Tommy, Handy Andy and Luis (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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ok, love, here is my hotel number +2348106233530 so you can call me, i will be waiting to recive your call, wen you call you can tell the hotel manager you want to talk to mr Thomas ok..
babe hope they did not hot you for me cause i will not want you to be hot
babe who is the priest that is taking control over there, remember you are the boss you should be very careful

i have really missed you my love you know i cannot do without you in my heart

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babe you have to delete every messages in your mail box ok

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Rev to fornicator:

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Heathen,

I predicted you would be too afraid to answer my email. You are a predictable little scammer.

Ms. Anna will be told the truth about you. You shall never hear from her again. Today is the day she forgets you. Fear not, someone knows all about you. Beelzebub. Belial. Deceiver. Devil. Evil one. Father of lies. King of the bottomless pit. Satan.

I have His light to protect me and I shall protect her. You will hear me through Him.

The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!

Exsúrgit Deus, dissipántur inimíci ejus,
et fúgiunt qui odérunt eum, a fácie ejus.

Sicut dispérgitur fumus, dispérguntur, sicut díffluit cera ante ignem,
sic péreunt peccatóres ante Deum.

(it goes on and on)

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:30 pm

I just love the evil priest! Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I think of Reverend Schnorr from Jerry Springer when I email the little scammer.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

^^^I love it! I was trying to recall that name just a day or so back.

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:00 pm

Eww that guy's a sleaze! And perfect for Rev Hick3y!!

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:55 pm

Just to ramp up his paranoia a little:

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I am relieved to discover that was yourself sending the email. I have received at least half a dozen confused and biblical messages in the last three days that I am unsure of the security of various email account. I received several emails with biblical quotes that purported to be from you. I doubted their source.

I spent most of yesterday in Suffolk County Probate court filing the petitions to challenge this phony reverend. He has taken possession of the Beaverhausen assets, discharged Jacks and generally caused chaos. I am uncertain whether he has made arrangements to bar my access to the house.

Fortunately, I have access through my initial tap into the mansions wireless. I can certainly send you copies of 0osario's emails to Chase Manhatten from the office, although I will naturally redact the access code and household account numbers. To my knowledge, she addresses outstanding bills every Monday and the transfer email should have gone out the 18th. You will note I am using my own iPad-I distrust the security of any hardware related to the staff or that this fraud steer may have compromised.

I did receive a somewhat hysterical call from R0sario-L1is is apparently silent, Jacks has quit and the Reverend is attempting to buy off the staff. He has not yet approached me and I doubt he has sufficient funds to even come close to an offer I would consider.

I will send you the scanned emails.

Since he's been trying to google Ch3tham, I'm glad I've always leeted the name.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:41 pm

Nope-your are the Queen of Chaos-you totaled this lad!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Holy Crap! I thought Tommy permanently vacated his email addy. This just in:

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Hello Rev Dick Head,

i thought silence was the best answer for you, but you insist that i write you. here is my counter proposal, shove whatever package you got up ur certainly stinking ass..... I hate you for what you are doing?? you were not sent from God, you are the devil himself.... You paid off jacks, seriously?? from whose money and whose consent.... you want to chase every1 away from her and then what??? be her friend and her husband too?? dont you have a a large congregation to preach to? oh! she's a special client isnt she??? May the good lord deliver her from you... FYI! REV! I love Ana cos she's strong willed, smart and beautiful and i know what will be will be...

you hacked my emails, you hacked her emails and now u are some James Bond, u are on some 007 ish.. whats the incantations you sent to me, how can it work when i cannot even read the crap (it is latin you fucktard, google translate? duh!).. wise up Reverend...

If you truly truly want to help Beaver, then i advice that we start all over, we need to be friends.. i do not do drugs, i am a social drinker, i have not negative effect on Ana what so ever.....

I hate my choice of language, you will have to pardon my manners, its the voice of a frustrated fellow....

I hope you understand and agree that we have a decent conversation divulge of criticism or judgments

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Fornicator,

I withdraw my proposal for a cash settlement of 40 (forty) USD (U.S. Dollars).

