Mary Mary, why you buggin'?

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Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:20 am

Lol no I totally agree with you! I did it with one episode (the bit about doc getting married and his ex wife being on board too) but I only had a synopsis of the episode. I wonder if any of it is on netflix. I'll have to check.

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:31 am

The Love Boat! And yes, Vicki was a whiny brat.

You can watch the episodes on this YouTube channel -- https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLoveBoatTv

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:34 am

^^^^^^ OrangeCat bow_down

If I go MIA, you'll know where to find me! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:46 am

Thanks OC!! I will be watching as much as I can.

SBAH if you get any good ideas let me know and I'll use them!

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:03 pm

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My love,

Its fine and i know you have been busy working hard.
You can take my picture and put it any you want.
am your girl so you have the right.

since they are married they should stick with their wives and they should stop being jealous of you and i.
please do not be like them, i wantyou for myself only.
i love you and i will always do unless you give me a reason not to love you any more.

baby, can we skype when you dock at azores?
i will tell the doctor what you said but you will have to thank him when you dock.
words cannot explain how much i miss you.

that is a good question about the account but did you banker confirm to you that he has sent it?
i have to be sure and i hate bank proceedures

baby please do take good care of yourself.
love you alot

mary

Dearest Mary,

Hello baby! How are you doing? I've really been missing you today but like I said, your picture helps me greatly! And you're right, all of the guys should stick with their wives. I don't know why they're the way they are. I promise I'm not like that. I've always been a one woman man.

As for skype, we're not going to be able to I don't think. This computer doesn't have a camera and I highly doubt the computers in the hotel in the Azores will. We can chat though. Do you have a gmail? It has google chat and it is easy. If you have one then send me a request.

When I called my banker to make the transfer he said there was no problem. Has anyone looked at the account on your end? Let me know if the money's there. How many days ago did I send it? I can't remember. Days on this ship are all blurred together and half the time I don't even know what day of the week it is!

I gotta run now. I hope you have a lovely night!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:26 am

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My Dear Andy,

how are you doing today?hope you are doing fine. please do not be like your friends dear.
i will try and open a gmail account so we could chat.

baby, i am not fine.
i promised to pay the doctor on monday, i just checked and the money is not in the bank.
please can you send it through moneygram or western union to me on monday.
i do not think your banker has sent the money. the doctor is not happy with me.
the doctor has stop giving me treatment.
i really need the money before monday.

please get back to me as soon as possible.
your love
mary

Dear,

I don't understand what has happened?? I don't know what the problem could be. I will call my banker as soon as I can.

Don't worry if you don't hear from me much tomorrow. We're having a big inspection onboard and it's going to be hard to get on the internet. I will ASAP though ok?

Love you!
Andy

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My sweet andy,

I do not understnad either but your banker is suppose to tell you what is wrong.
i am not sure if he has sent the money because i went to the bank with my cousin and there is no money there.
i promised the doctor and it is not nice to make a promise and not keep it.

I try and fix this please moneygram is better, you can use someone if you cannot do it yourself.
i miss you alot dear, please write me once you have the opportunity to write me.

take good care of yourself and remember that i love you so much.
mary

Dear Mary,

Sorry I haven't been able to email you. This has been one hell of an inspection! The inspectors just left this morning. How has my baby been? Is your stomach feeling any better?

I called the bank just before I emailed you. They said that the money came back because the account you gave to me has been identified as an account of a known scammer. Honey how much do you trust this person?? What do you want me to do?

Love,
Andy

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Andy,

How are you doing today?i hope you are doing well.
How did the inspection go?

How can they say it is the account of a scammer and he works in a bank and he is my cousin?
Ukrainian government does not joke with issue of scam because a lot has been going on in the past.
Assuming he was a scammer, we would have been in jail and he has not giving this account to anyone whatsoever.
I check his account statement and he has never had any wire transfer into his account, how is he a scammer?

Can't you send the money through western union or money gram?
I need to have medications and the doctor has threatened to report me to the police.
I do not want to have a bad record.

