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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:02 pm

Babycakes,

Man, your translator has a good gig going! $1300 for less than 2 hours work over six months? Whatever, you're worth it to me. I'll email my bank for a transfer, even though I think some competition might be healthy.

Anyway, how about talking about something other than money?

Love,

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:42 am

Once the money's on the way things get brief-

Quote:

Honey xxx, I would like to talk to you about everything, but I just
don't have the money to write a long letter to you, missing you
terribly, Nasty

Once again, apologies for the political issues:

Sweetheart,

Do you have a mobile-there are 80,000 Russian troops on the border and it might just be a good time to discuss getting you out of there.

Love,

I'm beginning to wonder just how bright Boris is-there's a lot more money in a travel scam.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:41 am

Looks like paitence has paid off. I am getting off script replies and "where are you?" emails from my supposedly poor vlad. Bait------>hook

From me

f you can tell me a day and time when I can call and at least say "Hi" and hear your voice, that would be pretty cool. I know you don't speak much English but it's a start.

Also, since your translator knows I sent a transfer already, you may want to let her know she's not the only translator in the Crimea-I got an email from some outfit who offers translation services-couldn't figure out how they got my email but they're rates seem to be lower. this service says they're in Feodosiya, does that sound right?

Money, money, money.

Quote:

Dear J0hn, thank you for your help, when did you send the money and
how much? I think that I will be able to get the money in several
days. And I couldn't find anything on the link, which you sent to me.
Miss you, Nasty.

Then after a couple days, Boris is getting nervous

Quote:

Hi, my sweetheart! I look into the mirror and I see a thorny rose
without its petals. I look outside the window at the clear blue skies
and I feel like a bird without wings. Come give your girlfriend a hug
so that she can feel like a pretty rose and a free bird all over
again. I miss you. Your Nasty

Of course a response is needed:

Consider your self hugged and kissed too. You are such a gorgeous chick -I think I'm the luckiest man alive.

I worry like hell about you in that political situation. Are you safe?

Yes, I sent the transfer late last week-$1400 US, although I did get another quote from a translation service. I'll send it to you, ok?

The beach is rockin'. The surf's up and all I need is my Natasha to hit the waves with me. I know you aren't fluent in English but maybe if we could use your friend's phone I could hear your voice , maybe saying sweet thing in Ukrainian or maybe just "hello"?

And my character just so happened to get a quote from a translation service, which will be handy when the transfer fails:

Fron Al3nchek Translator:

Quote:

Thank you for contacting us regarding
our translation service. We are opened to give you the best service.
We'll inform your lady Nastya that you have kindly agreed to help with
the paying of the translating service. She is very
interested in you and she is waiting for your next
letters!!!

We inform you that we provide such services:

-Translating from Ukrainian to English, from English to
Ukrainian
-Scanning and printing
-Interpreter's service

-------------------------------------------------------------
Translating and printing
-------------------------------------------------------------
per one letter 5 $
-------------------------------------------------------------
Scanning and printing
-------------------------------------------------------------
per one photo 3 $
-------------------------------------------------------------

Also we would like to make you know that we have special
proposition for you to use UNLIMITED SERVICE, wish includes
unlimited exchange by photos, letters, phone calls between
you and your lady. You can easily save your money with using
this service!

-------------------------------------------------------------
Unlimited correspondence

per month 230 $

per 2 months 370 $

per 3 months 470 $

per 4 month 570 $

per 5 month 670 $

per 6 month 770 $

If you sign up now for the 6 month you will only pay 670 $ (that is one month free).
And that is not all. If your Lady does not write, we will find another match for you.
No extra cost or hidden fee. Sign up for our relocation service at incridible low
price of 1,000 $ so we can move lady to safe zone here in Crimea with
uninterrupted internet.

As you see our service is comprehensive and is less cost than the
other translating service.

We inform you that our company uses the most comfortable way
of bank payments.

As soon as you make your transfer please send us the whole
information about it and we will give your lady the
necessary information. The information we need is:

- your full name;

- country you live in;

- the sum of payment;

If you have some points to find out, contact us, and our
managers will answer all your questions.

Best regards
Administration of
G0merovski Translating Sevices ©

Of course I forwarded it to my lurvve, what could be better than a little competition?

This morning I get this from my vlad:

Quote:

I can give you the phone number of my friend, if you want.
And can I ask you to send me the receipt of making a transfer to my
bank account? I need to submit it to the bank. Missing you terribly,

Obviously, we need to resolve the translator issue but this is too good to pass up. Of course there's no receipt-on line banking! But is there anyone with a US accent that can do a convincing surfer dude on the phone?

