as friends first... getting to know each other. I like going out to dinner and a movie or a weekend gateway. I'm comfortable in jeans but love to dress up too. I'm spontaneous.. life doesn't have to be planned. I believe that it is not what you do but who you do it with that makes life more enjoyable. I love rainy days especially with the right person to share it with I like to listen to music and I love to dance. I take care of myself and have a healthy lifestyle. Family and friends are important to me. I'm easy going and easy to talk to. I'm also a good listener.

I am looking for someone who is ready in developing a serious relationship. You don’t have to be rich, but we have to attract and love each other. In my mind, a good relationship based on mutual understanding, open communication, and same life goal. I am looking for a person who is honor,humorous, friendly, responsible, thoughtful, honest, trustful, caring, loving and God fearing person and know how to take care man for a long term relationship or even marriage.

I am generally very healthy and have often been gauged much younger than I am, which is great. I must be doing something right. By God's grace I can say that I have no serious problems at all, and if there are any, they are due to my own weaknesses. I am still a baby Adventist and try to follow the lifestyle as closely as possible, especially the dietary requirements because it is in harmony with the rest of my mindset and preference. I really enjoy Sabbath, because we consciously adhere to it, and going upstream to the rest of the world. They are missing something, which we have, I will like to stop here cos I need to prepare myself for the next patrol and to see a friend who was shot yesterday during the patrol. I will be waiting to read from you later.

Larry

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Thank you for the compliment on my profile, I found yours to be lacking information but I guess your email has cleared up my few questions. Well I never knew anyone who is in the army and I'm not sure how to feel about that. I know you guys protect people but you also kill people so I have mixed emotions about that. Afghanistan is so far away and how on earth would we ever meet? You sound like a lifer and 25 years is a long time. Well I travel sometimes but no where that far! I went to Canada once but couldn't understand what anyone was saying. I also went to the UK many years ago. I would like to travel again but don't really know where to go for a good vacation. I work as a vet tech for a living.

I like that you are an honest man and I am an honest woman. I also am interested in finding someone who is intersted in a long term relationship.

I'm unfamiliar with Adventist but would enjoy learning all about it. I am very respectful of other people's religions. I am Christian. I see you just sent me another email so I'll finish this one and reply to your next one.

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thank for your wonderful mail ok....l we reply you when am back from patrol ok....have a wonderful day

GOD WE BLESS YOU

ALWAYS CARE

LARRY

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Please be careful on petrol.
I hope you come back soon.

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have you ever meet anyone online before ?

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I have met a few people but they were crazy, I never met them in person thank God.
How about you?

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am new to online dating ?this my first time online ok

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Oh be careful, there are perverts asking for sex online. It's real bad and they say terrible things.
And they all do this webcam stuff. I don't have a webcam thank God because I don't want to see any of that mastrubatring nonsence.
It's a terrible thing.

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Thank you very much for telling me more about yourself.. just got back into the base few mins ago,had to rushed down here to see if you had replied back..thanks alot for your wonderful and interesting mail...... i believe in a relationship happy home matters alot right?here is more about me, i am an easy going,honest,caring and hard working man like i told you earlier. I am looking for right woman no matter the country or region she might come from, like a colleague of mine use to say '' One can find love anywhere in th world'' and i wont mind so far as she is caring,loving,honest and have good sense of humor and that will accept my 11 years old son whose name in SAM, because SAM made me to keep the dating scene a try that he needs someone to call mother again since the death of my late wife 5 years ago. I know he misses his mama very much so that is why i consider his suggestion and look forward to meet the right and beautiful woman who is ready to accept me and my son but the moment i set my eyes on your beautiful profile picture i was captivated and that was what prompt me to drop you a message...I love traveling but i just think that when i gain my retirement i have to concentrate on my life and set up a very good family that is why i am on online to meet the right woman from any part of the world because i won't mind to relocate to any state once i found happiness for myself and my son with the right woman. i think we do have somethings in common..I have been in the US Army for 25 years am on special duty here in Afghan...do you own your house or rent ?can you send me some of your picture ?