Please get back to me and send it through western union.
Send it with my name: Mary alexor
Address: uchebunaya 22a, Luhansk , Ukraine.

I really need this.
Where are you now?

Mary alexor

Dear Mary,

I'm sorry things on board have been crazy with Thanksgiving and all. All of the computers were full of tourists emailing home. Well how have you been? Ive really been missing you!

Honey It's been about 5 days since I had the bank resend the money again. Has it gotten there yet? I hope it doesn't bounce back again. I told them to send it because I figured there was a mistake somewhere. I don't know what to think.

I hope the doctor has not called the police on you. That's just ridiculous!! Why don't they just bill you and give you more time to pay?

Miss you!
Andy

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Andy,

You did not write me for three days and you know my situation.
You are not bothered about it.

Can't you tell you banker to help you send it through western union with him name or tell any of your friend to send it through western union. This has taken so long, almost three weeks. Assuming the doctor did not decide to help me what would have happened to me?you are just making me feel insecured. A life is astake and you do not feel moved.
You told me you would be on land on the 22nd of November and now we are in December?were you lying to me?

I do not understand Ll these and you have put me in a difficult situation.
I thought you are different and I thought you loved me.
It's not fair.

Mary(very sad)

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My Andy,
You forgot about me just like that.
That is not fair, i manage to get another account from my aunt. She is a bank also

Account Name: Vlad
Account No: 5168 1234 5678 0123
Beneficiary: PrivatBank
DNEPROPETROVSK, UKRAINE
SWIFT CODE: PBANUA2X
Intermediary Bank: JP MORGAN CHASE BANK
CHASE METROTECH CENTER
7TH FLOOR BROOKLYN NY
11245 USA.
SWIFT CODE: CHASUS33
Correspondent Account: 0011000080.

Write me
Take care and be safe
Mary

Baby I haven't forgotten you! Why would you assume that? You know how difficult things are onboard for me. We did dock in the Azores and now we're on the way back to Miami. This is my job dear. I'm sorry you've been having a hard time. I got the other bank account info I sent it to my banker and they should get it Monday. I have to get back to work. Please take care of yourself!

Love
Andy

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My andy,

i understand you work but try make out time for us.
i thought when you dock we might have time to skype and make other arrangements.

in this my situation i need you now more than ever.
i do not have money to pay the bills and it hurts
i have no one to talk to except you

tell me what i should do?

mary

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Andy,

For about two weeks you have not written me and you know my condition?
What do you want me to think?
How do you want me to feel?

Hope you are doing good?
Take good care of yourself

Mary

Dear Mary,

How are you doing? I've missed you.

Love
Andy

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:06 am

Well, she's not dead so obviously things were not as serious as she said. She has NO ONE? Really? How old is she and she has no one in the world? Oh, except her family -cousin and aunt.

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:51 am

Dear Mary,

How are you doing? I've missed you.

Love
Andy

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Andy,

I miss you too.
I thought you would always be there for me.did you ask me if I paid for my health.
I thought you are different, you could not ask me nor find out if I got the money.

I love you and I miss you and I feel and wish you could love me.
Take good care of yourself

Mary

Dear Mary,

I'm still here. Just because I couldn't email for awhile doesn't mean I don't care about you. That's such a mean thing to say. I hadn't heard from you so I assumed you had gotten the money. I take it you didn't? How is your health? Mine is fine now, thanks for asking. I did nearly die as you can see, I'm still kicking! Everyone's got two eyes after all.

Love
Andy

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My love,

Why would I collect the money and not appreciate by emailing you that I got the money and thank you?
That would be so ungrateful to me.

I understand that you are working hard and I always pray for you to be safe.
Women love to be loved and cared for. Women needs attention.

I love you and I went through he'll with the doctor.
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each.

I miss you and I love you.
Sweet kisses
Mary

Dear Mary,

I'm sorry that you went through hell with the doctor. Has everything been straightened out now? I went through hell with my doctors too. They can be rather pitrious at times!

