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Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:53 pm

Jimmy emails BJ trying to do damage control.

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Hello my dear BJ good morning how was your dream well i can see Barbie is not ready to make me marry you but i want you to know that i care a lot about you and i make you know what really love is really up to i have told my friends and my workers a lot about you and i told them that i want to show my wife how much i really care about her so that is why we have to do this to make you know we all care about you my wife and also my friends want me to marry you so that they will be happy to attend our wedding my love coz i have promise them that i will have a lot off fun with you and get marry to you to shows you that i really love you and i will love you till the end of your life and just please don't ever let Barbie to know or says anything about this thing called real love and honest with what trust is called if truly you really love me and need me to fuck you and i promise you i will lick your pussy up my dear ... i care a lot about you my lovely BJ hug and kiss for you love

Jimmy cares

BJ is silent.

He then sends this to Barbie. He's still being nice.

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Hello Barbie good morning how are you doing i hope you are doing good not the way you think it going to be i do this so that you can really know how BJ is more important in my life Barbie i know what you mean but not that i just want you to know that BJ is my life and my soul without her in my life i can just tell you how i am going to feel so what do you really want me to do now ??

I still a care a lot about my wife BJ

Jimmy

Turd,

I want you to do what I said the first time. I just said it again in my last email. Are you stupid? Did you escape from a mental hospital or something????

Just so you know, she was going to email you back yesterday but I stopped her. As I expected she was so upset that you had all those men in the picture. I held her as she cried. It was so romantic for me. I let her cry on my chest until my shirt was soaking wet. I just sat there and smelled her hair as I rocked her. I kissed her and she kissed me back for s second but then pulled back. I know she wants me. I know she wants to be with me and not you. I will just have to convince her of it now. So I guess I should thank you for being such a dumbass.

Do you have any idea what a delicate mental state she is in right now? You just keep fucking things up and making her sad and it's seriously pissing me off! And now she'll probably go and get all fucked up again this weekend. God you[ve really done it this time! It's getting bad enough I might need to put her in the hospital again. And then you won't be able to talk to her at all! So fix it. Now.

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:56 pm

It's been awhile since I posted anything from this turd so if it seems jumbled it's because I haven't really been paying attention to him or anything I've sent him.

Barbie/Turd

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Hello what is really going on please i am not getting myself i want to talk to my wife just let me talk to her i have missed her a lot

Turd nugget,

I gave her back her laptop this morning so she could email you. I don't think you realize how much you've fucked her up. She's almost catatonic. Send me the fucking picture so I can make her snap out of this! And don't fuck up this time!

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Hello Barbie how are you doing i hope you are doing good well am so grateful for giving back the laptop to her and i give a promise that i will never hurt her any more and i will never fucked up

Your promises me NOTHING to me! I told her you refused to send her the picture I asked for and she's been a complete wreck ever since. Now she emails when I say she can!! Ha ha... I'm winning!!!

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Hello Barbie i want you to know that i care a lot about my lovley BJ but i want you to know that to love my wife is not a crime and i want you to know that no matter what i still love her with all my life ...what do you really want me to do now Barbie to let you know how much i love my wife

I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU!!!!! Why are you being so damn difficult???

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Hello Barbie have hard you but i want you to know that what you are doing is not really funny i know and i want you to know that i still love Barbie with all my life

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BJ/Turd

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Hello my lovely wife how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i am very happy to hear from you but i still want you to know how much i really care a lot about you my love well i am ready to show you the pics you are willing to see my love i care for you all my life and without you in my life i am a dead living soul and i have to let you know you are all i care about, and i have been thinking on how to feel the pussy my love so i think i am not in good mood now my love if you really care about me you dont need to let Barbie to know what is really going on about this remember i am the one you love not Barbie but i am waiting till that day that Barbie will be nice to me coz i have been trying to be nice and caring to her but she dont really want me well i am not upset with that i know i still care about a woman i love and is you i do this from my soul and from the bottom of my heart here is this pics to make you know i care and love you also i have told my workers a lot about you and they are willing to see you and know you hug and kiss for you my love ......

