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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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My darling and most passionate Roxxy
Good day to you, how are you doing my love? hope your night was spectacular? hope the atmospheric condition of that place is a bit friendly today? darling I am very sorry for the late response, I had gone to have a little prayer in the Church, Remember that I attend catholic church here, and Reverend father Valentine is a catholic man, his day must be remembered. I just arrived back now at home and hasten to send you my warm and regard greeting and celebration to you.
Darling, do you know what Valentine means? do you know what today stands for? this is the day that Reverend Father Valentine designed and ordained by God to show love and kindness to the loved ones, family, friends and relatives, How painful it is that I am not able to be with you there? what a great pain? but I want to believe that as I am not there with you, My love , body, spirit and entire soul is abiding with you wherever you go. I will never find another lover more precious to you, because you are close to me just like my mother, you are close to me just like my father, brother, and sister, You are the only one, my everything, All my life, I pray for someone like you, and I thank God that I finally found you. I swear it to you today that nothing in this life will make me change my mind towards you, you shall forever remain in my heart.
Darling today been the Valentine day, I wish to express my sincere greetings and gratitude to you and to let you know that soon we will be together in unison, hold each other, give deep kisses and enjoy the benefit of this happy home.
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
"I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you
Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without.
I really adore you.
Happy Valentine and life very best
Your husband to be

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My love,
I am well and hope you are too! My night was indeed sprectacular. The atmospheric condition is indeed somewhat friendly with chances of rain.
I wonder what you prayed for in Church. I don't understand the whole concept of religion but once as a small child I prayed for candy a lot and
never got it. So I don't understand the imaginary guy in the sky thing you apparently subscribe to but I won't judge you for it, I'll just put it down
to a character flaw and if there is a lord, she knows I'm filled with character flaws. I also don't understand this valentines day stuff except it being a
day when the mobsters burned down a city...but if you want to celebrate that then that's great. So happy Valentines day indeed!

I also extend to you greetings from the ear and the throat and my spleen since you have me so very captivated in your words in your email
which I love so much.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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My darling and most adorable wife Roxxy

Good day to you, how are you doing today? hope your night was splendidly spent? Darling I woke up today with the dream and thought of you in my heart, You bring to me a happiness that no one else ever could. You bring to me a love I have never known before. I could not imagine what my life would be like without you. You have touched my heart in ways no one could ever comprehend. I love being with you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life, and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together. I want to lie next to you at night and fall asleep in your arms. I want to wake to your beautiful smile. I want to share in your joys and sorrows. I want to be your everything, because you are everything to me. I promise to always love you and always hold you in my heart. I will always be here for you when you need me, and I will love you no matter what life brings us. You are my soul mate, and I vow to love you all eternity. I love you. Everything you wrote to me reassures me that I am appreciated. I want you to know that you mean so much to me. I got your picture, you are such an adorable princess, your picture lights up my entire spirit to the extent that I just can not do anything than to be looking at it each minutes, Darling I must not deceive you, you are extremely pretty.

I know you’ll be there for me no matter what. I trust that you’ll be faithful to me and that you won’t hurt my heart. You tell me how you want only the best for me. You tell me how pretty I am. You just make me feel extra special; make me feel a sense of warmth inside. I want you to know that I love you for this! I love you for being so caring and genuine. I love you for every prayer and love you have shown for me. I love you for the happiness and joy you bring to my life. I love you for you! We don’t even need to talk to communicate with each other for long, but by just being together, holding hands, or cuddling, we can sense each other’s thoughts and inner feelings. I want you to know that I want the best for you as well. I want you to succeed and I want all your dreams and fantasies to come true. I know that in me you see a decent man full of kindness, understanding, and compassion. A decent man with an open-heart. A young man who puts a smile on your face everyday. I will be that man who’s there for you just as you’re there for me, the one who encourages you through life’s ups and downs. But ultimately, I want to be the man who is your everything. Not an hour goes by that I don’t think about you. You have brought so much joy to my life and you give me so much to look forward to when I wake up every morning. I really adore you from the detriment of my heart.

