Update on 'Noid

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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:13 am

His new double wide container with indoor plumbing which replaces the dumpster he has been living in, is nearly finished. His new location is now between the railway lines and the sewage disposal site, downwind of the city abbatoirs, which masks the odour from the sewage settling ponds.

He is busy with work, but has asked to be remembered in Abstentia, or somewhere like that, I think it is next to Wherethefuckistan.

He is actually doing ok, house renovations have taken longer than anticipated, he'll be back at some stage.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Glad he is well.

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:04 pm

You just know that when he comes back, he will be surly and needing a bath.

Probably drunk too.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

^^

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:56 pm

Give him my best when you see him, plenty good eatin' from those abbatoirs bins. Not as piquant as those by the tannery but less likely to make your hair fall out. Call it a healthy option in relative terms.

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:25 am

I miss sweet noid and tell him "hi!"

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:13 am

Have passed on all thoughts, he doesn't have internet access at home yet, working on getting it connected as soon as possible, plus work is keeping him busy at present.

I'll pass on any messages if anyone wishes.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 4:00 pm

Tell him Eater is readying the decontamination chambers.
Not that that worked very good the last time he took a break...

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 580

irishemigrant wrote:

Have passed on all thoughts, he doesn't have internet access at home yet,

No internet? That is just awful.

Quote:

I'll pass on any messages if anyone wishes.

Miss his witty repertoire and kind words, looking forward to his return.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:56 am

Running the tub. bubbles included. ::gush::

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 7:05 pm

Cough, Choke, aaakk Confused

The decontam chamber is not something I want to go through again.

Yes, I am back and a big thank you to Irish for keeping my presence alive. I haven't read everything he was written, so as usual some of it is actually true.

I have some amends to make and some aluminum (either pronunciation is correct) to recycle.

Yes, being without real internet sucked.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 7:14 pm

Welcome back. Put on the goggles, here comes the hose.

My but you are smelling fresh now! A new man! Ladies, look how shiny he is now!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 7:25 pm

Not as surly as I thought....much drunker though.

Welcome back Mentor..... bow_down

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 7:53 pm

Welcome back 'Noid!!!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 8:47 pm

TY Badgie, what a lovely avatar you now have.
i am planning a party, Corona, Cougie, Morgain and a few others will have special seating. Wink

The plexiglass wall has been ordered to keep the riff-Raff at bay.

Off to practice my surly snarking persona.
Cool

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 10:15 pm

Nothing wrong with chainlink, the scratches show less. It's surprisingly effective at preventing dung throwing, although it's not 100%. Welcome home, 'Noid. We've missed you (or it bounced off the chainlink, I forget)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Welcome back! Very Happy

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1116

Justcold wrote:

Welcome back Mentor..... bow_down

You were the adopted mentee, I was the real one. Razz

Welcome back ParaNoid!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 10:53 pm

^You were just told that....Morgain and I tried many times to drown you in the bath.

Paranoid...I've provided you with at least 4 grandbaiters here.

(What you thought about Joker was true....no grandbaiters coming from that closet)

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1116

You know.... Morgain was a rather harsh sub-mentor as assigned by Noid, kind of all makes sense now. Laughing

ETA: Oh and give us time, we're still in the honeymoon period JC and not in the mood for raising little hellians yet. Cuts down on our anarchy time:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=243816&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=226

..... now where did I set molotov?

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 3:49 am

Ahhh, sibling rivalry, does a Mentor's heart good.

Yes, I claim you both, but I am a bit Twisted...

Wow JC, grandbaiters, do they appreciate the lineage?

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 3:59 am

About time you showed back in here.

I see the decontamination sort of worked, is it the decon liquid or the runoff from the dumpster that is hanging around?

I'll put the first round of drinks onto JC's tab.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 7:25 am

Just over a year ? --- welcome back Smile

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 11:38 pm

Yes, a lot of reading to do...

Just couldn't stay away any longer plus got the ship... er... row boat righted and the water bailed out. Wink

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 11:50 pm

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do they appreciate the lineage?

I've told them their Grandfather is a drunken, nurse pinching loser, that could not bait his way out of a paper bag, and was unceremoniously banned from Eater.

I figured that if they could take that...it would help lessen the impact when and if you came back.