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Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

Can't believe these people.

I started chatting with General David yesterday..... and we chatted again for quite a few hours today. Just the usual "You sound awesome I want to take you as my wife" lol.

He clearly got confused today with all his "wifes", when I got home this afternoon, I found an email in my inbox from same guy same email address, same photo, introducing himself. #WTF

I think it would be formal if I get to introduce myself. I am David , I am a General in the U.S Army.I am divorced. I have an only son (Jersey) he is 16 years old. Hope i didn't bore you with my message.Take care. You can tell me about yourself, if it's okay with you.

Regards,
David

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

Him : Honey you are transferring the money to europe and i believe it is easy transfer, you are not a fraud am not a fraud so they is no problem, honey try not to discuss our love with anybody.. our love is sacred and should be between our lovely path together

Me: i am not fraud and you are not fraud but other people are fraudsters and I can not afford to lose the money
I am so excited about you my love so I had to tell my friend

Him: honey go first they will transfer it for you since it is moneygram, moneygram is Good transfer honey

Me: no its not there are many fraudsters
it is a lot of money and I will rather do bank to bank transfer

Him: when i was in the state i use to transfer money via moneygram because i dont really like western union dont listern to people am telling you, i have done it several times and they was no problem, i have transferred money via moneygram to my son and it was delivered properly honey

Me: david - do you want me to help you or not? I have the money - if you want me to help you - you get a bank account

Him: Honey am your husband and if am telling you the right thing and you are arguing, My son school account have some problems and it will be rectify soonest but my son need this money urgently honey..
malta is europe and i have transfered through moneygram when i was in the state and they was no problem

Me: Well its MY money... and I am telling you I will only transfer from bank account to bank account. If you don't like it we leave it.

Him: ok honey i will try and get the bank imformation by tomorrow

For some reason I am VERY impatient and irritated with this one... lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Way to stick to your guns!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I was once engaged to David. He loves it if you ask him to check with his boss, the Sergeant. He is quite hung up on his imaginary rank!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

@next victim lol I've learned from you Razz

@Ewok Haha Will ask him next we chat about his Sergeant...

Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:10 pm

I love his "I am the husband" crap. Evil Lol

No, you are not married and you're right on about it being "MY money!"

It's so obvious how these men feel about women. Sad. They would never make it a day in a life of a man in a developed country. Can you imagine him saying that to an independent woman of means? Evil Lol

I can hear the heels in the butt and the click click of those same heels walking away!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

^^^^ ~I wear the trousers in our house SomeBuddy!

Yes the missus tells me which ones to wear but I still wear em!

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:28 pm

Both my grandpas had signs in the home (needle point no less) that said

"I am the boss of this home
And I have my wife's permission
to say so"

We do let our men believe they are the boss, it makes them feel better and it also gets him to take out the trash. Razz

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

Oh, and another thing general Tee-Tiny-lil-boy, I'll tell anyone I choose to about you and our "romance" , what , are you ashamed of me? I can't wait to tell all my military friends that I am dating a real live General!!! hee hee!!
I hate how these lazy gits manipulate their victims , make them think they love them , use the name of G-d to steal from them !!

Get him for all you can!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

I think that is exactly why I am annoyed with this one. The way he tries to manipulate with throwing the husband thing at me. I know they all do that, but this one also often tells me "I am not happy with you again" - because I delayed replying to an email from him. #WTF

Anyways, this is the latest:

Hello mom,

mummy we where told to make sure we pay our medical advancement M.B.B.S Department fee, i know i have over stress you mom and
am so sorry i need your kindly help mom so that i can be able to write my medical exams..it goes with Environmental Restructure
mom,

ENVIRONMENTAL: $1,500 USD

M.B.B.S: $3,520 USD

Mom i thank you for being there for me, showing me all the love and care and I pray that God guide you and dad, you care for
me and am so happy mom and am please to have you as my mom, you are the best mom in the whole world and i will always
love you from my heart mom.. stay bless mom.. from your lovely son

and my reply:

Hello my lovely son

I am happy to hear you are well! It seems you are a dedicated student and I like that Smile

That is an awful lot of money. I said to your dad I don't mind helping you guys out, but I think what I will need is an invoice from the institution you are studying at? Let them send me the invoice with at least a breakdown of what all the money is for? Please my son, can you do that for me? Then also I will need a bank account to transfer the money to on Monday. I will do it first thing Monday morning.

So proud of you!!