I love you my dearest wife

Jimmy

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Hello my dear BJ good morning how was your dream well i can see Barbie is not ready to make me marry you but i want you to know that i care a lot about you and i make you know what really love is really up to i have told my friends and my workers a lot about you and i told them that i want to show my wife how much i really care about her so that is why we have to do this to make you know we all care about you my wife and also my friends want me to marry you so that they will be happy to attend our wedding my love coz i have promise them that i will have a lot off fun with you and get marry to you to shows you that i really love you and i will love you till the end of your life and just please don't ever let Barbie to know or says anything about this thing called real love and honest with what trust is called if truly you really love me and need me to fuck you and i promise you i will lick your pussy up my dear ... i care a lot about you my lovely BJ hug and kiss for you love

Jimmy cares

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Hello my lovely wife how are you doing i hope you are doing good well love what is really going on so you don't really love me have been so sad for not seeing any Email from you so Barbie is more important than me that makes you not to mail me any and i want you to remember the promise you gave to me that you will love and stay with me till the end of life and time well just have a good day i care a lot about you my lovely wife

Jimmy cares

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Hello wife how are you doing i have really missed you a lot so is Barbie that makes you not to mail me anymore well i still care a lot about you my lovely wife

Jimmy,

Barbie hasn't been letting me email you. You broke my heart and I was so sad. She said she was worried I would kill myself if you did something to hurt me again.

I'm sorry....

Love,
BJ

He sent this next one three days in a row.

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Hello my lovely wife how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i am very happy to see your email again you hard almost made me sick a lot for not seeing your email and my love i want you to know that i have never did anything to hurt you and i want you to know that Barbie don't want this true love to be last and i want you to know that i love you and i am also doing all this to let you know how much i care and love you my lovely BJ and if you can remember i told you that i have told my friends and workers a lot about you so i told them that you are feeling sick that is why they did that pics to make you know how much i care about you my love so let just forget about that my love i have missed you a lot my love now that i saw your email i am very very very happy my love today is a best day i ever had in my life so i think i have to celebrate this with my friends to tell them how happy i am to see my wife email again and i promise never to hurt you again my love if that makes you upset at me i am very sorry my love hug and kiss for you my love i still care about you from my heart

Jimmy cares

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Hello dear good morning how are you doing i hope you are doing good my wife BJ what is really going on again i don't see your email again is anything wrong (Duh! Rolling Eyes

) or what i am not getting myself right here i love you and i do thing a lot about you my dear and i promise to keep loving you till the end of my life my and till death takes us apart my love and also my dick cant wait to get into your clean pussy my love and i cant wait to make you wet or to lick your ass my love i still love you with all things i do and have in my life just please my love get well and be okay babe and take some little cold wine my love i care a lot about you my dear BJ i love you so much hug and kiss for you dear

i do care

Jimmy

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Hello my queen how are you doing my dear what is really going on i don't see your email you have just make me thinking a lot about you and i am so sad here i hope you are feeling fine and doing good my dear BJ just please let me know what is going on i love you and i care a lot about you my love and i want you to know that you are all i think about BJ i love you with all my life and soul and i will still be loving you till death takes us apart and babe i cant wait to fuck you my dick is asking off BJ pussy and i have promise the dick that very soon is going in the pussy of BJ ...Lol i care a lot about you my love i can wait to lick your ass i still love you with all my soul and heart babe just take good care of yourself my love hug and kiss for you honey

WITH LOVE
Jimmy

Help mee

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Hello my love BJ good morning how are you doing well i am very sad and not been happy without your email what is really going on and you know how much i love you and care a lot about you i have been on sick bed for some days just coz i don't see your email but i want you to know i love you and i care a lot about you i know that Barbie is behind all this but i want you to know that if i don't love you i will not show you the love so what happened and why do you want me help my love BJ please i need to know what is really going on with you my love please don't make me scared what is doing you my love i cant wait to hear what is really going on and just please take good care of yourself my lovely wife hug and kiss for you love

love you

Jimmy

Shes not leting mje on the comp I am tie up. she at stoore Help me plz

He's SO stupid.

