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 Goat Simulator.. The Dane's project!

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Dharma
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk58-KUarow

I thought it's a hoax or something, but this is real!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturevideo/10736382/Goat-Simulator-April-Fool-or-the-greatest-game-of-all-time.html

Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bo beat you to it by a month and a half http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=244558

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, it's a step up from this...

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1330754003/bear-simulator

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The April fool would be if Welsh Ann Summer's branches were stocking "Goat Stimulator's!"

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ I am interested. Tell me more.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ What goes on in the goat shed stays in the goat shed!


If you take them to the edge of the cliff they push back more, allegedly!

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well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm gonna hijack my own thread and take the chance to congratulate The Dane. He's started a new adventure! Very Happy

May the goat be with you, you bastaaaaa Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ selling false teeth to grannies?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's finally got the part in an ABBA tribute band - I'd heard one was looking for a new Agnetha.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lazy bastard finally got a job.

Granted, it's only selling his butt to sailors, but it's a start.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's not a job, that's just a position.

He would have to do some real work if it was a job.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the best thread on Eater in a long while. Nice to see you here again Dharma. I had all but given up on you. I figured the Algerians finally found you. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
The Algerians are busy dealing with Kofi Mensah and his guymen in a desert camp Mr. Green
Thanks!!
I was checking the comrades around the globe! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I no longer have any idea what this is about.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ You're KIDding!

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Closed lad accounts x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is it a goat or a sheep,

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26870598

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now to lower the tone to my level!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoMdC2i0OXY

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Closed lad accounts x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Baaaah humbug!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From Steam's advert:

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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

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