You and your heathen tongue will burn in hell. Keep your fetish for ass shoving to yourself you beast.
We could never be friends. You are a sinful scammer, something that Ms. Anna has been learning about.
She is finding new friends. CHRISTian friends. Not Nigerian FIENDS.

May God smite all of you.
Reverend (Not Jesus)

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Tommy Boy went off FMF. He had been online all day, every day for a good 3 months now. Today is the first day I noticed him offline. I really thought he was gone for good.

Beaver sent this to him last night:

smooshy
i have to do this pretend prayer stuff
listen
when i email you from fluffy kitten, it's going to be pretend prayer stuff
just go along with it
play along ok?
if he thinks i'm getting religous and you are the same he'll get off my ass
ok

i have to go, they'ere coming back

i love you!

fuck me soon,
beaver

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I love you so much hunny... this last few days has been insane.. the so called reverend has been sending me emails threatening we will never talk again... I do not want to loose u sweetie.. i will die if i did. he offered to pay me off like he paid jacks off... i want your love above any other thing sweetie. you must know that i will wait for you no matter what or how long it takes... will play along with you when u email from your yahoo... maybe i should pretend to take the reverends offer to keep him off my back, what do you think?? I love u so much my beaver, and pls keep being good in there so they can let you out as soon as possible. Hunny, i am really worried this reverend that u dont know from Adam has access to your life so much, how come he has access to your estate??? i am really worried they are all up to no good hunny.. you have to be careful and u need to restrict the access they have.. I do not trust them and you should not too... you must be lonely, i will be there for u so much u would not remember u were ever alone.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Tommy/Rev

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Hopefully this is my last email to you. Please leave me alone. do not make me what i am not.... you do not exist to me.... She will be welll and out soon, thats what matters u know... Please i beg u to leave me alone.... thank you for withdrawing you proposal, now we have no reasons to communicate.

Sinner< Thomas

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Sinner,

Leviticus 19:11

You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another.

Reverend (Not Jesus)

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Beaver to Smooshy:

smooshy
it will all get better soon
fuckboy thinks i'm getting "saved"
whatever that means
i pretend to pray and he smiles
i say "jesus bless my smooshy's dick amen"
he doesn't hear it LOL

they did the electrick shocks therapy to me
i danced on the table and bit my tongue
it wasnt too bad but i kind of forget some words
i used to live with people but i don't remember them

smooshy, you are a smart man
you do what ever you think wil work
stupid gods boy hickey bad breath will be gone soon and then my smooshy will dance with me
i love you
i am so hungry
they wont' let me eat anymore
something called fasting
stupid people

fuck me soon
your forever beaver

Tommy/Rev

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,

I have not told any lies to Ana, I am not Nigerian. I am not stealing from her nor dealing falsely. can u kindly please leave me alone... i am not a member of your church and i am not in rehab.. u should concentrate your efforts on people that need you.. i dont need you, i actually hate u.... I do not know what u have done to Ana, i do not know how you got her to sign her life over to a stranger..... what ever u and your crew did, in no time you shall answer for your sins... so please please leave me alone..

I am frustrated enough.. work is killing me, my workers are all resigned and Ana has been sick.. I have too much to deal with.

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Sinner,

You are finished with your lies. Tell your king of hell to shutteth thy mouth for my God will save Ms. Anna's soul. Your dark soul shall not interfere with her life.

Go back from you came. That dirty shack in Lagos. Is it within walking distance from Massey Street? How far is the Western Union?

You are like the flies on rotting corpses. Feast elsewhere devil boy!