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Hello my love how are you doing i hope you are doing good well my love you can see what am saying i can see Barbie dont want you to marry me and i want you to know that no matter what she did to this i still want you to know i care a lot about you my lovely BJ and i am just here sitting sick coz i dont know how you are going to be over there just please listen to what i say to you my love,i love you and i really want to marry you till the end of my life i promise again a cant wait to lick your pussy and lick your ass my love coz my dick really need your pussy i love you with all my life and soul hug and kiss for you my lovely BJ

i care
Jimmy

Jimmy I don'y know howyou wanting to lick my pusdy will helpp me get freed!11!! Barb hass me tied up still. She said u ar bad for mee
plzz listern to her!!111

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Hello my lovely wife how are you doing i hope you are doing good BJ so pianful you can trust me anymore so you dont know how much i really care about you BJ i am not to hurt your feelings i am marry you so that i can be the heppyest man in your life i love you and i want you and i want you to love you till the end of my life BJ please dont ever listen to what Barbie is telling you she just want you to lose me BJ i promise to love you till the end of my life and i cant wait to love you till day i will lick your pussy and your ass hug and kisse for you my love

Jimmy

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and BJ if truely you really love me you dont need to listen to what ever Barbie tells you and i want you to know that if you are happy with what Barbie is doing for you as a lesbian well good you can listen to her but if you really want to have your own lovley children and you want to be in happy family you will listen to what am telling you i love you and i care a lot about you and i want to marry you till the end of my life i care a lot about you BJ and i am very sorry to say this you realy make me so upset thats why i say this hug and kiss for you my love

Jimmy!

Oh My Gush!!!!!! I finally got out of Barbie's house!! Now I'm in mine but I have all the doors and windows locked. I promise I WILL NOT let her in until she promises to stop being so mean!!! She keeps yelling 'ask jimmy' 'ask jimmy' over and over. What the hell is she talking about Jimmy? If she's asking something from you please for the love of god and everything that is holy fucking do it!!!!!!!

I love you and I'm so so happy you're there for me! I need to get my dealer over here so I can get fucked up. I haven't smoked in days and I need it so much!

Love,
BJ

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:40 pm

^^^^ Oh my gosh (gush!) can he just stop with the licking and read your email?

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Someone needs to tell him that those go INSIDE the paragraph, not the end.

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:17 pm

SomeBuddyAtHome wrote:

^^^^ Oh my gosh (gush!) can he just stop with the licking and read your email?

He hasn't read a damn thing has he?

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:29 pm

Jimmy's getting boring... maybe I can get a bank account though.

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Hello my lovely wife how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i am very happy you are out off Barbies house and i want you to know that i still keep to my promise that i will never hurt you and i will always be there for you my love for all the rest of my life and i want you to promise me that you will always keep to what ever i told you my love BJ and i want you to know that i have missed your email a lot my love but i am very happy you are back in my life again my love you have now made me the happiest man in the whole world my lovely BJ i need to get some little coffee my love and i really really need to celebrate this with my friends in the club to night my love i still love you with all my life and i will always do that my love hug and kiss for you only and my love for you BJ

your lovely

Jimmy

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Hello my lovely wife how are you doing i hope you are doing good well why dont you email me i hope there is no problem I just want you to know that i am really getting broke right here and i want you to know that i love you with all my life and soul and i dont know how you will feel if i told you that have you not forgot the money i asked from you i mean the 1100$ i am really broke a lot my wife and i hope you are getting ready to welcome me to your home my love i want you and i need you till the end of my life and i cant wait to fuck you my love i really want to lick your pussy and i hope you will lick my dick as well Lol... you lovely Jimmy i care a lot about you my love so just try and help me with the money i asked of hug and kiss for you my queen

love always
Jimmy

Jimmy!!

Sorry I just got my power back on. Barbie cut it off I think to try to stop me from emailing you. I've been fucked up though so it's all good! I can't wait for you to get over here to smoke with me. You're gonna, right?? Will you please do me a favor? Please send Barbie whatever it is she's asking for so she'll get off my ass. She's convinced you're a fake and she won't let up about it!!

I'm sorry I forgot all about the money you need! I think I might still have that much in my savings account. I've smoked most of it up. But go ahead and give me your account info and I'll get it sent over.

