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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

THIS is NOT an "original message!"

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Original Message:From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-10 06:03 PMSubject: hi
Hello babe!do you care for chat?

Damn, now I really do fancy an Indian!

Chicken Chat? Sign me up, I will have Saag Murgh, Pilau Rice and Naan bread, plain, not that garlic shit, to follow. Can I see the wine list?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

And off we jolly go!

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From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-10 06:40 PMSubject: hi
My Little history. I'm sgt dianee gacia . I'm 47yrs old, I'm 5'9' Ft Tall, I'm currently serving the US Army, I'm presently in Afghanistan now in camp kabul. I had been in the service now going to 20yrs. It has been my dream since I was young to serve my country and am happy I made it a reality. I lost my Dad 15yrs ago. He was a nice father and brother to me.I'm the only child of my parents. My dad told me the story how he and my mom met when he was on a business trip to PA.Am a father of one son he is 18 and his schooling in Alabama in a military academy i lost my wife 7yrs ago when try to bring our second child to this world,she as been a good wife to me.I am a Combat Engineer specialised on Combat,Acuri C-130 and other war planes maintainance,I am a 25 Uniform (25U), which is a Signal Support Systems Specialist,As a 25 Uniform my job description entails working on radios. If a radio goes down it's my job to find it and fix it or send it to the right people to fix it My personality is outgoing and I have a good sense of humor. I am a kind and very tenderhearted person. I am loving, in fact I sometimes think that I love to deeply when I love someone. I am a very honest person.

You be careful. Some of those Afgan kids will throw sticks at you. I don't think we can have a future, with your Dad being your brother if we accidentally had kids we would never find gloves to fit. Do you have an officers todger? I don't want another little one.

Love you more than Spangles in a 24hr Rat Pack

Shona

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Hells bells!

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Original Message:From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-10 06:52 PMSubject: RE: hi
You are different from any other person that I knew before. So much honesty and beauty comes from within you. When people look at you, they would come to like you too. I hope you will never change. I hope you will stay the same 'cause I love the way you are.

I had to touch my squeeze box when I read that tirade of deceit that tripped from your empty void of a mind.

I could fall for you, do you agree that monkeys must be spanked?

Loving you is a chore but it beats tackling the rust on a Hilman Hunter

Shona.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-10 07:01 PMSubject: RE: hi
You are so amazing that you make me feel complete. I would not want any other person. I only want you in my life. I could not love anyone because my heart only cries for you.I would be useless and worthless in this world, no reason to live any longer if you are not here with me, if you will leave me.Loving you is my joy. I promise I will not exchange you for anything.You are my hope and my dream that is coming true

Next message will be the money shot I reckon!

Do you have any leave due? You could come over and do me over a Biffa bin! I demand romance and my hair pulled!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-10 07:13 PMSubject: RE: hi
Yes babe My life has never been like this beforeSince then my life will change when I met youFriends are we, but I never thought to you I would fallI dont want to, and then one day I admit I love youBut never realize the hurt and joy I must faceIts the fact they say about falling in loveThat youre gonna feel like flying up aboveAll your seconds are sparkling, but for me its just in the beginningWhen I heard you love someone elseAnd, to myself I proved what they say is trueAt the other side of it, pain always awaits youOne hour for smile, twenty-three hours of frownThe tears in your eyes always flows downMy friends say I must forget him, I tried, but its hard, I cantThere are many who knocked my heart but I cant pretendI dont want to hurt them, but I still love himBut I know I must stop loving this personTo stop hoping that hell gonna feel somehow the way I feelUntil now the pain never fades awayI wonder who will come to save me, come what may.

I normally wash at 30 Degrees, looking at this gusset do you think God and Tony Blair will mind if I crack on with a 60 degree wash?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-10 07:20 PMSubject: RE: hi
Do you believe in long distance love

Nothing less than seven inches. The Roman Centurion, Bigus Dickus, commanded a cwack legion and that was some distance!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Original Message:From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-10 07:27 PMSubject: RE: hi
What do you seek in you ideal man?

I need a man who is good with money, can take control of life and will let me get jiggy with his non minger mates.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Original Message:From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-10 07:32 PMSubject: RE: hi
What do You do most in your leisure time

He has bored me to bed!

I do not think you love me any more. Earlier you wrote me the most vomit inducing romance, things that made me eyes go bleed. Now I just get one line emails, the love is dying like the seals. I bought some Cadbury's Animals tonight, it said "Do not consume if the seal is broken." Can you guess which was the only delicious chocolate covered biscuit that was broken?

I am going to bed now, I hate you you bastard, you have stolen my heart like a fat girl in Poundstretcher shoving hair dye in her Shell Suit.

In my leisure time I enjoy sexing ducks.

I will dream of you.

Shona.

Ps. I forgot to insert a Ps in this instance.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-10 07:43 PMSubject: RE: hi
trust meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....................................................Its never yet started .what we thought would doThe trust in our lives .It was there and we never knew .You dont have to say itYou dont have to show .I knew it all along .Which you could never know .If i dont tell u somethingwhich i dont want to tellYou might feel i am hiding .And dont love you that well .Trust is there in many ways .It has never made us apart .Makes us stronger each passing dayEven if our future is dark.There are times when words dont sayThen , At least my lips dont lie .take my hand and forget the trust .Let me hold you so that we can fly

I will pray for guidance that my reply on the morrow shall have him cut to the chase, he bores me!

