What in the name of Al Bundy is a UNICORN GREETING?

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From: johnuniceDate: 2014-04-12 00:29 AMSubject: RE: Hello Dear
Glancing through your profile was my pleasure and i really love every bit of it .I'm sending you this unicorn greeting, because I see special qualities in you.I then decided to send you a message which with hope, it would say or reveal how much i do and would love to get to know you better so we could share a lot of things together if u don't mind. hope to hear from you soon

Thanks John

Of course I don't mind you silly kipper, what do you like doing when you are not working?

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Anita got a PM from this guy wanting me to check his profile. I have no idea why he wanted me to look for something that does not exist.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Original Message:From: johnuniceDate: 2014-04-14 09:50 AMSubject: RE: Hello Dear
Hi Dear

How are you doing my dear, my dear if i am not working i we like make people very happy and you

actually this is my first time of visiting this site and am also new to this online dating , I was filled with love when I saw and read your profile.......well do you have a Skype id ? If yes I want you to add me on john.unice3 so we can get to talk on the Skype...Hope to hear from you soon. Other things but remember that age, co-lour and distance have nothing to do with love. This is my email address ([email protected] )Am waiting for your reply soonest.

A lots of love

John

Hi Uncle John.

I don't use skype or Facebonking, they are for silly children. Why don't we get to knowing each other on here?

Happy fisting

Shona

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^^^ Been that way for a few days now. He isn't putting one up. Only minimal and photo so he can PM.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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From: johnuniceDate: 2014-04-14 10:57 AMSubject: RE: Hello Dear
My dear do you know that i am interested in you??

I had no idea, three messages and you have not once told me that you love me. I did not think you were interested in me at all.

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 4:58 pm

Facebonking? I may steal that!

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From: johnunice
Date: 2014-04-12 01:00 AM
Subject: Hello Dear

Hi!! I was thrilled by your profile. It's so good to know I could find someone like you here. You'll know little about me when you go through my profile. I also think it'll be a wonderful experience getting to know you more. I must say you're beautiful. I like what I see, I wonder if your age is really what you put on there because you look younger than that age.. smiling.... I really like what I see and will like to stay in touch. Blessed..
John

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

^^^^ You never got a unicorn, you, you, hussy!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Oh dear!

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From: johnuniceDate: 2014-04-14 01:19 PMSubject: RE: Hello Dear
YES I LOVE YOU

That time we spent really apart, was the worst time of my life. Yes, it was only a week, but it felt much longer. You are my soul mate, my best-friend, my lover, my hero, the person who defends me, my one and only, my confidant, my true love, my heart, my wife, and the Mother of our children. I love you always and forever. if you can open skype i well like it so that we can see on cam

John

You vile lying pigdonkey,we have not spent a week apart, we have spent 55 years apart. Have the batteries leaked in your anally instererated rampant rabbit and made your brain smaller than your todger? I don't want to be your wife, you are a killer of wifes. Now as for children what in the name of Simon Cowell's codpiece is this? Some sort of joke? I hate children, they should all be locked in cupboards and let out only to be beaten! We would only have children if I can poke the sperm up your urethra with a cockingtall stick! Lets do it, where would you like to meet? I can give you a baby and you can work out where to let the foetus gestate, maybe you could could it in a box with your other dead kids and in nine months you can shit out a bowling ball. When do you want to meet? I can't do Thursday I am going to an orgy at the church.

Love you like non alcoholic beer.

Shona

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:48 pm

I'm still stuck back on the "Unicorn Greeting". WTF????? Sounds like it might hurt. Laughing

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Ewok wrote:

^^^^ You never got a unicorn, you, you, hussy!

Mistress has the unicorn greeting now.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

^^^^ The cheating pigdonkey!

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