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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

bware419ers wrote:

I've heard rumors this Ginger Lee is one sick chick. Rumors confirmed.

But in a good way!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^Am in good company!

@OP-I heard it from a reliable source who isn't drunk yet.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello my love, where have you been, am so worried about you, for the pass 4days now i have not had from you, hope everything is fine with you my love.
i do miss you so much and also i can't stop thinking about you my love.
yes i have eaten, what about you my love.

love you so much

Mark Austin,
I emailed you 2 days ago.
Is someone hackered into your emails?
That is so strange.
Love you,
Me

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello Mary.
nobody hark my account, i always check my mail. well am glad you are back to me . my love, i have something very important tell you,i want you to do this for me my love, my salary has just been paid to me, and i wanna send you the money to keep for me in your account till i will have my m vacation so that i can come and meet you over there, my please the total money is 3 millionusd , i wanna use the money to open a business for us future and also to buy a house .

i want you to send me your phone and your house address.
so that i will give it to the agent that wanna bring the money to you.
send me all your information my love.

best regard

I have a very serious question for you.
How did you get 3 million usd?
I cannot accept that. I will be investigated by authorities.
Are you a drug cartel kegpin?
You can tell me the truth. I will still love you.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 38

Ginger Lee, you certainly manage to get some very ambitious lads to fall in love with you Laughing

Nice to have a millionaire suitor. Pity you're going to bitch-slap him to hell and back! I look forward to the lad's pain, which I know you give generously.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

My milkshake brings all the rich boys to the yard... and fake Generals, serglants and crapstains.

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Hello my dearest Love,
How are you doing my lovely queen ..?
Honey as you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs,are attacking our peaceful mission here in Afghanistan. And here is a funds in my possession this funds was accrued to all our top serving generals and junior cadre officers as well. The total amount is US$ 3,ooo,ooo(three Million US dollars) cash which was accrued to me,so I want to move this money out of this place,this place is a war zone, so that you may keep it till when I will come over to meet you on my vacation day. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate this money. Which is $3,000,000(three million US dollar) out of here to you. This is no stolen money, and there are no dangers involved, as I have made arrangements with a United Nation representative who promised to deliver the fund to any of my choosing destination. I shall compensate you 30% as my lovely future wife on final conclusion of this project, while the rest shall be for my investment purposes. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party,as any leakage of this information will be too bad for me. Honey understand this place is not a safe place that such huge amount of money should be kept and you know anything can happen,and I have survived two suicide car bomb attacks, which prompted me to reach out for help because I will be migrating to you to invest and start a new life not as a soldier anymore.

Right now sweetheart, as I speak with you. I want the immediate transfer of this fund out of Afghanistan without any fodder delay and I put my trust in you as my future wife I want this fund to be transfer with your name without any delay and I want you to know that here in Afghanistan there is no way this money can be transfer through bank to bank transfer, so my plans is to move this money out of Afghanistan through United Nation Diplomatic Agent here in Afghanistan. He will deliver to your door steep or Hotel. All I need from you is your current contact address, together with your mobile phone number and your full name, and a place where you will like to receive this package. It may be in a Hotel room or your house any were you feel is comfortable for you. That is where He will meet you, so you don't need to be afraid Ok. I am going to make everything possible for you to receive this fund successful. What I want to do is that, I want to entrust you as my foreign beneficiary so that this money will be register with your name as the receiver of this fund, you don't need to be afraid everything will be done well and the United Nation Diplomatic Agent will not know that the box contain money because the box, will be register as Precious Valuable Items. The keys to the box are with me I will not send the consignment box together with the keys, the reason is that so nobody will open the box before it will get to his destination to see what is inside the box. No body know the content of the box apart from you that I tell so you have to keep this as secret Ok.

I will send the secret CODE number of the box to you through email that same day that the consignment box will be deliver to you as well to enable you to have access to the money inside the box. As soon as you receive the keys please you will see the money inside the box, the amount of the money is US$ 3,000,000 ( three Million US dollars) Clean and spendable money++. this money have to be kept in your position before I will fly down to meet with you in your country, please I trust and believe in you I don't want you to betray me you know I love you with all my heart. I have plans for that money, if I fly down to see you I am going to invest that money with you and you are going to be the manager of that investment so I am trying to do this for our future. And secondly I have plans to buy a Guest House and Lodge in Australia of our own and a house were, we, will live together as one for ever till death separate us+thanks for your understanding as I wait to receive your email regarding this

Yours Love

I cannot accept this money.
I can't be investigated by the IRIS again, that's the federals on my ass.
They will put me in jail while investigating how I got this money, especiallyy if it has terrorist links.
I don't need any money my dear, please forget this thing with money.
I just want you here with me safe and sound.