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Quote:

G0merovski Translating Sevices ©

Nice to see GTS competing with Boris.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:46 am

Poke, poke

I had written this earlier but didn't hit "send" -it's been sitting in my drafts! Just kind of spaced it out.

I don't get what you mean by receipt. It's electronic banking, right? You send an e-mail with the details and a PIN, then you check your account on line and it shows a debit with the transfer code "224". I do a lot of these for work an it's always paperless-better for the environment, right? I sent the amount you asked for.

Did you check out that translator service? Seems to me that the pricing is better.Maybe we should talk to them. I really miss you and don't want to have to have you chasing down that one woman all the time when you want to email me.

I'd love to talk to you and hear your voice, even if it's just to say "hello". Why don't you send me your friends number and we can set up a time for a call.

With all the stuff that's going down where you are, I kinda get worried. Let me know you're safe?

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:16 pm

If I can find someone to record this-

Quote:

Honey xxxx, if you have just sent the money, then it is clear why the
money is not on my account yet. I miss and wait for the continuation
of our communication. The phone number of my friend is +3xxxxxxx1.
You can call me today at 7 o'clock p.m. I will be waiting. Love,
Nasty

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:04 pm

Fat Boris didn't get much sleep last night. Big Al and I called him at 7:00 pm, as requested-EST. Somehow I don't think that's what he had in mind. First we got some totally lame disco music while the phone rang. We made three calls over half an hour that weren't picked up. On the fourth he answered, hung up then turned the phone off.

This am, Nasty received a Nastygram from J0hn:

I called you at 7 last night, just as you agreed. First there was some gnarly disco music then after a couple minutes, some one picked up-and hung up. I called again -same thing. Then the phone was turned off.

Natasha, if you don't want to communicate with me, that's your call. I'll just say "ciao" and recall the transfer and stop bothering you. If that's what you want, that's cool. doesn't sound like you're serious about this.

From my end, I thought we had something and hoped we could go further. Let me know what's really up.

We may call again tonight.

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:52 am

I missed tonight's call, my fault. But Nasty's back

Quote:

Dear John, I do want to talk to you and I am very serious with you,where there's money concerned
but I didn't get any your calls. I guess the connection was bad. It is
a very common thing here. If you want, you can call me today at 7 p.m.
I will be waiting for your call. Missing you terribly.

So she didn't specify time zone again. I hope she changed the music.

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:47 am

We are still trading emails-short ones-about the phone calls. Fat Boris obviously has the rubles for that.

Quote:

Honey xxxx, I understand everything and wait for your call. By the
way, I have gone to the bank today and asked about the transfer and I
was told that there was not any a transfer to my bank account. I
couldn't believe it. I said to them that my beloved man couldn't
deceive me. But they said once again that there was no such a transfer
and that they couldn't help me. I am very sad because of this Sad

(.
Miss you terribly and want to write long letters to you. Your Nasty

Maybe it has to do with the political situation.

However, my character's on it:

I tried calling you again last night. I don't get it. I hear that electric disco crap then somebody hangs up on me! Happens every freaking time. I'll try again tonight.

Work has been seriously bumming me out. Long hours, boring stuff. You'd think working in a lab would be predictable, but noooo, we have projects on schedule! Which is basically bullshit-either the process works or it doesn't And time has nothing to do with it. You can't hurry chemical reactions-they don't care. Well, at least the lab believes in the long green-they paid for my Phd, paid for my house and I live pretty well.

I am def. going to hit the waves today. Surf'sup, it's warm and all I need is my lady from Urkaine-we can get you a wetsuit, if you prefer and a boogie board to learn on. No need to do the blue crush first. we'll bring you along slow!

I haven't heard anything from the banky-ou didn't get the transfer? That is seriously weird-shouldn't take this long. The Bank's not open weekends (figures, right?) so I'll get on the phone to them Monday. My lady needs her funds!

Have you (and the translator) checked out that agency I wrote to you about? It's cheaper and your translator might make a hell of a lot more money if she hooks up with an agency. Let me know and I'll write back and give the agency the number you sent me.

I know you can only write a couple lines, but baby, I really need to know you're safe and well. that whole political issue and the sanctions from NATO and the US have me seriously worried about you. Would you consider coming here?

And a little vladdish poetry-not as good as Oscar's but at least it's original.

Quote:

My sweetheart!!!

