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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:02 pm

I wanted to get away from the love scam because it can be so disgusting sometimes, but this one is just too good to leave her alone Smile

I serve her from both sides..... Julia, the Flight Attendant (gay this time), and from the other end it's Burkhard, the attorney from St. Jupid.
Hopefully she will be flexible enough to handle that......
Should anyone else want her, just pm me, I will happily forward her mail address! She should be a real challenge for male baiters....judging from her career and her her abilities.... wow, she is really something! Smile

Her grand opening:

Hi dear friend, I'M LIEUTENANT GENERAL SUSAN J. HELMS. I am a UNITED STATE ARMY GENERAL. From united state of America. Am supportive and caring, looking forward to get a nice friend. I got your Email from Church Academy and pick interest on you. I will like to establish mutual friendship with you my dear i really want to establish a long term relationship with you, And my dear there is a reason why i choose to establish a relationship with you, i will use the opportunity to tell you all about myself. My dear i attach my picture to this email, so take a nice view on them. Honey presently i am in Afghanistan at war zone for peacemaking due to the crisis here in Afghanistan.

I am Lt. Gen. Susan J. Helms, Commander, 14th Air Force (Air Forces Strategic), Air Force Space Command; and Commander, Joint Functional Component Command for Space, U.S. Strategic Command, Vandenberg Air Force Base, Calif. As the U.S. Air Force's operational space component to SUBSTRATUM, I leads more than 20,500 personnel responsible for providing missile warning, space superiority, space institutional awareness, satellite operations, space launch and range operations. As Commander, JFCC SPACE, i also directs all assigned and attached SUBSTRATUM space forces providing tailored, responsive, local and global space effects in support of national, SUBSTRATUM and combatant commander objectives.

I was commissioned from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1980. I was served as an F-15 and F-16 weapons separation engineer and a flight test engineer. As a flight test engineer, i also has flown in 30 types of U.S. and Canadian military aircraft. Also served as project officer on the CF-18 aircraft as a U.S. Air Force Exchange Officer to the Canadian Aerospace Engineering Test Establishment.

Selected by NASA in January 1990, I became an astronaut in July 1991. On Jan. 13, 1993, then an Air Force major and a member of the space shuttle Endeavor crew, I became the first U.S. military woman in space. I flew on STS-54 (1993), STS-64 (1994), STS-78 (1996) and STS-101 (2000), and served aboard the International Space Station as a member of the Expedition-2 crew (2001). A veteran of five space flights, I also has logged 211 days in space, including a spacewalk of eight hours and 56 minutes, a world record. I commanded the 45th Space Wing at Patrick AFB, Fla. Her staff assignments include tours at Headquarters Air Force Space Command, Air Education and Training Command, and U.S. Strategic Command.

EDUCATION:
1980 Bachelor of Science degree in aeronautical engineering, U.S. Air Force Academy, Colorado Springs, Colo. 1985 Master of Science degree in aeronautics/astronautics, Stanford University, Calif.
1988 Flight Test Engineer Course, USAF Test Pilot School, Edwards AFB, Calif.

MAJOR AWARDS AND DECORATIONS:
Defense Superior Service Medal with two oak leaf clusters
Legion of Merit with three oak leaf clusters
Defense Meritorious Service Medal with two oak leaf clusters
Meritorious Service Medal with oak leaf cluster
Air Force Commendation Medal
NASA Distinguished Service Medal
NASA Outstanding Leadership Medal

EFFECTIVE DATES OF PROMOTION:
Second Lieutenant May 28, 1980
First Lieutenant May 28, 1982
Captain May 28, 1984
Major Oct. 1, 1991
Lieutenant Colonel March 1, 1994
Colonel Feb. 1, 2000
Brigadier General June 23, 2006
Major General Aug. 2, 2009
Lieutenant General Jan. 21, 2011

My dear i have told you all about me, so i hope to read from you soonest.
Yours Faithfully
General Susan J.Helms.

Julia
19 Jan 01:24
an Susan

Hello Susan,

nice to meet you indeed! But please allow me one question: if you want to get to know me and establish a real close relationship, why does your letter sound like a job application then? I know all your career steps by now, but I know nothing about you.
I am looking for THE one and only woman to light up my life.... but I don't have a job for you.
How do we go on from here?
I have to say I love your pics. I like women who can be in control.
Please write me back if you are interested.

Regards
Julia

Susan Helms
19 Jan
14:00

Hello how's your day and how's the weather condition over there? thank you very much for your reply, as i told you i am a united state army general but presently here in Afghanistan for peace keeping mission, my dear yes i really want to establish themselves a long term relationship with you, maybe we can start as friend or go into business partner, as i want to invest in your country. So please tell me how economic of your country is and what type of market moves que really there, so that i will know the area to invest on.

