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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

He gets rather wordy here

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Greetings with love &TRUST.
Good mornings to MY Mistress servicing Wife.

Thanks for your mail.i have read your mail.and i came to know that you are my MY Mistress servicing Wife.
Honest. Sincerer. Decent. HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT. I HOPE YOU ARE FINE .WELL . MY Mistress ANGLE Lovely. Wife.

MY NAMES ARE NWANKWO BLESSING NGOZI.I AM A PRINCE BY BIRTH…
I CAME FROM THE FAMILY OF KALU NWANKWO THE GREAT NIGERIAN FOOTBALLER SURPER EAGLES.. IN ABIA STATE. NIGERIAN FOOTBALLER.
OUR FAMILY IS A WELL KNOWN FAMILY.WE HAVE GOOD REPUTION.AS A GOOD CITIZEN OF NIGERIA.
once you confirm to me when you are coming to my country ivory coast will make a special bed for you. On the head of the bed is will written.
MY Mistress Wife. Lovely. Bed .
Well great, to knowing for bonding furniture’s. Is vital craft work. I went to technical institution to obtain my 2 yrs diploma.
I have 5 years. working experiences in the field of wood work covering. My MY Mistress Wife. Lovely. .
I am a furniture’ urphurser BY PROSSIONAL.
I LOVE MY WORK. I to needing of better bench for spank and peg time. I to making for MY Mistress WIFE HAPPY.
yes..I WILL .
HOW BY.
I AM good for up of YOUR husband GIVEN YOU for proper fucking.YES.
MY Mistress WIFE.
HONEST A I DO NOT NEED to teaching for longer more than 5 hour. I to having training . MYSELF. BY DOING PRESS UP EVERY DAY I CAN GO 50 TIMES PRESS UP IF YOU ABLE TO COUNT.BY DOING SO I BUILD MY SELF AS A SEX MACHINE.ONE MORE VITAL POINT. I DO NOT FUCK ANY HOW.I CAN STAY 6 MONTHS WITHOUT HAVING SEX WITH ANY WOMAN.IN AS MUCH I AM NOT MARRIED I RESPECT MY BODY WAITING FOR YOU AS.
MY Mistress WIFE

I PROMISE YOU TO FUCK ING YOU for the whole day without releasing any sperm.once you come I will make love and fuck you for confirm that really I am a sexy machine.i will fuck you will shout yes honey come on let do it again.i am glad..
MY Mistress WIFE.
Please update me when are you ready willing to come to Ivory Coast. Where I base. As I told you earlier am a Nigerian putting up in ivory coast…
I speaks French language and English language.
As you can see I am up to dated to communicate with any person from the globe.
Answer my mail…the question is can you come to ivory coast…
Before the chrismax seasons. I want to stay with you in my country here ivory coast….
During December 19.then, it will enable you to study my personal person.for we to know each other and build trust.and confide our love to legal marriage. As true husband and wife.
.TO My Dear Respected beloved MY Mistress servicing Wife.
It is when the birds of my were singing in the garden of my roses,that’s reminds me of sending you this MAIL to you. How on earth I can I reward your sincerity? .I promise to keep happy with daily mails and am doing just that .I know the reason why I love you are an honest man with zeal to help. I am very glad for having you in my life as MY Mistress servicing Wife.
And promise to spend the rest of my life with you and soonest you shall join me over here in ivory coast.
Thank you dearly,
I am happy that you are up and doing woman . Please kindly agree to take things easy with me. I have vowed to remain yours and I sincerely believe that nothing will change my promise to you by the the grace of GOD.
Sweetheart, my darling .MY Mistress servicing Wife.
remembers my words to you. Let me define love .if you go through advance learners dictionary .Love simply define as the tender or affection feeling one have for someone or anything else, But mine is for you and I care for you. Further more let me give you the arithmetic of love. Divide hope and truth. Then
Multiply faith and services.
Add love and courage.
The right answer is happiness. and if too , my love I pledge that you will not regret it for becoming MY Mistress servicing Wife.
And also love was creation where the law was created by GOD. Where there is love there is peace. Where there is peace .Let there be love in our relationship
Frightened the world for me .and so lets ourselves be one body by creating love .so as to make peace full life for one another. And therefore. Let there be true love shared among us. Because love is one of the easiest and sweetest thing to start. I know but it is one of the difficult and painful things to stop. May I stop here for now, I miss a lot .am waiting hear good news from your side urgently .
My dear beloved respected sweetheart MY Mistress servicing Wife.
May ALLMIGHT GOD. Bless your efforts for coming up to me for my lasting solution. As my wife .
I am counting on you. For this very perfectly marriage to come
.. I am yours husband
.till sun stop shining .have a nice day . sweetheart..
MY Mistress servicing Wife.