You'll be happy to know that I heard from my banker today. I know it took awhile but I think it was just the holidays mucking things up. Anywho, he said that this whole time the money's been just sitting there. Seems someone along the way transposed two digits of the account number. I had him resend it.

Aye matey, I agree that we each have two eyes and together will have four eyes each. You're so wise. Unfortunately I lost my Left Eye in the accident. I now have to wear an eye patch. The doctor says that with a little TLC I'll be better in no time. Now we just have to wait and see if they will end up amputating my left leg. Just below the knee though.

Dear I hope you had a very Merry Christmas! I miss you!

Love
Andy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each.

Vlad poetry! I'm so jealous!
Nice job on pig roast.

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:31 am

Isn't it purty? Brings a tear to my eye... Wink

Thanks Ginger!

Edited spelling. Doh!

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 4:00 pm

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My sweet Andy,

Sorry to hear that about your left eye.
It doesn't change anything between us, ever since we started talking I have has this joy inside me.
Just always send me a mail and be honest.

I went to hell with the doctor and I have not settled it. Can't your banker help you send it through western union?
It is taking so long and I just wonder why it's taking so much time.
My Christmas is not going too well, because of my issue with the doctor.

My love, I am more concerned about you.are you still on the ship?
Are you not suppose have Christmas break?
Please take good care of yourself and be safe

Sweet kisses to you.
Mary

Dear Mary,

Thank you for your overwhelming concern for my condition. I am glad that my losing my left eye doesn't concern you. I hear some women find eye patches sexy. But what of my leg? It is getting rather green and putrid. Once it's gone I'm afraid I may tend to move in circles.

Dear am still onboard the ship. This is mostly my home. I need no time off. All of my friends are here. There's nowhere else I'd rather be.

As for the banking situation, we just need to be patient. I know you have been to hell and may go back before this is all settled. Be strong lover. My bankers not going to use western onion as that would be a rival business and that's just silly.

Well I must return to the sick bay so the doctor can change my dressings. I wish you were here to nurse me back to health.

Love
Andy

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:42 pm

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My Andy,

How are you doing today?
i hope you are doing good. The eyes and the legare nothing because when you love someone you love them with your heart. i love you so much and you mean so much to me.

My love, understand that you have a new friend now and spending time with the friend should be your concern. I have to see you and i want to be with you.Will you want another man to steal me away from you?I have asked you to come on skype let us see ourselves but you refused.

As for the banker, i do not need the money anymore. It has been more than one month and the bank has not sent just $1000. How can western union be silly when they do it instantly. If i were to die in the hospital would you take you one month to save me.
Am sorry but there are alot of things about you that annoys me, you show no concern about me. Treat a girl nicely and she will never leave you. the way you are acting is making me sad and sometimes i cry myself to sleep.

You are not here to cuddle me and protect me when i am in pains or danger.
at the beginning i felt you loved me but now i do not knw about that.I believe you know what you are doing.

Return to the sick bay and dress you wound.
Take good take of yourself.

I may not be your cup of tea, but i might be another man's glass of champagne (more like toilet water!)
take care

mary

What in the hell is wrong with you woman? You do this every few days and it's getting on my damn nerves. Just as soon as everything is going good you send me another bitchy email and I end up having to repeat myself. I can't figure out why you feel the need to be so rude! Are you bipole or something?

First, I haven't REFUSED to skype with you. I'm on a fucking boat with a computer that doesn't have a camera on it. Is that somehow something I've done wrong?

Second, I never said a damn thing about having a new friend. I think the problem is that you're half ass reading my emails. You asked if I get a Christmas break. All I said was I have no need for a break off the ship because my whole life and all of my friends are here. Instead you somehow read that to mean I HAVE A NEW FRIEND. Even if that were the case, I don't know why if I said I had a new friend You would automatically assume it was a woman. I email you when I can and I don't like jealous females. Let's get that straight right now.