I am a Lieutenant General from U.S., originated from North Carolina, USA, working with the American Army, as a coordinator to Afghanistan for peace keeping mission Which I suppose it's not new to you. How is the situation of things over there regards to the standard economic and security? Life is precious and i think nation's economy grows as a result of good government and understanding of the people ... What do you think??
I am not married, and i have no kid, i am an independent woman. What do you do for a living ... to Overcome economical expenses and to sustain your family? There is a saying que it is difficult to find a prominent personnel of high principles are Responsible Which online regards to good friendship and business productivity, tell me your opinion over this?

Well I will appreciate us being good friends in sincerity, honesty and trust although we just Knew each other, we can share ideas and discuss more about the issues we talk more about ourselves, and as time goes on, there maybe something great for us in the future ... What do you say? Although we just met, with the step of trust and willingness to begin this friendship, I request you add me to your contact list so that we can chat ..... on Hotmail account please add me and we will chat from there, or do you prefer email to email? just let me know.

Thanks a lot I Assure you que we will be best of friends que people will envy you and I, all we need to to is to be sincere in our communication as good friends ... Ok I am looking for a man to settle my life with, because soon i will remove from my job and i will like to go into business investment, i find it interesting to invest in your country, and if we start the relationship, i think with time it may lead to marriage, as it is one of the reason i register into the site, so what do you think?

What are your hobbies, Interest, Lifestyle, Religious belief and Plans for life? : For me my hobbies are Reading, music, and All sports, including running, snow skiing, sailing, and basketball. I also played the guitar in a rock and roll band, the Religious Catholic Christian, my plans for my future is to find the man and settled down with a profitable business after my retirement from the Military. My dear let me hear from you so that we can go on, God bless you for me and take good care of yourself.

Yours Faithfully
Gen. Susan Helms.

Has anybody ever stumbled across this expression "que" the lad uses? I have never heard that before, any hint at where he might come from?

Julia
19 Jan 16:57
an Susan

Dear Susan,

great to hear back from you again Smile

The weather here in Luxemburg is pretty nice actually, very mild for this time of the year.
I guess we're already facing the global warming.
I work as a flight attendant for LUFTHANSA, so I get around quite a bit, I am living a comfortable and exciting life.
There's only one thing missing.... a warmhearted soul mate to share the rest of my life with.
I am looking forward to getting to know you better, maybe you are the one? Who knows.....
The best business opportunity in Luxemburg is of course private banking. I don't know whether there are investment possibilities, but you will find out for yourself when the time has come.

In my spare free time I like to watch TV and read books. I love pizza and red wine, and I love to talk to people.
I have no kids, no pets, no nothing. I just have my job and myself...that's it. I am 55 years old.
I have no religious beliefs whatsoever.
Looking forward to hearing from you again!
Have yourself a great day
Julia

Burkhard to Susan
19 Jan 15.50

Dear Susan,

thank you for you mail, dear.
The weather condition is bearable, it is quite cold, but the snow has stopped.
So you are looking for a sincere friendship that might lead to mariagge? That's good, because I am looking for a woman after my wife left me 2 years ago. We have no kids, but when she left, she took the dog with her, so now I'm all alone. We are divorced. I am 61 years old, hopefully not too old for you?
I am a lawyer, haven't I told you that I own a little law firm in St. Jupid/East Carolina? Well, maybe I forgot to mention that. My office is well established, and I am presently negotiating with my 2 associates. They want to buy the business, and once we have agreed on a reasonable purchase price, I will sell it out and retire. I plan to find a little appartment in the Caymans for the summer season, and then spend the rest of the year in the South. I don't like the snow and the cold anymore, it's not good for my arthritis. I consider New Orleans as a possibility, or maybe Mobile, I'm not sure yet, I will have to visit the places before I canb make a descision.
The economic in the USA is quite all right.... a funny joke, dear, ha ha! As a Lieutenant General of the US Army you know that well of course.....but let me tell your your very special sense of humor is well appreciated here, I like women who are smart and witty!
If you want my opinion upon market chances, my serious and only recommendation is FISH. There is a worldwide, constant increase in the demand of fish burgers,Fish&Chips and fish oil for medical purposes, so you might want to check into that and invest in a fish farm.

My hobbies are Solitaire, knitting (yes..... don't laugh!!) and reading; every once in a while I go to the movies.
I hope to hear from you soon, Susan! You look amazing, you are exactly my type of women!

