Maria, the Australian Greek

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419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

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Dang, I am sick of the name Orville and I love Orville with all my Orville loving heart!

But she lurves you boxer

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:58 pm

You can have fun with the Aussie angle. Tell you you went to the bank and the police turned up!!! Turns out you're the spitting image of a wanted Australian Fugitive!

police let you go after several hours but now it's so late the bank will have to wait

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

^^^I like the twist but I have already told him I mailed it to the bank. I like to avoid walking in to the bank since it gives me a convenient excuse for not producing a slip and I have a few days to call and talk to the bank before sending it back again.

Hello my dear Orville

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Orville I am very glad to see your letter.

Yes my dear , I understand the money will go to my account 3-4 days. Orville I'll go to the bank after 3 days and I 'll be checking your bank account . My dear , I am very glad that you did not leave me in the lurch. I am very grateful to you !

Orville I really miss you , and I really want to see you. Orville on Thursday if I can get your help , then the next week we'll be together. As soon as I receive your help , I 'll fly home immediately at the next plane, and as soon as I 'll be home soon , I 'll restore your documents and I will fly to you.

Orville when we'll be together you and I will be the happiest people on earth ! My dear now I really miss you , and I really want to be near you ! Orville please write me letters every day , because I really miss you and want you to feel as at least through letters .

Orville I love you ! I will love you all my life !

Yours and only yours for life

Good morning baby! How are you today? I can not wait to get you here and make you my wife and mother to our kids. I am sure that life will be very interesting with you waiting at home for me every night.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Hello my dear Orville

Orville my dear I am very glad to see your letter.

My dear today I went to the bank to check my account, but my account was still empty.

Orville my dear , I very much hope that your money will be coming to my account as soon as possible , I very much hope that your help will come to me tomorrow. My dear maybe you 'll ask your bank how many days will go your help ?

My dear as soon as I receive your help I will immediately fly home on the next flight .

Orville as soon as I arrive home, I will immediately send you the money back . then I will immediately restore your documents and I will fly to you ! Orville restore my documents will take about 3-4 days , and as soon as my documents will be ready soon , I 'll fly to you ! Orville next week we'll be together ! And if you want I can give you the money in person when I arrive to you, or if you urgently need the money back, I have no problem to send you the money back right away as soon as I get back home!

My dear , I am very glad that I met you in my life , when we started to chat with you on my face always has a smile . Orville from the time that my parents passed away I very rarely rejoice his life , but now I met you ! And you became my closest person ! I love you very much Orville !

My dear , I swear to you that I did not give up when you are in trouble ! Please Orville always tell me if you have any problems , and if you need help with the money I will always help you!

Orville I often think about the beginning of our life together with you . I really want to live with you for life ! Orville I'm sure that when you and I will be together with you we will be the happiest people in the world!

My dear last night I lay for a long time in bed and could not sleep , I thought a lot about you. I even had a Orville very good sleep . I want to tell you this dream , this dream was very good and when I woke up this morning I did not get up for a long time out of bed , as I thought about the dream , and thought of you .

Orville asleep when I had a dream that I was coming to you, you met me at the airport , this moment was the happiest moment in my life ! Then we you showed me your house , we had dinner together. And in the late afternoon we went for a walk with you on your city , you and I walked a lot , and talked about everything and a lot of laughing together. Then, when the street was dark , you and I came to the beach , you and I walked along the water. Then you invited me to swim , but I was forced to refuse you because I am very afraid to go into the water at night, and then you went into the water alone, and I stood on the shore and watched you . Then you came out of the water and came up to me , you pulled me close and kissed me. Your body was wet from the water , and my white dress was wet . Then we'll go home when we came home you went to take a shower , and I went to the kitchen to make coffee . We are with you for a long time sitting in the kitchen talking and just when the street was almost light we'll go to sleep.

Orville this dream was very good this morning when I woke up I really thought long and hard about this dream , and I was very happy that very soon this dream will become true .

Orville I am very happy that very soon we'll be together !

Orville I love you ! I will love you all my life !

Yours and only yours for life

Good morning my love! How are you? I like your dream. It is everything all rolled into one night.

You gave the transfer a whopping 2 days. No wonder your account is empty still.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Please let nothing go wrong with this transfer, I love a happy ending!

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