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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

My Solja boy was a Sgt up til today. Well when I say "my" I mean Shona, I am slowly becoming her. I must congratulate him on his promotion.

I have never had this one before, I emailed the General and demanded my Sgt was granted leave - i was overjoyed to get a reply from him. The US Army needs me to send a little wonga via Western Onion in order for true love to flourish.

I can't use that method of paying. I am minded to ask Sgt./Lt. Stone if I can just book his flight, fly to him or place money in HIS bank account. Which way would YOU take this?

Quote:

GEN JOHN F. CAMPBELL
18:05 (58 minutes ago)

to me
Army Logo with black background
4th Infantry Division, Sunnyvale California.

Attention Shona,

We receive your request for an R@R leave on behalf of Lieutenant Stone, we already began the processing of the leave and we have contacted the Lieutenant about it and he has confirmed that he knows you.

Meanwhile, we will need to make a proper verification between the both of you to know exactly if you are truly close and related as you have stated and the one way to do this is stated below.

Verification of your address is in progress as we will make an available flight for the soldier to be flied to the nearest airport close to you after the leave has been approved.

Therefore, there is an ISAF number for every soldier which is a confidential number for every soldier on deployment so you are to request this number from the Lieutenant and which is the final step of verification, if it what we have from you match what we have in record then the approval will take place.

However, the leave request will incur some paper work, procurement and Logistic fees to hand the Lieutenant a liberty Pass for him to leave the camp and fly out to your provided address.

Below are the charges for paper work and logistics which must be paid before the leave will finally approve.

Below are the stated charges

Paper Work Fee : 420.00
Flight Logistic fee: 515.11
Procurement Fee: 300.40
Total 1,235.51 USD

Meanwhile the leave is in process and been verified so we request you to make the payment of the above name fee in care of The US.Army to the Logistic Commander in charge of of the leave request who is presently on an Intervention in the Alvin Texas.

Therefore payment can be made via,Bank Transfer, Flit Cash,Money Gram,Western Union Money Transfer. Due to poor economic issues the payment should be made via Western Union Money Transfer which is the best and safest way to make the payment due to your location and the Logistic Commander’s Location as we could not establish a direct link for transfer with the banks available so preferable Western Union is the best required.

Therefore payment of the above stated fee are to be sent to the Logistic commander who will process the and handle the flight and logistic of the Soldier, after you have sent the fee reply this email with the transfer information as stated below.
C/O

NAME...CHRISTINA SOLIZ . ADDRESS....1908 W LANG CITY.......ALVIN ZIP CODE ....77511 STATE....TEXAS

Note: Please After payment you are to scan the copy of the receipt and send us a copy of the file or reply this email with the following information.

Senders name:

Senders Address:

MTCN NUMBER:

Secret text:

Secret Answer:

ISAF NUMBER:

Yours in Service.

GEN. JOHN F. CAMPBELL ( JFC).

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:17 pm

Just tell him the fees are fine, but you won't be sending it via western union. You only transfer money by bank transfer . Being military, they should know how that's a dangerous place to send money, the CIA is investigating WU/MG - all instant money transfers for money laundering and fraud. Bank transfers are the only safe and reliable method you will consider, otherwise your military guy will just not get his leave.

You'll get an account. Even if you have to pay the fee for the bank transfer. Razz

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Cheers Buddy. I will leave the General waiting a while then do exactly that, will keep ya posted!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I was going to wait until Monday, too excited, never mailed a real General before!

I hope he "gets" Shona!

Shona
21:29 (0 minutes ago)

to gen.johncampbe.
I have no problem paying the money, I do have a problem with these shitty transfer places. Have you just got back to the US General? Did you not know that the CIA are investigating these for money laundering. I dare not risk my good name nor tarnish the reputation of the US Army. Why should those oil producing nations live in peace! I praise to the baby Jeebus that there are good men like you and my Stoney to stop those that to dare live in peace, the filthy bastards! Please pardon my French, Ce'st merde!

I have not told Stoney yet that I WILL pay the fees, I will need a bank account and can transfer it straight way. It can be the US Army account, your account or Stoney's! (Don't tell him I am doing it though, I want it to be a surprise for my hunk of love!

Cheers for your help, Genny! He is a lucky boy, I can suck Spaghetti out of the tin without even opening it!

Love Shona.

Ps Keep him safe behind a desk or something, he is not so bright and might get his cock shot off or some crazy dogshit mang!

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:57 am

Whenever you get a military lad, there are always fees for processing paperwork or leave for vacations. They get stuck on WU but you just have to keep saying no, tell them you simply cannot do it. I even offered an expedite fee today if they give me a bank account and they're yielding. If you look at NVs baits, he is genius with never allowing any WU or MoneyGram payments.
If they refuse and you still want to play, use Money Gram. Can't be traced online and means multiple trips to find out the number is wrong. Huge embarrasment and huge fun.

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:29 am

^Bang on! I think I’ve only once said that I’ve gone to Westy/MG and although it was funny there was no bank Account at the end of the Rainbow.

Recently I did tell a Lad that I bought a moneyp** (for those following at home it’s time to drink) and it has been interesting but doesn’t really count for much especially if you are looking for Siggy Swag.

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:34 am

<--- Every time moneyp** appears, I have to down a few beers. Evil Lol

I crack myself up. hic

Great response Ewok! Keep us posted. Razz

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