Love,
BJ

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:17 pm

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Hello my lovely wife how are you doing i hope you are doing good well BJ i just want you to know that i care a lot about you and i want you to know that you are all i think of in my life with out you in my life i see myself as a dead living soul BJ and i want you to know that i will do anything Barbie ask me to do BJ i want you and i need you and i am still talling you if you really love me and want me i dont want you to tell Barbie anything about our life and i want you to know that i cant wait for you to give me my own lovely kids BJ..Lol and i cant wait for you to lick my dick and i cant wait as well to lick your sweet pussy my love

so BJ here is the account where you are going to send the money my love remember you are to send the money by western union my love and i want you to know that i am really broke here and i need to get some food and coffee to take my love and i will get a lot of smokes too i love you and care a lot about you BJ

Receiver's Names:::::Fem Paul
Address::::: 35 Abanishe street Agodo Egbe
City::::: Ejigbo
State:::: Lagos
Country::::Nigeria
Zip Code:::::23401
Amount:::: $1100
Question::::1
Answer:::::2

As soon as you make the payment, kindly get back to me with the Scanned copy of the Payment slip and you also send me the :
MTCN Code (10 digit code):
Full Sender's Name:
Amount Sent:

i am waiting for the slip from the bank my love hug and kiss for you BJ
Love you with all my life

Jimmy

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Hello dear how are you my love i hope you are doing good and how was your night my dear BJ i am waiting for the m.t.c.n i am really broke here and i dont have much money here with me again so the information i gave to you is for the hotel manager and he is also waiting for the 10digit number so that he can go to the bank for the money i love you BJ and i care a lot about you i cant just wait to be with you till the end of my life and i am willing to have my own kids from you BJ so again this is the information where to send the money

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this is where you are going to send the money and never forget that you are to send it by western union babe i love you so much and care a lot about you hug and kiss for you BJ

Receiver's Names:::::Fem Paul
Address::::: 35 Abanishe street Agodo Egbe
City::::: Ejigbo
State:::: Lagos
Country::::Nigeria
Zip Code:::::23401
Amount:::: $1100
Question::::1
Answer:::::2

As soon as you make the payment, kindly get back to me with the Scanned copy of the Payment slip and you also send me the :
MTCN Code (10 digit code):
Full Sender's Name:
Amount Sent:

i am waiting for the slip from the bank my love hug and kiss for you BJ
Love you with all my life

Jimmy

Baby I can't send money that way because I can't leave my house! Barbie is out there all the time. She lives just across the street and she's watching every fucking thing I do! If I go outside again she will grab me and tie me up in her house again. I don't know what's wrong with her do you? I sure as shit can't call the cops on her. She'd tell them about all the drugs I have in the house. And about my work pimping out girls and shit. I can't ever get arrested again. I will NEVER go back to prison!!!! I would kill myself first.

Anyway if you have a bank account I can just do an online transfer. Or get the hotel manager to let us use his or her account. Wait is Fem Paul a girl? I don't like you staying at a hotel with a girl!! That's so not cool!

Love,
BJ

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:27 pm

^^^^^ Drugs, alcohol and pimping girls...and shit! I find it hilarious when they keep sending the information for western union/account information and reminding you over and over and over to send them the scanned copy of receipt. Can't wait for him to start with his lad rants. He's been pretty cool so far... Evil Lol

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:09 pm

^^^ Cool or just plain stupid!!

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Hello my lovely wife how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i just want you to know that Barbie is just making jealous of this real love and i know she dont want us to have an everlasting love with each other and i want you to know that i love you and i care a lot about you and i know that this will not happen again when i get to your harms and live with you as a one family my love and i want to ask you dont you have anybody that you trust and sent her to the bank to do the payment of the money my love coz i wont lie to you BJ i am really dawn here my love and i want you to know that the hotel manager is a man not a woman and as you can know i cant never marry the African women here my love and iwant you to know you are all i want in my life and you are also my life and i do think a lot about you BJ and i wonder how you will feel at home all alone but iwant you to know i still care a lot about you BJ and i want you to please look for how to get the money sent to the hotel manager so that we can recive the money and i can pay for all mt bills here i love you and care a lot about you BJ hug and kiss for you

Jimmy I don't have anyone here I can trust everyone I know is either a prostitue, a drug dealer, an addict or... Barbie. I'm not trusting any of them fuckers with my money!

