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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:31 pm

Good idea, I love poetry!
I will do that first thing tomorrow morning Cool

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 4:24 pm

He's still with me, lucky me! He has definitely lost his victim Regina; I had asked her NOT to tell him that she had been warned, and although she did not write me back, I'm pretty sure she didn't say a thing to him, or else he wouldn't write to me anymore.

Louisa
An Samuel
26 June um 9:07 AM

Dear beloved Sam!

I opened my mail account this morning, but no message from you!
Didn't you want to let me have another phone number, so that I can reach you?
I do not understand why you don't take my calls when I dial your number!
Baby, I am so sad and heartbroken, I've been crying all night!
I love you so much, but I want you to explain to me who this Regina woman is.
Don't you love me anymore?
What did I do wrong that you treat me like this?
Sam, i dearly love you, from the bottom of my heart!
I will forgive you, but please let me know what is going on!

Your sad Darling Louisa

Quote:

Samuel
An Louisa
26 June um 10:10 AM
My Sweet Louisa.
Sorry for not write you on time, i have being looking for my phone since the past 1 hour, i can't find it. i guess Samara's must have made us of it. she is sleeping now and it very late for me to wake her up. i got home 1:30 minutes ago. i have been out trying to finalizes the packing of the goods. We are shipping via road and making use of truck. i am supplying 12 containers load of science laboratories equipment.
Baby, please you have to forgive me if i did anything wrong by sending you message i have being getting, it started when i was in search of you. Because my request to GOD was to give me a woman like you, of which GOD has granted my request, we contacted each other and sent some message, but when i got you my heart request, i backed out, but ever since she kept send massages telling me she love and want me, but i made it clear to her that i have you already. you are my heart and every. i have nothing to do with her, just believe and trust me.
We are getting married soon, and i do not want to cheat of hide anything from you, please do not take it in the wrong direction. I am just trying to be free with you. I don't know what would I do without you in my life. Your eyes, the way you treat me and the way you talk to me makes me feel like I am living a sweet dream. I don't want to even imagine living a single moment without you. I'm so much in love with you my dearest wife,in few months time we will exchange marriage vow and be called husband and wife. please dear you are the lady i want and dream about, i love you always. I may not get the time to tell you this everyday, but I just want you to know that you mean the world to me. If I ever get a chance to relive my life, I would start it from the day i was born. I love you my beloved wife and want you to know everything about me.
I will send you my number immediately i see the phone. I love you always, have the best of today and take good care of yourself and work well everything is fine. please dear i do not want to see you cry, please stop crying and you are not my sad darling, you are my adorable wife.
KISSES

Louisa
An Samuel
26 June um 10:30 AM

Dear beloved Sam,

thank you very much for your explanation! I have to rush to work now, I will write to you later tonight, when I will be home again!
I love you so much! You light up my life, and it's all forgiven!

10000 Kisses
your dearly loving wife Louisa

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Samuel
An Louisa
26 June um 3:09 PM

GOOD MORNING MY LOVE. Thanks for nice heart you have for me. i am happy to hear that i have been forgiven. KISSES to you and, Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you. I know its very close, that is why i am always dreaming of you. I will love you until the end of time.
Without you I am nothing, with you I am everything. How has your days job being. i hope to read from you soonest.
KISSES

Louisa
An Samuel
26 June um 6:23 PM

Dear Darling Sweetheart Samuel,

right now I am in bar, with Polly, a dear old friend of mine. Germany vs. USA, it's Fussball-time!
We are having champagne, and I plan to have some more!
Oh Baby, thank you so much for your poetic letter, that is exactly what I needed to cope with the horrible shock I experienced yesterday, when I read that woman's name! My night was horrible, I couldn't stop crying, and I was shaking all over with my fear of losing you!
I am so relieved that you have nothing to do with her, and that she is obviously stalling you! If she won't stop, you should consider to subpoena her to stop her!
She has absolutely no right to disturb our lives, that bitch!
Tell me if she keeps on bugging you, then I will try to find her here, and I swear to God, should I find her, I will scratch her eyeballs out, just for a starter! At last, I work in a pathology lab, and I got all the instruments I need to give it to her!

Darling Love, my sweetness, I have to go now, I would like to watch the game, I hope you don't mind!

Good night, my Honigkuchenpferd!