Reverend (Not Jesus)

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

lalalala
pretending to pray
lalalala
i wish i could see you today
god bless bad breathed people so they can find a breath mint

amen
i love my smooshy

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Wow my beaver, so funny LOL

well am here praying along with you hehehe
tell the congregation not to forget the bible too

Love you sweetie

He's comfortable on email again.

you are so awsome

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Baby you are sweet, love you
My Beaver is the best, please pray for me hehehe

It gets too dirty to post but ends with

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may He give me the strength to clap with ur booty all night
may i wake up in the middle of the night and sneak right back into ur pants
may he give us the right song to dance to while u ride on ma big joe
make we make music when we ride hard
Amen!

hahaha oh smooshy
i miss you

i need to delete my emails now before that walking jackass comes by.
nighty night my love!
kisses on big joe
i need ice cream soon

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:41 am

It looks like we have a few new lines for PigMoney;

He give me the strength
to Clap with ur Booty all night
may i wake up in the middle of the night
and sneak right back into ur pants
he give us the right song to dance
while u ride on ma big joe
Come on you Mofo Ho!

A bit awkward but ain't we all! Word!

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:54 am

^^^^^

I love this forum Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

We've unleashed OP's inner rap star.
Beaver isn't permitted access to the computer today. It's some kind of Sunday rule at .

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Tommy boy, who isn't fond of initiating contact on email, sent this to Beaver's email:

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Hey sweetie,

Am here worried and have been thinking about you
i hope you are having a good day, just missing you
wish we could exchange emails guess they are now keeping you away from me
just know i love you and will never stop loving you

Kisses, hugs and much love

I wonder if the Rev is responsible for crashing FMF... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:39 am

^^^^^ The Lord does work in mysterious ways! Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

It's the 007 James Bond Rev that crashed FMF. I'm sure of it.

It's back online. Tommy sent this via FMF:

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the best part of reading from you is when u finish ur email with fuck me soon.. sometimes i read the email from the end so i read it again at the end..lol fuck me soon.. sweetest phrase ever... i hate that they put you through shock Therapy, whats that all about... may i ask why u allow all these things happen to you.. what if all of these is a big scam on you sweety, what if the reverend never goes away?? what if its all a big lie and they all conspire to hurt you... i am really worried my love.... i cannot wait to hold ur hand look into your eyes tell u i love you and then kiss u passionate and make passionate wild yet gentle love to you... cant wait to fuck u silly, pound u in the ass and make u scream in languages you never thought you understood, fuck you from behind make you hold the stairs while i get my big joe right inside your lovely jelly bean... hunny please pretend to be well and get home soon.. I really can't wait to fuck you, we can have a long sex in the pool where i can make you hold the edge while i fuck you inside the water and make bubble rise hehehe.

Missing my beaver so much love you baby
Kisses, Fuck you soon
Thomas Frank

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Beaver went silent for two days and then sent this:

rsmoorshy

rsorry i could not write that electrical therapy irs meersrsrsing with my brain bad
i have a n odd feeling i am forgetting rstuff
like thorse little thingrs that run around and cry out mama
do i have any of thorse and if i do where are they?
i hope not, i dont' think i like thorse little people
they rseem very mersrsy and loud
reverend rsayrs rsunday irs day of rerst and no one can urse compuuter
and monday i dont remember rstuff
when are you coming to virsit?
rsmoorshy, how long have we known each other? i cant' find any emailrs from you before larst week. i'm hungry now and think i'm rspoporsed to eat.
ok

I did a find and replace, 's' now has an 'r' that preceeds it.

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Ohh sweetie,
What are they doing to you my Beaver
I don't want to see you get hurt, i have missed you so much
I am happy you are here now.... i hope you are not loosing all
I have been with you for these long while and we have been talking for a long time now

I want you to be out of that place, i thought they said you will be out tomorrow???
well i miss my beaver so much and it hurts me so much now that they are keeping you away from me.
baby i love you so much, is rosario coming to check you?? i just hope and pray you are fine and in good health
No am getting scared of loosing you, its obvious the reverend won't stop..
Go and get something nice to eat and i will be here waiting, guess the rev must have deleted all our emails

Kisses and hugs from Big joe to my sweet jelly bean

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

who irs rorsario?
i can leave when they rrsay i am cured
i have a hard time remembering rstuff
reverend irs rsaying you are a nigerian gangrrster
do i do gang banging? i hope not.
i don't think i like jail