Missing you cause you are constantly on my mind
Missing you all the time
Missing you that it hurts so deep
Missing you that I can't even sleep

Yours forever,

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:50 am

The latest note from Nasty reminding me she's broke:

Quote:

Honey J0hn, thank you for your letter, but I have no money to
translate it and write a long reply to you Sad

((, missing you
terribly, Naty

You'd thin Boris would want to know about the money.

I understand, babycakes, but there's a problem. I spent most of yesterday on the phone with the bank. With the political hassle going down in the Crimea and sanctions against Russia, transfers are not always going through. My bank manager explained that some accounts have been "flagged" at the bank branch. Apparently, larger banks have less problems. so I asked the manager to resend the funds through a different beneficiary, a national bank, Bank of America. They supposedly do more regular transactions with the Ukraine and Russia. so the EFT has been resent.

This is such a pain. I can't get you on the phone: I've tried but whoever answers hangs up. I really think you translator should look into that agency, she'd make more money and I could pay directly the agency has an account for direct payment . I miss my baby and want to hear from you! I am going to ask them to write to you and maybe they might extend credit so we can write a few letters.

Last weekend, I wish you'd been around. Awesome waves, hot sun and fun. We all went over to my bro's place on the beach, stashed the boards and hung out with a few brews.Had a beach barbecue and had a rockin good time. You would have loved it. I told them all about this hot, sweet lady I'd been writing to and they want to check you out!

Write what you can-hopefully your cash will arrive by the end of the week. and talk to the agency?

I sent a follow-up

Dear Ms. Translator-please translate this-it's about you getting paid! And talk to the agency-sounds better than free-lance!

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:25 am

Boris is getting snotty after the transfer was returned because of sanctions in the conflict:

Quote:

Honey xxxxx, I don't think that you understand. The Privatbank, where
my bank account is open, doesn't work in my region, Crimea, but it
does work in other cities of Ukraine. So, you don't send the money to
the Crimea, you send the money to the Ukrainian bank, so I am able to
get the money.

And the sanctions, which you are talking about, are applied to the
politicians, and not applied to normal people.

> Which is why I changed banks to a national bank.

What do you mean - you changed the bank?

> And why are you all hung up on Western Union or Moneygram?

Because it is easier and faster and there are not such problems with
them like with bank transfers. My friend has got a Western Union
transfer today without any problems, while I have been waiting for my
money for several weeks already!!!

> Honey, when we get to the point that you might want to visit, I can
> buy you a e-ticket and expenses that you can use at the airport-not
> risk involved.

I need to make an international passport at first.

> I think those services are mostly used by scammers and criminals doing
> money laundering.

No, these systems are used by normal people, who have relatives and
friends abroad.

> I am beginning to think you're not serious about developing our
> friendship.

I wonder- why do you think so? Because I can't get the money, which
you did send to me?

I am still loving you as well.

Your Nasty

Boris has a serious attitude problem. so in response:

Hey baby,

I don't know if it's you or the translator, but somebody thinks they are an expert iin banking. I understand that the first transfer was returned because the account was flagged. The bank manager told me bit was probably because of the sanctions being put in place. Baby, I don't make this shit up, comprendes? So I used an account I have with a larger, national bank who does a larger volume of international transfers, or so they tell me. Got that one too? Because I want to talk to you, even though no one will pick up the phone, and your translator wants to get paid. Makes sense to me.

No Western Union or Moneygram. Not safe, not insured and not free. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CD0QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2010%2F02%2F12%2Fus%2F12arizona.html&ei=qsFHU4DKIauQyQGLlICIDA&usg=AFQjCNG2zIHkGnee8Bh2GJ4oBxZZF64Y1Q&sig2=6LwaxdTeDNQQVA7fDPv5Cw&bvm=bv.64542518,d.aWc, and see herehttp://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/2012/November/12-crm-1336.html. I may be a lab rat but if I send my lady mone, I want her to get it, not some gang.

You need money, I have it. I want to send money to the prettiest girl in the Ukraine who I really want to meet. We can talk about getting you a passport. Your translator needs money. My money, my choice about how it gets there.

And why are we arguing about this?

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:46 am

We are now on week two of "where's the transfer?" and Boris is off script and getting frustrated. There's virtually no hope of getting a double piggy out of him and he's not biting on the alternative translation service, but I can still jerk him around and waste his time.

Quote:

Thank you for your letter!!! I have read it and I have got several
things to tell you!!