I love you!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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alright my love, thank you so much am so glad you speak your mind to me,
well i will send the money to a united nation security company in African so that they can keep it for me, till i will leave here and meet you.

thank you so much, i love you with all my heart

best regard .

That sounds like a good plan except the African part. They have them there terrorists in the Africa. Also in parts of Canada. You should probably bury it in a hole and make a map. That way only you know where it is.

I'm glad you are so smart. I love you too.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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darling i have send the money to a united nation security company in African, last night, honey i want you to do me a little favor. as i have already take a 2 weeks permission from the NATO force here to visit my kids. so am coming to spend the 2 weeks with you, but there is a little problem my love. the NATO force told me that they would not be responsible for my trip to united states and i don't have any money with me to take flight from here to meet you, so i have told to the commander here and he give me a chance to use the military flight to London, but from London i should take care of my expenses , please my love, i want you to help me with 2000usd for my flight ticket from London to me, when i come to you i will pay you back the money as i don't have any money with me here..
please send it to my Name so that when i arrive in London i will pick it up and buy my ticket to meet you and also send me your mobile number so that i can give you a call when i arrive.

thank you so much my love, am really glad to meet you soon..

yours lovely husband

Mark,

Why don't you have money? Do you normally ask women for money? The could be a problem in our relationship. I can't marry a man who takes money
from women. I mean you are a man, someone who shouldn't be looking for a potential wife if he can't even afford his kids. Are you a poor person?
I'm sorry but I need to be with a man who can support himself and take care of his kids.

I'm not too sure about this.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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am not a poor man , just that my master card is not working here, and if you are not ready to me the money for flight ticket,i also don't think am gonna be with a woman who can't help his husband when she need her assistance .

Mark,
Why don't you use that money in a box you were telling me about.
Perhaps you could get a better job too.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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i told you the money was send to security company already. and my master card is not working here. am not a poor man, i have my own house in united states, so don't think am depending on your money, all i want you to do for me, is to send me the money i ask you for my flight ticket to meet you and when i come i will pay it back to you as well.
if you know you will do it fine, send it to my name .

i suppose to be in London tomorrow, so please try and understand me.

You will pay me back. I'll need you to sign a loan agreement.
And never ask me for money again.
Then I'll think about it.
Mary

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

mark is two timing me ..bet you never got an offer to live in australia though with him? LMAO... (ACTUALLY YES YOU DID) i just read back ha ha update post coming up......'mr new york monsoon man" is the thread

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

I really can't wait for the ronald reagan email ha ha ha *i have a planned response lol lol*

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:43 pm

Can DCH, Pllc assist in drafting the Promissory note?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^OH yes please Capone.

@Sally, hope he uses his Ronald Reagan email with you. I'd love to see your response. I was quite shaken by the velveeta shortage and wrote the first thing that hit me.

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:03 pm

Just PM me where the V-bag lives and full name and am happy to shyster it up.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^Thanks Capone.

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darling i promise i will pay it back to you, please try your best and send it to me, i wanna come i meet you . am taking this 2weeks vacation just because of you. please think about it and send it to London so that when i arrive in London i will pick it up and get my flight to meet you. send it to my name.

thank you so much my love,

best regard

He couldn't be bothered to type out thank you so much my love,; it was copied and pasted.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Happy Sunday to you my love, hope you are having a splendid Sunday over there.. love you so much. please do take care of your self always for m

Mark,

Well I have decided if you can sign the agreement, we can go ahead with a loan. I have attached it.
Once you agree to the terms, I can go ahead and send the money.

I hope you are having a nice time.

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hello sweetheart i agree with you please do it for me, i just wanna get out of here and meet you, i promise when i come i will use my master card and withdraw the money for you.. i love you so much my love..

please send it to London. with my name .

thank you so much.

best regard

I sent an agreement to you in my last email.
You need to print it and sign it.
It is in PDF format.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Capone, THANK YOU!!! He signed your contract.

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:38 pm

I am amazed! I'm sure he didn't read it!

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:08 am

I was forced to read it too (okay skimmed) and that ain't right!

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whether at a car wash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFVcqVM9vhw

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:36 am

I didn't read it at first because I thought it was just an ordinary contract. But that was funny! Ch3tham's a slick one!