Your loving wife
Louisa

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 4:34 pm

If you can possibly call this morning, you'll interrupt the Ghana/Portugal match. I'm sending txt messages to my lad's phone via email intermittently in the hopes that his pocket is buzzing at the wrong times. (Heading back to the US/Germany match now...)

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:12 pm

Good news....Mrs Regina Rival contacted me, she was very nice indeed, and grateful for the warning.
She said he even video-chatted with her, I wonder how he did that! I have heard a lot about fake cams, but what kind of sophisticated technique does it require to make a Nigerian appear to be Hugh Howey? Hmmmm....whatever! She knows now, and she's not going to help him out , should he get into any kind of financial trouble Cool

Louisa had a fun night out with Polly, and it just came to her mind that she wants something very special on the wedding menu.

No joke..... 30 or 40 years ago, this was served on basically any kind of party occasion: the famous German Mett-Igel
Have a look here:
http://www.4shared.com/download/nLLcYgNJba/mettigel-metti.jpg?lgfp=3000

Louisa
An Samuel
26 June um 11:59 PM

Hello my Baby,

I just came home.....wooohoooo, we beat the Americans 1:0!
Pollly and me had champange, and we had sooo much fun!
And I love you so, and I'm so happy that you voncinced me you didn't cheat on me with that other woman!
Darling, I iwll be the happiest woman in the hole wilde world once we get married!
I have told Polly about Brucwe, JLo and what was the other names again?
Polly said she don't beliefe a single world, and she wants to have Bruce's email address and his cell phone number Smile

Baby, do you think he would really talk to her, or drop her a line?
PLease please please let me have his contact details, please Baby!

I am sitting here, with another glass of whine, and I remeber you said you haven't received the menu of the restaurant I have picked out for our wedding reception, so I send it again!
I have callled them, when I started my tour with Polly, to find out whether they are willing and able to prepare a traditional German classic, which was en vogue 30 or 40 years ago, the "Mett-Igel"........ this is hard to translate, would be "Ground beef hedgehog", I have attached a picture.... so funny, I bet your celebs would just love it, just as I love you, my Honigkuchenpferd!

I am so tired, too much champange I will go to bed now, and I will dream of your sweet, sexy eyes, and I want to really see and eel you soon, my darling!

I have found a good night song for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsBY722rb2M
Take care, my Sweetheart!

Good night
10000 juicy kisses
Louisa

a VERY surprising and disturbing answer

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Samuel
An Louisa
27 June um 12:09 AM
Thanks for you message, please be truthful to me, do you believe me? or you see me as a scammer ?
pls reply

Louisa
An Samuel
27 June um 12:17 AM

Samuel, my love!

I really don't know what you are tallking about!

Good night for now, Baby!

Louisa

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:40 pm

I have sent out another message to Regina, asking her whether she has mentioned something to him about our ladies conversation.
Not that it would really matter..... it might very well be that he has sweet-talked her back.
Or he is just taking chances and puts me to the test.

He sends 2 more "massages":

Quote:

Samuel
An Louisa
27 June um 12:20 AM

be open to me. i have opened my heart to you and i have never hide anything from you. please dear, this is my only request. please ans my question.
KISSES

Quote:

Samuel
An Louisa
27 June um 1:11 AM

I guess you do not want to reply, you have mad me said.
regards, and have the best of night rest

Louisa
An Samuel
27 June um 8:30 AM
Good morning my Love,

you guessed I didn't want to reply?
You guessed??
Listen, Darling, I came home late last night, and Polly and I had had lots of bubbly champagne, I was tired and worn out.
You have sent these messages past 1.00 am!
I need to sleep, I have to work today!
I can't stay online 24 hours a day, just in case one of your messages might pop in.

I am so unbelievably sad that you have uncomfortable feelings about me, and my eyes are already filling with tears again. You have been playing around with another woman behind my back, and now you want to make ME feel bad by blaming me for not instantly reply to you in the middle of the night?

Sam, I dearly love you, but if you want to play some kind of game with me, then I don't want to go on with that.
Please don't write to me anymore if you don't love me.

I am heartbroken again, I am crying.

Louisa

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:35 am

My Baby is en route to Canada......

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Samuel
An Louisa
Heute um 9:47 AM

GOD know i love you with my heart. if do not like you i will not have being this interested in you. i would have lied to you all through. i am just me, i do not hide anything from you. that was why i told you everything. i do not know how you are taking me. i am serious about you and wish you well, i am loyal and very much interested in you.
Thanks for the message, i have been waiting for your reply. i have to sleep now its 12:45AM here. i will be flying by 6:00PM to Canada today. i wish you well and please take good care of yourself. have the best time working.
Do not cry, i am with you and all yours.
KISSES.