.20013
I will be glad. COMING IN INBOX .For your mail.
Thanks
Yours in mind
Yours husband. Prince.

Good mornings to Mistress servicing baby husband. I to having long working yesternight. I to working of 2 times shift and was much to needing for sleep on return.

Is good for Mistress to knowing of family on servicing husband. I not to knowing of Nigeria footballing so you will to teaching Mistress yes? Is fine for servicing baby to knowing of working on wood and Mistress to be much happy for to having new bench.

I still to telling of Mistress husband that I cannot to just rushing on vacation. You to asking of such many time, always to answering same. You not to understanding of Mistress?

Mistress to liking much for servicing baby to doing on press up. You will to doing for Mistress push in, push out. I to loving for screaming at fucking. you to having neighbors? Mistress might to scaring of such

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:59 am

SomeBuddyAtHome wrote:

You have to look up spanking bench, without beverages in hand. Evil Lol

I haven't, but I have a vague idea of what it is. I used to read Mistress Matisse's blog (google it, nothing scary or awful, though can be very mildly NSFW) before she stopped writing it - she is brilliant, witty and hilarious, and gives you a good edumaction in kink explained for the non-kinky types as a bonus.

next victim wrote:

Mistress to liking much for servicing baby to doing on press up. You will to doing for Mistress push in, push out. I to loving for screaming at fucking. you to having neighbors? Mistress might to scaring of such

No coffee this time. I was prepared!!! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:34 pm

Just so you know, I breathlessly await the next installment. I think this one is my favorite of your masterpieces, NV.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I'm glad you are enjoying it and my whipping boy just wrote again with the first of what I am sure will be many pleas for cash.

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Good day. To my dear beloved Mistress servicing wife.
I am happy you work hard.i to having as my wife for real.
myMistress wife ;
i am not rushing on vacation. Any you have vacation please kindly come to my country ivory coast.
I am sorry for asking of such many time. I have understanding of my Mistress.
My Mistress wife to liking much for servicing baby to doing on press up. I to loving you for screaming when am fucking you hard.i will fuck you hard fuck.ing with doy way.i will fuck you untill you starting crying.. you to having neighbors no..my Mistress you are not might to scaring of such with noise. You have no problem you can I to loving you for screaming when am fucking you hard. I will open you legs wide open.then i will deep my dick into sweet clean pusy.i will sucking you pussy for 3 hours before start fucking i will make sweat.
myMistress wife ;
please i want beg for vital something hoping you help me.
myMistress servicing
wife ;

Please. I want us to start having cam sex .any time from now i want make feel me real.then you see me full with my dick. Then i will make web cam love with you.
You know that i lost my lap top computer.
myMistress servicing
wife ;if cares for us love marriage . please kindly help me to send any amount you know it can afford to buy lap top computer.i can tell any exact amount any thing that came out your deep lovely heart to help kindly help me.i need a lap top computer to enable to use it on slit cam then, i will come to cam naked you see me fullly naked. For To feel the big fucking ways.i will make love with on web cam.i will make with you web cam untill you will release 10 times on your pussy..
YOU WILLUSE WERSTEN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO SEND ME THE MONEY FOR MY LAP TOP COMPUTER.PLEASE BEAR WITH NOW I DO NOT HAVE ANY MONEY AT HAND THAT IS THE REASON I AM SEEKING FOR HELP AS MY OWN WIFE..
ANY AMOUNT YOU THAT CAN BUY LAP TOP COMPUTER.JUST HELP ME PLEASE I WILL BE GLAD FOR HELP.
HERE IS THE DETAILS BELOW.
PRINCE BLESSING.
ADDRESS.IVORY COAST.

Love and kiss
Yours PRINCE BLESSING .
USE TO SEND THE MONEY FOR LAP TOP COMPUTER.KINDLY HELP ME I AM COUNTING ON YOU TRUST.HONESTY..TRUTHFULLNEESS..

