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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:21 am

Me So Horny about this turn of events:

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Tater Tot:hello
TJ:Hey there Tater Tot.
Tater Tot:how are you doing?
TJ:Am feeling a bit better Honey Melon.
Tater Tot:oh nice to hear that .
Tater Tot:how was your day?
TJ:Well I didn't do too much but watch that Judge Judy Womern my Banana Split with a Cherry on top.
Tater Tot:oh i see
Tater Tot:have you taking in your dinner yet
TJ:Aww I've gots some Chinese food coming in a bit Butter Tart.
Tater Tot:oh ..
Tater Tot:oh cant wait to cook for you horny
Tater Tot:good news over here
TJ:Better than you cooking for me my Baked Potato?
Tater Tot:yess...that gonna be good and stop ordering foods all the times ..
TJ:Well that sure does sounds good my little Side Salad with Dressing on the Side.
Tater Tot:how is your sore i guess is better for u
TJ:Well am better but still not driving my Spicy Pad Thai.
TJ:So what good news you gots for me?
Tater Tot:well i was able to get an accout u can send the money through babe
TJ:Well that sure enough is good news My Blueberry Fritter.
Tater Tot:good ..
Tater Tot:what are u doing now
TJ:Just sitting here I is Apple Dumpling.
Tater Tot:how i wish am there with you so we can watch movie together and also have fun all , am worried about u , while u are hurt now and there is nobody around to take care of u babe ...
TJ:That would sure be nice my Cheese Log it would!
Tater Tot:so can u make it tomorrow , to send me the money so i can come over this week right
TJ:Well that sounds right proper Baby Spinach but I needs the account I does.
Tater Tot:yess,,,,
Tater Tot:how much are gonn send dear ,
TJ:Well it was gonna be surprise Chocolate Cake but I was figuring on $3,000 I was.
Tater Tot:oh really ...
TJ:Well I needs my Little Truffle to be taken care of don't I?
Tater Tot:oh yess babe u are my horny
TJ:Aww that's sweet my Candied Yam.
Tater Tot:so how long it;s gonna take to get to the account here babe
TJ:Well I can go in the Morning I spose my little Brisket.
Tater Tot:i mean how long it going to take to get to my accou t here ,
TJ:Well I ain't got your account yet my little fish Stew but once I gets that it should be quick.
Tater Tot:well i mean how many days it's going to take for me to redraw the money from here ..,
TJ:Well i don't knows all that fancy bankering stuff but it should be quick like my Cinnamon Heart.
Tater Tot:okay..
Tater Tot:well that is gonna be nice of you
Tater Tot:so can i give you that account now ..
TJ:Well that'd be good my Sweet Pickle cause then I could go first thing in the morning.
Tater Tot:ok here is the account u needed dear ..
Tater Tot:MUGU OFOSU MUGU,
Tater Tot:ASAMKESE, ESTERN REGION , GHANAN
Code: ADNTGHAC
Tater Tot:AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT BANK
Tater Tot:0xxx218985
Tater Tot:that all u need horny
TJ:That might just helps a lot Baby. Oh my Love the Chinese food is here. Can we talks in the Morning Butter Pecan Pie?
Tater Tot:okay ..
Tater Tot:i hope u can make it tomorrow ,becox i would be expecting you horny
TJ:Loves you my Salmon Steak!
Tater Tot:love you too
Tater Tot:i would be expecting the money horny ..
Tater Tot:please dont hurt me or disappointed me rigt
TJ:10-4 my Kiwi Fruit.
Tater Tot:goodnite

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:40 am

OMG Bloomers forked over an account? Tha hell you say??? Nigeria has officially frozen over! Laughing

Maybe it had something to do with the fact that 5 baiters have been demanding one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Well it's about time he gave it up. Great work OP!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

It was all the food talk, wasn't it?

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:24 am

I'm glad someone finally got an account of bloomer. But who could resist Trucker John and his sweet talk?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:08 am

Thanx Gang! I have never worked that hard on much of anything before in my life and had given up on it quite a while ago. If you bunch couldn’t drag one out then why should I be able to?

@OrangeCat you got some of the Account before I did but the Lad was simply too Stupid to know what one looked like. Me I had the power of chat on my side to extract the rest of it although I probably spent many more hours Dicking around with the ‘Blooming Idiot’ than all of you put together. I can’t get that time back. Hit him for the rest and report it as two are better than one.

I’m ignoring this one today but perhaps everyone needs to start kicking it up again. They must have one more for us to eh?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:08 am

^^^^^ OP, stop being so modest, you got one because Trucker John is THE MAN...and shit.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

with tator tots. Yum!