I own one house in my country U.S, i am planning to set up an business oil and gas Of when i gain my retirements, in my spare time i love to read, go swimming,listening to world news and if my son is back from school then we will be indoor playing computer games. Where i spend my nicest time is go swimming with the right woman but as i am alone with my son.. my nicest place to spend time is .. My favorite food is Sandwiches and vegetarians, i love to dance but do not know that very much but i guess you can teach me more when we get to meet soon when my Official leave is being approved..I have never cheated on any woman before or hit any woman before and my bad habit is that when i am having some argument with anyone i just walk away from the person because i won't want a situation where by i will get too upset,I hate lairs, cheaters and someone who is not caring,I love kids so much. !!! i really want us to keep this communication between us going on here so that we can get along with each other till we have the chance to meet in person because i had love to get to know you more and more and pray things work fine between us.Just keep me in your prayers always.life doesn't have to be planned. I believe that it is not what you do but who you do it with that makes life more enjoyable. I love rainy days especially with the right person to share it with,?I like to listen to music and I love to dance. I take care of myself and have a healthy lifestyle. Family and friends are important to me. I'm also a good listener..

So will you tell me what you like and dislike in a man, what's your ideal match and the qualities you ever wanted in your relationship, can you tell me something about your last relationship and what leads to its collapses? will you accept a son? We meet and things are going great, are you thinking you’re getting lucky that night, or are you thinking this is nice? Are you handy around the house or do you have to hire someone?How do you take your coffee? Hope i am still not asking too much questions?l do read Bible when l fine thing so difficult then l take my Bible as my companion..I will like to stop here cos I need to prepare my self for the next patrol. I will be waiting to read from you later.

Larry

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Thanks for writing back so soon. I am happy you are back at home base. Yes, relationship happy home matters alot. I see we are opposites. I'm not too easy going or hard working but I am HONEST and that's important. Your colleague is smart to say "one can find love anywhere in th world" and it is so true. I don't see why anyone would have a problem accepting your 11 years old son SAM because everyone wants a ready made family and yours is perfect. SAM sounds real good and older than his 11 years old as he understands dating and wants you to find a woman. I'm happy you found my profile picture. Yes I own my house. Yes I can send you more of my picture.

It is good that you own one house because owning several is real time consuming. I have a spare and I rent it out but the darn thing always needs some kind of repair work. It's draining sometimes especially during hurricane and tornado season. Thank goodness for FECAL insurance! What a lifesaver that has been.

I like Sangwiches too. I once tried a vegetarian but didn't like it so I'm a meat eater LOL. I am not fond of swimming or the news. I also don't like computer games. I used to like dancing but do my bunions make it impossible to do that anymore. They pretty much have a life of their own and just want foot soaks and foot massages.

I'm glad you aren't a cheater or a wife beater because those are bad things. It's good to walk away from a fight unless the other person has a knife and that is bad.

Things I dislike in men...hmm...I guess hepatitis A B and C. Those are bad. Also herpes. Yes I can accept a son. No you aren't asking me too many questions. So you are a bible thumper? Which bible do you read? What is your favorite part? I haven't read it as I'm currently reading some book by Kevin somebody. It has a green cover.
I hope you write soon.

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I Just thought i should quickly write this and I hope my message delivers to you and if not , pls write me and let me know..what a new day in paradise at the Base, the sky is so beautiful tonight,it feel so good to have read from you ..hmm so nice to read your lovely reply .. i've to admit that i'm just finding a way to express my thought and how i felt to have write you in the first place and i want to create something unique for a friendship after reading your mail... i admire the simple things in life,hanging out,traveling, enjoy outdoor activities,camping, sport and a whole lots of thing...I sincerely appreciate the kind of woman you are

,I'm praying things should work out good between us, l promise to make you happy again and put smile on your pretty face,believe me you deserve all the happiness in this world..l have to tell you at the moment, im down to earth fun guy who is positive thinker..hmm i love putting smile on peoples face..to me family is so important and am looking forward in building a Godly home with you , feeling safe and loved and knowing that no matter what I will always be there for you.

