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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:30 am

This was shared by my friend in my real life FB.

Using whole or part of this going to be catchy profile for baiting?? No normal guys will like this girl if this is real, but scammers may be interested?? Evil or Very Mad

http://therealsingapore.com/content/dear-trs-i-am-singaporean-living-australia-and-i-want-find-boyfriend

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Hi everyone! Firstly, I am 28 years old this year and I am currently living in Perth, Australia. if you don't have a photo, please don't send me a request. And don't expect me to make the first move- I think guys should initiate the conversation. Once I accept your request you must contact me within 24 hours. If you don’t I will take that as you’re not interested in talking to me and I will delete you. I am not a patient person and I especially hate wasting my time and waiting for guys who are never online to talk.

Also, don't contact me if you have an inappropriate Facebook names or email addresses. I've seen a few and am completely grossed out by those names. And your thoughts are part of your personality. And I can tell what kind of personality you have just by looking at your FB account details.
Guys who send me a FB friend request must be itching to talk to me every minute of every day. That is a sign that he is really interested in me. Anything less than that, don't waste my time. I have better things to do.

I also don't like guys who have a first intense conversation with me and then disappear and never talk to me anymore after that. I will delete you if that happens. This includes local, interstate and international contacts.

If you are contacting me from interstate or overseas, please make sure you are wealthy enough to fly to Perth to meet me in person (if we have chemistry). I am not willing to travel to other states or countries on the principle that a girl shouldn't have to go the distance for a guy.

It should be the other way round. I am not going to relocate either if everything goes well. The guy can do the relocating. I'm staying put here in Perth. And speaking some decent English would be helpful too.

Now info about me- I am fun to be around, I love jokes and being childish at times, I laugh a lot I think laughing is a very important part of life, I am optimistic, I live life to the fullest and I never let anyone bring me down. I am very outspoken and am the type of person who doesn’t ‘beat around the bush’. I am very straight to the point. I am responsible for what I say but not what you understand or interpret.

I'm the type of girl who says what I mean and means what I say. I apologize when I have said or done something wrong I'm not prissy about it. And I hate guys who don't apologize. I've been in a relationship before where even where he made so many mistakes he never apologized. I really hate that. Saying 'sorry' doesn't mean you're admitting you're wrong or that you're weak. It shows that you are human and you are considerate of other peoples' feelings.

I am an emotional person and sometimes let feelings get the better of me but most of the time I am a strong-willed girl. I'm not of them girls who goes to the corner and whinges and cries when everything goes wrong. I say, if there's a problem, fix it. Don't complain about it. Get up and do something about it. Because sitting there feeling sorry for yourself isn't going to make problems magically disappear.

I don't like or love people easily but if I like you, then obviously you must be special. But you have to try your very hardest for me to like or love you. I get upset easily and I have a big temper. When I'm angry, I am more vicious than a pack of hungry wolves. So I suggest you don't go there. But if you don't believe me, I dare you to try.

I have very expensive taste and I enjoy the finer things in life. I am not a simple girl with simple tastes. I simply refuse to have a boring housewife life where I just manage the home and take care of the kids and not have a life of my own. I want a guy who will provide me with an extravagant lifestyle- he must be able to take me on expensive cruises and holidays and stay at 5 star hotels and dine at the finest restaurants and take me on shopping sprees. I want a guy who treats me like a princess all the time.

I'm not the type of girl who settles. I am a woman who knows exactly what she wants in a man. If he falls short of any expectations I’m going to have to say ‘goodbye’ to you.

I am a genuine and a nice person. I am thoughtful, sweet and understanding. I will go out of my way to make my boyfriend/husband happy (if he makes me happy). I am very loyal and will stick up for loved ones even if they’re wrong. When I love someone I love them passionately. That’s the way I love. I’m also a very committed person. I am really good to talk to about problems or concerns- my friends say so and I’ve been counsellor to my friends many many times. I can be serious at times when I need to be.

I have traditional morals and values and I do not intend to break them for any guy. I believe that two people should be married if they want to live together and have a child. I believe that the man should be the sole financial provider of the household.

I love smiling, I love the colour Blue, I love my Barbie and I enjoy collecting dolls (yes I am a little girl at heart), I love Hello Kitty, I love staying indoors with a good book or movie, I love getting kisses and cuddles and I enjoy my movies and music. I am an excellent cook and I am a bit of a 'foodie'

I like cats rather than dogs. My favourite breed is the exotic shorthair. I love their 'scrunched up' faces I hope to have one of them one day.

My favourite flower is the purple orchid and I love collecting bridal magazines and fashion design. I believe in capital punishment and I think Australia should re-introduce it to the way criminals are dealt with. I hate red meat and seafood. I am very hygienic and sometimes obsess over cleanliness.