If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. You're my woman, my mighty queen, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down,
You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side,
You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown. In your love I really explore.
Kiss
Hugs
lots of love to my adorable wife Roxxy
Your husband

Time to wake him up and smack him out of sending copy and paste crapola.

Since I'm lazy too, I just copied and pasted SweetPoison's last post.

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Willy,

Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say,
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face.
There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down,
I know life would suck without you.

At the same time I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck.
You're an ******* but I love you, and you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I'm still here, or where could I go? You're the only love I've ever known,
but I hate you, I really hate you, so much I think it must be...

True love true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like true love
True love, it must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you

Your Roxy
PMS: Gizmo is growling right now.
PPMS: The other cats are laughing at him

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:36 pm

I really think Pink wrote those words for us to send. Maybe she's a baiter. Maybe she's SweetP. SweetP is there something you're not telling us? Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^I forgot to mention, yes, those are Pink's lyrics.
SweetPea is a different kind of superstar. Her lads' rants are music to this baiter's ears!

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:30 pm

^^^^ There are buttons that SweetPea pushes that send her lads into this uncontrollable rage rants. I love them! There isn't enough room or bandwidth for her potential siggy rants. Evil Lol

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:24 am

Don't think I have the ability to fly through the air with the greatest of ease like her but her song Try hits a nerve too. They send me cut and paste gooey poems, I send them songs.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I got this garbage:

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You walked lightly into my life
Captivating and lovely to my mind,
At first, I never cared who you were
Now I don’t know who I am without you,
You kissed me
I felt my world change,
You held me
I heard my heart awaken,
You loved me
And my soul was born anew
You walked lightly into my life
Now my heart knows who you are
And with every breath
And every step
I take down lonely roads,
Your hand is my staff
Your voice is my guide
Your strength my shelter
You’re passion my awakening.
You walked lightly into my life,
And all my pain
You took as your own,
And all my fears
You cast into the sea,
All my doubt
Lost in your eyes,
You walked lightly into my life
And no matter if you choose to stay or go,
My life is forever changed,
Just because you loved me
For a moment in time.
And because I choose
To love you
For the rest of mine.
When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has glean'd my teeming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripen'd grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starr'd face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance;
And when I feel, fair creature of an hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the faery power
Of unreflecting love;--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
The sun rises above the hillcrest,
As does the joy of my heart;
Rays of warmth and love,
From her I will never depart.

Fresh dew upon the grass,
Young birds chirp in their nests;
I watch her gently sleep,
My love to her I silently profess.

I enjoy the stillness and calm,
Watching as she smiles and dreams;
She brings me to stillness and peace,
Like that of a slow flowing stream.

My heart and soul flow with love,
And I smile as I quietly reflect;
I’ve been handed a sweet princess,
A sweet princess to love and to protect.

A vow to myself I make,
As she quietly sleeps away;
To love and always cherish her,
Until my last breath... until my last day
Feelings that once were hidden
Are now expressed to you.
Days that once were stormy
Are now the brightest blue.

Times that once were lonely
Are now filled with pleasure.
All that once was mine alone
Are now things we both treasure.

Nights that once were cold
Are now comforting and warm.
Fears that once were very real
Are now gone with the storm.

A heart that once was broken
Can now finally mend.
A person once alone in life
Can now call you a friend.

Dreams that once were longed for

A thousand fair suitors all stab at your heart
Those poets of movement and jockeys of art
The high-volume vendors who hustle romance
Splashing their canvas with color and dance

The blasters of trumpets, gold banners unfurled
They offer lush gardens in glistening worlds
Yes, bearers of torches and carvers of stone
Who whisper their sonnets and surrender their thrones

And there in your doorway, no shadow is cast
No lingering voices, no ghosts from the past
Just a cluster of walls, and a window of pain
Collecting the heartache like droplets of rain

Still I stand before you, with palms to the sky
No gold in my pocket, no thorn in my side
And all I can offer, where words have no place
Is a body that trembles, and this love that awaits

Your friendship and love,
And all the wonderful things
That they bring into my life,
Are like nothing else
I have ever known.

My heart is complete
With the love we share,
And our love grows more
Beautiful each day.

I love you,
And as long as we are together,
I have everything I need.