I was able to chat with Sam few days,i told him about you,he was so much happy for me and he promise to keep you in prayer and do hope things goes fine with you and i...hope am not too rushing about it huh?I also like to take coffee most especially in the morning but I like to take it out milk most of the time.We got lot of things in common ? i will never cheat or lie for you...Your happiness means alot to me i know there re many miles between us i can assure you that we can both work things out for good

Though, i've face some challenges in my marital life and i want to settle for the best, to me what has happened is past and i'm looking forward to a great thing in the future,i believe that,If some things are better left unsaid, then maybe they too are better left undone It seems to me , you're a very busy lady with a loving character and i won't have a problem to know more about you if there is a true understanding and communication..My life is based on the truth and honesty of self personality...i would really like to get to know a lot about you and learn somethings with you cause you seem to be kind of ready in getting to know my kind of person and hopefully we can meet in person if the future would permit. With time, we will get to know each others feelings, motives and intentions towards each other and it will help us grow knowing each other and trusting each other

do you know that communication plays an important role also, I was introduced to the metrodate.com by a very close colleague of mine that met his own wife there, and i believed this metrodate.com had helped me to find a special someone like you. Life they say cant be rosy all the time but a true friend, one should always wished even though you cant get them all the time..hmm Sometime when i write i hope I'm saying all the right things and that i don't say anything that will scare you away.I am a man who is all about family and that is one of the most important things in my life.

I'm always honest with people. I would like to know everything about you?Well i need to ask you a question,Are you really seeking for the right partner? I mean are you wanting to spend your lifetime with someone special and honest,Because that's what i'm seeking for,Someone to love me and someone to share my lifetime with,Well I'm hoping to see the best in you about being loved again,Because I've been hurt so many times and now i want to make the right selection,I believe love isn't about finding the right partner,but creating a right relationship,It's not how much love you have in the Beginning but how much love you build till the End.

People who go around playing games with others never ever get far in life because God never sleeps. Time always catches up with them. i have seen it quite a lot not necessarily on my part but with people around me. (1) the person is abusive, (2) is a liar and a cheater and (3) the person does not know how to communicate. Please don't get me wrong. People can change if they want to so under the circumstance that the person is willing to change then i am willing to give him a chance. i am very patient and it takes me a while to give up on someone...Hmm am feeling sleepy already,hope you aint tired reading this long mail,everything had written comes out of my mind..until then do take care of yourself GOD WE BLESS YOU

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Soldier Larry

I enjoyed your email so much. I admire simple things too. Like finger nail clippers. Can you imagine what life was like before someone invented those?
I don't like people who bite their nails. It is a very low class thing to do.

You are right, I do deserve all the happiness in the world. And I am gonna get it. The reason I did not write for so long is I decided to spend a little of my hard earned
money and went on a small trip. I went skydiving. And broke both ankles. They hurt alot but the pain medicine takes care of some of it. I'm just so happy that
healthcare is free here in the US. I can't imagine how expensive that hospital visit was but since Uncle Obama is paying the bill, I don't care LOL.

Perhaps this is God's way of having me know you more better and SAM. Do you believe in destiny?

Well you don't have to worry about scaring me away, everything you say is PERFECT.
Your question: Are you really seeking for the right partner?
My anwer: Yes, last time I picked the left partner and it was wrong choice.

You are right God never sleeps but he does rest and so do I. Now I do play games like cards and sometimes twister but
if your religion forbids games then we shouldn't play cards together.

Regarding these:

(1) the person is abusive, (2) is a liar and a cheater and (3) the person does not know how to communicate
My answer:
(1) that's bad , (2) bad again and (C) well that isn't their fault and you shouldn't judge people for being stupid.
You read the bible yes?