First of all, if you used another bank, when will I be able to get the
money? What have you been told in the bank?

> Because I want to talk to you, even though no one will pick up the
> phone

Honey, I don't get any calls. Either the connection is bad, or you
don't call me.

> No Western Union or Moneygram. Not safe, not insured and not free.

It is safe, as now bank accounts are broken into by the terrorists-
separatists, however, if you send the money to me through Western
Union or MoneyGram, I will be able to get the money in 15 minutes
after they have been sent. And not terrorists won't be able to get it.

No, it is not free, but if you send the money to me on my bank
account, some money will be taken by the bank as well.

> I may be a lab rat but if I send my lady mone, I want her to get it,
> not some gang.

If you send the money to me through the bank, I might not get the
money either.

> My money, my choice about how it gets there.

Then make sure that money will come to me and I don't need to wait for
it forever.

> And why are we arguing about this?

Because you said that you had helped me, but I still didn't get the
money, which you sent to me.

> Love you

I love you too!!! And need you in my life!!!

Yours forever,

Nasty

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The name fits him perfectly!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:56 am

His attitude annoys me. He won't bite on Ginger's translator service, wants to argue about banking law and won't get off the money transfer services train. So the relationship crashes, less elegantly than NV does it-

Look, all you want to talk about is Moneygram this Western Union that.I've never met a chick that is so all about the money before and I think "Yours forever" depends on Cash. I think I should call the bank Monday and if I can, stop the transfer.

You're a hot lady and I'm sure other guys would think so too. I'm tired of dealing with the money and all that shit. Have your translator send me a bill and a method of payment so she won't try and dunn you and let's call it a day.

Too bad it didn't work out

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:49 am

Got to give this one points for being persistent, especially since I have told him no WU or MoneyGram:

Quote:

Honey John, you are mistaken: I don't need the money, I need to
continue talking to you, as you mean a great lot to me and I love and
miss you very much, your Natasha

P.s. I have already sent you the translation fees.

The translation of each letter costs 5$ and the scanning of one
picture costs 3$. There is also unlimited service in the internet cafe
when a person can pay 230$ at once and she will be able to write any
number of letters during one month and to attach any number of photos
to them. Moreover, this sum of money includes icq communication and
telephone conversations with the translator.

As for the money, you can send it through Western Union or MoneyGram,
using my full name and address. They are the following: name: Nataliya
Kuzovkova, address: 4/ 15 Suvorova Street, Sudak, the Autunomous
Republic of Crimea, 98005, Ukraine. When you make a transfer, write me
your full name, country, the money control number and the exact sum on
money.

Any suggestions on further forkery welcome

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:56 pm

I know we don't educate these sum but I couldn't resist, especially since he hung up everytime we called at 2 am:

I am watching CNN and the trouble in your country is pretty bad. don't dig the violence, revolution (ha,ha) and 80,000 Russian troops on the border. What the hell are you thinking? . If I could, I'd get you out in a heartbeat. But sending money via Western Union or MoneyGram into a war zone? Gimme a break, lady, that's crazy!

If your translator wants cash in her hot little hands and doesn't want to go through an agency, she can give me HER account. It's goning to be less than I'd send you but services rendered baby.

Otherwise, deals off. I'll regret you for a long, long time and you may have changed my life, but making you safe is kinda important. Sending cash to some shady service, er, that's a negative

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:46 am

The scam just keeps on coming:

Quote:

Honey , if you have already sent the money to my bank account, I
can wait for it to come here. Just tell me when you sent it and when I
am supposed to get it. I think that it is useless to send the money to
my translator's bank account, if the money is on the way to me, right?
I really miss you and want to talk to you. Kiss, Nasty

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:47 am

I went silent for a few days-I think even a victim would start wondering about an internet gal pal that isn't talking about her country being invaded. But this vlad is determined:

Quote:

My sweetheart!!! How are you? I am wishing you a very Happy Easter
that is filled with plenty of love and happiness. Missing you
terribly, kissing and hugging you, your Nasty"

I am guessing he sent a couple dozen of these out so I responded with a suggestion:

A Happpy Easter to you! Baby, I hope you're safe an well. I worry about you everytime I see the violence on the news. I know we'll find our way around this and work it out.

Since your translator is reading this, happy Easter to her too. What's er name? I was telling my brother about you, Natasha, and he mentioned if your translator is half as hot, he'd like to meet her. He's a lawyer, with ton of green but lives in Topeka.

Stay safe babycakes and we'll talk next week

Will Boris bite?