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

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You are different from any other person that I knew before

See...even the lads know this Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:13 am

Hmmm he slips from the Billy Joel I love you just the way you are into more nonsence and poetry and crap. Just keep going. Give him the drivel! Give him the sillies! More more!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

^^^ With pleasure!

I feel a real connection with you. I am going to make a commitment and just to keep to my regulars when I go dogging, no more strangers in the poo pipe for moi!

Do you like to make your own jam? I think to do so is stupid, Asda sell jars of the stuff for 22p. You can't make it for that price. Why do people watch Star Trek? It is a bag of shite, ain't it? Do you love me? Who would win if a lion and a bear had a fight? I hope you are not dead and write back quickly.

Love and spunkbubbles

Shona

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-11 08:52 AMSubject: RE: hi
Babe I love you so much I want to spend the rest of my life with you,you are so precious to me babe and I want you to enjoy me more than this babe if you can add me on your google talk so that I can share my pics with you babe this is my email [email protected] hope to see you soon babe

I'm a going trophy hunting!

That will be lovely. I might just do that but YOU MUST UNDERSTAND. I like rude pictures and they have to be just for me. If you send me pictures that other girls have seen I will be insulted. You will have to take pictures EXACTLY as I say. Can you do this? I do not want to be let down by my husband so early on.

Do you agree to be my bitch and send only pictures I demand?

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Yes honey I will I love you so much this is my email [email protected]

He really doesn't get it this boi!

Righthy ho. I shall trust you with my email. shonaxxx @ xxxxmail.com

Now are you prepared to take pictures just as I specify? I have an itchy block finger!

I love you like the coalition!

Shona

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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Original Message:From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-11 10:48 AMSubject: RE: hi
Yes I will my love.
My world turns into heaven when I found you. There so much happiness and joy knowing I have found my true love in you.
I have been so glad and so proud your mine because you are one true person, so faithful and so loving.

Some of you may see where this is going..............

Can you get a fish for me?

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From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-11 10:57 AMSubject: RE: hi
Accept it now have added you my love

I will accept bank accounts from you husband!

Added me to what? Do not add me to anything without asking me. NOW CAN YOU GET A FISH OR NOT?

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Original Message:From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-11 11:17 AMSubject: RE: hi
I will do as you wish my love

Is this one damaged in some way?

Get a fish! Do you UNDERSTAND. Get a fish, I have to go to church soon to hear stories of undead blokes getting up and feeding loads of people with just a Happy Meal. TELL ME WHEN YOU HAVE A FISH, do you understand? The fish is the sign you love me! I NEED you to get a twatting FISH! Have you got a FISH?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

How is this for honesty?

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From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-11 11:29 AMSubject: RE: hi
Since have found you have cash my fish I love you so much more.I'm
looking for a serious, confident, purposeful, faithful trustworthy,smart, responsible, honest, modest, kind, loyal, elegant, sociable, sensitive, gentle, cheerful, romantic, considered, responsible, jovial woman who will not hurt me and will know how to take care of a Man like me, because I think that marriage should be based on understanding and support for each other, on real love and understanding...without bad habits, kind honest, decent, educated, Christian faith

Leave my cash out of it, I will not buy you a fish, you MUST buy a fish as a sign of love, buy a fish you mong, After you have taken the photograph, you may sleep with the fish, you will be allowed to smell the fish and think of me... NOW GET A BLOODY FISH!

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:15 pm

I know you hear this all the time, Ewok, but you're a riot. I must remind myself not to read your threads at work. The lad thinks you want him to call you a fish now Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Thank you redo. I am not in the same league as the real experts, Ginger, NV, MG, and though I hate to say it, Salting the Goldarse! To name but four, I just scrape the bottom of my tiny mind and drop it on the lads!

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From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-11 12:29 PMSubject: RE: hi
My perception of an ideal relationship: So, I like cheerful, kind, overt, honest, many-sided people. I prefer well-bred & well-educated, strong, courageous, purposeful, independent woman, who is fit & sense of gladness every day. Who think, that family & mutual understanding between close people - is one of the significant part of hapiness in the life.

Fish?

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:36 pm

^^^^^^^^^

The £10 is in the post mate^^^^^^^^^^

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Are you banned from W/U?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Christ on a bike!

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Original Message:From: sargent123Date: 2014-02-11 12:43 PMSubject: RE: hi
I will fish

How can i make it clearer?

No you cloth eared bint licker!

You need to GET a fish. Go to the shop and buy or steal a fish!

Email me when you have a fish in your hairy palm.

I NEED my husband to be capable of getting a fish/todger picture without all this dwama!

Sort it out, you brainless llama!

I need you like a bucket needs a ham sandwich!

Love me

Shona

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:44 pm

Ewok wrote:

Nothing less than seven inches. The Roman Centurion, Bigus Dickus, commanded a cwack legion and that was some distance!

I can tell you why this senturian is waffing...funny freaking stuff!!

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