Good mornings to Mistress servicing baby. I always to have being of hard working. Is to being much difficult for keeping of shape and to dancing naked for mans. You to having of such clubs on Africa?

Mistress is glad to knowing yours neighbor will not to being scare of screamings from ours fucking. Mistress is to being very loud when fucking is good. I to letting servicing baby for sucking of Mistress pussy before and after you to fucking. You to enjoying of such? It to making Mistress pulling on yours hairs and to squealing very loud!

I not to understanding for want of camera, is not to being vitals. You to having camera and can to taking of photos for Mistress to seeing of servicing husband cock. I not to buying of computer for to seeing of such. Is being irresponsible throwing of moneys. I not to doing of such.

Mistress never to using of western onions. Is to being unsave.

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:07 pm

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USE TO SEND THE MONEY FOR LAP TOP COMPUTER.KINDLY HELP ME I AM COUNTING ON YOU TRUST.HONESTY..TRUTHFULLNEESS..

There is no dishonesting in his email! He is to loving Mistress muchly!

I love how he copypastes the demand (not polite request) for money in all caps. Also, I love how he's not asking to be saved from omfg situation - he just wants a new lappy to have webcam sex. How different from the sob stories! I knew I liked this one for a reason!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:08 pm

P.S. If you wanted me to co-bait him, I would happily be Mistress' friend who heard about his prowess to fucking the mistress for many hours. Or something.

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:12 pm

I think it's funny that he's now adjusted his English to match his mistress.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I like the way he picks up on the Mistress' odd speech quirk and decides he is up to date on communicating with people around the globe.

@Mainoksia, I might be able to work that in. I have already mention Mistress Petra and her slave leka staying at my house some nights. I wonder if he might be into polygamy?

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:21 pm

*attempt to not spit diet coke* (Yes, I am sick and when I am sick I drink that junk because it's cold caffeine...)

I'd love to be Mistress Petra if you think it'll be fun! In meantime I shall watch this for more funnies!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:26 pm

I love orgy baits!

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into sweet clean pusy

I have never heard of clean pus. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Mainoksia wrote:

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USE TO SEND THE MONEY FOR LAP TOP COMPUTER.KINDLY HELP ME I AM COUNTING ON YOU TRUST.HONESTY..TRUTHFULLNEESS..

There is no dishonesting in his email! He is to loving Mistress muchly!

I love how he copypastes the demand (not polite request) for money in all caps. Also, I love how he's not asking to be saved from omfg situation - he just wants a new lappy to have webcam sex. How different from the sob stories! I knew I liked this one for a reason!

Once his "I need blingage" fails he resorts to the other after sulking for a few days.

Good afternoons to Mistress servicing baby! Where have you to being? You not to coming in Mistress box again. Servicing baby is to fucking other womans? Is to being fine on Mistress. You not to loving Mistress or to playing of game?

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Good day to my Mistress servicing wife ;I LOVE YOU FORVER..
I am very sick my Mistress servicing wife ;
That is the reason i have not coming my Mistress box.
. YOUR Servicing baby HUSBAND is NOT fucking other woman’s. .OK.
I AM SICK..
I AM HONEST PERSON..
I having serious malaria high fever.i am still sick.
I have no money at hand i cold go to hospital to seek for my medical treaments..
I am very sick my Mistress servicing wife ;
You know you are my mother for now and you are my wife also. I can hid my feelings from you.please bear with me.i am sick please help me.
my Mistress servicing wife ;
kindly help me with $500. Send it just.
Through western union money transfer..
Here are my names .

PRINCE BLESSING
ADDRESS.IVORY COAST..
To enable me to go to hospital to seek for my medical treaments.. from the doctors. I went there they said i must deposite some money before they could start given me treatments.SO THEY REFUSED TO TREAT ME..PLEASE MY my Mistress servicing wife ; THE DOCTOR IS DEMANDING FOR MONEY BEFORE THEY WILL GIVE ME TREATMENT FROM THEIR hospital .

PLEAS HEAR MY CRY FOR HELP I DO NOT WANT TO DIE HELP ME.PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE.. GOD WILL REWARD WITH BLESSINGS FROM ABOVE..
I WILL BE GLAD FOR YOUR HELP MYDEAR Mistress servicing wife.
I WAITING FOR OUR HELP my Mistress servicing wife.

