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Hey beautiful lady is my pleasure to meet you. I hope all is well with you and your day? My name is Lieutenant General Ken Wood a UN soldier in Syria, I like you and I'll be happy to meet you. I am a loving, honest and caring man with a good sense of honor. I love movies, reading novels, listening to music, dancing to the beat, cooking. Dear I am looking for a real intimate and meaningful relationship, and I think you're the one who has sought since. I'm not always on site, but I'll be happy if we can write each other or send me your e-mail so I can contact you, my dear. Hope to hear from you soon.
Ken Wood

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Well It's good to meet you too!
I like music and reading too. Sometimes I like the BeeGee's 'how deep is your love'. I really like that song. Well I hope you are back online because sometimes I'm nervous about handing out my email address since we just met but if you give me yours I guess it's ok.

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Thanks for your warm reply and i am looking forward to hear from you soon .com . Best wishes

Quick to email since Metrodate deletes scammers immediately (and their messages)

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How are you doing, thanks for your warm reply i have appreciated so much. Well Syria here is like hell but just always praying to God to protect me . And i hope as my good friend you will not relent in your prayers for me to be safe here in this hell called Syria. I hope you doing good? Here is a little about me. Lt-gen Ken Wood i'm 54 years old, with only one child in the state. Although married but lost my wife in a car accident that I came from a bad relationship 6 years ago. I caught my ex girlfriend had sex with my best friend..

I decided to try the world of online dating, this might work for me. I am fairly new to the world of online dating, here's a little about me ... I was born in the city of Syracuse, New York City, but I grew up in Liverpool, UK. I graduated from the University of Liverpool, which specialize in engineering, and is now a military officer of the United Nations in maintaining peace in Syria.

i'm the only one I like camping, hiking, biking, walking, swimming, running, I am passionate and loving. I love snuggling and watching a movie with someone special. I love making people laugh and share my feelings with them. I'm looking for land girl knows what she wants in life ... people who are not afraid to try new things and always have each other for one simple truth reliable and worthy of trust. care, love, understanding, intelligent, respectful, responsible, and women with a good sense of humor is what I ordered. My best color is blue. Favorite food: Cheese, Pizza, Fast food, ice cream, etc. I hope help to know a little about me. I think women should be treated with respect and as an equal partner in the relationship. But everything seems to find are those who do not know how to respond or not to trust him. I feel like u should treat people with respect and like a person who is not a piece of meat or something. I am the type of person who wants somebody to feel wanted not just as trophy.II love both and I love to cuddle, I like to show somebody how I feel not just telling them. I love being around someone either in bed, on the couch or wherever. Yes, I am looking for something long term. But I know that time and effort to build a strong relationship you need. I've been alone for 6 years I think because I was afraid of suffering, pain and other games that got out of a bad relationship for 6 years. I want people to like me for me not something or someone I'm not. I think that was my dream to be happy and have a family .. My ultimate goal and what I think will make me happy to have a woman beside me, who loves me and adore. me too, so I can spend. The rest of our lives together happily.

I think it is the dream of people and a special thing in me is never in the past or not, I intend to intentionally hurt someone by cheating, mistreating or abusing them. According to my question. for you, what are some of your goals, dreams and hopes? If there is something you want to say. But if you think you might be rambling or do not care, good for me is important, right? I look forward to hearing from you soon with your photos too. Take care with best wishes

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I am fine thank you for writing. Syria must be close to hell since it feels like it but sometimes New Jersey feels like hell too especially during shark week. I understand how you must feel catching your ex girlfriend having sex with your best friend. My husband had sex with his best friend and it was especially painful since they are both males and I had no idea of his gayness. Talk about a shock. Well after that I suspected every man I met was a gay homosexual and just decided to never give my heart away. So I decided to try to date women but it wasn't sexually satisfying to me since there seemed to be a member missing. I guess I've been alone long enough and hell, if my heart survived my ex damaging me then I guess it can handle anything. Except a failed triple bypass but it didn't fail so I'm alive but for the grace of Buddah.

