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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Michael Smith
22:18 (11 hours ago)

to me
i want you to please help me with the money to pay the custom before all i have, go for nothing and is my life please

How much do you need? I can help this once because you are going to start telling me the truth,. What is their bank details? I am too drunk and lazy to start opening attatcheyments. Tell me quickly before I spend all my wealth downloading dwarf-porn!

Seriously, you are not a good husband are you? You never even send me naked pictures but I will do this for you because I love you.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Michael Smith
15:56 (6 hours ago)

to me
love you know that here is not my country and i cant move all around here, 9so you are going to send the money through my business partner here so that i will send it to them quickly please love and i promise you that after this i will send you my naked pics as much as you needed okay

so here is the details of my partner

Receiver's Name: Odiah Jude

Receiver's Address: 11 Odion street Ikeja, Lagos.

Country: Nigeria
Test Question: When
Answer: Today
Amount:

please love help me before is too late please

Is this some Witch Doctor hocus pocus? I took those details to my bank and they laughed at me! This is not a bank account, you snotgobbling idiot.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Michael Smith
22:45 (8 hours ago)

to me
okay can you believe me now? so love please hurry and send the money through western union i am waiting befor is too late please and after this situation that i am, i promise to send you my naked pics as much as you need please love

Urrrghhhhhh, you feelthy peeg! When things boil down to Western Union it is obviously already too late!

Never email me again, I know you are talking to other pigdonkey women, you manhoor. I will give £10,000 to the local orphanage this morning as I won't be giving you a penny. You broke my heart you swine!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Michael Smith
15:58 (1 hour ago)

to me
love why that, what did i do or did you see me with another woman?i came to fish 3 days ago when i see you and i am inlove with you and i went and read your profile and i did not run away because i love you and not the money that you have so why speaking like this at the time i need you most love and after this i will come and visit you if you want please i am in trouble why cant you help me love

You copy a picture off the internet and pretend it is you. You tell me to use Western Union, it has been on the news that these things (Monkeygram too) are used just by fraudstars. I would have sent you £10,000 had you just being honest with me. I gave it to hungry orphans instead so you did a good thing. I am going out now to have a homosexhual love at the Christian Lesbians for Lumpy Friday's Club. Are you in any homosexhual groups?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Michael Smith
17:29 (2 minutes ago)

to me
so you think i ama froud i told you lets see on cam and you said no so i ask you to give me money and you refuse love, is it only fraud star that send money through western union? no love it was made for real people not fraud the reason why i said you should send it through there is that so that i can easily collect the money and send to them because here is not my country love, that is what i mean please love and i really miss you allot please so that i will leave this country for once.

and if you want me to prove it that you are the only one i have, i will go to fish and write about you in my profile headline that you are my love in home and away and i will do that for you to believe me love. please send it tomorrow i am waiting please love

My only problem with going on cam, is that I am fat bloke, not the lovely Shona in real life! Still we can gloss over that!

My internetz connection is not fast enough to support camera and I am not a cam girl so it does not matter to me. Who in the name of fuc kdiggedyfuck do you think you are speaking at? Do I want YOUR money? No I bloody do not! Do YOU want MY money? Well of course you do. Here are the rules.

1. I will talk to you in any way I wish, for you are a disgusting low life scrounger who thinks the world owes him a living and after a couple of messages on an obscure dating site that you have a claim on MY money. No you don't. I will do what I want with MY money. If you were a decent bussineyness man you would not rely on the charity of strangers. You want to get your grimy little paws on my sheckles, therefore you will speak to me as your QUEEN always and show respect in every word. Do you understand, you filthy pig donkey?

2. I am always right because I have the money and you do not.

3. Never question me again, you low life scrounging scum bag. I have money and you don't!

4. Get a bank account and I will consider letting you have a little of MY money. If you ask for Western Union again after reading this I will never reply to you again. Western Union is for for fraudstars not good people. READ THIS PIG DONKEY! http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/25/us-westernunion-probe-idUSBREA1O07E20140225

5. If you have any doubts refer to RULE TWO, you disgusting homosexhual failed man, you want my money, you do what I say, when I say, or you get nothing.

How is the weather there today?

Shona

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

The more messages without a reply, the more fraudstrated the lad obviously is. Monday I reckon..................

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Michael Smith
03:23 (3 hours ago)

to me
God i am in trouble please God help me so that i will come out of this, my queen refuse to send me the money she promise me God what will i do? and she knows i am not a fraudstar and if i go and get an account here it will take some days and so many stress, if you should send it through my partners account the money will not complete before it get to my hand so that i will forward it to them God what will i do and she is my love and my queen, i always want her to be happy but i am not happy here because that is the only way i can collect the money safe and complete before forward it to them,God what will i do?

And this little gem....