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:54 am

^It is all about the Precious Tots:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7B00dCAal4

So things went Swimmingly until John's Pills kicked in and he Burst into song:

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Tater Tot:hello
Tater Tot:how are you doing?
TJ: Am okay was waiting for you Tater Tot.
Tater Tot:am here for you darling
Tater Tot:how was your day
TJ: Well I am still of work Sweet Pea I am.
Tater Tot:on nice i guess am gonna joined soon , i hoope to have you off from work when i come over horny
TJ: Well that sure would be nice Apple Dumpling.
Tater Tot:well are you able to send the money horny
TJ: I sure was but I only did it today cause wasn't too mobile yesterday Pumpkin Tart.
Tater Tot:how much did you send horny
Tater Tot:i just want to know becox the account is not for me ..
TJ: Well i decided to sends $4,000 cause I couldn't remember what you was needing Pork Chop.
Tater Tot:oh thank you
Tater Tot:what did had for dinner
TJ: Well I was gonna order me a Pizza I was Ginger Snap.
Tater Tot:well dear how long it's going to take to reach my accout dear
TJ: Well I ain't sure of all this fancy Bankering stuff Baby Shrimp.
Tater Tot:but i guess you send to the account i gave you .
TJ: I sure enough did Potato Pie.
Tater Tot:dont worry i just want to make sure , becox the account is not for me
TJ: Okay Maple sugar.
Tater Tot:so what did the bank told you after sending the money horny ,,sorry for asking you so much question
TJ: Well they didn't says much other than thank you my Little Corn Dog.
Tater Tot:well am gonna come over soon as i get the money dear , and cant wait to have you by my side
Tater Tot:babe i can wait to to cook for you
Tater Tot:just thinking about you any moment in my life horny ..
TJ: That's surres be goods cause sometimey I don'y eats goods. Shulda not taken my pills on empity stomach Candy cane.
Tater Tot:so how is your sore now , well dont worry am going to take care good of you when i come over okay,,,,am yours forever and you are mine forever , we gonna have good family and also have kids as well
TJ: Well i iss Achy Breaky for sures buttins druggy is makings me alls snoopifed ans shizzl you no? Tomato Soup and sprig of parsley?
Tater Tot:oh babe , am gonna take care of you sooner ..
Tater Tot:have you taking in your dinner yet , well i prepare you nice dishe here
TJ: Aww thattts the way uh huh I likes it uh huh I likkes it my poutine pot. I dos
Tater Tot:i love you than words i can express here , babe , you are my ligh and my angel
Tater Tot:in my life
TJ: Aww
TJ: thas nicerest Baby Pudding pope cause I feel the same way too.
Tater Tot:babe you gonna be happy family forever , what am seeking for , is good hearted man
TJ: And am soft headed too Ok notts landing and cause its tricky my mushy pea!11dn drugly too huh?
Tater Tot:babe back soon
Tater Tot:want to take some drink
TJ: Baby got back? Baby Back Ribbs for extra pretection oker. Yess..
Tater Tot:just moment
TJ: I drink alone Iss godds understands my Duck in orange saucerss to huh?/
TJ: Amm herr ing cutletavdr soryy sleepsly mushroom cap
Tater Tot:did u need to rest for me horny
TJ: me tinks sSOS needs to eats the rich andds well am tirred. Gravy bateaux kay????
Tater Tot:okay
you get your dinner for me ...okay
TJ: Tlks to morow ? ands take off eh? Cause you is my Venison wits extra onion to yu luv?
Bye!!!!adf KFC Lovesyu!!!cause the cernekls gots the chicken strait outta com p ton yess…?
Tater Tot:thanks
Tater Tot:love you

I've got no idea how many Tunes I packed into this short Chataganza but this is a bit of Canadiana that I always liked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez2GhSpui5g

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:53 am

Aww no you made me crave poutine! I miss it.

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:00 am

^There are many more Delicacies for your Palate plus Drunken Whores!