Anyway I've never been to Liverpool but I was once at Gatwick for ages and if it wasn't for Harrods I would have strangled someone. I was stuck with an especially smelly passenger who kept chanting we are all gonna die we are all gonna die and finally some security people hauled him off for a beating I assume. I wonder what the TSA is thinking when they use that funny cloth to swipe the bottom of shoes for the bomb test. I mean the amount of money put into that is probably such a waste since all they have to do is rip the sole out and check the shoe. Or even xray the thing. What really gets on my nerves is that whole liquid thing. I threw out so much lotion, makeup, hand sanitizer because of that. I really hate terrorists. They have really fucked with travel.

Anyway I hate camping, hiking, biking, walking, swimming and running. I like sitting on the couch with the remote control handy. I'm afraid to try new things and I have no sense of humor. I hate blue. I like red. I'm lactose intolerant so I can't eat ice cream and I would like it if you didn't mention it. My goals are to be able to retire and to have my ex husband continue to pay alimony. He suddenly stopped due to death. My dreams are scary sometimes. Do you have nightmares? I do.

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I hope you are happy? Thank you very much for your kind message, my dear, I must say that I am so happy that i have found you because I was looking for someone like you many years.

How many years have you been on this internet dating? What men you met in the online dating before I met you? What is your dream man? What do you think about this internet dating thing?

I would love to have you as my good and dear friend, we will see if we can be able to build a good friendship then come face to face one day, when I retire, still on my last conscription here in Syria, but I will retire in a few weeks that lie ahead, so I'm looking for a good friend of the lady whom I can be serious in connection with, I can not make up my mind on where to reside permanently, when I came from Syria, so I'm glad I met you on the site, because if it happens that we have some common ground and have some understanding of each other, which means that I can solve near you, maybe get a house near your site, the only thing that I am looking for happiness and joy. I was a lonely man for many years and as my resignation becomes so close, I would not want to be lonely again when I retire, so I came to this site to see if I find a nice lady who I am gentle person to be friend with.

Am a man who always respect the feelings and opinions woman, she has her own life to live and be an independent woman, she wants to enjoy her life in any way she thinks it will keep her happy and strong, now when I have found you, I have to be in a serious connection with you then see what we're going to get from communication. I want you to understand that I have so much love and care to offer a lady, and she will still have her life to live as she wants it, I can make a better life for her, I can be with her so long as she wants to be with me.

Life is too short and we must make sure we enjoyed ourselves through more efficient ways. It's good to have a good partner in life, and I'm ready to have that partner. I do not like hanging out with anyhow lady (lady who is not serious, who can not trust someone or have faith in the things she does), which is one of the reasons why I've been so lonely for so many years because I want to parse your time to find the perfect woman, but the way you write makes me feel that you've matured and gentle, I would like to have a lady like you, as a good and close friend, we see what will happen if we allow our faith and trust in the work for us in this message, I think we can get somewhere better and get something good from it.

Again it will be a good help for us, if we stop to visit the site dating at the moment, so that we can be able to have a serious dialogue with each other, what do you think about this? I can just be honest and open in this post, I hope I did not offend you with this message anywhere.
THANKS.
I hope to hear from you soon. Take care of yourself.

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Oh yes I'm happy, thanks for asking. I've only been on this site for two weeks. I only met you and one other person. Her name is Davida. She may be a transvestite but I don't judge people by their religion and she may be weary and young. Girls generally come to me for advices for some silly reason. Probably because I'm old and they do get weary. My dream man is a man who can listen to me on a bad day and still want me even if I'm still wearing that same old shaggy dress. My feelings on the internet dating thing is this, yeah it is a cold impersonal way to find someone, yeah but when a person gets lonely they'll try anything, even Davida. She gets weary and I told her to try a little tenderness, yeah. Well I am glad to be communicating with a man as that is my intention, yeah, to find a man.