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Michael Smith
03:39 (3 hours ago)

to me
hunting you caused a wound in my heart which is difficult to heal.i feelthe pain each time i think of you far from my side the only cure to the wound in my heart is to say i love you and i will always be with you and you will always make me happy my wealthy glorious queen

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Michael Smith
03:43 (3 hours ago)

to me
i will like to have my queen phone number to talk to her

The temptation to give it the number of Buckingham Palace, telling it my staff are instructed NEVER to put calls through was strong and I had to remind myself about the ITP rule!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Michael Smith
22:30 (9 hours ago)

to me
love please 4give me i will do as you said okay so that i will send it to them please love and how are youb to day i hope you are fine

Hang on a minute, I never replied to your last whiny mail, let us grace you with a reply now........

What are you babbling about? Has all the desgusterating homoshexual lovejuice you pour down your fat neck rotted your brain? I haven't told you what to do. I could cast a spell that will bring you to your senses or too your knees, depending how I feel. Would you like that, worm?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Not content with emailing me, the hardest bacon I have worked for emythers on Fishmeetfeckwits!

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Original Message:From: michaelsmithDate: 2014-03-22 06:22 PMSubject: message to an angel
love okay i am sorry please i will do as you said love please i really need it love so that i will send the money to them my queen please i will do as you said, i will send the account details my queen please 4give me

Right, so how much money are you begging for? What will you use it for and when will you pay it back?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I have never worked so hard for a piggy, the bacon is of the sweetest quality.

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Michael Smith
08:04 (1 hour ago)

to me
please love i am here waiting from your respond love please send it to them for my goods to released and i will always obey my queen, love here is the details

BANK OF AMERICA
Acc name w. Shirley
acc num xxxxxxxxxxxxxx0198
routine num xxxxxxxxxxxxx7

please after that let me know here okay please i am waiting my queen kisses and love

Was your mother raped by a homosexhual pigdonkey? Are you really an international busiyness man of mystery? You would know that I can't transfer to an account without an IBAN number and SWIFT CODE. Now I am going to a church orgy at lunch time so you will need to get me a better account and quickly. I can not transfer to that one now as I am embarrassed by you in my bank. Taylor Dane, the rather attracrive bank manager laughed when I told him I wanted to transfer money without those codes. I was going to send £1 to make sure it worked as you STILL have not told me how much money you need.

Now understand this, you septic leprechaun.

I need a PROPER account. Not that rubbish, SWIFT CODE and IBAN number.

I need to know how MUCH OF MY MONEY you are begging for.

We need to institute a higher level of security, any email to do with this transfer must be headed "I AM SHONA'S SANITARY TOWEL." If you fail to head an email in that way I will not respond as it may not be you emailing. Clear as mud?

Now hurry up and get an account that I can transfer internatiaclly to. IBAM and SWIFT. I need to go and lube up ready for church.

Hurry you worm. If you fail me now I shall keep my money and never reply again.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I told this money hungry loon that he must head his email with "I am Shona's Sanitary Towel!" for security reasons.

He sends me the same bank account.

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AM SHONA,S SANITARY TOWEL
Inbox
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Michael Smith
14:24 (6 hours ago)

to me
hello love how are you doing?i hope you are fine please i am so so busy with my business that is why i did not check my mail i thought you have sent the money, i dont know that you need those requires love and they have not release my goods please pay in 15,000USD love to them for my goods to be release please you are my only hope and here is the details

BANK OF AMERICA
Acc name xxxxxxx
acc num 4350xxxxxx
routine num xxxx017
IBAN Num 026xxxx93
Swift Code bxxxxxx

bank adress,1370, fordham drive, virginia beach, va 23464 USA

please after that let me know here okay please i am waiting my queen kisses and love

This bank account will not accept the transfer! Speak to the wingnuts and get a proper account. I won't be messed about by stupid white men!

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Michael Smith
14:33 (6 hours ago)

to me
and how was my queen doing? and what are the things my queen has done for the day? i want to know and hold on with the flight when i am less busy i will visit my queen and she will take me around to different important places and i will always obey my queen and do all she ask me to do i love you bye my queen and take good care of your self for me

Are you drunk? you have ignored me for so long, you can't give me a bank account that works. If you do not provide a working account within 24 hours I will make a donation to the Pet Rescue Charidy in your name.

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:16 pm

^^^^There you are you little bugger,why you bin hiding from me??????

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

You woo me like a lad!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Is the wedding off?

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Michael Smith
19:15 (41 minutes ago)

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hello why did you do so? you would have tell me this is how you are, and i dont know that you are a witch and a bad woman and you know what you have done so don't reply me again and lets behave as if we don't know each other and we have not seen before okay bad woman

You hardless barsud. I had purchased a wedding dress and had my staff fatten a goat! I will be burning the 15,000 that you asked for at midnight. I curse your love for money, you will be poor and in the gutter from this day on. Every time something goes wrong in your worthless life it will be my curse, remininding you that your queen Shona was made to cry by you.