Third, I know you supposedly have health problems and I feel bad for you. I've said that about 10,000 times since we started talking. I on the other hand, just had a 2 ton deck swabber roll onto me and crush my leg and put out my fucking left eye. You haven't exactly been all cuddles and hugs either so stop calling the fucking kettle black. Hell you never even asked me what happened! Don't think I didn't notice.

Lastly, I'm glad you don't need the money because as soon as I read your email I sent an email to my banker to cancel the transfer. He should get it in the morning. You did read my message about the bank screwing up the transfer and NOT me, right? I said west onion was silly because no legitimate banker is going to go send money that way. Not only is it a rival business for them, it's a corrupt business and my banker wouldn't go near a place like that.

Well, I guess that's it. You might want to read this email a few times to make sure you get it all. Oh and since we're putting all our cards on our heads, you're pretty damn annoying yourself.

Andy

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:45 pm

^^^^^

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the way you are acting is making me sad and sometimes i cry myself to sleep

Well, that is the plan!

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 9:24 pm

Happy New Years my beautiful Mary!

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Andy,

I wish you happy new year and may returns.
I hope you are doing well and everything is fine with you.
i hope you are seeing the doctor for you eyes and leg.

I must say you do not know how to treat lady.
You do not know how to make a lady feel secure and i am not sure you need a woman that will love you for you.

Am sorry for making you upset and am sorry for asking you for money that you do not have.

Lets be friends and stay as friends. i will handle the doctor and i know everything would be fine.

Just take good care of yourself.
even though i miss you but i think this best for us.

Mary

So you're breaking up with me? On New Years Day? Why would you say that I do not have money? I'm not sure what gave you that impression. Honey I'm a cruise ship captain. We are well compensated. I would definitely be able to take care of you. I don't like how just because you didn't get this money when you expected to, you're dropping me. Was it all ever about money for you?

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My Sweet Andy,

It was never about money but about care and love. When you tell me you love me, you have to make me feel it and when you say you care about me you also have to make me feel it. I almost died at the hospital assuming the doctor did not have mercy on me and who would you love then.if you care about someone and then you can save the person's life then you should do it. Assuming i was waiting for you for one month i will still be the in hospital. Then you will tell me you love me? it that love?if i were working and i had to pay money for you to get your eyes fixed i will do it instantly. i would never take me a month or for me to call a banker that will keep telling stories.I wish you were here to see that i almost died and i had no money. In matter about life and death and in someone you love you have to act to make the person feel loved by you, then the person will never leave you.

Andy, i love you so much. Everyday i pray for you and i imagine the day am going to see you.i imagine the day we will have a nice dinner.I imagine all sort of things but sometimes i doubt if you truely love me. baby you are all that i want, i want your touch, i want your kisses, i want your hugs so bad.

my love, its not about money but if i was married to you and i told you the doctor need to treat me immediately before my situation becomes complicated will it take you one month to respond?think about it. A woman needs to feel secure, a woman needs you to be her defender and then she will not complain about anything.

i love you so much and i wish you had made me feel loved?i would want to give you another chance but i do not know if you will still continue desame way.

i know you are a captain and i know you will not be available but all i ask is that when it is necessary be there. you do not know how i feed, how i live and how i do anything. if you really cared you will know. i am sad deep inside and i feel alone sometimes to handle my problems when i have you as my boyfriend and husband to be

i love you my andy and i will aways will.
sweet kisses
MARY

My dear, I do love you. I can't understand why you feel so neglected. I'm sorry and I will pay more attention to you going forward. As for the money, it's not been my fault that it's taken a month. I don't know why there keep being problems. I've been trying to get it sorted out. Of course if you were my wife and here in the hospital it wouldn't be an issue because I could just hand the doctor the money. Again I'm sorry for everything. Let's start fresh in the new year. I love you.

Love
Andy

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 9:40 pm

If she loved you she would ask how YOU are! She has only said 2 sentences about you and your injuries and all about her.

