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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Hello, dear Derrick ) How are you today and how was your day?) Hope I
reach you in good mood)

Thank you for your letter! It's very pleasant for me to talk with you
and to know more and more about such a nice and interesting man like
you Wink

I'm new here, on the dating site, but i already see that it's possible
to find a good person here. I know, it's a lot of bad people here as
well, but they exist everywhere and if to be afraid of them, how to
live at all? Right? Moreover, Internet gave us possibility to know
each other...and it's great!)

Talking about me and my life, i should say that I'm still studying) I
know, may be it's a little too late, but better later than never) I'm
on my last year and next June I will be a social worker) I chose this
profession because i love to help people! In my past I was a volunteer
and helped orphans and old people. That's a pity that now I have no
time for it with my studying( Do you like to help people?

To pay for studying I work as a waitress. I don't want to be a burden
for my parents, they had a hard life. I think I'm strong enough to
create my life by myself) My parents are proud of me and this gives me
the power) I only wish I had a man who could also support me and I
could have someone to care about...My heart is full of love, but i
have no one to give it to.

In my spare time I'm trying to learn English at home. When I decided
to find a foreign man I knew that English will be important. As for
now, I'm using the help of interpreter in the Internet cafe, and they
help us to talk together) Though I will let you know at once that the
cafe doesn't work on weekends, and I won't write to you then( Just for
you didn't worry. What languages do you speak? I speak Russian and
Ukrainian) They have a lot of things in common.

Well, I don't want to make this letter too long, i will stop here. I
wish you a good day and sweet dream)
Wink

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Hello Derrick! How are you?? Did you have a good day? I hope so!
Because my day became wonderful after hearing from you! Thank you)

Frankly speaking you already now seem to be very serious and loyal
man) I love your manner of writing, your words. We speak with you as
if we knew each other for a very long time...I like your openness)

So, can you tell me about your family?? Do you live alone? I live
together with my parents. My mom will be 54 this October, my step
father will be 59 in December. I love them very much and always try to
help them as much as I can. They brought me up as a good person and
I'm grateful to them) I have a sister, she lives close to our house
and very often she comes to us) She will be 35 in February. She works
as a hairdresser, and that's why my hair is so nice))) You can see her
and her daughter (my neice) on the photo:) (so cute!) I love her very
much and I spend so much time with her...This way i also help my
sister, because she is working and sometimes has no one to help her.
Yes, children are tiring sometimes, but I love to spend time with
her:)

I have a dream, that is very hard to make come true nowadays. I want
my own family with good husband and cute kids) It's a normal wish for
a woman and i hope I can have it one day, hopefully soon) And also I
dream of...travelling. I've never been abroad and never seen any
beautiful country( I dream to visit some cities like Paris, London,
Rome, Berlin or Tokio...or any other. I saw a lot of photos and read a
lot about other countries and cultures, but never saw in reality( Do
you have any dreams? What are they, if not a secret?)

I'm sorry, can't stop writing, my hand is like crazy))) I hope you're
not bored with my letter?)

Have a nice day)

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My dear Derrick! Hello) How are you and how was your day? I already
miss your letters! You are a good writer and I've got used to you even
in such a small period if time) I like the way you express your
attitude to life, your opinions. That's why, may be, I'm not afraid to
talk with you on any topic) So, don't be afraid to ask me about
something you would like to know, ok? Cause sometimes it's difficult
to understand hints. I need you to be straight and honest with me, and
I will answer you with the same)

I don't have many people I can trust to, only my parents, you and my
best friend. Inna is always there for me at bad times and she never
betrayed me! I love her as a sister. We spend a lot of time together
and I thank God that he gave her to me as a close person. Good friends
are rare nowadays, isn't it? We usually walk in the park, talking
about different things, asking for advices) Sometimes we go to the
cinema or theatre, sometimes we help me sister with her son together
or help her mom with kids at kindergarten)

Honey, what is your favourite activity that you do in your spare time?
Any interests? My best activity is reading! I like foreign literature
starting from the first books written, and till nowadays. I don't have
a favourite book, because I read so many wonderful masterpieces that
it's too hard to choose) And what style of books do you like to read?

