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Ewok
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We had an exchange of a few messages, where I told him he is a fibber because I happen to live in the place he said he was from! (I am not but hey ho!) I just wanted to mess with his head.
I ignore some messages, others I just let Shona do her stuff.
Somehow unbeknownst to me, we have reached the stage where he feels that ordering Shona around is a good idea.... Tum te tum....
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From: danny67Date: 2014-02-14 05:09 PMSubject: RE: hi dear
am trying to add you on yahoo messenger
so you have to accept |
He can bore you good people too now.
Don't you dare try and order me around! I have to do nothing, you bag of septic swan jizz! I do not have Yahboo Messy or any other messeigneurs. If I did, I would choose whom I had on them, not some bossy stranger!
Next time you mail me, do so respectfully or not at all!
I am so angry that you think you talk to me like I am a mentally deficient goat, remember one of is a proven liar and if it helps you to work things out, well it is not me.
Manners or no message Danny.
You make so so ANGRY I TYPE IN CAPITALS!
Shona |
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 x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:36 pm |
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From: danny67Date: 2014-02-14 05:32 PMSubject: RE: hi dear
so so sorry dear
just like you alot dont know why |
You "don't know why?"
I am offended.
No apology for your deceit and lies?
I don't think we will be lovers Danny. I want a man not a kick-weasel!
You MAKE ME SO DAMN ANGRY!
Shona |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:27 pm |
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From: danny67Date: 2014-02-14 06:09 PMSubject: RE: hi dear
so so so sorry if have gotten you angry
okay
but will still love to chat with you dear |
Ok dear, you will need to answer my questionnaire honestly, so I can carry out a basic physiological profile. If you fail to answer any question HONESTLY our relationship at an end. This should take no longer then ten minutes so the time starts NOW!
1. What are your parents name?
2. Is your Mother a strong lady?
3. Who would win if a lion and a bear had a fight?
4. Is the Toothfairy a looker?
5. How many fathers do you have?
6. What do you know about your forefathers?
7. If it takes a man one hour and nineteen minutes to dig a hole, how long will it take a man to dig half a hole?
8. Would you agree sex during marriage can interrupt the service?
9. Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
10. What is your favourite colour?
11 When did you last tell a lie?
12 Do you sometimes tuck your todger between your legs and pretend to be a girl to amuse your wife?
13. Wife? you cheat, how long have you been married?
14. Why is your favourite colour not Indigo, the same as mine?
15. Would you change your favourite colour to Indigo?
16. Which man is sexier? Nelson Mandella or George W Bush?
17. Are you a terrorist?
18. Do you love me?
19 I am holding out for a hero, what can I do to make sure my grip does not slip?
20. Have you compared a Meerkat?
21. When did you last eat a greasy bucket of KFC?
22. Tonight I celebrate my love for you, how should I do this?
24. What is odd about this question?
26 When did you last tell a lie now?
27. Do you like Western Union or Money Gram as a finical service provider?
25. Which of these was your favorite question?
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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What I want to know is did he answer any of these? |
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Ewok
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:35 pm |
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Not as yet Capone, I am on the edge of my seat waiting! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Some Buddy At Home
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:15 pm |
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| When did you last eat a greasy bucket of KFC? |
 It's finger lickin' good!
KFC (back when they called it Kentucky Fried Chicken) was my first job. I got to wear an ugly brown polyester uniform. I wanted to to be the one in the back making the biscuits and cole-slaw, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I had to work the register and deal with people wanting a 21 pc bucket of all white (center breasts even!) meat with their pain in the ass coupons which didn't allow substitutions! I won't go into how humiliating it was when my secret crush came into KFC and SAW ME IN MY UGLY CRAP BROWN POLYESTER UNIFORM! I thought I would die, die, die! In hindsight, I wish I knew then what I know now! Ahhhh to be young, stupid and money earned with no bills attached! Youth really is wasted on the young. 
Oh, during that time of employment, there was a KFC commercial with an actor who looked a lot like me. I was constantly asked if I was "that actress in the commercial?" If I was the actress in the commercial, do you think I would work at KFC?
Sorry for the hi-jack of your thread, but your question triggered a memory. What is funny is right now there is a song playing in Starbucks, a poor version of "Take on me" by A-ha, but A-ha isn't the one singing it. Should be illegal to allow bands to destroy music from the 80's.
KFC, the 80's music and memories! What better way to start the day! 
Now a song by the Cure, but not the Cure... |
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Ewok
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:20 pm |
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^^^ Thank you for sharing that, "Hi-jacks" are always welcome! I could never be precious about a thread!
I too grew up in musics greatest decade and had the shiny suit and dodgy hair to prove it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5stPus7PA |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Some Buddy At Home
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The Monsignor's Hell Safari 28 pg of pure lad pain!
Femmy the safari boi pain inflicted via Team Femmy
Rosy scams cancer victim, Derrick-NV classic!
US Safari 8 Safaris & 21K miles!- Pain inflicted by Juan Freizwidatt & Capone
The One, The Only PIG$ -What can't GTmama do to the pig?
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Ewok
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:24 pm |
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LAD'S ARE LAZY!
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Original Message:From: danny67Date: 2014-02-15 02:13 PMSubject: RE: hi dear
soory dear cant answer all this okay |
Well young Mr Danny Jizzbiscuits, stick this in your pipe and smoke it!
Well I hope you are happy Danny! I was going to pay for you to fly to England so we could have spent some times together. Now you can just jolly well keep making porridge in your special sock.
You obviously have no regard for my feelings or my safety. I am in tears now, you scamp.
May your ears fall off and your hat cause temporary blindness!
I hate you
Shona |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Ewok
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:31 pm |
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He is on the ball tonight!
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Original Message:From: danny67Date: 2014-02-15 02:26 PMSubject: RE: hi dear
why that now
what else do you want
from me
since you found it difficult to believe
me no problems any more
have a nice day bye |
The questions were a test, we already know that you lie, you failed, I will find another virile young man that TELLS THE TRUTH to come and stay!
I forgot to tell you that I AM STINKING RICH and have flown two boys over from Nigeria last year for a holiday!
Have a nice non life, arsehole!
Shona |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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