Louisa's friend Polly is very skeptical. She is worried, and she has written to Louisa. The message is in German; I will forward it to Samuel, reminding him of Polly's desire for Bruce Willis' cell phone number. He will definitely put through Google Translate, and he will realize that Polly doubts him big time.

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Polly
An Louisa
27 June um 10:09 AM
Guten Tag Louisa,

also ganz ehrlich, ich bin nicht so sicher, ob du ihm trauen solltest!
Schau mal, du kannst ihn nicht mal telefonisch erreichen, das ist doch irgendwie komisch, oder?
Und bis jetzt hat er dir immer noch nicht seine andere Nummer gegeben.
Seine Tochter soll das Telefon versteckt haben? Das klingt nicht sehr glaubwürdig, ganz im Ernst!
Louisa, so kenne ich dich gar nicht, du bist doch sonst immer so kritisch und vorsichtig!
Erinnere ihn doch noch mal daran, daß ich gerne die Mailadresse und die Handynummer von Bruce Willis haben möchte!
Ich könnte fast wetten, daß er dann passen muß!

Lou, ich mache mir ernsthaft Sorgen um dich, sei bitte vorsichtig!

Mach dir einen schönen Tag. Gehen wir heute abend noch auf einen Drink in die Sonder-Bar?

Bis später, halt die Ohren steif!

Polly

Louisa
An Samuel
27 June um 10:34 AM

Good morning my one and only love,

I dearly hope that you will have a safe trip and arrive well in Canada. Where exactly will you be, and for how long? Wil you stay in a hotel?
And you will go to Malaysia from Canada, or did I get that wrong, love?
I have told Polly all about us, but I don't think she believes what I was saying.
Do you recall that I have asked you for Bruce Willis' contact details?
You didn't give it to me, and when she asked me for it, I had to admit I don't have it.
She wrote me this morning, and she is kind of suspicious, she told me to very very careful! I have attached her massage, so you can see for yourself!
Let's prove her wrong, Darling, please! Please give me Bruce's details, I won't forward it to anyone else but Polly!
Did you happen to find your phone in the meantime?
Where is Samara, who takes care of her now?

I have received the confirmation for my vacation request, so I can book my flight to
Los Angeles now. I will do that sometime later today, and then I will let you know flight number and arrival, how does that sound to you, Sweetheart?

Oh, I love you so much!
100000 kisses
Louisa

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:59 pm

I am still in contact with Regina Rival...she has dropped Prince Charming for good, which is a good thing Cool

, should save her a lot of trouble and a lot of money.

Sam must have translated Polly's "massage", which was exactly what he was supposed to do. Good boy....... he will get to know Polly rather sooner than later!

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Samuel
An Louisa
27 June um 3:22 PM

Thanks for your email, i have a friend in Canada, but i will love to stay in a hotel close to where i will be making the supply for me to be comfortable.
I understand your friends email, i must tell you that i am real and you will confirm it when we meet after my trip, i will go back to LA before going to Malaysia. i really do not have anything to say now about my missing phone, but i know i will find it, but there is no much time for me to check for it. if i can't find it, i will buy another one when i get back from Canada, but i still do not know why you can't reach me with my number with you.
As for the email and phone number of Bruce, tell your friend that if that is what she want to confirm if i am real, that she should forget about it, i can't send you his email without his approval. but i have one thing for you, when you come, i will take you to him so you see him yourself and have word with him. there you can get his contact yourself.
Baby, i have to arrange my stuff and Samara's stuff, she will be staying with my friend for the 10days i will be away.
I will write you when i am done.
KISSES

Louisa
An Samuel
27 June um 11:51 PM

Good evening, my one and only love!

It's a big relief to know that you have arrived safe and sound! I hope everything will turn out good with your business.

I know, Polly can be a pain in the ass sometimes, she's ever so critical and skeptical, but don't you worry, my love, I do believe you, and I feel absolutely safe with you!
I trust you endlessly, but I hope you understand that Polly was there for me when I was really having a bad time, probably the worst time of my life, when I lost my husband.
I cannot forget what she did for me, she was all there for me, and I don't know what would have happened, had she not been there! I might even have killed myself!
I will find some kind of explanation for her that will satisfy her, dear! I don't care too much about what she says anyways, because I know that she is all but Miss Perfect, you know? Lots of speeding tickets, DUIs, and there must be some severe black spots on her white vest! I don't know exactly what she has done, but as far as I know, they withdrew her passport a while ago, and she can't travel outside of the EU. I haven't asked, I didn't want to embarrass her.