I agree that we should build a good friendship first and get to know each other. I am happy that you are on your last conscription. You know that is the best way to get to know someone, friendship first no matter what she's saying. Waiting for the perfect person is just something we go through in life. Anticipating the reply from a new friend, a possible mate, is something we go through for the possiblilty of a good love connection.

Things here are good today.
I hope there are no killings in Syria.
That would be sad.
I couldn't talk about these things to Davida, she'll never understand war or sad things.
But I remember something my mamma said, "never say never" so I'll have to never say that again.

I completely agree with you, a woman who possesses her independence is something she needs to keep her happy and therefore keeping her man happy.
Answering some of your questions, yeah, I think it's a great idea to have you get a house near to my site.
It would make for easy dating.
Yeah, you are right. I am happy you have so many warm qualities but while you are so far away I guess your woman that you wish to know more better would wish she's there with you.
Well waiting is good for the heart.
The heart goes without a love for so long and when it is new it seems so long for them to finally meet and I will try to figure out how to do this long distance relationship with you.
But of course friendship first.

I hope the wait is just a little while. My heart is feeling a bit of tenderness that's been there for a while. All you gotta do is reach out.
That's all you gotta do

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I do hope at some time during your day you could be kind enough to reply to my email.
Generally women don't like to be kept waiting for so long.
It may be best if I find a man who isn't in the military since you seem too busy for a relationship.

Goodbye and God Bless.

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Hello dear how are you doing i am so happy to read your messages and very sorry for not getting back quickly to you, i promise to get back to you quick always okay please . I'm even filing in resignation letter to leave the army soon babe so please don't leave me alone. I really care about our communication and from now on no matter what i will check my mail regularly to see if you write me so that i can reply you back please . I do care about this starting of our relationship and i don't want anything to happen between as okay. I hope you understand me ? Don't about that okay i'm working on something with my fellow colleagues and if it works out as i planned then i will finished the filling in on the resignation letter to leave the army just to join you and spend the rest of out lives together. I really care about you and i don't wanna go back to that site again since i have met you and really want to get serious with so that we can meet soon. I have found you and i have some deep feelings that you are the angel sent from above and guess destiny has put us together that's why i don't wanna loose you . I cant afford to loose you since i have a great and deep feelings for you. Take care and remember i think of you always babe

Ken

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Well I'm glad you didn't forget all about me. I just need to know I'm important to someone and my psychitriast said I should start
telling people how to treat me. I hope you are ok there and I'm always nervous you'll get shot or something like that so don't get shot ok?
When do you think they'll accept your resignations? I hope real soon.

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My love i'm working on something thats will result in a good news okay so if it works out then i will let you know my love but it wont be that so long okay within some one or two weeks . i really care about you and want to treat you special because as i'm i always take good care of myself because i know there is someone special out there waiting on me and who cares about me so much. So i cannot do anything to hurt you or delayed your waiting to be in vein ok. I care so much and want to spend the rest of my life with you so i will do my possible means so that we can be together soon. As i'm here my son Norris is also there lonely without no motherly care and i think of that too. Yesterday i and son talked and i told him more about you and he was so happy to hear that and said he cant wait to meet you face to face. I will love to end here my love kisses and hugs love you lot

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:52 am

Try a Little Tenderness is now playing in my head - well done, Ginger Lee! Well done! Cool

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I have to entertain myself somehow and I am in the mood for Otis

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I'm so happy you are making these plans and I have faith it will all work out just fine and please tell Norris I said hello.
I hope he will like me. I will do my best to make him feel safe and you won't be disappointed about that.
I miss you and hope you have a pleasant night sleep tonight.
Huggles and smooches!