Regards, Burkhard

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:06 pm

Susan Helms 20 Jan 13:41

Thanks for your reply, my dear i told you about my plan for an investment in your country and that i want the fund to be secured. Presently i am here in the military camp Afghanistan for peace keeping mission due to the crisis in Afghanistan. Secondly i want to relocate with you to start up a good business venture.

My lovely darling i need more prove and trust, don't be angry, because i want to handle my future to you. I appreciate your concern and your willingness so far for assisting me, the most important thing i need from you right now is your honesty and trustworthiness, I choose you in this transaction, based on my present status here in Afghanistan as an air Force General who lead the troop. I want you to understand more about my situation here in the military camp, I can only email you from the office, as we are not allow to use mobile phone here, we make use of radio message and it is only USA soldiers and people from the USA white house, that can communicate with us through radio message.

Now my dear due to my political situation as an army General staying in the war zone for peace keeping mission, i need a trusty who will stand on my behalf and receive the Trunk Box and also help me invest it in the State, that is why i decided to make this contact with you, for you to stand on my behalf and receive the Treasure Box. Everything concerning the delivery of the consignment is clear. Moreover i went into serious discussion with the United Nation Diplomat here who will deliver the consignment fund to you, the legal United Nation Diplomat told me that in a situations like mine, that the best solution is by soliciting for assistance of a reliable foreigner who can help me receive the consignment box in his place and invest it on my behalf as I wish.

I then decided to contact you, hoping that with your advanced knowledge we can be able to work together so that if all things works out for us, we can go into life partnership if you wish . Though it took me time to make up my mind to contact you and offered you this proposal of mine. It is due to the trust i have in you that made me to disclose this matter with you, believing that i am save in your hand, no body knows what i have, PLEASE i am asking you for my safety and security KEEP IT VERY PRIVATE OKAY, i know that God will see us through.

Finally, i am suggesting that if we can go into life partnership as time goes on which means that the proceedings from the investment in the State shall be shared equally between the both of us because i do not know much about international business and i am putting my entire Fund to your care because i want you to be in total control of my funds as soon as the fund arrives in your place. Again, do attach as you reply to me your full name and full contact information's to enable me give it to the United Nation diplomat who will be delivery the consignment to you. Please i will like you to send me your full data such as.

1: Your Full Name
2: Home Address
3: Direct Phone Number
4: Your Profession
5: Scan copy of your international passport or Identity Card.

On reply of your mail with your above mentioned details, i will contact the diplomat who will bring the consignment to you and give him your details, so that he will start the journey to deliver the fund in your place, hand to hand (Face to Face). Looking forward to read from you. Take good care of your self and remain bless.
Regards From.
Gen. Susan Helms.

Julia 20 Jan 23:44 an Susan

Dear Susie,

don't worry, honey.... it will all be fine!
I like the idea of you relocating with me! When will you be able to get away there? And can you send me some more pictures? I like your angel eyes.........
Hope to hear from you soon, take good care of yourself, Darling!

Here is the data you need:

1: Your Full Name Julia L.Z.
2: Home Address 125 Avenue Charles de Gaulle, L-1855 Luxembourg
3: Direct Phone Number I don't have a phone
4: Your Profession Flight Attendant
5: Scan copy of your international passport or Identity Card. attached

Burkhard droped her a few lines, too....

Hey my lovely Lady,

how are you today? Nice to hear from my sweet Susie again!
The content of your mail is well norted. Sure, go ahead, we have a deal, but only if I get you on top of it.
Susie..... you are so lovely and sexy in your uniform!
Can you imagine to marry me? Please say YES !!!!

My address: Burkhard Rechts-Beuger
1745 M. Oron Court, ST. Jupid, East Carolina 18433, USA
My occupation: Attorney at Law

ID copy: attached

Looking forward to hear how this is going to be proceeded, and please send me more pictures!

Yours, Burkhard

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:04 pm

CC: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 22 Jan 2014 06:03:51 -0500
From: [email protected]
Subject: Urgent Burkhard
To:
Attention Mr. Burkhard

I am Diplomat Williams Churchill, The Delivery agent from Afghanistan, I arrived here in Sao Paulo Brazil with your package this hour. I was ask to deliver it to you, the instruction was given to me by Gen. Susan Helms who is in Afghanistan for peacekeeping mission. Here is your address: 1745 M. Oron Court, ST. Jupid, East Carolina 18433, USA. So please confirm and reply, if there is any mistake in the address then resend the correct address to me.

Please I want you to understand that I want to book my ticket to fly to your country this hour, but the custom here in Sao Paulo Brazil want to scan your consignment box, but I said no, because Gen. Susan Helms told me that I should not allow any one to have access to the box. So the customs requested me to obtain a Diplomatic Non Inspection Certificate, with this Diplomatic Non Inspection Certificate, no individual or institute will have right to scan or inspire the consignment box.