Oh Sam, I am so happy that I have you now! Simply to know that you are there for me makes everything easier! I am so much looking forward to enjoying our future together!
I am still in pain, my coccyx almost drives me up the wall. I think it will be better to see a doctor, I will try to get an appointment for Monday.

My working day was rather boring, nothing worth mentioning.
But, Baby Love....I got my flight ticket, and as I am going to fly fist class, I will receive my boarding pass per priority mail within the next 4 days! I have attached the plan, I will have one stop in London/UK, and then I will arrive at 12.45 pm local time in Los Angeles.
Ain't that exciting news?

Oh Baby....I love you so, and I am longing to fall into your arms and kiss you!!

I have to go to bed now, tomorrow will be a hard day for me!
And before I go, I found another song for you, the message is right in there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAC2Oo_q7xE

As it is performed in Italian, here's the translation:

You've chosen me, oh no
When it happens
I've chosen you, I don't know
When it happens
Changes my life to a love song
This love is so strong
You've chosen me
And now that I, I've
I've chosen you
Oh, oh, my love
Let it happen
Changing my life to a love song
Changing my life to a love song
This road is so long
I'm a runaway train going off the rails
My love is so strong
I don't know why, if you
You've chosen me
Oh, pass my way
If it happens

Good night, my love!
Yours until the end of time
Louisa

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:26 pm

I'm trying to find out where he said he lived in LA - the 510 number is a Bay Area (Oakland, etc.) number, but LA is a whole 'nuther part of the state, and very far away. Or does that matter at this point? (And FWIW, I think Bruce Willis lives in New York...? How many celebrities can the boi relocate to LA?)

The lad likes you, that's for sure! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:40 pm

Sorry, totally forgot to mention that!
It was in his profile on Tagged.....just went there to look for it, but I can't find it anymore.
I did an earlier check on that number, too. Strange.....you can call it whenever you want, it's always the mailbox answering

Information on phone number range +1 510 467XXXX

Number billable as geographic number
Country or destination United States
City or exchange location Oakland, Fruitvale, CA
Original network provider* Tw Telecom Of California Lp - Ca

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:32 pm

This is now hopefully turning into a juicy menage à trois. Mademoiselle Polly enters the stage and sends an email to Sam:

From: Polly
Date: 2014-06-28 17:07 GMT+02:00
Subject: Louisa
To: samuel

Hello scumbag,

to start with: let me make it utterly clear that I know who and what you are.
You're a scammer, a fucking fraudster, using fake pics for your
profile, trying to scam my friend. I came across worthless pieces of
shit like you often enough, I can smell you guymen at leat 3 miles
against the wind!
Lou has shown me your emails, and I knew instantly what kind of
asshole is sending out shitty crap stuff like that.

Listen, man, I personally don't give a shit about what you do to her. I just want my share of the profit.

Lou is loaded with money, and she is absolutely in love with you. She has really booked a flight to LA! She may be excellent in her job, but when it comes to daily life, she is almost certainly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I do not have much money, and I had expected her to kind of reward me for all that I did for her when her husband died. But all I got was a box of chocolates, and some fucking flowers!

So, do we have a deal? I want my share....25 % of what we can squeeze out of her, and be assured that I will be a valuable asset, I can help you make things happen.
Or else I will let her know that you are nothing but a scammer, and
then she will drop you like a hot potato.

What's it gonna be, boi?

I expect your urgent answer!
Polly

Meanwhile, poor Louisa is concerned. After her love letter from last night, there has been no proof of life from Sam, so she pokes him.

Louisa
An Samuel
28 June um 6:10 PM

Hello Samuel, my love!

I am worried, there has not been any message from you!
Is everything all right?
I love you so much, my darling! I miss you!

10000 kisses
Louisa

Sam is obviously irritated now, he only sends out very short messages, but: he gets back to Polly...... yeehay!!

Quote:

From: Samuel
Date: 2014-06-28 22:57 GMT+02:00
Subject: Re: Louisa
To: Polly

send me your skype id

Polly will not be sending anything tonight....it's better to let him stew in his own juices until tomorrow morning. And..... Skype is not the worst idea, after all! Then we hopefully can get a recording, eventually!