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Thanks for your warm reply again, i am so happy to hear from you. As you lie in your bed sleeping tonight, I am here thinking about you and wondering what did I do to make so lucky as to have you. You are the one who has showed me the true meaning of feeling at peace, and for that and much more my love for you is eternal. There is no one in this world who could have done half these things for me that you have done. Now that I know that you are the one, I want to bring into your life all the happiness that the world can possible offer. I love you, I always have and I always will.
So please tell me do you have same feelings that i have for you? Hoping to hear from you soon. Kisses and hugs

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My you really know exactly what to say and I am happy you started to write me again.
Well I haven't known you so very long so I cannot love you just yet but maybe soon.
Huggles and smoochies

He must have thought his last email was so terrific, he sent it again.

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Thanks for your warm reply and how are you doing? i am so happy to hear from you. As you lie in your bed sleeping tonight, I am here thinking about you and wondering what did I do to make so lucky as to have you. You are the one who has showed me the true meaning of feeling at peace, and for that and much more my love for you is eternal. There is no one in this world who could have done half these things for me that you have done. Now that I know that you are the one, I want to bring into your life all the happiness that the world can possible offer. I love you, I always have and I always will.
So please tell me do you have same feelings that i have for you? Hoping to hear from you soon. Kisses and hugs

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Quick question, have you been watching groundhog day?
You do provide me with so much thought
I'm just sitting on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away.

i miss you!

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Babe i have really missed you too and have been thinking of you too and cant wait to hold you in my arms and show you how much and i care and love you honey. Well please baby I'm asking you once more that will you be my wife? , Will you spend the rest of your life with me from today onwards?, Will you be there for me forever because i know very soon we will be together and make a new happy family and cant wait to see it happening. My heart is weeping for yours all day and night and i have this deep great feelings that destiny has put us together. Baby tell me will you be my wife forever? Hope to hear from you with kisses and hugs. Remember I'm always thinking about you
bye bye

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I missed you too! I was just thinking how I would look wearing your funny had and maybe your missle proof vest but that's just a funny thought I had LOL
anyway I cannot accept a marriage proposal via email, you must do it in person ok
It's old fashioned of me, yes I know but that is how I feel.

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Honey,To tell you that you are the most beautiful woman that I have laid my eyes on would see, like flattery, but it's true. You are the true epitome of it for you are the kindest human being that I have come across too. I say all this not because I am madly in love with you but because it's true. It's a rare thing to find such a perfect combination in someone, and I am the luckiest and the happiest that you are mine and will be so forevermore.
the sun lights up the room and with it casts a glow on you too. I look at you fast asleep and I wonder about how I could have possibly been so lucky as to have you in my life. No woman has ever made me feel the way you do and it is in all the simple things that you do that the magic lies. You have so effortlessly become the center of my world that I know that I would be so lost without you. Just love me and leave me never, I want to grow old with you my love. Kisses and hugs thinking of you

Ken

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Well I am loveable so I can totally understand how you feel. I don't think I'm beautiful since I'm told often that I must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I appreciate your rare words and they are a perfect combination and it makes me a happiest glow. I wonder how the men are did you visit them at the hospital?
I sure hope everyone is safe.

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Hello sweetheart thanks for understanding me and please don't relent in your prayers for me because the alarming situation here is getting worse everyday and i'm planning soon to resigned and join you start a new family with you forever .You are my future and nothing can keep us from our destiny. I miss you more every day. I'm here with a clean heart to think of you. You are my love. Nobody can change that. Just thinking of you makes me feel something special that I never felt before. You cheer me up whenever I'm down and when I see your smile in your picture here in my bed head that makes my heart beat as fast as a cheetah. You're the person I want to be with . I will not ask for more, except I want to be with you and there is nothing more to say. If you were the only one I could hold forever I would never let it go. You make me crazy. I know then that I really loved, without question, without hesitation, without want or need a reason. My breathing have returned; for you have taken it thousands of times without knowing it. My heart will have restored its regular rhythm, so you never have known how deeply he needs pace since contacted you.kisses and hugs