Any way, I have been able to make preliminary inquiries into what it will take to secure the Diplomatic Non Inspection sticker aside the official requirement of requesting the details about the consignment, requesting for my details as well and having my finger-print and photograph taken. This is in terms of the official charges that is been levied on your consignment and with the help of this document I will deliver the consignment to your address safely without any further questions also in your country.

In view of the above, you are to pay Three Thousand Six Hundred dollars ([color=darkred]$ 3,600 USD[/color]). The reason why you have to pay is because of the fact of what I highlighted above and because of the fact that neither you nor the shipper and UN Diplomatic Boss. There is nothing I can do on my part because I never anticipated that I will be staying here in a day or two, which have forced me to spend so much on Hotel in Sao Paulo Brazil and other unexpected expenses, I will like the arrangement to be made towards sending the above sum immediately through Western Union money transfer. So get back to me so that I will give you information to send the money.

The reasons being that any further delay will start raising suspicions as to why the consignment has not been cleared since I came in and would start accumulating demurage and storage fee since it has been taken to the Brazil custom bonded ware house. Anticipating for your prompt reply.

Yours In Service,
Sir. Williams Churchill.

Dear Mr. Churchill,

wow, my Susie is a fast one, isn't she?
So, 3600 $ fees for that shipment?
No problem, give me the payment details, and I will be right on it!

Regards, Burkhards

Your letter has been received and I bring to your notice to know that I met the custom officer and asked him to give me information on how you will send the money, so the custom officer said that you will transfer the money to Portugal and the same amount will be given to him by their agent here in Brazil. So you are to send the money through western union. Now go to any western union and tell them that you want to transfer money to Portugal via western union, they will direct you on how to do it. So you are to send the money with the names and location of the custom officer below.

NAME: Newman Hillary.
LOCATION: Lisbon, Portugal.

I advise you to split the money into two and send it twice. First send $ 2000 USD and after you send the remaining $ 1,600 USD. After sending the money get back to me with the transfer information such as.

1: Sender Name: ___________________
2: MTCN: __________________________
3: Amount: ________________________
4: Question: ______________________
5: Answer: ________________________

Thanks. Anticipating for your prompt reply.

Yours in Service
Williams Churchill

Dear Mr Churchill,

the payment of the 3.600$ is absolutely no problem. The problem is that I am not going to use Western Union.
They are involved in money laundering (just lost a big lawsuit in the US here, with a Million $-verdict against them).
I am attorney at law, and I have to watch my reputation.
I handle all my payments through my bank only.
Please let me have your account details, so that we can proceed.

Regards
Dr.Dr. Burkhard

I bring to your notice to know that with the help of the custom officer, he gave me a Hong Kong bank account to give you, to avoid money laundering as you stated in your letter haha, that is a good one, now you will remit the money into the Hong Kong bank account and the same amount will be giving here by their agent here, once the money hit the account their agent will pay it here and the document will be issued, then I will fly to your place. Below here is the Hong Kong bank account where you will remit the sum.

BANK NAME: HSBC BANK, HONG KONG.
ADDRESS: 1 Queens Road, Central Hong Kong.
SWIFT CODE: hsbchkhhhkh
ACCOUNT NAME: E. V. Ltd. (edited)
ACCOUNT NO: 02xxxxxxxxx838.

After remitting the money, scan and send the remittance receipts to me, for confirmation to enable the customs know that you have paid the money. Anticipating for your prompt reply.

Yours in Service
Sir. Williams Churchill.

Yummie Smile

Piggie No. 16 comes to Mama.....

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

General, sorry Lt. General Susan is on my hook right now. She's sent me her "resume" I think I'm in love already Laughing

I'm a sucker for a woman of such power

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:12 pm

weaselhunter wrote:

General, sorry Lt. General Susan is on my hook right now. She's sent me her "resume" I think I'm in love already Laughing

I'm a sucker for a woman of such power

I know.... happy marriage then, ha ha! It will get interesting only when the diplomats come in.
It's not a big deal to get account info, but make sure that you won't go for the one the lad gave to me. Report it, but make him give you another account. Say something stupid like your bank does not do any business with US banks or whatever else you can think of Smile

The report is necessary because I believe the more reports come in on one account, the higher the chances it might be closed quickly Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

Julia, I think the "que" is part of a script, every place where the "que" appears the scammer should have put your name there.. But the Lt Gen is not smart enough to know that it is being "qued" to insert your name in that spot nor brght enough to know to remove the "que" !! Tee Hee But iun this case do not let it know , you know !!