God we bless you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello ,
How are you doing today?how is your day going?i hope you are doing well. I appreciate you getting back to me.. I do appreciate good communication.I have served in,Sudan have been in afghan for the past four month ago but in the next 6 month l will be back to USA .. Hmm am a kind hearted man,am also a man of my word..back then while i was still a kid i also abide by the rules and regulations of my late parents..i have the fear of God..just that i was so sad for many years cause i couldn't get over the death of my late wife . ?you know how sad it is..it was all like a dream not until when Sam turned 11 yrs of age...though i have met some ladies but it seems like they re looking for someone to hurt and play games with.just got back into the base with my team the patrol was so hectic two of our men were badly injured but right now they re under medical care...what a bright new day in the base ,im really doing good here in the base and i cant just stop thinking of you ..i have a surprise for you!!! do you believe i have printed your pix out and i put it in my wallet so that i can be taking a look at it whenever things seem difficult and when im depressed in base here,to be sincere i have to tell you really make my day so wonderful, ever since when i have met you, my life is full and complete of hope,yes it is kinda hard here in base but i have the believe that we can easily arrange on how to meet..military slogan does not give a room to tell the loving one and folks how things is being hard while we are still in base but all what i need from you is your support and prayer...yes it seem we have many things in common and way of life, destiny is what i strongly believe in..you are right with your life philosophy and your believes...life has taught me alot it was this relief that felt in me when i met you..life is so beautiful..it is hard to be alone,now i have come to another phase in life, we both need to move on in relationship and see what future might hold for us..yes we both deserve for happiness with the rest of our life and i will love to make you the most happiest woman on earth.well concerning my duration in service, this is my last deployment and im planning to settle for good, it does not matter where i live in the world but love and affection matter to me alot...i will have to stop for here but never will i stop thinking of you...i need to visit refugee camp with colleagues..... l cant wait to read from you again
hugs and kisses
Larry

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Thank you for the photos, you look very verklempt and it is nice. It makes me happy you print my photos for you to gaze upon.
Well I am glad you will soon be back to USA. How is Sam coping with having a full time father now? I suppose he will be happy.
Tell me what happened to the men needing medical care, it is sad really. Do they have the clap? They need to be careful.
What exactly do you do there? I'm sure you have a lot of parade everyday so that should keep you from getting shot and sick.
I miss you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello

how are you my adorable woman i appreciate your response alot.how does the weather looks like today? everyone is doing wonderful alright over here..what re you wearing at work?what re you having for breakfast and lunch.hmm so tell me how did you spend your day? I was so impressed with your mail . and l will like to draw my attention on this message ? because l really like your interests in the mail, and am very impressed with your message which l like to be more than a friendship to you. ? because to say the truth l will like to make friendship with you, we have to take things slow and steady, because since my wife died , i have never give out my love.. my son persuaded me to give a date after the late of his mother.. and l think i don't have no choice than to do what he wants, and like a friend of mine us to say, '' If you don't forget about the past, you can never open your heart to love again.. do you agree? am a free person which l will like to have same in return as well , but i just think there is time for everything.. so i have my little time to get to the computer and share life on net.. though l may be new on net, but i think with you and your beautiful letters makes the world excited to me...?l have been in widowed for the past view year ago ? till l read from you again OK please try and comply with me .l really missing my son so much i do get to speak with him on phone and chat with him on messenger as well,my son is staying with a nanny back in state...darling l cant really wait to meet you in person and show you how care l Am ...l really miss you alot ok...darling l just back from patrol right now.... l do think about you every day
.. i will have to run now cuz i have a meeting to attend and will be back to see if you are send me a mail ok ?
god will bless you
Larry

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I was vey happy to ead you eply.
My one key on the laptop is missing.
it comes afte q and befoe s
but on the keyboad it is between the e and t
so messages will look funny until I get it fixed.

Well the weathe looks teific today so that is good.
How is the weathe whee you ae?

egading beakfast and lunch, hmm, will you make me count caloies?
I hope not!
I ate bacon and eggs and toast and fench toast and some pancakes fo beakfast
Lunch was small though. I only ate fied abbit with some wocheste sauce.
It was delish!

I hope you meeting went well.
Be caeful! I can't have you getting hut o mudeed!

Miss you!

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:40 am

Keep that up and I'll get my Tourette's Keyboard out of Storage!

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:46 am

I love it!