You are with me always...
In a smile, a memory, a feeling
Or a moment we share.

You will always be
My Forever Love
I’d give anything to see the sun set on the horizon,
I’d do anything to gaze at a full moon in the night sky;
Even a rainbow would make me smile,
And I’d love to swim in crystal clear waters
Of an untouched sea;
Sometimes I’ll see a shooting star,
And try to gaze from afar,
All the diamonds in the night sky;
The mist on the mountains is breathtaking,
As is walking in rainforest;
To see cascading waterfalls I’d do anything for,
As to stand on the highest peak in the world,
And look at the sights below;
I’d love to soar on wings above the clouds,
Across the bluest skies;
I’d do anything to see
All the beautiful things in the world,
Like a red rose blooming in the Sahara,
Like a river twisting through a dusty land,
All the beautiful things in the world;

But I also know I am looking at
The world’s most beautiful creation,
Every time you smile,
And every time I look into your eye

If I knew how to write a song
I’d write one everyday
It would say that I’m in love with you
And why I feel this way

It would have to say you’re pretty
And as rare as a desert rose
It would say you’re a looker
From your head down to your toes

You are funny, dainty, fragile
And as feminine as can be
You’re smart charming lovely
And everything to me

You’re my comfort when I’m lonely
You’re my peace when I need rest
Of all the women I’ve known
I must rate you the best.

You’re the orchard in the jungle,
you’re the better half of me
You’re all of this and so much more,
you mean the world to me

Still so much is left unsaid,
It would take me far to long
I know how much I love you,
If only I could write a song.
today,tomorrow, and forever more will i keep loving you
and no one can ever take your place in my heart...
Love you!!!!!
Your William

I sent a recipe for lasagna.

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:34 am

That's one long poem! I hope he lets us know how the lasagna was.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 16 Jan 2014 Posts: 44

this is too much fun,I spewed my beer on my computer a few times on some parts..jeez is this guy in the eigth grade or something,I have to go make pancakes for all that sweetness he drivels lol and the cats,I think I will not drink anything reading about them

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:07 pm

Now I'm curious. Did you see this thread? This was my original lad.

What kinds of pics did you send? Was it the usual models/movie stars? Because if so, that means this lad IS different than the one who warned me, because my lad is computer and Google literate. Now I wonder if this lad got chopped by someone at the Internet cafe.... Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^Ohhhh, fun little backstory. I haven't seen that thread prior to today.

My pics cannot be found online. No real models/actors/animals/blow up dolls were damaged during this bait.

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:27 pm

^ So it's possible they're the same lad still. Hmmm. My character's name is also Roxy (funny coincidence, that!). I see the possibility of a lot of lad confusion coming his way Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Of all the names I use, I cannot believe we are both Roxy with the same lad!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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My darling and most passionate wife Roxxy.
Good morning to you. How was your night? hope it was splendidly spend? how are you this blissful morning? hope you are hale and healthy? and hope that the atmospheric condition of that place is a bit friendly? darling I am very sorry for the late response, I went with my troops to the northern part of Afghanistan where Taliban are seriously disturbing, I was there without any means of accessing internet. I was there with the thought of you in my mind and I was there and thinking on our marriage together and in my mind goes directly to God for absolute protection so as to be able to live long and meet with my wife sooner.

Darling I am just returning now and hasten up to write you a response and to elucidate you on my future plans and arrangement, Darling Like I said earlier, that My mission ends here on the 28th February 2014, I will be vacating from the military finally, I need a modest life without intimidation nor command, I need a life of my own and I need a wife behind me all the time, My contract ends and I do not need to renew it again. I want to be with you, close to you, and enjoy the benefit of a relationship with you. I want to be sleeping close to you, and I want you to be my everlasting companion. Mission ends here ending of this month and I want us to start all necessary arrangement as from this moment. what do you feel? how do you feel and what is your opinion on that? You know how much I really care and cherish you? you know what you mean to me? and you know how committed we are together in respect of this happy home, and you know that you are the pillar that holds my heart. You are my joy, my happiness and my everlasting ribs, in you I trust and believe, In you I am made new.
Your lips will speak soft sweetness
Your touch will be a cool caress
I know definitely that i will be lost in your magic
My heart will beats within your chest