Sam writes to Louisa; one of his shortest message ever, there must be a whole lot going through his head right now:

Quote:

Samuel
An Louisa
28 June um 10:57 PM
I AM FINE. how are you?

Louisa
An Samuel
28 June um 11:12 PM

Hello Sam, my Baby!

Oh my, I was so worried because there was no message from you when I woke up this morning!
I am always worried when loved ones are traveling, so much can happen!
I am already in bed now, I am so tired, and I am lonely, and I miss you so much! My lower backside hurts badly again, I took a hot bath, and after that put on some Franzbranntwein, that is sort of German Grandma's medicine, and often these recipes work better than anything else. The pain is a little better now, maybe because I flushed my painkillers down with a bottle of red wine
But only now that I know you're ok, I hope I will be able to sleep.
Hopefully all goes well with your business in Canada.
Oh Darling, I feel so comfortably numb now, I will just switch the light off and sleep.
I love you so much!

Kisses
Louisa

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Samuel
An Louisa
28 June um 11:14 PM
sleep well

Hmmm, hope it will work out Cool

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:47 am

Polly keeps on bugging Sam, who is remarkably silent, but at last, it's weekend.
I bet he has to do quite some thinking Cool

As he knows Louisa's (my) voice, I have found a very talented assistant who will kindly jump in to substitute me as "Polly" on Skype.
Polly wrote this:

Polly
08:47 (29 June)
an Samuel

before I will give you anything like my Skype ID, we will trade real life IDs.
and don't even think about coming up with some fake shit, you prick. I have called the US number you gave to her, and from the sound of your voice you're Nigerian, aren't ya?
a good piece of advice in advance, and that is even free: get yourself a fucking phone so she can call you.

I do not send out personal files as attachments cos I prefer to fly under the radar of authorities. I have put a copy of my national ID card on a storage server, just go there, register, log in and get it.
Expect your ID today.

Polly

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:27 am

Poor sad Louisa sends out a message to Sam:

Louisa
An Samuel
29 June um 12:04 PM

Good morning Samuel, my one and only love!

I did not sleep well at all, I am so deeply worried.
What is wrong with you, why don't you write to me? Is there any trouble with your contract in Canada?
Oh my god, how I miss your messages! And how I miss you!
Today is Sunday, and I am not on call, for a change. I don't know what to do with all that spare time, I have no idea! All I can think of is you, and I am staring at your lovely pictures all of the time. I have printed a few of them out and put them in little frames, to set them up on my bed side table.
Darling, before I go to sleep the last I see is YOU, and when I wake up in the morning and open my sleepy eyes, the first thing I see is YOU.
How I love your eyes, whenever I look at your pictures, I am haunted by the notion I might sink down and drown in that seductive gaze of yours, oh, that would be a joyous way to die!
Samuel, I don't want to live without you, I love you!

Kisses
Louisa

And only a few minutes later, Polly shoots at him again:

Polly
12:18 (29 June)
an Samuel

move your fucking lazy ass and get going, you frigging idiot, i have no time to waist!
if it don't work out with you, it will for sure with the next guy she will pick up on tagged.
she is sad, she called me on my cell a few minutes ago. she was crying cos u didn'd send her a letter
Jesus fucking Christ and all the Saints, what a lousy scammer you are, you imbecile moron!

Polly

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:54 pm

I thought I had totally scared him, but hey..... here we go again!
Cool

Quote:

Samuel
20:15 (29 June)
an Polly

S.Hill1965
i will only talk to you on skype

and he writes this to Louisa:

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Samuel
An Louisa
29 June um 8:19 PM

Why are you playing Games with me?
What did i do to you?

Louisa
An Samuel
29 June um 11:08 PM

Samuel,

what makes you think I am playing games with you?
What do you mean, can you explain that to me?
Have you been drinking?
I am sitting here waiting for your letters, and you just did not write me, so I feared that something might have happened to you, and now you send me a message like this?
I do not understand at all, what is going on?
Have I done something wrong or have I said something you did not like?
If so, why don't you just tell me?
Samuel, I love you so!

I have to go to bed now, tomorrow will be another day in the lab treadmill.
I am thinking of you all the time!
I love you, Baby!
Kisses, and good night, have sweet dreams!

Louisa