Frederick Johnson

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He's on FMF but I can't find his profile at the moment.

http://www.romancescam.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=291080

I read this bait: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=119085 from Eater's greatest hits and thought there's no way I could pull that off in a romance bait.

Hey zeere-a, thunks fur zee messege-a oon feesh meet feesh. I leeke-a hoo yuoo hefe-a a jub und pesseeun. Bork bork bork! Thet's svell.

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Hello,
thanks for the mail and for the email you send to me,please tell me more about you and send a recent pics of you,looking forward to hearing from you soon.

best regards
Fred

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Here-a ere-a my peecs, I hupe-a yuoo leeke-a zeem! I'm 48 yeers oold und nut merreeed. Bork bork bork! I dun't hefe-a keeds ieezeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

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Hello dear,

Good day dear, Hope you're doing great? it's a great pleasure to get your email. I really appreciate your amicable response, It has been long i shared feelings with anyone, Well you might not understand, Being able to come home after work and have a nice conversation with someone special is something that has been missing in my life for a long time.

After i read your profile i could tell that you are an interesting and fun woman. Well like I said before now, Am new to this online stuff , Don't really know how it works but i believe I will with time, Well i think the first thing to do is to tell you more about me, am Fred 56, a Professional Engineer , I am Originally from the United State of America but living in Toronto Canada i am from a family of 3, My Mom, Dad and myself, Lost my mum 8 years ago and my dad a year ago (am Over that now and have Moved on). i have a son john ,he is the only family i have been divorced for 5 years now.

My passions include reading inspirational books and clever mysteries, the most touching book that i have ever read is the one by John Manson, really inspirational, would push you from where you are to where you should be. On Music, Am into Sentimental Rock as i guess you already Know, I Love singers like Evanescence, Linking park, Dido and Enya too. Favorite composer would be John Fredrick Handle, Although am really not into operas. Am an Art Lover to, I don't like to be the center of Attraction, I love to lay low, I Am a movie Lover, I Love the cinemas, Am the comedy type, I also watch some actions packed thriller, Adventures and some decent Erotica. My Favorite actor is Brad Pitt(Boy Sexy). I Love to cook and love Mexican dishes because they are quite spicy. As we all know, Love making is an essential part of a relationship as it's keeps the Fire burning. I Love to Travel for fun but haven't really had the time to travel so much, i have been to Germany and India.. If am to go on a Vacation I'll Love to go to Paris. I Love the Museums and art Galleries. Concerning pets, Am a Dog Lover.

Ok dear i think fingers are beginning to hurt from typing a book to you lol.well i just wanted you to know me and who i am and what i want. Looking forward to hearing from you and about you.

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:47 pm

You never cease to amaze me....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOP5sNnvBA

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I KNEW you would have the perfect youtube selection vor dis. Bork Bork!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Thunk yuoo su mooch fur yuoor imeeel!
I em elsu frum zee Uneeted Stete-a ooff Emereeca und coorrently leefe-a in zee Uneeted Stete-a ooff Emereeca. I leeke-a mooseec tuu. Ispeceeelly zee mooseecel mooseengs ooff Kermeet, Peenk und let's nut furget thet vunderffool sung, "Vhet dues zee Fux sey". Bred Peett is ook boot I preffer Geurge-a Cluuney. Bork bork bork! He-a hes a peeg!
Hupe-a tu heer frum yuoo suun!

I can't believe he is still writing:

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Hello Dear,

I'm very active person; easy going, and truly look for the best in people. I love my job and work really hard so I can enjoy my
time off. I don't like people lying on the sofa watching TV all the day round. I'm financially settled. I can describe
Myself as caring, soft, lovable, warm, tender, adorable and gentle. I own a home and live by myself. I’m a true romantic at heart, a very
Passionate man. Someone who enjoys intimacy and romance. I'm the kind of man who loves showing affection anywhere and at anytime.
I have a 10 year old son who makes me smile when ever I see him, he's the source of My happiness, I have been divorced for 5 years ,it’s a long story for another time, you have been separated for two years right??
What really happened??, if you don’t mind you can share it with me, I am a contractor for some government agencies and I have been privileged to work in about 20 countries, I enjoy my job but hope to resign and settle down soonest.
I like walking on parks just to kill time before a light snack. i also like movies. I live a very simple life, I try my best to avoid complications I'm done with night life. I have a good
sense of humor and i like to stay in shape. I try to do cardio workout 3X a week. I'm very organized both on and off work, especially on my home. I'm very receptive and
tolerant providing things are socially reasonable. I'm open and cautious with my words as well. i respect peoples opinion and freedom of choice. I am a very
responsible person in any situation that I face. I have a kind and big heart that is full of love that I would like to give to a woman who could appreciate it.
I am sincere, careful, trustful, reliable, purposeful man, I would love to meet a woman who shares the same qualities i mentioned or almost. someone who is full of spirit. Someone who
gives space when needed. always willing to try something new or share her experience to make the relationship pleasing. And above all, I am worth to be called a HUSBAND to any good woman.
what do you do for a living?
what are you on the dating site??
I hope to read from you soonest, do have a wonderful day ahead