I don't give second chances. I believe giving second chances is like giving a person a second bullet to shoot you with because they missed you the first time. And I certainly don't have 'stupid' written on my forehead. I don’t forgive easily and in some situations I have never forgiven people at all to this day. I don’t trust people easily either so you’re going to have to make the extra effort to gain my trust and most importantly, to keep it.

I am intelligent and witty. I am highly educated and I studied and graduated from the Top 100 Universities in Australia; University of Western Australia (UWA). I also have a degree from Monash University in Melbourne.

I don't have a model figure nor am I super skinny. I don’t aspire to be like models because I am comfortable in my own skin and I like the way I am. Anyone telling me differently will get an earful of my cussing. I believe every girl is beautiful whether they’re a size 6 or 16.

If you're purely after looks and if you want a slim girl I'm not it. That is a physical relationship. I don't do physical relationships because I think it's truly revolting to like someone based on looks.

I love listening to 'dancey' songs (although I hate clubs and discos). My favourites are Alexandra Stan, Jessica Mauboy, Lana Del Rey, Ellie Goulding and Lady Gaga. I also like dubstep music from Pendulum and Gemini.

I love wearing pretty frilly dresses I love wearing flowers in my hair.
I also like to surf the Net, sing, read, write stories, write songs and I aspire to learn the guitar one day I am currently in the middle of writing my own novel so it's pretty exciting for me I like long walks along the beach but only in Winter. I hate summer fiercely.

If you're the type of guy who surfs and is addicted to beaches in summer then you obviously are asking for a death wish. Cancer will take you faster than you can apply the strongest sunscreen.

If I had to choose a dream hobby it would be being an actress. I love acting and I attend drama workshops when I can. I'm not obsessed with the whole goth theme and vampires but I am very much interested in the legends of Dracula and Countess Elizabeth Bathory. I do as much research as I can during my free time and I love nothing more than watching that kind of movie or documentary while munching on choc and chips

I love my family- they are my world- I treasure my friends- I love going to the movies from time to time. I love shopping and eating out as well. I work fulltime as a retail manager and I love it. I work hard and enjoy my job.

My ultimate life goal is to get married and have children.

Just because I'm an Asian girl, it doesn't mean I am subservient or shy. I defy the Asian girl stereotype and I don't do as I am told. I bend the rules, I speak up and won't take crap from people. I am not submissive in any way.

I don't drink , I don’t smoke and I don’t do drugs.

I HATE guys who smoke. That is something I simply will not accept. I think smoking is a vulgar habit so if you smoke, don't bother contacting me. And if you lie about it I WILL find out. I always find out peoples' secrets one way or the other. And I can generally tell if people are lying to me.

I am a human lie detector and nothing gets passed me. I notice everything, even the tiniest of things like the tone in your voice when you speak to me. If someone looks a bit suss to me, he probably is.

I also HATE guys who drink. I don't care if it's a quarter of a glass or 3 jugs, drinking is drinking. There is no point in telling me, 'But I only drink a little and not often.' If you absolutely have to drink, I suggest quitting it before contacting me. And if you drink discreetly, same thing as above...I WILL find out and I will leave you on the spot. If you’re the sort of guy who likes to unwind by having a million beers after work, there’s the door.

I will not tolerate inappropriate behavior such as swearing and making racist and sexist remarks. I don't like being taken advantage of, a relationship that is full of dramas and arguments, guys just looking to get into bed with me. SO NOT ON. I don't appreciate mind games either and I hate liars.

I also don't like guys with tattoos and piercings. That might be a way of expressing yourself but I don’t think you actually need to de-face your body to do that. If you’re into that kind of stuff please don’t contact me. I find tattoos and piercings truly disgusting.

I HATE clubs/pubs/discos/loud concerts. I am not a ‘let’s party and get laid’ type of girl. If you want a party bimbo you're looking at the wrong girl mate.

I don't like dogs. I hate living with them. So if I ever get to a point where I am living with a guy and he has a dog/dogs, it or they are going to have to go. If you choose a dog over me, well firstly you're dumb enough to let a great girl go and secondly, you will never get me back so you might as well marry your dog.

If you're a gym junkie and workout everyday and are obsessive about your appearance, that’s not what I’m looking for in a guy. I’d like a non-sporty kind of guy- one who isn’t obsessive about sports- that can get really annoying.

I HATE outdoor activities with passion so if you're the adventure-seeking type and loves camping and hiking and other outdoor stuff we're not going to get along.