I like how you didn't say anything about "how she lives or feeds" because she's going for monetary support. Razz

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 10:35 pm

Now she's suddenly full of concern.

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my sugarplum,

Know that i love you and i will always love you no matter what.
am sorry for the email i sent to you the other day and am sorry for getting you upset.

this is a new year and lets get a fresh start.
when will you be on land? what is taking the banker so long?
why cant you use western union when you get to shore?

How is the doctor and your other friend on board?
How is your leg and eye now?
i hope you are eating well and i hope you are taking your medications serious.

my baby, i will love you forever and a day more.

sweet kisses to you
mary

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:44 pm

I sent a little love junk from another lad.

Dear Mary,

How are you beautiful? Have you been well? What did the doctor say? Is the prognocis good? I've been so worried about you it's made me sick and last night I cried myself to sleep. You make me feel so special and loved. I want to spend every second of my life with you. This time we are going through now, being so far away from each other.....it is really hurting me. I miss you so much!!
I want to live with you, wake up next to you on the bed, have my meals with you and spend loving times with you. All this I am missing now!!!
I hope God blesses us to be together again very soon and live my life with you by my side always!!

I have unfortunate news. Gangreen has set in my leg along with the flesh digesting bacteria. They're going to have to cut it off. I don't know how I'll live without it. At least it'll help with the pain and the smell. I Will let you know when surgery is.

Love
Andy

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My sweet Andy

Everything would be fine in time. Love is the greatest gift of all and I love you so much with all my heart and would always be there for you my dear.

So sorry about your leg, would they give you an artificial leg?just be strong and every would be fine. You will always be in my prayers. Eat as often as possible and take your medications seriously.

I went to the hospital and am feeling better but I haven't finish the payment to the doctor yet.
So I did not get as much drugs and attention as I ought to but it's alright.

Please always take care of yourself and ask bobby to look after you for me.
Sweet kisses to your cheek and forehead.

Mary

My dear Mary,

I dreamt of you last night. You were my nurse and you were being so sweet and caring towards me. It was a wonderful dream and I was very sad when I woke up and you weren't there. I will be having surgery in the morning. They have flown in a specialist by helicopter. He arrived very early this morning and had been looking at my leg most of the morning. They will give me an artificial leg. Or peg leg as I like to call it. Goes dry well with my captain look. From what I can tell they'll be trying out some new robotic technology.

Anyway, what of your health dear? Maybe you could order the medicines online from Canada? I hear they have much cheaper meds. The money would have gone out yesterday morning because of the holiday so make sure you're looking for it ok?

Love you!
Andy

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:33 am

Mary cares.

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My love,

How are you feeling this morning?hope you are feeling good and better.
sorry am replying late, i went o the hospital.

Its so nice to know that you dreamnt of us and i was nursing you. puke

If i were there with you i would take care of you and make you feeling better. Its good to know that the surgery would be done soon enough. Dont worrry baby, everything would be fine. you would get another leg and you will feel better. you will always be in my prayers to make sure you are feeling better.

I would love to order drugs but now let me pay the doctor and get medications.I want to always take care of you and i do not want anything to distract me.I will look for a job so that i do not have to bother you with my issues. Please call the banker and shout at him if you must but let him get this done. It should not take one month for a bank transfer of $1000. It is really sad when i think about it. It is distracting me from always taking care of you. JUst tell him to send me the transfer slip that he has sent the money or better still use western union. tell any of your worker to help you send it through western union. i want to concentrate on you

i will be with you in body and soul.
sweet kisses to you my darling and make sure you eat well.

your love
mary

My dear Mary,

Please pray for me. They are about to begin prepping me for the surgery. I have to be on an IV getting fluids and medications and such prior to the surgery. I will not be able to email again until after the surgery. I just wanted to say I love you. I also wanted to let you know that the banker emailed me and said he attempted to send the money again but it isn't working with that account. Something is wrong but he doesn't know what. You need to have it checked. Darling the workers can't use western union to transfer either because they are also onboard, we all are. It's a large moving city at sea if you will. Dear I'm in such pains because of all of this. I don't know what I can do anymore. What did the doctor say at the hospital? I wish I was healthy and could be there nursing you. You need it more than I do! If I make it through this surgery I promise to be the best man in the world for you. I love and miss you so much. Close your eyes and feel me sending you a big strong hug. Keep that with you my love...