ETA: This one's been on the hook for over two months. Business must be slow

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:41 pm

I love this bait. Surfer guy is awesome and I hope to see more of him! Have you tried him on non-vlads? Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:46 pm

Vlads are more fun for this character.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:11 am

And Fat Boris is still on the hook and there's a prospect of more bacon:

Quote:

Honey J0hn, my translator's name is Katya. Thanks for your
congratulations!!! We celebrated Easter last Sunday. I wish I could
write long letters to you and send you my pictures, but I have no
money Sad

((. Missing you terribly, Nasty

Hmm, how to write to both....

Hey lovely lady!
Hi, Katya. First, Katya please tell Nasty I love her and I am kinda worried about her given the political situation. Having lots of army types with guns running around and attacking airstrips and other sites is got me real concerned about both of you. Also thank you because with out you I couldn't hang out with that very fine lady sitting next to you.

I'm going to assume you are willing to translate information relevant to you getting paid. We've had problems with Nasty's account, do you have a bank account for me to pay you? I really wish you'd get with that agency I sent you. More money, more business and I bet they'd take care of other stuff as well.

I'm working crazy hour at the lab but don't want to lose contact with my lady. Be cool, send me the info and we'll all benefit.

For Nasty-is your job still going half time? Have you found out anything about maybe learning English and relocating?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:46 am

Do I sense some fraudstration?

Quote:

Dear xxx, my translator doesn't have a bank account and everything is
fine with my account, so maybe you should got to the bank and find out
what it wrong with the money, which you sent to me, and when I am
supposed to get it? I am surprised that you didn't do this earlier. It
is your money and you should care of it. Missing you terribly, Nasty

Short memory-I want that second account! And I enjoy reminding him him basically in a war zone, a fact Boris seems to ignore.

I do take of my money: remember I cancelled the second transfer after your account was flagged? And given the political situation, it is highly unlikely that a third try will work. I also don't want Homeland Security showing up at my house being all nosey about why I trying to send money to a place where a war is about to break out!!

Honey, I'm doing the best I can here, but your translator reads this and Bull /Crap she doesn't have a bank account It's 2014, Ukraine isn't some backward nation. Considering that Putin is about to send troop in and Russian fighters are doing fly overs, it's a BIG DEAL. If she wants her money, she'll give an account that works. Which is why i kept sending the stuff about the agency.

Honey, we have to get you the hell out. I don't want to thing about you in an area where dudes are shooting at people.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:56 am

Since Boris has been writing "Dear J0hn" letters, I thought I'd return the favor:

Quote:

Dear J0hn, if in your country everybody has a bank account, in my
country it is not so. My translator doesn't have a bank account,
therefore, she can't give it to you. That is the reason why I
suggested you to send the money to me through Western Union or
MoneyGram. If you had sent the money to me this way, I would have
already got the money, as there are no such problems with these
systems. Missing you terribly, Nasty

Dearest Nasty (and translator),

Much I I feel for you, I don't see this working out. There's a war about to start. Your translator insists on being paid, which is fine, but mysteriously doesn't have an account the way any business woman would. That's kind of shady. And doesn't work with an agency.

My lady, you are all I ever hoped to find and this hurts a lot. But this money transfer crap is tanking our relationship! I asked around the lab where dudes have worked all over the world, and none of them think this makes sense. I can't get you out og the Crimea without going through the translator so I don't see any hope of meeting at all unless I truck on over. And I checked-the State Department isn't happy about private citizens headed toward Ukraine.

You will always have a piece of my heart. Please take care of yourself-I will think about you working in the cafe, with your friends. Try to be happy.

I love you

Not as good as NV's BYE but last chance for vladdish bacon.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:01 pm

This vlad"s persistent!

Quote:

Dearest J0hn,

My translator doesn't have a bank account, as she gets paid for her
services by cash. She doesn't need to have a bank account. She is a
freelancer, which is very common nowadays.

Honey, I know that you don't want to speak about Western Union, but I
should tell you that it works fine. My friend has got a transfer from
her relatives, who live abroad, today. So, you could try this way, at
least one time. If you are afraid of sending a huge sum of money, send
a small amount at first. If I get it, you could send the sum you
wanted to wire to me. Please, think of this.

I miss you terribly and want to write long letters to you and send you
my pictures.

Yours,

Love,

Nasty

P.s. I am moving to my mother to Lugansk tomorrow.

Maybe Mamushka has an account?

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I suspect you'll actually hear the crying from this vlad.