ONCE YOU HELP ME.I WILL BE FINE.
I to letting servicing baby for sucking MY Mistress pussy before and I WILL START to fucking YOU . You to enjoying of such? YES .It to making Mistress pulling on yours hairs and to squealing very loud!I LOVE THAT..I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE KIND OF WOMAN I WANT IN MY YOU 100% GOOD MY Mistress servicing wife. .MY LIFE.BECAUSE YOU ARE OPEN MINDED

YOURS IN MIND

YOURS HUSBAND.

Good mornings to Mistress servicing baby husband! Why you to being sickened? They not to having of immune prick for royalty family in Africa? Is to being sad.

Is to being all for Mistress if you to being having fun with womans while waiting for yours wife. I not to be jealousing and I to enjoying of womens on work.

Mistress servicing baby I am to being happy you to liking for licking of Mistress pussy after fucking. I to enjoying of nice more cums while yous to suck pussy clean again.

Who is to being joke of doctoring for demand of money first? Is to being fake servicing baby. Doctors are not to doing of such. Is hypokondriax ordor. They should to treating of Mistress' sexing baby husband for sympating not for greeding.

If greeding poopstain for doctoring to wanting for money he to giving of account on bank for paying of such.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

He sends me both of these

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Good mornings to my dearly Mistress servicing wife!
I have read your mail.and i came to know the you real my wife from GOD.
They SAID THEY WILL NOT treating of YOUR S Mistress' sexing baby husband. THEY DO NOT HAVE for sympating .FOR LIFE. YOUR KNOW HERE IS AFRICA.
PLEASE.i realy needs your understanding and help.
my dearly Mistress servicing wife!
Kindly send the $500. Through western union money transfer. It very easy. Just go to any western union money transfer. They help you to transfer the money.. and i will pickup the money the same day.please help me kindly go to western union money transfer.
Here is my details below.
Prince BLESSING.
ADDRESS.IVORY COAST.
I WILL BE WAITING PAYMENTS DETAILS WITH MCTN………..AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE $500.
GOD BLESS YOU FOR COMING UP TO SAVE MY LIFE..
MYMistress servicing WIFE.
I am to being happy to liking for licking of MY Mistress pussy after fucking YOU . I to enjoying of nice more cums while I to suck pussy clean again.I LOVE THAT..
PLEASE HELP ME TO SEND MONEY.FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT..
MY KISS.
YOURS HUSBAND.

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Good mornings to my dearly Mistress servicing wife!
I have read your mail.and i came to know the you real my wife from GOD.
They SAID THEY WILL NOT treating of YOUR S Mistress' sexing baby husband. THEY DO NOT HAVE for sympating .FOR LIFE. YOUR KNOW HERE IS AFRICA.
PLEASE.i realy needs your understanding and help.
my dearly Mistress servicing wife!
Kindly send the $500. Through western union money transfer. It very easy. Just go to any western union money transfer. They help you to transfer the money.. and i will pickup the money the same day.please help me kindly go to western union money transfer.
Here is my details below.
Prince BLESSING.
ADDRESS.IVORY COAST.
I WILL BE WAITING PAYMENTS DETAILS WITH MCTN………..AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE $500.
GOD BLESS YOU FOR COMING UP TO SAVE MY LIFE..
MYMistress servicing WIFE.
I am to being happy to liking for licking of MY Mistress pussy after fucking YOU . I to enjoying of nice more cums while I to suck pussy clean again.I LOVE THAT..
PLEASE HELP ME TO SEND MONEY.FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT..
MY KISS.
YOURS HUSBAND.

Good mornings to Mistress servicing baby husband! What is meaning of they no to sympatizing, This Africa? Is to being lie and bad joking for to saying of such.

I to needing of diagnosing copy and account and I not to using of filthy place for moneys.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Good night to my Mistress servicing wife.
They doctor did not accept to give me treatment is what I mean they said no.
.I am not lying believe you me. Save my life .please I need your understanding as my wife.
Please kindly bear with me .tomorrow I shall send you the bank account which you will use for sending me the $500 into.
No problem. I Trust you. You should trust me too.
Help me for GOD sake.