Yes I am a witch, I know magic that could make you have straight hair. Get down on your knees worthless cur and remember if your Queen wants you, I am not above spells to make you here. I will be watching you closely boy and be sure if I see you asking anyone for money on the internet again I will Harry Potter your lying ass so low that the wildebeest will piss on you.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Love this lad pain!

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Michael Smith
22:46 (8 minutes ago)

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why did you report that account? or have i done any thing wrong to you if you know that you don't love me you should have tell me not to spoil that account, what is the gain for you to spoil that account or have i not be nice to you so why?

Report what account? You told me it was the Customs account that are holding your goods. All I did was try to pay 15000 of my money! I told you not to message me gain, you are a liar and broke my hearts. I have to tell my family and friends the wedding is off, you Pigdonkey!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Michael Smith
07:33 (36 minutes ago)

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okay what happened that you did not pay the money, instead you frustrate me and i put hope on you you reported that account and they are angry with me which you increase the fire and i am so disappointed i trust you and i love you i did every thing to make sure that i love you so why such thing? i ask you to send it through western union and you refuse, i gave you that account and you spoil it so why treating me this way?

Now, wait a cafedwelling minute! I told you Western Union was for fraudstars and gave you evidence of this. Now you insult me. Batstud! I shall ring US Customs and ask them what is wrong with their account and see if they have a better one I can use?

If you insult me again, I shall start incantation, Pigdonkey.

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Michael Smith
21:04 (1 hour ago)

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hello queen why are you treating me like this? an d what have i done to you to deserve all this, and there is no need to call the USA custom okay, if you really love me and trust me as i trust you please dont send any money to that account okay, i will send you a new account that you will use okay if you love me as i love you and dont make any mistake please because of my goods please why not do this for once if you really love me as i love you

Oh goody more bacon!

Is it the US Customs causing us problems? I will have my barrister ring them and tear them a new elbow hole!

I have not burnt the money yet or cast any spells, so if you hurry up with the customs bank details I can transfer the 15000 straight away, but this is your last pencilcock chance, ok numbnuts?

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instead you frustrate me

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they are angry with me which you increase the fire

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i am so disappointed

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Michael Smith
14:03 (3 hours ago)

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my queen for get about calling them okay lets put this straight forward my love, i would have ask you to send it to me through western union but you said no, which is you don't trust me, (YOU CATCH ON QUICK LAD!)and don't worry i will sent it my self because is a business issue and i will send you another account details where you will pay the money(COURSE I WILL, LAD, LET US HOPE NOWT GOES WRONG AGAIN EH?) so that i will send the money to them okay,so how was your day?and what have you done for the day my queen?

I think you can wait a day or two for a reply, Let us add to your fraudstartions!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I expect more better desperations!

I forgot to mention, the little worm makes sure he heads all his mails thus!

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Michael Smith [email protected]
to: Shona
date: 1 April 2014 19:36
subject: RE: I AM SHONA'S SANITARY TOWEL
mailed-by: hotmail.com

Michael Smith
19:36 (13 minutes ago)

to me
hello love how are you doing i hope you are fine and i did not hear from you any more so what is the matter love

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Michael Smith
00:19 (19 hours ago)

to me
so this is how you are hmmm and you cant reply me, okay if this is how you take me for but i must tell you that i have only one love and i saw her in fish and i am in love with her and her name is SHONA and i am deeply in love with her and she is all i have, and i will do what ever she want me to do and she is mine, i am in trouble and she did not answer me why? and this is to show that i really love you okay and reply me please i am in trouble please i am waiting love if you love me.

I really must get back to this lying lad and help myself to more bacon!

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Original Message:From: michaelsmithDate: 2014-04-04 07:03 AMSubject: message to my love
hello love why did you forget me and what have i done to you love

Emailing Shona with a picture of a child is never a good thing!

I have been in hospital. I am waiting a transplant now. I won't reply again, you know I hate that picture. I thought you had sold the child?

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Original Message:From: michaelsmithDate: 2014-04-04 01:29 PMSubject: RE: message to my love
yes she is not with me love and did you want me to remove the picture love

I don't care what you do, I am probably going to die very soon. Don't go asking me for money, I can't be bothered with it all.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Such compassion from our scamming lover!

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Michael Smith
02:24 (16 hours ago)

to me
hello love please why are you like that, even if you don't have money you would have told me and i will know what to do love and not just leave me like that love and now i am on my kness please love i borrow money to pay them since you did not respond to me and i want to pay the money back love and if you cant help me with any money that you wish to help me love

I am probably going to die and you just go on about money! Bastard Pigdonkey! You could offer me one of your kidneys but no, you just want money. Screw you, my health is more important.

I hope those you borrowed from come and sodomise you with a broken bottle.

I would have sent the money but you have no working bank account, dickhead!

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Emailing Shona <strike>with a picture of a child</strike> is never a good thing! If you're a lad

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

On a serious note, using a picture of a child on a dating site even for a non lad is just daft. Nothing against anyone that uses dating sites but lots against those who think that it is ok to use pictures of children to show how "caring" they are!

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