I know you love me and shit. I love you too. I'm not listening to Barbie so you don't have to worry about that ok? I'm glad you're not hanging with a chick at the hotel.

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Hello honey, my one and only God's sent BJ, good day how are you doing today, i hope it great? I can understand your present situation you are right now, about you and barbie who has been mornitoring all your movement when she has been suspecting that somethings is going on between you and I, pls my love I have a good idea for you about you are gonna help me send the money through online that the nobody will suspect that you made any transaction... Pls just kindly walk into any wallmart store around you right there, and go and use your Atm debit card to buy green dot money pak card through there POS machine.... And you can easily send the 14 digit code back to me right here, so I will be able to pay my hotel bills, and I also have a good news for you that i will be coming home in two weeks time by God's grace..... Cuz I don't wanna do the Xmas here in Africa country that I am presently.....
Pls my love go and do this for me asap once you get this mail I am sending you, or you can also buy the green dot money pak card online if you can't go to the wallmart, its possible for you to do it online right there in your room as well....

Thanks so much for your love and Concern towards me, I promise I will never let you down BJ...

Much love for you...
Urs sweetheart Jimmy...

Dear Jimmy,

I'm really starting to think that you don't listen to me at all. I can't leave my house therefore I can't go to a Walmart. Even if I could I have no clue what a pos machine or green dot is. And how do you expect me to pay online? I don't have an ATM or credit card. They don't give those to people that have illegal jobs. I just don't know why this has to be so hard. Everyone has a bank account so why don't you?

It's Friday and I'm gonna get wasted all weekend! My drugs should be here in an hour. I hope Barbie doesn't try to stop him again. I might have to cut the bitch if she does!!

I miss you!
BJ

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Hello my lovely BJ how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i just want you to know you are all i want and you are all i need in my life and i am promise to love you till the end of my life and i cant wait to meet you my lovely BJ .. do you know what i will have to do i think i will look for another bank account so that you can send the money by online transfer i really need to pay for my bills here so that i can be with you in the nest 2 weeks my love i will try and do that i love you so much hug and kiss for you my love i have also really missed you a lot

i care a lot about you

Jimmy

Ok that works! I luv you bunches!! Muuaaaahhhhh!!!

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Good day my love BJ

How are you doing today, hope great, i really appreciate your love, care and concern to me...

even in this time of challenges that i am right now here in this country i am presently....

Well, i just want want to use this opportunity to let you know that i will never let you down and i will never hurt your feelings my lovely wife

here is the Account for you to transfer the money by online for the hotel bills

but pls i will so much Appreciate a lot if you can help me make the money you wanna transfer up to $1,500

Cuz also wanna renew my flight ticket it got expired last month, and like i told you i want to come back home to you in the United state as soon as possible before this coming Xmas, pls my love help me transfer the money as soon you get this email, so i can go and do this Asap......

Beneficiary Bank: Diamond Bank Plc
Final Beneficiary's name: Scammer
Final Beneficiary's account number: 1234567890
Swift code: Citigb2l
Sort code: 185008

and i want you to know that i so Much love for you BJ and i want you to know that you are my God's sent angel and i promise to love you till the end of my life and i will never live you in a min my love and i cant just wait to meet you my dear hug and kiss for you my love

yours faithfully Jimmy....

OK, so the name of the bank and the swift code don't match. The swift and sort code are both for citibank in London. The bank in Nigeria. I reported it anyway. Maybe Alan can still do something with it. I'll say something to Jimmy about it in a few days.

