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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Here or in life! My missus got an ironing board cover for Valentines day last year!

I have today received my first trophy pics from my compliant little man, who loves me and wants to spend forever with me (Not asked me to marry him yet though, the git!)

My question is, here is my latest reply to his bombardment of emails...

Quote:

Do you have a fish? I think because we meet on fish, it would be nice to have a picture of you holding your hard man sword in one hand and a fish in the other? Is that to much to ask?

Love Shona

..... Will he or won't he?

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:06 pm

He might go for it. All you have to do is ask! Just tell him that you had a dream about it last night and would love to have it come true. I am sure other baiters will give you suggestions. Razz

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:59 pm

Ewok, this sounds hilarious! But without seeing some of what emails went back and forth, it's hard to tell how deep you've got the hook set...

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

^ I have had some pictures earlier, he is holding a sign (hard to read) that says he wishes to be Shona's Toejam!

I have a tutorial to read from my kind mentor Vampiremerchant so will hopefully learn how to transfer pics on to here and get them posted up. I shall PM you the email exchange.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:05 pm

Appreciated-your mentor rock, BTW.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Well Shona got the full frontal nudes. It must be cold where he is!

All I asked for was a sign that said "Shona's little soldier!" and ONE poxy picture bending over with a running shoe balanced on his bum.... He failed me!

I sent him this.

Quote:

You time wasting piece of shit! Where is the running shoe?

I gave you SPECIFIC instructions, you have just sent copied pictures, never contact me again!

Arsehole, I pity your mother, spawning a boi who thinks that sending pictures of something with a tiny penis is a good thing. I nearly sicked up my breakfast. Do you know how expensive caviar is, you filthy shower shitter? I shall never love you, no shoe no love. Never message me again!

I have had three messages all saying he has sent the pictures what is the problem, in the last two minutes!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:15 am

Wow! I can't get mine to give up even the most simple pictures. Impressed Ewok!
Treasure your mentor, he's a great one.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Well, let us see if I can get some pics up.....

This is meant to say "David wants to be Shona's toejam!"

Whit whoo

Picture removed but he stood in all his "glory."

It must be cold there!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:43 am

Ewok, you are the newest member of the Todger Club!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I will not cease from metal fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have a picture of a fish and his todger
In his green and pleasant land.

Amen.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

You might want to take that third one down and mark it NSFW and link to it instead.

Anita has had this guy before but he couldn't get past the phone, camera and FB. I recognize that middle pic.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Why that 2 timing SOB ! Crying or Very sad

Quote:

I want to promise you that i will never look for another girl
David

He's persistent about the phone and Skype etc, but I'm way to busy at work to do that, he seems ok with my excuses for now

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2010402#2010402 He is the one that told me that there are many men, acting like women trying to defraud the scammers.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Of course you should probably put a box over the dangly bits on pic number 3, but nice work!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:32 pm

^^^^ there were dangly bits? Wink

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I confess, I am not computer savvy enough to mess about with the pics, they are only up due to the kindness and hard work of my mentor who sent me an idiot proof guide.

I can take them down if you like!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

No need to take them all down, eater as stronger rules against images of the naked variety. Only the third needs to be changed to a link since you don't know how to cover the wedding tackle.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Took it down, I don't think anyone will lose out by not seeing it!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:55 pm

Speak for your self mate.
Well baited.

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:18 pm

Well done! Thumbs up

Welcome to the Todger Club!!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

^^^^ Thank you, I was most underwhelmed!

I mixed up my baits and told him I was angry there was no shoe! It should have been fish!

I told him that shoe means fish and he knows nothing! Never contact me again as he has broken my heart!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:36 pm

^^^^^ After he told you he would love you forever and nothing could tear you apart? Wink

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

^^^ The night is young! Shona's box overflows....... The mucky mare!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:46 pm

^^^^ The Hussy, I hope she doesn't break too many hearts, just breaks a lot of lads spirits. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

My tiny tackle friend just won't leave me alone......

Let us see how he takes this hint at riches......

Quote:

I told you my internet connection is not able to allow me to use video. It is too slow, i told you about the phone, I think you are mixinng up all the girls you are talking to. I don't want to answer more questions yet somehow I am drawn to you. IF YOU GO NOW and return with my pictures then and only then will I reply kindly to you. If you send me messages without the shoe/fish I shall never reply. The dream I have is powerful and I will not let your chit chat pour McFlurry on my Whopper!

If you were with me, work would not be on the agenda, apart from hours of *........... . Work is for the poor, life is for enjoying not working for de man!

*edited for removal of sheer filth!

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