Mercy DoVeryLittle (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/mercyD

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My Profession: Constructins

Location: Edmond, Oklahoma, US

About Me
I AM DOLAND MERCY A SINGLE GOD,SFEARING LADY FROM OKLAHOMA NEW ON THIS SITE TO MEET THE RIGHT MAN THAT I CAN SETTLE DOWN WITH
I AM HONEST,TRUSTING,CARING,LOYAL,AND RESPECTFUL KIND OF LADY.
I DON,T LIKE CHEATING AND DON,T WANT PEOPLE TO CHEAT ME.I AM A SIMPLE LADY WITH GOD IN MY LIFE
I WILL LIKE TO MEET A HONEST THAT I CAN LOVE WITH MY LIFE AND SETTLE DOWN WITH I WILL LIKE TO MEET A CARING MAN THAT I CAN ASK DO ANYTHING AND HE WILL LIKE TO DO IT

She dropped one of my characters since she couldn't read swedish chef talk. I'm trying 'redneck' speak with her.

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hello handsome,you look very handsome in fact since i registered this site, i have never met a handsome profile like your,s you are very handsome,
anyway i will like to introduce my self to you,my name is Mercy a single lady from Edmond Oklahoma new on this site to meet the right man for me,
the man who i will love with the love of my heart,and he will love me too with the love of his heart too,please i am not here for games,cheating so i don,t want anybody to cheat me too,
i am single and searching that,s why i sent you this message looking forward to hear from you.
please if you will like to know more about me you can hit me up on
[ [email protected]]THANKS WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY

Hey thar sugar tits!
How is yo' doin'? ah do love yer pitcher, oh yessuh ah do

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thanks for your reply, but i live in Oklahoma city but presently away now so i will like to talk to you on yahoo messanger, you can add me [email protected]

Hey now ah doesn't knows nuthin' bout no messenger stuffs but ah gots one of them thar fancy email accounts an' ah done did email yo', yessuh ah did, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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yeah add me okay

Ummm, No

Wal now sugar tits ah doesn't haf one of them thar yahoodle accounts so ah done emailed yo' fum mah fancy gmail account an' ah sure does hope yo' write back lickety split! Fry mah hide!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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why can,t you open one

Wal sugar tits, kin yo' not receive mah email? ah wawked so hard on it, yessuh ah did! Fry mah hide! ah may not be th' smartess man but eff'n ah was, ah c'd figger out how t'do a yahoodle, but ah cain't figger it out.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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okay what please i want you to add me on yahoo pls so we talk there okay

I'll try another approach

Now now sugar tits, ah cain't find th' site fo' thet thar yahoo pls. ah foun' an amateuer po'n movie involvin' midgits. ah knows they is small varmints, not midgits. But thar's midgit po'n out thar.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

The lad finally emailed:

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hello handsome I got your message, I will be happy to have you on my yahoo messenger list so we talk and know each other more,you can hip me up on [email protected]

Ugh

Good Mo'nin' sugar tits!
ah sure is happy t'hear fum yo', yer so fine wif wo'ds an' whut not.

Sugar tits, yahoodle crashes mah old computer. ah like this hyar email thin', kin we does thet?

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:00 pm

"Mercy" is a good name for him. That is what one needs to deal with him. Razz

Love your redneck speak, Ginger. Can't wait to see how this one pans out. I think you'll need more vodka, though. This one is more stupid than most.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I got a PM from this one and answered it but he never wrote back.

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