Thanks for letting me know.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

HELLO MOM, I GOT OUR SCHOOL AUTHORITIES BANK DETAILS, MOM THIS IS MY HEAD OF MEDICAL DEPARTMENTAL ACCOUNT THAT IS REGISTERING US
IN OUR M.B.B.S MEDICAL COURSE AND ENVIRONMENTAL, YOU CAN TRANSFER TO HIS ACCOUNT THERE IN AMERICA AND HE WILL RENDER ME MY UNITS COURSE HERE IN
MALTA, ALL STUDENTS OF MY DEPARTMENT SEND TO HIS ACCOUNT AND HE FACILITATE OUR M.B.B.S MEDICAL COURSES HERE IN MALTA..

Account details..

SEND VIA BANK: BANK OF AMERICA
ACCOUNT NAME: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
ACCOUNT NUMBER: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
AMOUNT: $5,20USD

mom you send to the account and forward the bank sender slips to my email mom and i send to his email for confirmation..
mom you have been so good to me and i always pray for you, i read harder to make you and dad happy, i will never Disappoint you
in all my academical pursuit and when i become a doctor i will always be there for you mom, you are my great mummy, you filled
my world with happiness, each day i pray i know that you are there for me, i can cook mummy and i will prepare you vegetable
sauce mix with fresh fish. i love you mom and God bless you and dad...

My second one hehe! Razz

LOL I only saw now he made a mistake with the amount. Definitely one 0 missing there.

That is exactly what my slip will display. He will only get the slip from me by Wednesday then on Friday I will see his mail about the wrong amount, then will have to cancel payment on Monday to do a new one Razz

I enjoy this way to much!

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:31 am

OINK OINK

Congratulations on the second piggy! You'll have a full sty in no time! Razz

You're such a good mommy, too! $5,200 ? WOW, can you be my mommy! Evil Lol

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

Ofcourse SomeBuddyAtHome lol. I only do bank to bank transfers though, and it takes a LONG time Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:05 am

You may want to ignore the whole"send me a transfer slip" issue. It's an on-line transaction and paperless!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

Thanks Capone Very Happy

I have done one in photoshop. Want to give it a try and see what happens. But to be honest this guy irritates the SHIT out of me lol

This is our latest conversation - about the slip Razz

Him : honey you know you have to send him immediately so that he can forward it honey you are a lovely honey pie and my world is built around you

Me: honey, i cannot, i have a meeting, once the meeting is done, i will get the slip and THEN i will send it to him, ok?

Me: All you can do is demand, I will do it in MY OWN time. You did not even THANK me for the money

Him: i did honey you are the best honey - thank thank you my love - a trillion thank you will not be enough to say honey, you are the best love of my life i can die for you honey

Me: bye

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:07 pm

Your slaps are great! Evil Lol

He doesn't need a slip. A slip is for your records only and will not help him with obtaining the money. Your account it set up as paperless, so you don't even receive a slip in the first place. The account holder only needs to check his account in 5 or so days.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

Lol not sure what happened here now. I did send a slip to him, clearly he doesn't trust it, or something is up:

Hello mom, my departmental M.B.B..S director said you should go to bank and stop the transfer and collect the money and go to the Bank of America,(B.O.A) and transfer to the account, because the account dont receive money from another bank, mom you can go to your bank and collect the money and go to Bank of America(B.O.A) and send to the account.. mom that is they policies, Am really sorry for the stress mom, i plead on my knees mom, thank you for everything mom, you are the best mom in the whole world and am sorry for the stress mom, i love you so much and big thanks to you mom for all your care and support mom...

My reply :

Hi Chris

I am not sure I understand why we have to do it this way, but because you are my child now too, I don't mind doing it. I can't wait to meet you Chris, and I think while you wait for me to get to the bank, which will probably only be tomorrow afternoon, why don't you send me a photo of yourself? Send a photo of you with your friends over there? I would love to see what you guys look like and what you are up to. And also please add a poster to the photo (a nice big one you can hold up) that says : I luv my new mom!

Come on Chris, I'm sure you can do something for me too?

Hope you are also doing some studying?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

Hi David

Sorry I was sick in bed the last 2 days.

The account number your son has given me... well the bank says there are fraudulent activities on that account. Why would that be? What is going on?

I need a new account number to deposit the money for you.

Please send it asap.

Miss you lots my love!

and then from him today... lol

Account name: Rameeza mohammed

Account number: 1746049

Account name: first mariner Bank

Bank Address: 1641 East jappa Road Baltimore md 21286

Routing Number: 252070752

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:48 pm

OINK OINK!!!!
Congrats! You're building up quite a sty there! Razz

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:33 pm

Now that didn't hurt him, did it?!? Congrats on the new piggy!!

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:09 am

The General and his son continue to stay busy. So many stories, so many piggies to go around. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten twigged yet but keep him going!