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MrBurns
Hello I'm New here!

Joined: 21 Jan 2014
Posts: 4

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:23 am |
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Any way of not having them on? It clutters the heck out of my sightlines... |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **

Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:37 am |
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^^ That is like telling the Pope to cut Mass short because I'm going out
Some of those sig line entries have been hard won, the rest, well, ok, hard won or a lot of time and Unpaid volunteering and writing to get them.
I doubt you will get a better response
Welcome to the monkey house Mr Burns |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter

Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:48 am |
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Welcome Mr Burns. Eeexcellent to have you here. I think you're stuck with the sig lines but it's not all braggadacio some of them have useful baiting links.
Not mine obviously. |
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Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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GTmama
Elite Baiter

Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1826
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:00 pm |
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^^^ Mine do!!
Welcome Mr Burns. It's about time your evil ass showed up here!  |
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What a fuckkkkkkkkkk - Pig$
I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each. - Mary Mary
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***

Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:21 pm |
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In my view, they are best if kept as compact as practicable. I can think of an almost empty one that has just a few flags and pigs in it, but is about 6" long. It must have innumerable paragraph spaces in the HTML. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru

Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:07 pm |
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^^^ Speak for yourself, mine's a whopping 8". |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:51 pm |
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They are a defining esprit de corps here at Eater, I'd hate to see them go. Welcome. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter

Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:26 pm |
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^and that's from the man with the tidiest sig line in Eater! |
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Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:00 pm |
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PF used to have one of the most filled siggy lines on the forum. But then he removed all but the most important. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
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Fryer
Baiting Guru

Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:16 pm |
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Welcome MrBurns. As was stated, some of them do provide valuable links. Just try the one in my signature for instance!! |
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 x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:29 pm |
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| Dr Mike wrote: |
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My vagina is itching. Who said I was a he?
Founder; SOOI gender equity fund |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14309
Location: Foraging for Nuts.

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:40 pm |
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I didn't.
I know you're a big girl. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler

Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:53 pm |
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Welcome MrBurns.
What do you think the response would be if you asked this gentleman to lose the metalwork because it was offending your eyesight
And don't mind PF and Slightly, it's their mating ritual - we have to put up with it every year in the run up to Valentines Day. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Some Buddy At Home
Baiting Guru

Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 3069
Location: At Home

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:57 pm |
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Welcome Mr. Burns! I have found the best baits by looking in sig lines. When I see a particularly hilarious lad rant , I search the quote for the bait, and waaa laaaa! Thread of pure lad pain and hours of entertainment for me. See my sig, none of them are my baits, they are but a few of the best of Eater talent baits there for your enjoyment.
In time you too Mr. Burns will have some great rants in your sig. With a name like Mr. Burns, how could you not!
What is a sightline?
EDIT: I looked up "sightline": any of the lines of sight between the spectators and the stage or playing area in a theater, stadium, etc.: Some of the sightlines are blocked by columns.
Learned the meaning of a new word today. Education is key here at Eater U. It's just the definition for those who also don't know what it is. I have no idea what type of your device you use to browse Eater, so it's not for me to question or comment. I just hope it doesn't hinder you from enjoying and joining in the fun of making lads lives a living hell.
Again, welcome to Eater!!! Always great to see a new ...errr... old face around here. |
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<- Meet Oinker <- Oinker's flag
The Monsignor's Hell Safari 28 pg of pure lad pain!
Femmy the safari boi pain inflicted via Team Femmy
Rosy scams cancer victim, Derrick-NV classic!
US Safari 8 Safaris & 21K miles!- Pain inflicted by Juan Freizwidatt & Capone
The One, The Only PIG$ -What can't GTmama do to the pig?
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
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Location: St Michael's Chapel

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:59 pm |
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| See my sig.....they are but a few of the best of Eater talent baits there for your enjoyment. |
Yep. I'd second that!
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| ...mine's a whopping 8". |
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| My vagina is itching. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA

Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:14 pm |
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I call mine "Exasperated Lads' Greatest Hits."
Welcome, Mr. Burns. You run a nuke plant. Cluttered sight lines should be the least of your worries. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:50 pm |
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Welcome, Mr. Burns!
I have no excuse: I like bling. |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked

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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north

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Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:22 am |
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^^ Speaking of the canadian flag i assume. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
CBC Documentary Safari |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre

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Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:23 am |
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^^^^^
. You have one, too I bet PF has a string. |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked

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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice

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Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:54 pm |
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| Welcome MrBurns. As was stated, some of them do provide valuable links. Just try the one in my signature for instance!! |
Does not work for me  |
_________________ Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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Fryer
Baiting Guru

Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe

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Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:13 pm |
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^^^ I hadn't notice and now fixed. That Rover guy is always changing stuff...  |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:34 am |
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Welcome Mr Burns. You'll find the sig lines great entertainment and the source of further investigation as you understand more about baiting. My pig farm may stay sparse but the rants carry the lad pain I inflict on the behalf of victims everywhere. |
_________________ "I've never been mad like this, you pull out the madness in me." Chris Walker
"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
 Teddy Cole James Sgt S Rice Johnny
Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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Ghost
419Eater Admin

Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:35 am |
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| It clutters the heck out of my sightlines... |
I know what you mean. You'll get use to it though and soon won't even notice unless you want to. Some forums allow pictures in sig lines. I'm glad it's not like that here. A few members here have images in their sig lines however they are only visible when sent via PM. The first time I noticed I wondered why someone added an image telling me to prepare for the zombie apocalypse and what it had to do with what the PM was about. Then, oh it's just in his sig line. I don't have to prepare for the zombie apocalypse  |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:36 pm |
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^^
That last part is like saying you don't need to add garlic to your birthday cake because you have some sugar left.  |
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"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
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TheFae
Baiting Guru

Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!

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Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:05 pm |
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^^You owe me a keyboard, Duckster!
Welcome MrBurns. I sport the 'bling' in my siggy for two reasons. Firstly, if a new person comes aboard, they'll hopefully PM me with any questions and will feel more at home. Secondly, well, every single site killed and/or flag represented is a heck of a lot of lad pain, and we all cheer!
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