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JamTart:hello
JamTart:how are you doing?
TJ:Heyy Darling
TJ:Was in hospital
JamTart:oh sorry \
JamTart:me too i was admitted at the hospital few weeks ago ..but am home no that why u have not heared from me ..
TJ:Oh. Thoughts you'd be here Tater Tot.
JamTart:yess ,,
JamTart:so how are you doing?
TJ:Ok. Why was you in Hospital Bacon Bit?
JamTart:so how is ur condition now i hope u are fine babe
TJ:Am okay Chicken legs but what was wrong with you?
JamTart:well i was sick for couples days , well i was feeling nuasa and over sudden i felt down and when i was relized i was at the hospital dear , am fine now
JamTart:the doctors i have shorting blood dear
TJ:Aww I don't understands all that fancy Doctoring stuff Tuna Melt. What that be meaning?
JamTart:means i need blood dear so i can recover better ...
TJ:Oh like a tranfunction Party Platter?
JamTart:is alright ..
JamTart:well i guess u get ur money back right
JamTart:becoz the system u used to send the money wasnt supported and i wasnt able to get it babe ...
TJ:Oh. Maybe there was a problerm Tuscan Salad.
JamTart:i think so , have u heard anything from the bank?
TJ:Well was in comma and I ain't been hearing nothing period my corned beef hash.
JamTart:oh i guess u need to call the bank and asked them , i hope u sent through mobile money , right , i went to the office and explain anything to them , and they told the amount was to huge to send through mobile money dear , please try ur best u can
TJ:ok. Had funnt dreams in hospertal Pudding pop.
JamTart:tell me horny
TJ:There was Flying Monkeys and Ninjas and Drunken Whores and I was a cRapstain in Army too fighting Zombies I thinks Apple Fritter.
JamTart:oh really lol
TJ:I was heavingly sedarted by anvil injections
JamTart:when did you get back from the hospital?\
TJ:Just biut a whiles back Jelly Buster.
Am still having visonals of them riffles and I don't condom that fer sure I don't.
JamTart:alright ,
JamTart:how i wish am there so i can take good care of u as good nurse ,
TJ:Tthat wouldm druggily and needs bed pan too Griddle Cake. be nice cause a
JamTart:so are you gonna sleep right now .
JamTart:are you off to bed babe
TJ:Wants to tlak to my Gravy boat bout loving and kissing I does.
JamTart:sure ..
JamTart:what are you doing now
JamTart:are u busy , or talking to someone else
TJ:Well am slitting here thinksing I sposing but kinda all messed and hey you know? Been thinkingn oh Ninjas and them you has a fine butt and loves you too!
JamTart:love you too
JamTart:i really want as to talk about very important issue
TJ:Aww tat be nicest cause my Corn Muffin be hers whe n /I neds her to be and all ok?
JamTart:am here for you horny and ready to be with u in fire babe , i was sent from above to be with you , i can leave you in my life the apple of my eyes
TJ:You tlaks sweater than them Drunken whores I was Dreaming of Pumpkin Pie.
JamTart:me too babe just thinking about u day and night and cant wait to be in your arms dear , u bring light upon my life and i really appreciate never forget you in my life u always be mine lover ..love you
TJ:Awhe colors.www thtts loverly and am druggily wantts yu ok and side sald caue dk sorrry am Coney Fries.
JamTart:i need you more than words i can express here, babe you are my heart body and strenght ,,,,,what i need you to do right now is to called the bank right , if you can let me the bank num so i can call them right
TJ:Wells we cans does thtas sposing boiled ham.
JamTart:did you have access to the banks number , becox am so curious and dont know why
TJ:Well its rou fher somwhers but on coach am my Shake n Bake.
JamTart:well i would be glad if you go and get it for me so i can call the bank and explain anything to them , so they wil know what to do and help as ..please am just doing this for as to be together right
TJ:Well I ccans in mornings I sposngs het that Zimbie dream was funky cause his names awass Rob and he wells was fweird my Danish Pastry.
JamTart:oh okay , u you have the bank num right , just go and get for me so i can call them , please \
TJ:Well tghey be closedd nows cause saturlday and nights fever but wels far go and ses so Apricot Heart.
JamTart:i know is far from where you are dear , what am trying to say that did you have the bank phone number so i can call them Monday ok
TJ:I fish crisp. gets tthats butts am nots landing ok
JamTart:mmmm, i hope u can tomorrow right
TJ:Thinksing so but neds schlep wit out Drunkne whores and White Zombie my Sweet Marie.
JamTart:ok have you taking in yur dinner yet?
TJ:had me some baked beans and nedsing sleeps butt loves talkings to lover pecan pie I does.
JamTart:i dont want to stress you babe , if u think u need some right , u can go to slepp for me , okay ,, am here for you anyttimes u wanted to talk with me, am at ur service
TJ:Ma love ok. Sweaty dreams with Icing Sugar on top of the Drunken Whores with ninja Stars
JamTart:sound sleeps ...
JamTart:love yu

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Most excellent! I love how the lad just rolls with it.
Drunken whores and ninja stars OH MY!
Am hungry now.

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:25 am

Boy, this one finds out you were in the hospital and first thing that comes to mind is "did you call the bank?". Nice, huh?

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TJ:There was Flying Monkeys and Ninjas and Drunken Whores and I was a cRapstain in Army too fighting Zombies I thinks Apple Fritter

better than mine, I had dreams of masturbating and pens up a hairy ass. At least I hope it was a dream. Razz

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:24 am

^^ Sadly, it wasn't. There are other things In my head that I'm gonna need lots and lots of vodka to forget!

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:38 am

^^^^^

I read about your brave and fearless chat and trophy photos that would kill your average baiter (like me). You and bware419 deserve and earned much respect. We should make you both saints in the Eater Church of T.W.A.T. bow_down