I don't believe in sex before marriage. I think sex before marriage is wrong, immoral and disgusting. If you've 'done it' many times with plenty of girls or if you are the 'playboy I sleep around' type, you're so not the guy for me. I think you should probably stick to girls who have no morals or values.

I do not believe in pre-nuptial agreements. And I will not sign one when I am about to get married. I stick by : "What's mine is mine and what's your's is mine too".

I have very high standards and I have a set criteria for every single guy I meet and I stick to it. There are no exceptions and no straying from it.

I don't like guys walking in and out of my life- you cannot come and go as you please. You either stick around and never leave or just don't contact me in the first place. It's simple. I don't accept 'part-time' people in my life. I deserve better than that.

I will not tolerate guys talking back to me or trying to win arguments. That isn’t going to work. I like having the last word. If you think you simply can’t resist snapping back at me, well….there’s the trash can and you can go sit in it.

"Don't mistake my friendliness for weakness. I am nice to everyone but if someone is not nice to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me."

"I am single. And you are going to have to be absolutely amazing to change that."

If you've made it this far, thanks for reading!

What I'm Looking For

Hmm, let's see....I have a pretty long list but essentially I want a boyfriend who will potentially become a husband. He must be good-looking (or at least decent-looking), clean, hygenic, caring, generous, loyal and faithful. He must be patient, tolerant, kind, honest, trusting, gentle and respectful. He must also be hard-working and committed and dedicated to building a future with me and giving me a luxurious comfortable life.

I will not entertain sleazy guys, rude idiots or guys that are full of themselves. There's a fine line between self-confidence and arrogance.

I want a guy free from his past relationships and ready to commit to me and me only. His relationship history must be exactly that: history. He must not linger on thoughts and feelings for this past girlfriends. Make sure you completely get over them first. He must only have eyes and the heart for me. I will not settle for less.

I want a guy who will financially provide for me. And I must be able to choose if I want to work or not. A genuinely nice guy will give me that freedom of choice. And if I work, I should get to keep what I earn all to myself. If you're scared of that, then you're not the guy for me and you should probably bugger off right about now.

I'll tell you upfront that I am looking for a rich guy. He must be financially able to pay for EVERYTHING- bills, petrol, groceries, mortgage, kids, wedding, honeymoon, etc...and I should not have to pitch in a single cent.

I am NOT paying for anything. With me, there is no such thing as ‘going halves’, ‘you pay this, I pay that’ or 'let's split the expenses'- none of that nonsense. I believe the guy pays for everything and I am never backing down from that ever. If that doesn’t suit you, don’t click the ‘contact’ button. It’s simple. I was raised in a very Asian culture and this concept of halving household bills and stuff is unheard of and I am not about to start that ridiculous trend.

This concept of mine is not up for debate and it is not open for discussion or negotiation. It's really simple: Guy pays everything, girl (me) pays nothing. That's it. Very straight-forward. No faffing around.

If you are a business owner I am NOT going to work with you or for you. It's YOUR business. You run it. Don't involve me at all. The only thing I will involve myself with is the income you earn from running your business. That's about it. Don't expect me to work at your business. I've had a guy like that before so I dumped him on the spot. You're no different. If I can do it to him, I can certainly do it to you.

Money is the second most important thing to me after good health. Poverty scares me more than death itself. I’ve been in situations without money and I’ve had a relationship where the guy was poor. I do not want to go there ever again. I also want the sort of guy who would give me access to his money without questions without reservations. It’s about trust and the guy I ultimately choose must be able to give me that.

I want a guy who buys me gifts, lots of gifts such as expensive jewellery, perfumes, clothes, surprise getaways, takes me out to fancy dinners and balls and is always willing to go to the ends of the earth to make sure I stay happy all the time.

He MUST have a high-paying, secure and a proper job. So working at Maccas is definitely out of the question. I don't mind having a partner who works away (eg: in the mines).

He also must not go to pubs and clubs at all- I absolutely forbid it and he must not contact or go out with female friends. I don’t have any friends who are guys and I want a guy who doesn’t have any female friends either. If you want to keep them, don’t contact me. He absolutely must not be into disgusting things like pornography.

Also, with all due respect, please don't contact me if you are physically disabled in any shape or form. Frankly I don’t want to spend the rest of my precious life nursing a man child with a condition.

I am NOT getting into a relationship where I just live with the guy forever and never get an engagement ring and never get married. I'm not that type of girl. And I am most certainly am not a loose cannon like most girls are. “If you like it you should have put a ring on it.”

I have very Asian values and I take relationships and marriage very seriously.

