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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Two timing ho. Tis' the season, eh?
HO HO HO

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:00 am

I don't get this one, what is "she" doing? Is this one of those "I am on my way" and then all of a sudden "something" happens and need WU/MG immediately? I think I will go and read the other two baits listed in the opening post in this thread. Razz

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^I'm not sure if he just can't get someone to pick up a payment at WU yet or if he's having problems obtaining a mule for a bank account. I'll take a dirty sandtimer.

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Ginger Lee wrote:

Two timing ho. Tis' the season, eh?
HO HO HO

That is so insensitive to women. Laughing

From here http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/has_ho_ho_ho_been_banned

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Westaff sent a memo out to encourage Santas to say "ha ha ha" because "ho ho ho" may scare children or offend women. Unless a woman is a "ho," she most likely won't be offended by the phrase.

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My woman needs a bit of insensitivity since she's a HO HO HO.

My sweet Sandra,

I am so sorry to hear we won't be seeing each other tomorrow. Not to worry, the presents will keep under the tree.
I do hope nothing too serious is happening with you. Do let me know how you are coping.
I worry.

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My sweet Cosmo
Hope you are feeling better and doing good.thank u for understanding
and Im coping and my love before u know it i will be by your side
cuddling u.
I Love You and Pls take care of yourself for me

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I am so happy you are feeling better and after therapy sore its
expected and i really wish im there with u to ease the pain but
soonest i will be and my love you don't need to stress yourself you
are always good for me no matter what its not about the physical but
mental and I believe and know u will be back to normal.
I have not been working I just don't want to take up any job cos i
will be with you so I can have time to be with you fully with my
qualifications I can easy get job.
You have a wonderful staff,hope they know about me? cos I won't mind
taking.them for a shopping to appreciate their gesture when inn with
you.
I Love You and Miss You pls take care of yourself for me.

Dearling,

You are sweet to be kind to those who are kind to me.
Yes, they know about you. One of my former employees wanted to date me but I had
to tell her about you so she would quit giving me those fox eyes that the girls do to me when
they think they love me. Poor thing.

What do you do with your day now that you have no job? I find I am completely bored when I have
no work to do since I'm still laying here about the house like a crippled person.
You can only play so many games of mafia wars before the boredom really kicks in.

My love, take care and I hope to read from you soon.

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Hi My sweet Cosmo

Hope you are doing fine and Merry Xmas im sorry i wont be with you for the xmas,sweetie is my natural to be kind to everyone around me not to talk of people who are taking care of you.Wow so sweet you are proud of me.

I have been taking care of my mom lately things arent as good as it used t be before ,so im kind of busy but after im done here i will be with you fully promising not to spend a night without you by my side,My Love pls dont call yourself crippled its just your physical body you wll still be fine and work again so its a temporary problem sweetie.

So tell me sweetie what you have been doing and tell me the first thing you will do to me when we are together,

I Love You And I Miss You pls Take Care of yourself for me,

Dearling,

Thank you and Merry Xmas to you too. Wish you were here.

I hope your mom enjoys having you with her for the holidays.

I see you are anxious to see me in person. I am anxious to see you too. I imagine I should give you a great big bear hug and
take you where ever you want to go. I hope I'll be walking by then. The therapy I get is taking some time but I managed to walk from the
bedroom to the kitchen today without crutches.

Do enjoy the holiday. I miss you.

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Hi Sweetie
Hi hope you are doing well cos i am here and cant just get your thoughts off my head and mind ,i am enjoying the holiday with my mom but you are the one i wish to be with now.
You must be good in studying someone for you to sense it that i cant wait to be with you in person.and yes sure dear you will walk before i get to u even if its tomorrow i am so happy you are healing fast.

A big hug and a teddy from you will be the best gift i will receive the year if its from you.

I Love You and take care of you for me

Dearling,
Merry Christmas Sandra!
Reading your email was the best present I've had. I am glad you are enjoying your holiday. Do tell your mom I wish her
a Merry Christmas. I hope she's well.

This time next year we'll be spending our first Christmas together. Perhaps with a child on the way? That would be
my dream.

I miss you!

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Sweetie my sugar pie

Merry Christmas to you and i wish you a wonderful New Year in advance My Love Cosmo ,I am happy you my mail represent form of a christmas present to you for now but i as your present is still in. i am enjoying the holiday but not as it should be cos im not with you in person yet,i told my mom and she wishes you too and also send her regards.
I hope you are getting better and better now.

I cant just stop staring and imaging about the last part of your message,thats is so sweet of you cos its what im hoping for too and that will be a dream come through for me also and i know that will surely come to past.