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Hello my lovely BJ how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i am very happy you are my wife and my soul and i want you to know that you are all i want and need in my life so babe i cant just wait to meet you in state in 2 weeks time so i just really need to pay the hotel bills my love and the my flight ticket renewed so just please help me to make the online tranfer $1,500 so i can do what i need to do then come back and live with you in happy family till the end of my life and stay in your arms and remeber i cant wait to get in your ass my love so just try and do that for me hug and kiss for you my babe

Beneficiary Bank: Diamond Bank Plc
Final Beneficiary's name: Scammer
Final Beneficiary's account number: 1234567890
Swift code: Citigb2l
Sort code: 185008

i care a lot about you my lovely BJ

Jimmy

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Hello my lovely BJ how are you doing i hope you are doing good babe i have sent the account to you i am waiting for the replay just let me know if you have sent the money
so that i can go to the bank with the assitant hotel manager to riceve the money so that i can pay my bills and then renewed my flight ticket so by nest two weeks i should be with you in the state so that we can be in happy family and then enjoy the Xmas totheger my love i just want you to help me with the $1,500 for the hotel bills and my ticket i love you and you are all i want in my life and i promise never to live you or hurt you in my life BJ i cant just wait to see you my lovely queen i have missed you so much BJ hug and kiss for you dear

Beneficiary Bank: Diamond Bank Plc
Final Beneficiary's name: Scammer
Final Beneficiary's account number: 1234567890
Swift code: Citigb2l
Sort code: 185008

i care a lot about you my lovely BJ

Jimmy

Jimmy!!

Hey sorry I just got your email. Internet has been down for two days again. This time though I don't think it was anything that Barbie did. I think it was just the weather. Anyway, exactly how much money do you need? I can't really remember how much the hotel stuff was and ticket. Is it just $1500? Let me know ok?

Things here have been kind of quiet. I'm not sure why Barbie hasn't been bathering me the last two days. Kind of freaks me out honestly. Like she's planning something. Have you been emailing her?

Gotta run!
Love ya,
BJ

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:24 pm

I've been on the verge of dropping this idiot as well so I decided to let Barbie go all the way crazy.

Jimmy/BJ

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Hello my lovely BJ how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i have been so sad all day when i don't see your email but now that i do i am very happy well i just want you to know that all i want is you and all i need you is you and i want you to know that you are my God sent and i am very happy to have you in my life i cant just wait to meet you in two weeks time my love and i want you to know that i have noting to do with Barbie but you BJ coz you are my dream come true and i thank God for bringing you to my life life ...... so the money i need is just $1500 both the hotel bills and my ticket babe so that i cant wait to see your nice and sweet face my love and i will be very happy if you can just do the online transfer tomorrow so that i can go to the bank with the assistant hotel manager to receive the money i will be very happy ... so that i can plan on how to get ready to be in the state my love coz i really need to pay the bills i love you and i care a lot about you my love hug and kiss for you my love and i promise i will never let you dawn my lovely BJ

so my love this is the account where you are going to send the money to and i will be waiting to hear from you that you have sent the money

<same bank info as before>

i care a lot about you my lovely BJ

Jimmy

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Hello BJ what is really going on i dont just get it right you have just keep me here embarrassed by the assistant hotel manager coz he is waiting to hear from you so that we can know what is really going on and i want you to know i love you and i care a lot about you so just please try and do what you really need to do and help in sending the money i care a lot about you my lovely queen hug and kiss for you

Barbie/Jimmy

Haven't heard from her have you? Hahahahaha... That's right and you NEVER WILL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello but i think you have stopped her in mailing me so what do you want from me again but i think you says you are now the winner so just have a nice time with her okay

I killed her yoiu bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And...

Not gonna say anything not you fucking little boy??? I killed your wife. I cut her into little pieces. She'll never be found. I stole all of her money. All of it! I think I'll tell the police that you did it. What do you think about that? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... I know you're a scammer and were trying to scam her. You want the money she was going to give you??? Then send me a picture of your REAL self! One holding a sign that says "I WANT A BJ!" Do that and I will be satisfied and will give you what you want.

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Hello Barbie how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i don't mean not to email back but i want you to know that to love my wife is not a crime and i want you to she is all i want and i need no matter what you do or you say i will never give up coz i love her with all my life and soul

God you're about the stupidest fucker I've ever come across. I'm really starting to think you're retarded or something.

He then sends this so BJ:

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Hello my love how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i can just get what is really going on i just see Barbie email shes telling me that she as killed you but i still dont believe this but i want you to know i care a lot about you and i will keep loving you till the end of my life

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:45 pm

I think there is a tool for fake newspapers. Perhaps one can be made about the horrible Christmas someone had from opening a gift from someone named Jimmy and it was a severed head of an unknown person.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:59 am

^^ genius!!