I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight

Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away
All the love that history knows,
is said to be in every rose.
Yet all that could be found in two,
is less than what I feel for you
Your adorable husband to be
Williams

Willy,
I am infact hale and healthy thanks for asking, you sent those pictures of flowers again so I sneezed
and then Gizmo looked at me and coughed up a furball. He doesn't like flowers either.
Well I am so happy you are finally leaving the militia and can't wait to see you!
I've always wanted to get married but no man was lucky enough to get me!
You are that lucky man, and I think you'll love me so much that you won't mind all of
my flaws. You have to be real careful that you don't get yourself killed now that you'll
be leaving and coming to me.
I love you!
Roxy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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My darling and most passionate wife Roxxy
Good day to you darling. how are you doing? how was your night? hope it was splendidly spent? Hope you are hale and healthy today as God wishes? I really appreciate your love, care, tenderness and warmth affectionate towards me, You are indeed a darling, All through my last quarter in the Camp, you have stood with love, care, tenderness and warmth affectionate, which brought joy to my life and I am made new, You made my life complete, in your love I explore, you have radiate the true meaning of love around me to the extent that I asked myself what will be given in return for this than to establish a marriage with you and spend the rest of our lives together.
Darling your letter came in with a zeal of passion, heart overwhelmed, and the joy of our meeting has been the utmost in my heart. Darling Roxxy, I will be having my Certificate of retirement and my awards presented to me here which will be commencing on 25th February 2014, after this party and the presentation, I will be glad to be packing my things and ready for vacation from Afghanistan. I really appreciate your love and concern towards me and I am happy to inform you now that My agent will be booking my flight to your country, but these details below will be needed for the booking.

Your Full name:
Your contact address:
City Name:
Phone number:

Darling kindly get back to me with all these details requested so that I will be able to buy my flight ticket and I will send you the schedule about my arrival date and time. I really love you with all my heart
Your husband
Williams.

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Hi my willy!
I had an effervesent evening and hope yours is too.I'm still hale and healthy and hope you are too.
I am infact a darling like you say and am glad you are through your last quarter at Camp. Do you want me to go to the Afghanastain to see your awards show?
It's pretty bad timing since the 25th is only 5 days away and I think people have to get a menengitis shot before they go there.

My love, I don't want to put this the wrong way but I don't want you shipping your sand flea infested belongings into my house. You can have the military issue you a holding crate here in the states for storage. Millie's son is in the Afghanastain and that's what they are doing for him. Those sand fleas can do real damage to the health of my cats.
Anyway with all your retirement money, you can get new stuff.

Miss you!
Roxy

He sent this, again:

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My darling and most passionate wife Roxxy
Good day to you darling. how are you doing? how was your night? hope it was splendidly spent? Hope you are hale and healthy today as God wishes? I really appreciate your love, care, tenderness and warmth affectionate towards me, You are indeed a darling, All through my last quarter in the Camp, you have stood with love, care, tenderness and warmth affectionate, which brought joy to my life and I am made new, You made my life complete, in your love I explore, you have radiate the true meaning of love around me to the extent that I asked myself what will be given in return for this than to establish a marriage with you and spend the rest of our lives together.
Darling your letter came in with a zeal of passion, heart overwhelmed, and the joy of our meeting has been the utmost in my heart. Darling Roxxy, I will be having my Certificate of retirement and my awards presented to me here which will be commencing on 25th February 2014, after this party and the presentation, I will be glad to be packing my things and ready for vacation from Afghanistan. I really appreciate your love and concern towards me and I am happy to inform you now that My agent will be booking my flight to your country, but these details below will be needed for the booking.

Your Full name:
Your contact address:
City Name:
Phone number:

Darling kindly get back to me with all these details requested so that I will be able to buy my flight ticket and I will send you the schedule about my arrival date and time. I really love you with all my heart
Your husband
Williams.

I sent the same reply.

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:00 pm

This hale and hearty love god told me he was coming home to me and asked me what i was going to wear, down to the details of dress, shoes and bag. You get love poems. I'm so depressed. Sad