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how are you doing.. how was your day guess you re already you are still in working place huh..what are you doing at the moment ?what are you having for breakfast?wow thanks alot for the beautiful reply ...you are getting more prettier every passing day,i really can't wait to meet you in person...hmm everyone is doing great down here,ve told Sam alot about you and i even sent him one of your picture he was so much happy about it,he said Daddy you know i want the best for you this woman is so beautiful and l want her to be my mom...I felt so blessed after chatting with him i now went to bed with smile on my face...,let me tell you baby you re such a kind hearted and loving woman,I appreciate everything about you ..if things work out fine between us i promise to show you love and guild you no matter what...We got lot of things in common..i will never cheat or lie for you...Your happiness means alot to me i know there re many miles between us i can assure you that we can both work things out for good..I want you to always dress good to work lol...hmm i only want us to be communicating through phone cause i guess that will make us be more closer,would like us to talk on phone before you leave for work in the morning and when you get back home at night..there re lot of things i would want us to discuss through phone.,am willing and hoping to God to meet you real soon if things works out good between us..until then do take care of yourself and stay away from trouble always remember that someone out here cares about you.. ...your mail really touch me infact l cant wait to hold you be with you ok

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Well I got my r key replaced since I didn't want anyone pulling out the tourettes keyboard LOL and I guess you do want to count calories so I
decided to have a cheeseburger pizza for breakfast. It is really a heartattack in a cardboard box but it is sooo good. I wonder if you are a boxer or
briefs kind of guy? Or maybe commando? I am not washing skid marks from anyone's underwear so I hope you are a commando man.
I'm happy Sam knows about me and he will also learn to go commando because if you need me to be taking care of him, he'll need to make my wash load
easy so does he know how to do laundry? Well he'll learn. Don't worry about me dressing good for work, they don't care if I wear a burlap sack, as long as I show
up they are happy. You are right, we do have a lot in common. And I will never lie to you either. My happiness means a lot to me too. Maybe one day we can
discuss things on phone but remember, I'm a firm believer in no phone sex before marriage. Ok.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:32 pm

Awwww but I like Tourette's keyboard.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Tourettes Keyboard hurts my head!

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Wow all your questions are wondeful and interesting..... Well I do have busy days some times but it depends on my scheduel and we do have free times by then we can go around and have some funs but is not possible for us to go in side the main town because of the enemies but there's a limit for our movement and very other things we do here! Yes I do talk to my colleagues here and we do things together during our free time and we also eat what ever we wanted we have people that do that for us..... Yes they are very bold and wicked! Lol why did you asked if I do sing in the shower, that sound fun..... Yes I do that some times but not always it depends on the mood I found myself. Yes we do have mobile shower here! We dont have boys night out in the town that is very risky! I think I have answered all your questions....l cant wait to hear from you again

ALWAY CARE

GOD WE BLESS YOU

LARRY

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My Larry,
You make war sound like so much fun!
I'm glad you get to do normal things. Well I do sing in the shower.
Real loud. You'll get used to it. My dogs did, although they still howl every now and then LOL
Well I'm glad you don't have boys night out because the drunken prostitutes will try to infect boys and take their money.
They need to be avoided.
I must go to work. I'll check back tonight to email you more stuff!
Miss you

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Tourettes keyboard hurts my head too, can't imagine what it looks like to non-native English reader...

Very Happy

I may have to build one of my own, physically remove a key or two from a scrap keyboard...maybe even a,e,i,o and u...no way I could type that without a physical reminder, I've been on a puter WAY too long to untrain the my two typing fingers.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:31 pm

OMG I am cracking up - I have an unpublished bait & just asked my lad boxers or briefs too. I'm trying to train him to say "tidy whities", but then asked if he's worn a banana sling. He's waiting on a bank transfer, so he'll agree to anything. I love it when they are in this very compliant stage...

Awesome bait, Ginger Lee! You are the BEST Laughing

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Kitty...don't forget "Comando" Very Happy

Banana Hammock?

Tidy Whitey=Tighty Whitey= Y-fronts="did your mother dress you this morning?"

and of course, my personal fav....the leather jock strap.

Tidy whities are also great for skid marks, just sayin' Shocked

What does he use to get them out? Will you need to hand scrub his undies or does he have some trick for cleaning?

I am a bit envious of Ginger's bait here...I see huge blocks of text like that and my eyes just glaze over. What's origin on the IPs? Lad or Vlad?

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:29 pm

@BS57, whatever you do, do NOT google "Alter Lateral Flash Thong." Not without eye bleach.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:30 pm

^^^^
Lad. Sadly, vlads almost never scam as males. If I ever find one, I'll bring him here ASAP.

