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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:31 am

lad is not taking the bait...:

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I don't think I will because I don't have enough money for me to come over to benin....I told you am in nigeria,so how do you expect that to be possible,so that's why I ask you to send me some money in order to meet you there

I write back, "dumping" him:

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You cannot travel a few hundred Kilometeres??? You are worse than my soon to be ex husband Nick. I thought you could be the one, someone I could spend the rest of my life with but you are just like the rest.

This will be my last email to you, as you are clearly not willing to participate in a loving relationship. I was willing spend nearly $20,000 AUD to meet you and you weren't willing to meet me half way. Well Mr MAN I will just have to find someone who will love me for me and not my potential funds. the sad part is I would have happily given you whatever you spent, but you are just too lazy to meet a beautiful strong willed woman.

I will cancel my tickets to Simba today.

Do not write to me ever again

Ditz

Up next, the "Dolla chop" Wink

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:51 pm

Lad quickly back peddles:

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Okay honey,I'm so sorry I would try my best to come over and meet you

I send this back:

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You will??? That's lovely. Send me your itinerary like I did for you!
Ditz

Lad has some stalling to do:

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That isn't ready now honey

For the purposes of saving time, I stop typing over her name with the Ditz, there's several million Kathrin's after all:

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I know that silly. Just send it to me when it is! :
Kathrin

Lad has breathing space... for now:

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Okay honey....I would probably do that when it's ready

ETA...

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Schatzi,

When do you arrive? I have to work out where we are meeting. Please send me that screenashot, I leave next weekend

Kathrin

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:47 am

After sending Lad a fishing email I decide it's time to light a fire under lad's ass. Copying and pasting Lad's blackberry message I send a fake email to the Ditz from my fake Arabic account:

Quote:

My dearest Kathrin,

I am sorry for not getting back sooner but my account was hacked and I
had to create a new one. I arrive Monday afternoon, I hope you will
meet me

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

Which I immediately forward to lad feigning ignorance:

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I do not understand what does hacked mean? You will arrive in Benin next monday, that's wonderful news schatzi

Kathrin

I'll wait a bit before writing to lad telling him he has competition Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:08 am

So 24 hours later, fake Arabic lad sends a love letter to our lad:

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George,

I am going to chop yo dolla. This woman is not exactly a rocket scientist, do what she says and she's putty in your hands! You of course are too lazy to travel, so I will travel to Benin and meet her. Then I will fleece the bitch for every cent she's worth and leave you with nothing.

Thanks for all your hard work

Kozhi

I now have serious doubts lad will travel, but anything to make him squirm! oh and my my fake Arabic lad is a leftover from a bait where all the character names had to be from a curry! Looks yummy! Smile