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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:20 am |
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I was having a bit of a joke at TheMonsignor's expense the other day...telling him that he might want to consider ordering some "Depends", due to his age.
He, being a British commoner, did not know what "Depends" are. Well the joke is not that funny (and really was not anyways) without TM getting the joke.
So I go to the site (because you know how much funnier a joke is when you explain it) and copy the link for him....now I cannot got hardly anywhere on the internet
without an ad for "Depends" telling me I can get them shipped for free. 
And Viagra.  |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:37 am |
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Just remember that when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointed back at you. LOL.
I'm sure they'll go away. (Someday) |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:51 am |
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I think Depends are oppressing old people. Once you get to a certain age allowances should be made and the old geezers given permission to piddle in the shrubbery. |
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Toomuchfun
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Joined: 22 Jun 2011
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:18 am |
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Not related to your Depends search. It was your "Pron" searches.  |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:29 am |
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I just shit my pants. I get to shit and it keeps people away, all my daily goals accomplished. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:36 am |
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Well if you can't keep it in it probably stands to reason you can't keep it up either. |
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mimicat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Nov 2010
Posts: 2197
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:32 pm |
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^^ ROFLMAO. Good-un |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:38 pm |
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Sorry PF, that phrase belongs to me.
(It's one hell of a pick-up line). |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:41 pm |
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Well,you learn something new everyday!
I had no idea what depends were
btw to stop ads following you across the web, clear your cookies |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:51 pm |
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^I did Nanny. Just took me awhile to notice the ads.
@TMF....kick rocks loser boi, don't you have some sweaty men you should be watching? |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:08 pm |
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All three of the most-used web browsers (Explorer, Firefox, Chrome) have private surfing features that don't leave cookies and clears out your browsing and search history after you close. Try it next time you search for something you are not familiar with.
I learned this the hard way when I was searching for a birthday gift for my son and suddenly got hit with ads for World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. merchandise and events.  |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:38 am |
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I had this happen when l was looking for a butt pad for my rifle.
A couple off days later my wife said "l know you have a flat arse,but butt pads?  |
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
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Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:14 am |
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Maybe it 'Depends' on how you look at this but doesn't the Woman on this Fellers Left look like she smells what he is Cooking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrPOfJwAcM |
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The Monsignor
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Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:09 pm |
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Ah... Very Witty, JC  |
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