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 4:14 am

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Hello Barbie how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i just want you to know that i still love my wife with all my life and i want you to know that no matter what you say or you do i will never in my life says bad thing to you and i want to ask if you really want me let me know coz i can see you are so jealous of this love am having with BJ so thanks and have a nice time

Come on and get pissy you bastahd!!

You really don't believe me do you?? Have you heard from her? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You want me to send you her middle finger? Or the skin of her vagina? I saved that special little part.

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Look, my handiwork made the newspaper!!!!!!!

Thanks SBAH! Let's see if that gets a rise out of him. Doubtful. But funny anyway. Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:26 am

^^^^^

I can't wait to see the reply to that!!

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:44 pm

Sigh... It's disappointing. This one is a special breed of stupid.

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Hello Barbie how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i just want you to know that i know you want me and you need me so just let me know maybe that is why you are just doing all this to me and my lovely wife i can just get you anymore what is really going on ????

What the hell are you talking about?? I told you what's going on! I told you I killed her and took all of her money. I also told you that I know you were scamming her. I'm about to take off to Mexico where the police can't get me. If you want me to send the money that she was going to give you AND if you don't want me to tell the police about you then do what I told you to do. Take a fucking picture of your REAL self with a sign saying I WANT A BJ!!! Don't send me one of those bullshit stolen pics that you been using. Just satisfy my damn curiosity and I'll leave you alone!

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I just picture bobjohnson's art and tat baits. I Give BJs might be perfect for you as well.

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:14 pm

^^^ I don't think I've read those. Time for a search! I give BJ's is a much better idea. Since I'm sure I'll have to explain this to this idiot 100 more times I'll change it up.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:11 am

This is by far this biggest idiot I'm baiting right now. I'm not even sure he speaks English at all. I think maybe he's just been getting lucky with throwing some words together and having them sort of make sense.

Got nothing to say you fucking coward????? Your such a small little boy. BJ never would have been with you anyway. I'm in Mexico now and the police or you will never find me. I have BJ's laptop and copies of all of your messages. If they identify her body and come anywhere near me I'm going to give them copies of everything I have. Unless you do what you're told.The police are going to be able to see through your scam.

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Hello Barbie i just want you to know that on matter what you say or you do i will never give up and i want you to know that loving my wife is not a crime and i want you to know that if good things is coming up bad thing will always fell on it and i know you are the bad person Barbie i say it from all my mind and just please tell me why must you be doing all this to me and you know how mush i really love my wife

Then tell me genius, what good is loving your wife if she's DEAD????????

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See let me tell i tired of all this you are doing Barbie just let me tell you this so you want me to live BJ for you right ??? okay no problem good luck for both of you God will let me see the right woman of my life and soul

Oh so you're tired of me huh? You don't get it! There is no you leaving BJ for me because she's fucking dead!!!! Why is that so hard for you to understand? I'm sending you a pic. I think you'll like it. Do you still want her money??

I sent him a pic of a severed finger.

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Hello Barbie how are you doing well i just want you to know that i don't see any reason for me just wasting my time on you but i want you to know that i care a lot about my wife but since you don't want me to have anything doing with her again so just let me be but i want you to know that who laugh last laugh best but if you are really sure of what you did that you have killed her well good of you and you are a very good killer just please let me be since you have do your worst for her good of you bye and have a good day ...

So you don't want me to send you this money she set aside in an envelope with your name on it?

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oooo Barbie i just want you to know that i dont need any money from you again all i want is my wife and i want you to know that all am after is my wife not the money but now that you have killed her well good of you ones again so just let me be please Barbie

Ok no problem. Just remember that this is ALL YOUR FAULT. You could have had BJ and the money but you had to be too stupid to send me a picture in time. Now you'll never get either! Oh well!

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Well good if you says am so stupid good but i want you to know that i still love my wife with all my life but please can you let me see her past of what you did to her ?

What do you mean? Past of what u did to her??

Is he wanting pics? Or proof? Eww... I thought what I gave him was bad enough!