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What is going on??? I'm real scared now because you said 'alarming situation'!
It's like telling someone 'hey don't look over there' and then expect me not to look over there.
What.is.happening???!!!
Well I'm glad your heart is clean. Mine has a few stents but it's as good as new.
Well, not really but I just like saying stents. Angioplasty. Urokinase.
They're fun words, aren't they?
Well I'm glad you like my smile. One day my teeth will be fixed. Right now the dentist said that gaping hole
where the teeth are all messed up can be fixed but I'll deal with that later.
Right now YOU are MY priority.
And I'm so glad I make you crazy.
If you allow me, I will make you more crazy and THAT is a promise.
I miss you!

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Hello my angel how are you doing i'm so happy hearing from you but don't be scared away about the alarming situation issues here . You know each and everyday shooting and killing of innocent people here is getting worse that's why i said its alarming. I am sure you have a nice day my love. Thanks for the detailed message that you sent me. I appreciate so much. I am writing this letter to you to remind you about my undying love, I write in my heart every day and for all the great things in life, knowing that you have to think outside, imagine my life before and now I know I'm a changed man because happiness has come into my heart and thank God you are a very special person I know and I want to spend the rest of my life with.

I'm for something better and not just say I love you. I am grateful for a precious gift as you putting smile on my face each and everyday. Dear Syria have been hell for me, but by the grace of God I'm living, killing of innocent people and bad things , and there are political opponent crisis is not something to get rid of me because i'm taking good care of myself for you my love, I can not wait to retire and come and be with you and marry you if you so wish and we will travel to the mountain and other natural places,

Honey, please do not go away now that I found you there is nothing you have to worry about going to any dating site again sweetheart I know nobody is perfect, but we will make some changes in our wrong attitude when we become one. My love, to be honest with you, I love my life because it gave me you, I love you because you are my life and I could search my whole life and through an never find another you, baby If I had to choose whether to breathe or to love you, I would use my last breath to say ... I love you and will love you until the next day forever ... I drop my tear in the ocean until I find it I'll stop loving you. You mean the world to me and I would do anything to make him happy, without thinking.

I love everything about you. Your smile, your eyes, it seems. There is simply no end to what I feel. You are my life and my only love. I remind you that in this way it will be until the end of time. I love you with all my heart, mind, body and soul. Love is a precious gift from heaven. Love is the greatest feeling, love is a tune, In life is to bring harmony. Love is what I feel for you everyday, your love, your love in every way ... simple and beautiful; you are the one I desire. I need you to be by my side. Just like an angel to keep forever. Your love for me is kind and loving, and brought me peace of heart, soul and spirit ... That is why I am grateful to the Lord who sent an angel to love me.
Kisses and hug.

Ken

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Oh I am fine, thanks for asking!
You really are so nice to inquire after me.
I'll try not to be too scared. But don't you think maybe you guys should shoot those Afgharneze back? Even just a little? Maybe if some of them got shot and died, they would stop being so many of them and then you don't have to worry about all the killing and you can then be here with me?
Well, it's just a thought. I wonder why you sent a photo of an engagement ring. I actually don't need a ring, YOUR LOVE IS ENOUGH.
Well you don't have to worry about me going anywhere, my house isn't on wheels anymore so I'm staying put.
Miss you!

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Hello my love how are you doing i am very happy to hear from you it makes me feel better and put smile on my face if i received email from you thanks so much. Well about them we cant just shoot them we are here to maintain peace so we have a way of dealing with them i hope you understand me my love. i'm always thinking of you cant wait to hold you in my arms and make you the happiest woman on earth. just don't relent in your prayers for me because i know for sure very soon we will be together and start a new happy family. Our son Norris yesterday email me and he ask of how you are doing and i told him you are doing good and he said he cant wait to meet you in person.