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@BS57-have a wack at the lad if you wish, his email addy is here:
http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=87305

I can't get his IP but his writing is West African, I'll guess Nigeria.
I very rarely bait vlads.

@Kitty-you know when someone says "don't do (fill in the blank)"?
I can't help but DO IT.
Thanks...

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I tried a few vlads (all female), MIND NUMBING long rambling cut and paste emails.

I have to admit I like the west Africa variety better as well, I understand more about their views about sexuality, I find it FAR easier to push their buttons, vlads don't have a problem going dark goth, makes them more difficult to control.

And now I SO need to look up "Alter Lateral Flash Thong." thanks for that Very Happy

Thanks for the link, I'll see if can pick him up, I'll be gentle, promise Very Happy

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^'Larry' won't know what hit him, have fun!

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hello my love

how are you doing there today ?Am very happy to read your wonderful respond at this moment which l cant wait to meet you in person and show you how care l am ok?how is the weather like over there l hope it not treating you bad ?what your dog name ?how is your job hope are you enjoying ...hope is not too stressful guess you are enjoying it ...please can you tell me more about your job ?
ALWAY CARE
GOD WE BLESS
LARRY

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Hello my soldier Larry,
I am good over here today how are you over there today?
You'll love me in person! I'm mostly normal with a touch of crazy but you'll get used to it.
The weather is mostly sunny with some clouds. My dogs are called Phucface and Pizzer.
They are confused since they got their balls clipped off. I can't have them humping the next door neighbor's dog anymore or she'll get real mad.
Do you think dogs go gay when they can't hump female dogs? I worry about that.
Well the job is fantastic. I've pretty much sat on my ass and read magazines all day. I can't believe I get paid to do nothing today.
Maybe later I'll shop online LOL.
How goes the war? Any assinations?
Miss you!

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thank for your lovely reply ok back to your point concerning my day ?my day is full of thinking about you which l cant really wait to meet you in person ?yes l do love you ?yes l will love you in person
I believe that in this short space of time that we have in this world we should lives for God and treat each other fairly...hmm also know for a fact that from the day we were born God knows exactly how our lives would turn out. He knew the mistakes that we were going to make... he knew the people we were going to have coming in our lives. The ones who will hurt us and the ones who will encourage us and the one who we will spend the rest of our lives with. Only he knows it all that's why i am relying so much on Him to put the right person in my life. If it turns out to be you , believe me you will never regret it. Grant you, i am not perfect but I will with all my being make you very happy.

Sometime when i write i hope I'm saying all the right things and that i don't say anything that will scare you away.I am a man who is all about family and that is one of the most important things in my life. I have feeling though i can not share everything with my kids especially about my love life. I want someone i can call her at work and see how her day is going, i want to meet her at the door when she comes home from a hard days work and pamper her with kisses and hug and hold her in my arms. all my life i wanted the perfect family.

After the kids are settled down for the night it's all about me and you cuddling kissing hugging holding hands laying together watching a good movie until we fall asleep in each others arms. expressing ourselves to each other and whatever else happens

I always tell myself that the right one will come and

God will let me know so i was not really fussy. i am lonely but very patient. i have waited all these years and I know that the good Lord will never let me down. i am not looking for Ms. Perfect. i am looking for a woman who loves God, a woman who loves me unconditionally. Someone we can build a life together. Someone who will always be there for me and i for her.

I'm Adventurous, and Romantic individual that enjoys working out, music, movies, dining out, (occasionally) and spontaneous travel. Join me in the Garden and have a glass of wine while I clean up and we'll share deep stimulating conversation. Further exploring the mental chemistry between us.

A relationship that ends up where it's supposed to is what I seek. If that's a serious relationship, good friends or great lovers, I am prepared for the next encounter life has to offer me.