I want a guy who finds me irresistibly cute and beautiful even when I have trackies and no make-up on. The perfect guy for me would be the type that loves me whether I look glamorous or not. The perfect guy must not pressure me for anything. Yes, I meant ANYTHING. And that includes that ONE THING guys. You know what I'm talking about. Don't act like you're innocent. If he even 'hints' about it, it's 'bye bye' forever. I mean it.

He must love me as much even if I gain weight and look fat. He must love me unconditionally. No matter what the circumstances, the perfect guy would NEVER leave me.

I must be number 1 in your life. I must come before anything and anyone else. I will not accept anything less. I must always be a priority. I will not take the back seat. If you think you’re going to struggle putting me number one, I won’t be interested in talking to you.

Guys with exes who are still tagging along, with children, divorced, separated, going through divorce or separation- please don’t contact me at all.

I have a simple rule: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you sure don't deserve me at my best."

Thanks.

Below is some of my Details I used on Dating websites:

Ethnicity Asian
Relationship Status Single
Religion Buddhist
Spoken Languages English, Burmese
Smoking Habits Never smoke
Have Children Don't have any
Want Children Want
Food Preference No special diet
Drinking Habits Never
Hair Colour Black
Eye Colour Brown
Height 5'5" / 165cm
Body Type Average
Have Pets No
Education Post Graduate
Occupation Management
Sign of the Zodiac Sagittarius
Interests
Fashion design
Surfing the net
Listening to music
Collecting Barbie
Singing
Writing stories and songs
Sewing
Arts and Crafts
Movies and music
Shopping

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:38 am

Lads obviously won't read it, but seeing a huge wall of text may make them think its another lad and ignore it or they'll guess that it's a baiter/joker (no normal person would put all that on a dating profile).

Plus that would likely exceed the maximum number of characters the free sites allow for a profile.

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:53 am

Keep it simple but something that would make any 'Normal' person run to the hills. I use this:

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bacon and lots of it-bassett hounds-chicken fried steak-corn bread-fishing-line dancing-plaid-trucks

Do I Drink? Often
Do I do Drugs? Often
Do I Smoke? Often

Well I ain't used to talking much but on the CB but I like both kinds of Music, Country and Western and likes Noodling for Flatheads too!

Scammers don't even read it nor do they seem to see my profile picture:

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 38

Must be a baiter who writes very fast. A buddhist?! I think not....

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:00 am

This is what my profile for Luby says and no lad has ever mentioned it.

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About Me
My name is Luby and I'm 74yrs old. I'm recently widowed. I like to knit my own underwear and I can knit some for you too. I like knitted underwear because it helps cut down on the old lady smell I get sometimes. I ride the bus to the library and sometimes I like to throw my knit panties at people on the street like I'm a rock and roll star. I'm looking for a husband that likes knits.

ETA: Your friend scares the crap out of me! Laughing

ETAA: Imo... when making a profile, if another baiter can look at the pic you've used and read it and it's silly enough that they can pick you out as a baiter then you've succeeded.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 38

Oscarpiles! I was about to post a question about "noodling for flat heads" because I just saw that mugshot on the fishy place, and ask if he would qualify for Miss Singapore... in fact I was screaming with laughter as I read her, then read him and was wondering if I could help engineer a marriage made in heaven for them Twisted Evil

I must admit, though, my first suspect for the line-dancing bassett-hound loving meth addict was NV, though I thought Ginger or GT Mama were possibilities.

OK so is noodling for flat heads a real thing? (shit I hope it's nothing too disgusting, though nothing surprises me these days Rolling Eyes

).

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:16 am

^^^ Oh it's a real thing!! And big in Oklahoma. Rednecks...

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:21 am

This is what I have for Andy

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Yo what up? My name is Andy and I'm looking for someone that wants some good good luvin, you feel me?

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My Interest Keywords / Tags
fishing
friends
hip hop
hugging
humping
pawn shops
spanking
travel

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My Perfect First Date
I'd like to spend some time sitting on the beach with my love rubbing my bald head.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 38

GTMama, thank you.... I wasn't too keen to google it for fear of what might turn up Laughing

Mind you, I was concerned that it is also called "dogging" which really means something entirely, utterly, completely different in the UK

We need an emoticon to indicate "bladder explosion", especially for the romance baiters...

Your Andy is going to haul himself a few weirdo people, in addition to the usual suspects.

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:27 am

OP are you looking for a noodling video or should I?

My BJ profile:

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About Me
Hi, my name is Bertha Janet Cobbledick. But most people call me BJ and I'm ok with that. I like my parrots more than anything in the whole wide world. They're names are Freezeray, Squidbeak, Flora, Fauna, Cymbal and Bob. If you like parrots too and want to be my freend then plz email me at [email protected]. Oh and I like men I guess.