I Love You and Miss You

Sandra

Dearling,

Thank you and Merry Christmas and happy new year to you too!
I am glad you are enjoying the holiday. How is mother? I hope she's well.
I feel pretty good. I can walk small distances without the cane so that is good news indeed.

It pleases me very much that you like my previous email, especially the part about us having
a child. We will be so very happy.

Love you very much!

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Sweetie

I am enjoying my holiday but you are missing in me thats why i want to be in touch with you now as soon as i can before im with you,Mom is fine and shes sending her greetings to you and shes doing fine.

I am so happy to hear the good news that you can walk small distance now that really shows you are responding so fast,keep it up my love

That was my favorite part of the mail but i love everything about the message and now i am more happy about this mail for hearing another news of your health.

I know we will be so happy together.

I Love You So Much Too

My Dearling,

So happy to hear from you again. I wonder what you have planned for New Year? Whatever it is, do imagine me with you as I will be imagining
you next to me.

Do take care,

Cosmo

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Hi Love

You are always on my mind and no day pass by that i never imagine you and i beleieve you do so too,my New Year might be with you in person sure yet cos Mom is 100 percent fine now and im free but she have just exhaust me financially,im happy cos i will have the freedom to be with you soon.

Take care of you for me
I LOve You So Much

Dearling Sandra,

I am happy that mother is fine. I cannot wait until you are here with me.
Do enjoy the time you have with mother. We never know how long they will be with us.

Love,
Cosmo

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My Love
Hope you are doing good?and i know you will be more better now.i am glad you are concerned about my family, my mom also send her regards for that and we both pray that yours for total healthiness is in days.I enjoy the time with my mom but i need to be my husband cos thats the most important and you are my future cos with you i will have lil Cosmo and baby Sandra.

I cant wait to be with you.

Love You So Much and Happy New Year

Dearling Sandra,

I am better now that I get to read your lovely words. I miss you and cannot wait until we have a little Cosmo running around!
Happy New Year my love!

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:04 pm

^^^^^
That's scary.

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I will make certain to have our babies DNA tested to see if she is the mother and which of us fathered the child.

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My guess: puppies

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My Sweet Cosmo

I am happy you are feeling better now and i hope you are more better and able to take more feets ahead again.i can wait for us to lil Cosmo or sexy Cosmo, that we will celebrate wite this year holiday.

Pls do take care of yourself for me cos you are my special one.Happy New Year

I Love You

Dearling Sandra,

Thank you for your kind words. I know my feets ahead will be able.

I wonder how many children we should have. I've been sketching out the plots on the land I purchased.
One field will be soy so we can cold process it for the veggie oil tanks. I have a few diesel vehicles that I converted to run
off of oil. It's a good way to help the environment. I think we should have our children help us on the farm, it will belong to them one day.
I think 5 children would be a good start. What do you think?

With love,
Cosmo

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Sweet Cosmo

You dont need to thank me for any kind words sweetie,how are you doing?and how is your weekend hope cool i have missed reading from you for some days now,and i am glad their is progress.

5 children isnt bad you are the man here so you decide i believe its a collective decision cos its our family.and sure i agree with the fact of them helping us with the farm cos someday it will be theirs,whatever decision you make i am sure in support with it because i trust your judgement in taking decisions.

I Love You Cosmo

Dearling Sandra,
You are wonderful! I was hoping you would be okay with 5 children.
How have you been? I have missed you.
I hope your day is wonderful.

Love,
Cosmo

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4 months and now we get to this:

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My Sweet Cosmo
Thank you for appreciating me and 5 children is definitely okay by me.I am doing good and i have missed you to so much.how is your week going tell me about it and about how you are making progress.

Sweetie i am free to come to you and be in your arms and take care of my Love but right now i am cash trapped so i am wondering if you can help me pay for my ticket so i can fly to you this weekend .

Get back to sweetie and let me know your thoughts.

I Love You

I won't answer. NV is going to get a BOA account. Once he's chewed this lad up and spit him out, Cosmo will reply.

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12 days after he sent that message, Cosmo emailed this:

Dearling Sandra,

I am so sorry for the delay. I had another hospitalization but don't worry.
I fell trying to take a shower and fractured the healing bones from my previous fractures.
How are you? I miss you so much.

Your Cosmo

3 days ago I received this:

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How are you doing now my love,I am most sorry for the delay myself its
just the fact that I have been busy and overpower with some things but
I'm fine now.

I know by now with my prayers u should have been out of the hospital
completely I wish I'm there to take cake of you,I wish I had my ticket
then I would have be with u and take care of against all odds.

Pls take care of u for me and I still love u no matter what.