I really need a woman that I can have trust on with no question and who can trust me the same. A woman whose loves me for my heart and soul. We would be like two vases of water poured into one larger more beautiful vase, in which we would be one. Holding each other, breathing each other, tasting each other as we watch the sun rise and set in each others arms. Laughing, crying, singing, praying, playing, working together to make life fun and safe for each other...darling l cant wait to hear from you again

ALWAY CARE

GOD WE BLESS YOU

LARRY

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I am glad about your day, mine was spent thinking too. It's like we are soo connected!
I don't recall asking you those specific questions but that's ok. I LOVE to think!
Yes I do.
I do have a little trouble with all the God talk but I'll train you soon enough as to how I like things.
How is SAM? I hope he is doing his household chores so he can be ready to live here. And he will. I've decided it.
Don't worry about scaring me away. I will be writing to you forever. And that is a promise!
I don't usually promise people things but I can safely say I WILL KEEP MY PROMISE!
Well regarding wanting a perfect family...I'm sure you can find it in your heart to accept me as slightly imperfect? Yes. You will. You'll understand more better when we finally do the nasty.
Well regarding patient, I am patient too. And I can have a lot of patients.
yes, I can.
Well I'm not Adventurous anymore since those pesky bones do break LOL.
I'm not real sure about Romance either. Unless you can sing some Johnny Cash. I will say, that man can melt the panties off any woman. Did I really just type that?
Somedays I wonder about my thoughts and think they aren't at all normal. But you're just FINE with me aren't you? yes, you are.
How are your feelings about women who drink on the regular?
Miss you my solider Larry!
GOD BLESS US EVERYONE
I really miss the snow and Christmas. Do you?

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Damn Larry ain't picky is he?

I been doing jaeger bombs all night so yeah, I'll "read" his ramble shit um...later... but yeah, simple email and I pick the boy up.

GIMGER any agendaa or path you want to follow wiht Larry? Or just a genral "please abuse me" kinda lad? I can do abuse Very Happy

: I'w t olike sober up and shit first, that could be late as monday or so....

I'm yer wing bait on Larry....meanwhile I heard ther another beer in the frigde...BRB...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Enjoy your weekend (you already are I see).

Perhaps we can time the money requests a week or two apart so we can do maximum damage.

I didn't feel like baiting him this weekend so I went with an eye injury.

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How are you doing over there? Hope you are doing great? It nice to read such a wonderful mail from you after a stressful days...... Am very sorry for the late response I have been on patrol for days which have really kept me so busy that I dont even have time for myself..... Why did you spend your day thinking? Is there any thing bordering your mind? I believe problems should be shared together that is when we can have a strong and good relationship! Problems shared are problems solved! Because am always worried when my partner is unhappy. I want a woman who has the ability to communicate and share her heart and mind. I want to share my life with someone, not only as a playmate. One who is ready to make a commitment if the relationship grows. I am passionate and I need a passionate woman to be my partner. Why did you have problem with the God talk? Is there any thing bad in that? because I believe that he's the only one who can do everything for us and he's the master key that open all doors! I so much believe in him because he as been by strenght ever since I lost my parent and spouse because no one to share my thought with and that was the main reason why Sam said is right time for me to look for a woman who I can spend the rest of my life with. Sam is doing fine he do ask after you each other we talk on the phone I guess he cant even wait to meet you! More so he will be happy to hear that he can live with you there. I know you will definately like him when you meet him. Wow I will be the most happiest man on earth if you can fulfill all your promsies and I also promised never not to let you down no matter what.

Murisee, that is why I wanted to know almost everything about you because that is the only way we can have a strong relationship! You are such a funny person how could you say's that you are no more Adventurous? I dont think that your bones could stop you from all that! Is just a matter of choice and nature..... Well if that will make you happy though am not a good singer but I will try! Well I dont think I can have problem with a woman who drink regular all I want from her is to drink responsibly. I also want a woman who knows the importance to talk with each other and not to each other. She must be able to talk about her dreams and desires, And also tell her spouse when he does or says something she does not approve of. ..l cant wait to hear from you again

ALWAY CARE

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where are you

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I am so sorry
i have torn my cornea
the right eye has an eyepatch from the doctor
i have a real hard time reading
i miss you

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ohhhhhhhhhh my god ?darling hope is not affect you much ? l really miss you

ALWAY CARE

LARRY

I'll email him on Monday.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 12 May 2011 Posts: 141

I took a couple days off too, sent him a short message today just to keep it active...I want to seem him some very long emails, but who wants to write all that crap? I'll look around see what I can cut and paste together.