But now I read an English book, that I've bought with hope to learn
some English. I feel pity that I didn't learn it at school when it was
for free( Now its very hard for me, very! There are so many things,
words, rules that I cannot understand at all. I understand how
important it is for our communication and i wish I could go to the
English classes. But the job of a waitress allows not much of things(

I can continue to talk to you endlessly! But I don't want to bore you)
I hope to hear more from you soon)

Have a wonderful day, darling)
Kiss you!

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Hello, my dear Derrick ) I hope you're fine and you had a wonderful
day) Thank you for the nice letter, honey) You know, I saw such a cute
kitten on the street now when I was on my way to the cafe) It was
black with white paws...) I didn't tell you, but animals is my
weakness) I love them very much and if i see a homeless cat or dog, i
feel so sorry that I can't pass it by. If I could I would take them
all with me to feed them and give them home) But my mom is allergic to
their hair and it would be not fair) Do you like animals?

I start to tell you everything, even little insignificant things that
happen to me...It seems that I've got used to you and your letters so
much, that I won't be able to live without you any more!) I don't know
what you think of this, but I was dreaming to fall in love and why not
to try with you?! I hope you feel the same...

You know, from the very beginning of our communication i felt
something close to me in your soul, i felt some hope looking at you
and now i understand that I was right and you're exactly the person I
would love to be with and to make happy.

I'm also happy here, of course, with my family. And though we have a
lot of problems to solve and overcome, we stay friendly and love each
other very much) Me and my mom are the only people who bring money to
our family. My step dad is very ill, he doesn't work and we have to
care about him. He is a good person and always feel sad to understand
that he cannot help his wife and his kids. And we all and try to give
him as much love as we can. It is difficult for us, of course, and
especially for me, because i have to pay a lot to finish studying. And
frankly speaking I could never imagine that it will be too expensive
for me to translate our letters( And I have the only way out - to
start another work. Inna's mom offered me a flexible schedule in the
Kindergarten and tomorrow is my first day there. I know that it will
be very difficult, but to get something you have to pay for it and I'm
sure that you will appreciate my efforts.

I really hope that my efforts will not be useless and that in future
we can become a good couple)
I hope to hear from you tomorrow)
Have a nice day!
Your Ukrainian girlfriend

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Good evening, my dear Derrick) How are you? Thank you for your
interesting letter! You always write such a nice words that I can't
not to smile! I like it so much!) You're wonderful! I'm so happy that
we met!! Smile

Darling, tell me how was your day? What did you do? I would like to
know all the habits you have) What is your favourite dish? I love
cooking, especially for someone dear to me) I would also love to make
something pleasant and tasty for you! So, what would you like??) Have
you ever tasted Ukrainian Borcsh? Pelmeni? Vareniki?))

I hope you remember I told you about my second job and today was my
first day there) It's very interesting to work with kids, they are so
cute and funny. I love children a lot) And I love this work very much!
But I understand that i don't have even one free minute for some rest
or to eat. I will change the time of writing to you, I hope it will
not bother you a lot. I will write to you in late evening, after my
two works, ok? My mom says that I won't be able to live this way, but
I want to write to you, to read your letters, to be with you! And I'm
ready to work that hard to make our relations possible! Do you support
me in this?

I have to go now, I think. The cafe works only to 6 p.m.( They will
not have a time to translate the letter( Oh, how much it could be
easier if I knew Enlgish and could write by myself!( I could write to
you anytime and wouldn't have to pay for it( Well, I won't end my
letter this way) Want you to be happy after reading my letter, not
sad!)

I miss you and kiss you! I hope to hear from you very soon)
With love)
yours

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Hello, my sun Derrick ) How are you, dear? Thank you for your
wonderful fascinating letter! You know, even though I'm very tired and
really sad, reading your letter brings me back to life and good mood)
Are you a sorcerer?) So, how did you pass your day? How is your work?
I hope you're in a good mood)

I'm too tired to write a long letter to you, I'm sorry( I wish I was
stronger, but I'm a simple human and my powers are over. I need some
rest and i guess I will not be able to earn much money in the
kindergarten if i don't work there each day( But i have my studying
too and today I was in university. I will spend my night writing a
report and I'm not sure if I will be able to work in the kindergarten
tomorrow. Working without sleeping...not good, right? I start to think
that my mom was right, I have to stop killing myself and think about
my health. As they say you never understand things until you don't
experience them.