I know it’s difficult for you and me to be away from you . But our love will grow strong with each hurdle that comes in the way. I am there with you..My love for you is like an electric blanket with control of switch in your hand. Please handle it with care..
These miles cannot separate us. I love you even more with each passing day. Our love is forever and beyond.No woman has ever made me feel the way you do, I want to grow old with you, my love.

You make me feel complete, and my life has turned around since the moment I found you. I just adore you my love.When I am alone, I listen to music or look at your pictures, to make me feel that I’m with you. I miss you.Thank you for coming in my life. You're a blessing to me. I Love you a lot. well my love as i told you that I and my friends are working on something important if it works out as i planned i will retired soon to join you and start a new family with you. So my love please don't relent in your prayers for me so that all will works out as planned then we will be together soon. Hope to end here soon with kisses and hugs love you much.

James Laughing

shitwit forgot his name

I didn't feel like reading anything.

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Thank you for your wonderful email, it make me feel real good.
How is your day? I hope it is wonderful!
Do be careful and do not get hurt.
When do you think you will be done there?
I hope soon!

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My sweetheart , taking good care of myself that i promised you. Thinking and always dreaming about you, that i will not stop. Praying and looking up to God till the day you, me and My son Norris and you will sit and eat so as to celebrate life, that will i not also stop praying. Darling, we have said a lot from our heart but seeing and been together as one family is what i and . Norris, need a mother to take good care of and meeting you have really feel that vacuum in our life.

I will not stop thinking and dreaming of you until i have you totally in my Arms with your head on my shoulder rubbing my hands from your back till the tip of your toots. Honey, I strongly believe before this month runs out we will definitely be together as one lovely family because God has really done a great thing in my life even while in this hell called Syria. Babe, i hope you know quite alright the critical situation in Syria and how some of the top government officials are looting the country's funds.

It was due to this looting's that Washington, D.C. and Human Rights organization, few weeks ago applauded to the Obama Administration’s decision to designate for sanctions that Syrian Minister of Finance and other Syrian cabinet ministers in collaboration with Russia-based Temp-bank, which appeared to be dealing with the Assad regime. As we all known, for the first time, the Obama Administration is signaling that it is ready to punish Russian financial institutions that have long been suspected of dealing with Syria’s Bashar al Assad,” said Human Rights First’s Sonni Efron. Last month sanctions single out senior officials in a regime that is killing its own people, as well as a Russian bank that may have enabled them.”

As a matter of facts, the Human Rights First has called on the United States to investigate a wide range of Syrian, Russian, and other business and financial institutions suspected of feeding the Syrian war supply chain, specifically entities that have provided weapons, financial services, shipping, insurance and fuel. Mass atrocities of the scope and scale seen in Syria require extensive logistical support. It is imperative that U.S. and European sanctions target not only the perpetrators of mass atrocities, but also their enablers – including the banks that have handled transactions for the Assad regime.

The sanctions announced, by the Treasury Department designate Temp-bank itself, as well as the chairman of its management committee, Mikhail G. Gagloev. Also named were the Syrian ministers of finance, agriculture, labor, public works and social affairs. Most of the assets of all of these individuals are now been frozen and some are using through diplomatic courier means to move their huge sum of money out of Syria. Some top government officials were unfortunately trapped by unknown gunmen at the city of Damascus and some were seriously wounded while some were already dead before our rescue team arrival at the Scene. These top governments officials were nine in number driving on a Toyota Hi-ace tinted bus fleeing from Damascus to unknown destination.

When we got to the scene , we discovered about 3 metallic boxes inside the Toyota Hi-ace bus. Honey, as a matter of facts, we scrupulously carried out an inspection on the boxes with a scanning machine and honestly honey, to our greatest surprise, we discovered that the boxes were full of millions in US Dollars as can be seen in the attached file. Please my love, i am disclosing this to you because i trust you and know we have good plans for ourselves and i don’t want you to reveal whatever i'm telling you to anyone whom i have not permitted you to talk to. If you remember, this is what i was trying to explain to you earlier but because we are not yet through with some issues that is why i am telling you now. We are five in numbers involved in this deal but because i am the group leader among other and was entitled to have one of the box only me which contained about $12 million dollars. These 3 boxes, we have been able to move them to one of the African Countries because most of the people in my team are Canadians Shocked

South Africans and other countries allover the world working under the UN Humanitarian Organization.