In the meantime he sends this to BJ, who he hasn't heard from since 12/17, today:

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Hello BJ i can just get what is really going on my love coz Barbie was just doing what she like to me but i do told her you are my wife and i will keep loving you till the end of my life and i want you to know to know that is only death that can make me to loose you and i never pray to loose you in my life i love you so mush my wife hug and kiss for you my lovely BJ

Ok, so the way I see it, I have 3 options.
- One, I can drop him completely. Negative, I'll no longer be wasting his time but it's not like I've been keeping him busy anyway. Positive, I can stop banging my head against the wall.

- Two, I can keep picking away at him with Barbie but with nothing to gain he's very likely to drop me first and I'm honestly surprised he hasn't already.

- Or three, I can bring BJ back. There's a teensy tiny chance I can get another account from him. Or at least make him run to WU a few times. I can say Barbie had her arrested for drugs and she just got out. Barbie of course will still be lurking in the background causing fear.

Comments from the peanut gallery?

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:16 am

Any chance that BJ wrote out a "last wilt and testifony" naming Jimmy as her beneficiary, and sent it via email (emailed docs are totally legal, right?) to a lawyer in case she turned up dead?

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:18 am

Ahhhh... Good idea!! The hard part will be getting this idiot to understand any of it.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:12 pm

Lawyer? Did anyone say Lawyer. Ahem DCH at your service. Unless this one is too dumb to play...

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:26 pm

Capone this one is probably way too stupid for Ch3tham. I was planning on emailing him something like 'hi. I'm lawyer. You know BJ? So sorry BJ go deaded. You get some money. Yay!' In crayon.

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:16 am

Sigh...

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Hello Barbie what do you mean by what i did to her just let me tell you that i love BJ and i want her so i don't see any reason to tell you how much i love my wife but i want you to know that i care a lot about her so just please let me just be with my wife and stay with her till the end of my life

Omg you are so stupid!!!! You sent me this:

Well good if you says am so stupid good but i want you to know that i still love my wife with all my life but please can you let me see her past of what you did to her ?

What did you mean by the last question? The "let me see her past of what you did to her ?" And do you not believe me? You're still talking like she's alive! What is wrong with you??

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:08 am

He probably thinks this is a test to see how much he loves BJ. Idiot. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:56 am

Maybe he's doing some strong juju and has faith that BJ will return from the dead...zombie BJ!

Or his parents just never found the right time to explain to him what 'dead' means.

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:47 pm

^^^ I thought about having BJ write him from the grave but he'd just talk with her like it was business as usual.

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Hello Barbie how are you today well what have i done to you to make you do all this to me just let me know

You exist. Actually, you were trying to take my BJ from me. And you were trying to scam her. I know your game ok? But if I couldn't have her and her money, then no one could! You didn't answer any of my questions!

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Well i think i dont have anything to say anymore just try and do what you really want to do

Enter the lawyer...

Dear sir,

My name is Anas$ Rhamm3r. I am the lawyer for the estate of Miss Bertha Janet Cobbledick, otherwise known as BJ. Sir, I'm very sorry to inform you via email that recently it has been confirmed that Miss BJ has passed away. I know that you were engaged and this must come as a shock. You have my deepest sympathies.

Sir, shortly before her death, Miss BJ came into my office and changed her last will and testermony. She listed yourself, Terras James, as her sole heir. Had she spoken with you about this? Miss BJ has left you a substantial sum of money totaling $658,000. There may be some additional money and I will let you know if that is the case. Unfortunately, immediately following her death, it appears that one of her accounts was cleaned out and the money stolen. That theft as well as her murder are being investigated.

I will be in touch with you again soon. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me anytime.

Thank you,
Anas$ Rhamm3r, Esq.

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I dont need this from you thanks a lot all i want is my wife

Dear Mr James,

Sir I can understand your grief. Miss Cobbledick seems to have been loved by many. I know that this news must come as a shock to you so I will give you some time to mourn for your wife. My apologies as I wasn't aware that you had already wed. This of course makes things much easier as North Dakota is a state in which all assets automatically go to the spouse of a deceased individual. However, there is no rush. We can discuss this all at a later time.

The funeral is being held this Saturday at 1:00 pm at Our Lady Peace Funeral Home in Bismarck. Once again, my sincerest condolences.

A. Rhammar

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