Tired Gen. Suzy Helms

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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:14 am

I've gotten this script about 500 times from various lads and I don't normally reply anymore but thought I'd try something a little different with this one. He bit today. Maybe he'll stick around for the ride.

Quote:

Hello My dear,

Thanks for your reply towards my email, my dear i really want to establish a long term relationship with you after i have gone through your profile on the site, and there is a reason why i choose to establish a cordial relationship with you, first of all i will like to use this media to give you a little information about myself with attachment of my picture just to enable you take a nice view on me. However this is to bring it to your knowledge that right now, i am in Libya at war zone for peace making mission due to the current crisis here in Libya.

<SNIPPED blah blah blah. Same tired script used a million times. The real Gen Helms must hate this.>

Love and care
Gen Susan

Susan, I thought we had already talked about this before dear. You never told me why you wouldn't do the sex things I want. Really they aren't that bad! You'll like them! You go for months without talking to me and now just pop back up like nothing has happened? Well, you know where I stand baby. Take it or leave it.

Love always,
Andy

Susan ignores me and sends script #2:

Quote:

Dear Friend,

All i am pleading is for you to receive the sum on my behalf. I am not allowed to make any transaction and keeping the sum of $7.5 million dollars is risky which you know. I have escaped 3 bomb blast and none knows tomorrow here as we are serving our country the United States of America. All i want is for you to accept to receive the sum through a United nation diplomat and then keep the fund till we are free here and i will meet you to take back what belongs to me and you will take yours. please Dear Friend I would like to apologize you and i advice you to forward me your contact information such as, blah blah

Let's see if a dirty word will do the trick...

Susan, I don't understand you at all!!!

We have been through this before love. Why are you acting like you don't remember? Is it the bomb blasts? I told you I would get you out of there!! I sent you the money WU. They banned me the last time remember? I told you if I was going to send you money for the diplomat it was going to have to be a bank account. I'm not arguing about it with you any more.

Have you changed your mind about the other stuff??

Thought it would!

Quote:

Hello Dear Friend,

i heve changed my mind about the stuff, All i am pleading is for you to receive the sum on my behalf.‏
That will be all for now as i await your immediate response.
Love and care from,

Gen Susan

My Sweet Suzy,

Finally!!! See... I knew you'd come around. All of those weeks arguing were for nothing weren't they? It's really not that painful if you do it right. I promise you'll learn to love it. When you get here we'll get your measurements and I'll have some things made up special.

As for the sum, I already told you I would long ago. Really baby I think you need to see a doctor or something? What is needed now? You got the money I sent you for the phone. I told you I'd get the payment to the guys at the shipping company but with the disaster we had last time, it's not happening until they use a legitimate bank account.

I'm excited about your turn around baby! We've got some plans to make.

Love
Andy

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:49 am

Great job GTmama! He thinks he's got a live one, huh?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Every single one of my fake profiles applauds you.
This one does NOT budge off script. I've been a mole, a CIA operative, a transvestite and a BUNNY. The lad just won't budge.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:12 am

Thanks guys!

I don't know if I can get him all the way off script but I'll try. I hate this script.

@Ginger... Bunny?? Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I tried to type W O L F but it auto corrected somehow.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:32 am

Not worthy... not worthy... bow_down

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:48 am

I think it's because you have to type Fluffy and Bunny together to get it to work.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:27 am

Really nice work to get this lad off script!

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:47 am

Nice.... ha ha! It's always a great pleasure to watch them idiots derail at full speed Cool

A German baiter friend and I served General Susan, too, we've been on him with 3 characters. He coughed up 3 piggies, and that was it.
Good luck, play it hard on him!
I'd really love to see a pic of the outfit you plan to have tailored for her/him Cool

You might meet one of her "diplomats", wonder if (s)he still uses this one:

Quote:

From: Williams Churchill <[email protected]>
Date: 2014-01-24 17:16 GMT+01:00
Subject: Urgent Julia L-Z
To: julia
Cc: [email protected]

Attention: Julia L-Z.

I am Diplomat Williams Churchill, The Delivery agent from Afghanistan, I arrived here in Paris France with your package this hour. I was ask to deliver it to you, the instruction was given to me by Gen. Susan Helms who is in Afghanistan for peacekeeping mission. Here is your address: 125 Avenue Charles de Gaulle, L-1855 Luxembourg. So please confirm and reply, if there is any mistake in the address then resend the correct address to me.