Yours husband..

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I cant wait to see Alan decipher this mess! Might be a new sig line for me.

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Good day to my Mistress servicing wife.
How are you today.
Here is the bank account below.
Shobiye Musiliu
BANK NAME UBA.
ACCOUNT NO. 102500025252.

Save my life .please I need your understanding as my wife.
use for sending me the $500 .as soon as you transfer the $500.
Kindly send me the transfer payment slip.
No problem. I Trust you. You should trust me too.i am counting on you for love .caring .honesty.truth.faithfullness..
I will be glad for your help. my Mistress servicing wife.
Help me for GOD sake. To enable the doctor to give me medical treatments.
You KNOW I love you .and I want to fuck you hard for you to cry.i will fuck you.i will lickng cleaning your pussy.after fucking.i will fuck you.dog way..i will fuck you for complete good 5 hours without releasing my sperm into your pussy.i will make sweat like a woman..once you come to my country I will be fucking in the bed room.in the beach.after me smoking my marijina with beer. I love drinking. I and you has the same match.which means you my wife.you will understand me best. With time .i will be learning your ways.
my Mistress servicing wife.
Please kindly help me .i f you realy loves me from the heart of your heart.
My kisss to you..

Yours husband..

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:29 am

I don't think he quite gets the concept of a Dom.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

He doesn't seem to understand a number of concepts here. Let's see if this help him

Good mornings to Mistress servicing sickened baby husband! Mistress not to caring on god fake talking, you to keeping of such on church.

You to enjoying fucking on butt? You to having such before? Mistress' tool of ass destruction is to loving of man butt. Is to making of loud squeals unless I to putting in gag for servicing baby. Mistress to having of special uniform for such.

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:06 pm

I think he has smoked too much marijina with beer and his brain cells have abandoned him.

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:44 pm

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tool of ass destruction

LMAO!!!! This should be your new tag line under your name!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I just could not resist that one!

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Good mornings to my Mistress servicing wife;
How are you doing ,
You to enjoying fucking on butt? You to having such before?
Answer…
No I have not done such before when you come here in my country you will teach me how to do it ok. I mean fucking on butt..
my Mistress servicing wife;
please kindly transfer the $500.
I have given you the bank account number use it urgently to transfer the $500.
To enable the doctor to give me medical treatment. honestly for now my sickness is getting serious because the doctor, have not been given a medical unless I pay the $500 before.
.I told the doctor today that I have given.
My Mistress servicing wife;. the account that you will be transferring the $500.
My Mistress servicing wife;
I will be glad for your help.
Please kindly help me I do not want to die please. I love you from the heart of my heart.
I am waiting for the copy of the transfer payment slip. Send it to me .as soon as you finish the transaction.

Yours in mind.

Good mornings to Mistress servicing baby! Mistress is to telling of pet for to want of doctor report. You never to sending of such. Is not to being of Mistress servicing baby husband, is to being money this, money that. I to finding of man with not beggings of all time money for filthy greedings. I to spending of own moneys.

Bye

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Good mornings to Mistress servicing wife!
What do mean by doctor report. Please explain to me better. So that I will understand you. Please be sick. Believe you me.
Why do not trust me. I am not begging’s you for money.
The reason I want to help I do have money at hand. You told me to send the account I did. Now you ask me for doctor report.
I told I have malaria high fever.
Let me tell you if really want to help me as your husband. Help that’s all in all.
If you do not want to transfer the $500 to the account I sent you tell me .for I love you but you do not have human feelings for me..
Yours husband

You to turning onto pathetic and whinings beggar. mistress to buying this, Mistress I to sickened pay for that. You to being small boy not to being of real man. Nobody to wanting pathetic lyings for husband. Next you will to needing of bandage for broke dick? I to being royalty, Mistress royal ass! You to being beggar!

Mistress to needing of real man! You to having pathetic love only on money.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I think he's mad at Mistress! Poor little servicing baby.

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you do not love me ok
i told am sick but you can not help where is the love you love is only for sex and sucking dick

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:26 pm

^^ Umm... Yeah what's the problem? Lol, never seen a man complain about that before!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

He had no qualms with it when he thought it would get him a few dollars. Maybe I could offer to get him a dress and wig so he can go suck dick and earn money to pay his hospital bill.