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^You don't need to format anything, a short message will prompt them to the next part of their format in the beginning of the bait unless you force them off script.

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oh i miss you too!
i am someetimes clutzy and did end up having a small injury to my eye
but the patch should come off in a week
i really miss you!

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hello my love

how are you doing there today ?hope everything is going on fine smoothly over there ?Am very sorry for the late respond ok ?l was very worried about you and your health ...how is your health generally over there and your eye hope is ok for now ...darling l really miss you alot which l cant wait to meet you in person ?From the very first moment I saw you I knew that we were destined to be together. It has been so long since a woman has captured my attention so fully or made my heart beat the way it did that cool day in my life..Thank you for the comfortable conversations and for asking me to be yours. Most importantly, thank you for sharing your love and wanting to make me your husband. No matter how slowly or at what distance our courtship developes, I know standing before God and our future family, vowing to be your partner for life, was the easiest decision I could have ever made...Each day that passes makes our love for each other grow stronger. Although I know it�s hard for us to be apart, I know there is nothing that can keep us apart forever. Our desires will continue to stretch across any distance, over every mountain and ocean between us. Nothing can stand between us, and nothing will stop me from meeting you.

You are my future and nothing can ever keep us from our destiny. I miss you more every day. I am here with open arms where you will some day finally arrive... right where you belong.

Love Always,

Larry

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I wish I didn't have to miss you. If only you could be with me always. I know I could never be any happier. But then again, I know that the day will come when I will be able to spend my every waking moment with you. I even miss you when I am sleeping!

I love you, babe. You are my first and my only love, and I thank you for be so kind with my heart. Hopefully, soon I won't have to hate missing you.

Love Always,

Larry

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Hi, Baby Bear. You're always lighting up my heart with the things you do and say. I feel so happy just being with you this way. You're my baby, and will forever be my baby. You will always be the love of my life, and please never give up, always have faith in yourself and you will gain the greatest gift of all, the gift of hope and love you righteously deserve. Every time I think of you my heart misses a beat. You're my theme or a dream! Every moment we share together we grow closer.

I'm simply hanging by a moment, waiting to see you in life so you can hold me so tight that all else fades, I thought after you left you would fade away from my mind, but still, everyday I wake up dreaming of our time together. I will never forget you. I hope you still think of me too.

I love you with all that I am, all that I was and all that I will ever be. Please know that my love and I are inseparable and I would want it no other way and if time could express my love for you then it's forever and a day. I can't wait to be with you, see your smile, look in your eyes, feel your sweet touch, hear your perfect words and kiss your perfect lips. The way I feel about you some people call crazy, some call it insane, but I call it true love. I really love you.

Love always,

Your Larry

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Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot nine days old.
I normally don't eat breakfast and mostly it is due to this silly rhyme.
I was raised by midgets who were 2 dimensional. They lived in the tv.
I also have problems with sharks teeth. It's a medical term.
They grow in rows. The flowers grew outside in the garden.
The petals dropped onto the ground, the ants came but the skunk eventually
arrived and there is a pungnent odor that lay on my senses as though
it will never leave.

It is all I can smell and taste.

I miss you.

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GOOD MORNING MY LOVE

Hello ...how are you doing there today ?
hope everything is going on fine with you there ..darling how is your night hope it was fine and full of dream ...
thank for your wonderful message ok..Am very happy to read your lovely message today ...
darling l really miss you alot which l cant wait to hold you tight

ALWAY CARE

l miss you

LARRY

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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You are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey

I sure do miss!

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darling thank for your lovely mail again l really appreciate you alot in fact l cant wait to hear your sweet voice on phone ....please can you do this for me because l really want to hear your voice on phone ?if you dont mind l can send you military email ok...so that you can mail them for phone issue? that you want to hear your husband voice on phone ....please get back to me

ALWAYS CARE

I MISS YOU

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Sweetie, you want to call me?
Sure!
I can't wait to hear you!
Miss you!

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darling before l can call you .....you we need to send a mail to militarytelecom ok....if you dont mind l can send you there email

larry

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I don't understand.

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before you can get connected with me on phone you we need to send a mail to militarytelecom ok ...if you dont mind l can send you there email address

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Oh ok.

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