Love always
Andy

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My lovely Andy,

Lets forget about the money for now.

get well soon. your health is more important than the money.

after you are well, then we can talk about it.

i am with you in surgery, just imagine me beside you my dear

all will be well and remember you always make me smile and i love you

sweet warm kisses for you through this period.

your love

mary

Something tells me that'll be it from Mary for awhile!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh "she'll" be back, they always come back.
I imagine it goes a little something like this

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words words words money words money words western union words care love virgin money

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:46 am

Have you sent "her" a picture of what a boat is? This one is beyond dense!

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:19 am

Ginger Lee wrote:

Oh "she'll" be back, they always come back.
I imagine it goes a little something like this

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words words words money words money words western union words care love virgin money

You forgot the obligatory... Leg and eye. Just once though. Laughing

@SBAH I'm surprised every day by one or two that says, "ok I understand that you are on a ship and can't use WU. Now please go and send the money using Moneygram." Duh...

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:23 pm

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My sweet Andy,

How are you doing this morning.
I hope you are doing well and I hope you are in good health.

Is the surgery over?hope do you feel?was it successful?
I am so worried about my baby.
Please write me a mail.
Sweet kisses.

Mary

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My sweet andy,

how are you doing?
hope you are doing well.

How was the surgery?
please let me know.
i haven worried sick and i have not heard from you.
sweet kisses
mary

Dearest Mary,

Thank you so much for your love! Please don't worry. I am ok now. I was in an inducted coma so I wouldn't feel the pain. I'm awake now though. I guess they lied to me cause I don't have any leg left. It's all gone. And I'm embarrassed to tell you but they took one of my testicles too. Don't worry, my penis is mostly ok. The doctor said it would eventually heal even if it stays a little crooked. But I'm pissed about my leg. I don't know why they lied. I guess to spare my mind. The doctor said they didn't lie that they got in there and the gangreen had spread but I still think they lied. Now I have to be in a wheelchair. I'm still stuck in bed but I know it will be hard to get around the ship in a wheelchair. I will need to get a motor one.

How have you been baby? How is your health? Please tell me you are ok! I can't stand the thought of you hurting too. Has that dr still been causing you hell? I really wish you could just come be with me. I love you my Mary!

Love
Andy

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 5:28 pm

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My Andy,

Am so glad you are alive and well.
Are they not gong to give you the artificial leg.
How are you feeling now?i think you should go home and get enough rest.

Well, the doctor has been disturbing me. To be honest I don't know what to do.
I wish I had a job and I really want to be with you.
I want to be with you but I do not have the resources to do that and it hurts that I can not be with you at this moment.

I wish you be in good health.
Kisses to you.
Mary

Dear Mary,

They will give me the artificial leg eventually. My stump had to heal all the way first. And because they took all of my leg it makes it tricky. The robotic leg will attarch to my nerves and such in my hip but because it was meant to be attarched below the knee I might limp a lot. I know the news of my testicle must have come as a shock. Don't worry though my love. The doctor said that my chances of making babies are only reduced by half. So if you want kids we can still try.

Going home isn't a good option for me. Everyone I know is here so I have lots of support here. If we got married I could put you on my insurance and the you could tell that dr to go to hell. What you think about that?

Love
Andy

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:15 pm

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I'm still stuck in bed but I know it will be hard to get around the ship in a wheelchair.

I use a wheelchair and have been on a cruise. All I can say is "WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Not "WEEEEE" like in nv's thread, but fun "WEEEEEEE"! Or ouch, could be ouch!

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