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:30 am

Kaede, like others have suggested, keep it simple. They can write you a novel and you can answer back with a few lines and they won't care. All they want to know is they have your attention. And much easier if you tell them you're a very giving person rather than looking for a sugar daddy.
However, try it and let us know what happens. Plenty of scammers on fishmeetfish, give it a go

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 38

GT Mama, I don't know where you found that chick, but she's seriously fucked up, if I may say so. She looks like a combo of bad botox and bad drugs.... sure to pull the right kind of lad!

Please God don't anyone make me watch the bare-handed fishing.... I'll be having nightmares about the fisheatfish people as it is Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:35 am

Old Hacker wrote:

I was concerned that it is also called "dogging" which really means something entirely, utterly, completely different in the UK

I'm afraid to know!!! Laughing

Surprisingly, Andy has never met anyone that's not a lad. I only have profiles at FMF and I'm convinced that that site is nothing but lads and baiters. Just to be on the safe side, I try to push them out of PM and into email as soon as possible so that I can do an IP check. If I ever have the slightest doubt that it might be an ITP I drop them. But I think that has only happened one time and only after two emails to my Luby. And that was only after some google serching to find the person. Even when I've gotten one that I wasn't too sure about, checked the IP on the first email, got a US return and decided to drop them just in case, I got a second email that was from the same name but different email that sure enough came back to Nigeria.

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:41 am

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GT Mama, I don't know where you found that chick, but she's seriously fucked up, if I may say so. She looks like a combo of bad botox and bad drugs.... sure to pull the right kind of lad!

She is the infamous Madame of New York, Heidi Fleiss, who was a Madame busted back in the 90's I think for providing hookers for stars, athletes and other famous people. One I remember was Charlie Sheen. She kept a little black book of all of her clients. Big scandel back in the day! She was maybe 24 when it went down. Made millions. Was arrested and did jail time. She was later on the reality show 'Celebrity Rehab' because she got totally strung out on meth. This is a pic of her from around that time. Scary!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 38

Indeed the fishy site is truly a sight to behold, isn't it! I also need to get the beautiful men Shocked

there to use my email addy faster so I can make sure I'm not trying to tie up one of our own. (I mean that in the time sense, not the dogging or noodling or any other sense of course Wink

)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 38

Oh hell, we're getting old - I remember Heidi Fleiss, she was one rough chick but she knew how to get her name in the international media! Scary indeed... a match for OP's bacon dude!

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:54 am

^^^ I put my email address in my profile details and anytime one of them sends me a PM my reply message is basically:

"Hi, thanks for sending me a PM. I really like your profile! And you're pics are just so cute/pretty. Would you mind emailing me instead though? I don't come on this site often anymore and I'd really like to talk to you some more. Hope I hear from you soon! Here's my email addy@gmil"

After awhile, I don't even need to go on the site anymore because I get enough spam coming into my account that I just pick from my spam folder! Now I will log onto FMF and if I pick someone from there it's because they have something funny in their profile or a funny name.

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:21 am

Why were my ears Burning?

Yeah Noodling is big in Oklahoma but why would a Canuck know anything about that? Well that's because next victim told me! And I do have relatives in OKC.

I Chickened out of doing this because I'm a Chicken (NSFW Language):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPxzKAvMAQ

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:04 am

Kaede! OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT!!! It is a bit long and redundant in some areas (for example, you mention going to bars/clubs/discos a few times), other than that, wow, she's kind of hot! If I was a guy I would see that as a challenge. At least she's honest, right? Evil Lol

What I find great about it, LADS STEAL PROFILES! Don't be surprised if you see that listed on some lads profiles in the future. Just go back and edit out the redundant info, shorten it up a bit and I think it's golden. Very Happy

I can't wait to see the responses she gets!

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:18 am

^^^ I think he meant, or I read it to mean, that his RL friend sent him that as her RL dating profile. Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

GTmama wrote:

^^^ Oh it's a real thing!! And big in Oklahoma. Rednecks...

Them theres fighting words! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:33 am

GTmama wrote:

^^^ I think he meant, or I read it to mean, that his RL friend sent him that as her RL dating profile. Shocked

Oh! I didn't see that (yeah, first sentence- here I call lads lazy for not reading!) Laughing

I am tired. I waited up half the night waiting for my piggy to come home. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:48 am

next victim wrote:

Them theres fighting words! Laughing

Haha... Maybe I should've clarified, although it wouldn't make it better, you 'Okie rednecks!' I'm from Texas and down here we(most) have the sense to use a pole! Laughing

My entire family is full of rednecks. Somehow I was able to get out and get citified.

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