Please because of time and for security reasons, i will explain further on your response to this message showing your faithfulness to assist me accompany the box from where it is at the moment to my resident in US with the help of a renown diplomat. As you know I can not leave now to avoid any suspicious look from anyone just waiting on my resignation letter that is why i'm soliciting for your assistance because Norris my son can not handle things on arrival of any of the courier agent. There will be no risk involve as every legal step to move the box to my address has been taken good care of. Honey please take your time to go through this message for better understandings because we really need to put heads together to make this work.

Thanks and take care and don’t forget you mean so much and you are my world. This is a lifetime opportunity and we can’t afford to lose it. You are free to ask me more questions on that and i will be glad to put you through. Thanks with sweet kiss, big hugs.
Yours lovely,
Ken

I read blah, blah, blah, CANADIANS, blah, blah, blah, getting to the money part, blah.

First time I ever got one of these:

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I haven't heard from you in 3 days and now I suspect you are some kind of drug runner with all this cash.
I am very upset.
Very

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Babe, i am disappointed in your response. I never believe this will be your response after all i have explained to you so far concerning the safety and security of this deal. The box will be concealed and be conveyed an FIRST AID MILITARY BOX FROM SYRIA not as money. No one know the real content and with military backups on the box there will be no problem in assisting me what my proposal.
Someone will accompany the box with an assigned diplomat so to simplify all arrangements.

None of these people knows the true content of the trunk box, it is only you and I. This is too simple and more interestingly, your appearance will not be necessary at the airport on arrival all they need is to contact you on where you are situated or if there is any hotel reservation arrangement made for their stay until they commence trip to US . So i am hoping to hear from you soon my love is very important because it this works out then we will be together soon. And this is a life time opportunity that we cant miss okay. bye for now

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Well I am very uncomfortable with all of this.

I want you, not the money.

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Hmm my love i know you want me not the money but i can assure you that it is not something illegal but legal steps will be taken towards this that's why i look for a renown diplomat that will accompany the box to the state . I love you so much that i cant afford to loose you in my life my love you mean the world to me and i dont want to stay here for so long . Because each day i received a mail from i feel like holding you in my arms and make you the happiest woman on earth . So please assist me cos think of us being together and my son Norris in the state who lack motherly care and he need you so much as a mother. I want you to have trust in me because i cannot do anything to hurt you . You are my world and everything and promise myself to love you forever. Cause of this I have started filling in a resignation letter to retire and join you to start a new family forever, but want to you to assure me that you gonna help me with this proposal. Its legal nothing bad will happen okay . I love you so much honey and waiting to hear from you soon

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Well I am not sure what you need from me. If it sounds sketchy, I can't do it.

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Hmm i'm so confused now my love. i want you to assist me received the box safe to your address or mine in New York . I really trust you and i'm honest with my love. Can you go to my house in New York ?

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I don't want it shipped to me. I don't want to get arreested
I'll go to your house in New Yourk to get it.

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Oh okay that's good but i'm so happy now that you will love to help me with this proposal and i appreciate it so much so that we can be together soon as husband and wife . But talking about arresting ? there is nothing like that baby i told you that everything is legal that's why i assigned a renowned diplomat that will accompany the box to the state. I trust you and you have to trust me too. I love you with all my heart and cant wait to meet you and hold you in my arms forever. My dream is to meet you and make you the happiest woman on earth. kisses and hugs

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Ok, as long as I don't get in trouble I'll help.
I can't wait until you are here with me!