I'm really sad with this situation. I know that now our relations are
on the verge of break, but we can think of other ways out. I'm not
alone, right? You are with me, and we can support each other. We have
to think what to do further together, because I cannot pay for our
letters anymore(

I just need your support now, I need to hear from you and to know your
thoughts, because i worry a lot and feel not good about it all( But I
hope you're fine, as I want you to be happy always. You're my dear
dream and I want it to come true...do you want it?

I will stop the letter here) I will miss you a lot! Have a nice day
and sweet dreams! I hope to see your letter soon...
Kiss you!
Yours

Good afternoon my sweet Svetlana! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. I am not a sorcerer my princess but I do have a magical wand. I think it would be just what my lady needs after a hard day at work.

I wish my girl wasn't so tired but I do understand why. I have been working those kind of hours for many years now and know it can wear on you after a while if you aren't used to it.

Honey I don't know what you want to do here. Does this mean you are breaking up with me because you can't pay for letters? That will break my heart. I think we have a great relationship here and I don't want us to lose that.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Are you a sorcerer?

Vhat the heck?

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:45 pm

^I could probably explain that but then I'd reveal how far gone I really am!

This on the other hand:

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I am not a sorcerer my princess but I do have a magical wand.

Oh wait...got it!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

This one is terrible. Not even one nearly naked shot in the whole bunch. Must be a beginner.

I could not resist the wand thing. It was just too easy.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:14 am

The return of Baba Yaga. The vlads really need some new scripts.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:59 am

magic wand!!! You kill me NV!

Why is she paying a translator when Bing or Google have free translating?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Good evening, my lovely Derrick!) Thank you for your wonderful letter)
Honey, I have such a warm feelings to you and it's so wonderful to
have a man you can give all your care and warmth) I really can't live
without your letters and you? I hope you also need me?

You know, I have never thought I will be with a foreigner) But it's
so! My mom supports me in my choice! She says you're a good man, as it
seems to her. I told her almost everything you wrote to me and she
likes you) So, you will have no problems with my parents if everything
will be fine between us)

I think you're my fate and I really believe it! My heart feels that
we're meant to be together and my soul wants to be near you! I want to
meet you very soon. Do you want this? I see that you have these
feelings also! I don't know how couldn't we meet earlier?!

Even though I have such a wonderful feeling to you, it doesn't save me
from the problems( As you know, i pay for the Internet and for the
translation of our letters and for the photos. To say the truth it's
really hard for me to pay for all these things and I don't know for
how many letters I will be able to pay( But I'm trying, really. Sure,
it would be much easier for me if my salary was 500 dollars, not 200.
But I can't find a better job while I didn't finish my diploma. You
asked me to say the truth, and I tell you. I really can't afford to
pay for our correspondence the whole month( If you have any ideas, let
me know, please.

My dearest man in the world! I love you so much! I can't live without
you already and hope I will not have to!) Kiss you! Yours !

Good evening my lovely Russian treasure. I wish I could just wave my magical wand and *BING* you would have American English things coming from your mouth. (Not British English or Canadian English eh) My magic does not work that way unfortunately.

Thank you for your photo dear. You are lovely as always and I hope you were thinking about us when that was taken.

I think I must agree with your mother here and say I am the man for you and you should just come here and give yourself to me. It will be fantastic having you to wake beside rather than just your photos on the laptop by the bed.

I think the screen is getting a little unclean with all the kisses on it. And some photos show up in different ways so the prints from one photo kiss may show in a different area on another photo.

I think we should just plan on how to get you here and if your mom will let me keep you. I can marry you so we can stop this expensive communication and do it right in your ear while I hold you close.

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:42 am

Translator scam on the way.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

No need for countdown even. He did make a funny though.

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Honey Derrick, thank you for your letter, but unfortunately I have no
money to translate it Sad

((, missing you terribly,

Good evening my love! I can't believe that I am about to lose you because you can't pay for the letters and now I don't even know how to fix it. I am gong to miss you baby.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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My darling Derrick, I have no money to translate your letter Sad

((,
missing you terribly,

Good morning my love! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. I am missing you and I know you won't even be able to read this mail or write back. You cut off our only way to communicate. I am heartbroken I will never be able to read from my baby again. It's a shame you can't speak English.