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Ohh sad... now i know its clear.. the Rev is using all he can just to make you forget the once you love.
Rosario is your maid, she was like a friend, you always get drunk and smack her butts and she will chase you all about the mansion, well Rev knows nothing his just trying to change you to being a good girl, Beaver am your love and will forever remain your love, i guess he will check your email and read all these later. so its best you delete the message and let us talk on fishmeetfish. i am not Nigerian gangsta, am Tommy your big joe, your sweet smooshy. i hope they release on time so you can get back to the mansion soon, then i will come and see you, i hate to see them treat you these way, now they make you starve. i will forward the last email we exchanged if you would like to get it, my beaver delete the message once we end the email.

Kisses and love

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

oh i know her!
i am forgetting namers
i have a manrsion? oh that irs nice!
do you live there too?
i rsleep now
you are my love and i love my rsmoorshy
i do the deleting like you rsay
murst rsleep

Chat:

Thomas: Hello hunny
lets chat on these page.
me: i rsleep now i rsend you an email and i log on later for you
Thomas: Ok baby, love you and please eat something ok
me: ok i will
Thomas: delete the email we just exchanged because of the reverend
me: oh ok i will
you are rsmart!
Thomas: Ok beaver, go and get some rest, i love you baby and am always smart thats why am your smooshy Very Happy

me: my rsmoorshy!
Thomas: Yes your smooshy, thats what you use to call me, and i will refer to you as my Beaver. do you remember??
me: yers but cannot remember how did i meet you. i remember a divorce but that warsnt you i divorced, wars it? man with the collar rsays i am rsupporsed to remarry him.
Thomas: No don't marry him, thats stanley his your ex husband, am your new love we have been together for a while now.
me: you are my hursband now, i rsee. i mirss you!
Thomas: Stanley is responsible for your present condition, he made them take you to reahab because you drink too much and also take drugs, so they wanted you to change you
Ok sweetie, delete the new message too hehehe
Hmmm, I wonder if Stanley should join this bait...
me: bad rstanley! bad! murst rstay from bad rstanley! it irs you and me that get married ok. I will delete all merssages. For my hursband. You are mine. I hope i don't dirssapoint you.

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Thomas: No my beaver you do not, i love you baby
you have your mansion and all your money back, love you my beaver.
me: love you hursband!
Thomas: Love you wife, remember my name is Thomas Frank, but you call me Smooshy or Tommy
me: rsmoorshy! you like jelly beanrs! Yers!!! remember!
Thomas: yes baby good very good, we always want to dance around
me: dance. i like dancing. my mouth is bleeding. i am rscared.
Thomas: ohh get some medical attention baby.
me: nurrse irs to be coming in a few minuters
Thomas: ok do not let them know we talked ok. smart Beaver keeps secret remember.
me: rsecret, yers. you and me rsecret
Thomas: i love you so much my sweet Beaverhausen.
me: love you too my rsmoorshy!
Thomas: tell no one, bad Rev do not like me.
me: bad rev go to hell rsoon. i have planrs to kill him. rshoorsh. don't tell ok?
Thomas: lol ok baby be careful do not do that.... pretend to be well so they can let you go home ok.
me: oh yers. i can do tthat. don't forget me ok? i am rso lonely.
Thomas: yes i will not, come back soon ok, Love you my sweet and beautiful Beaver
me: ok i will. love you my rsweet rsmoorshy!
Thomas: ok hunny go and rest, talk later

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

These were on FMF

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hello my beautiful Anastasia, am so worried have not heard from you,, hope you are doing good, i really missed you my love you know you are my strength, now i guess the reverend wouldn't allow you talk to me again,, i don't even know the kind of condition they put you over there, hope you are able to cope am so concern and worried, hunny i don't know what to do please talk to me lets discuss our life and lets find a way forward.. I hate these mess now they make you stay with bad breathe people Urgh!!! Talk to me soon my sweet Beaver, please be safe i will be here missing you so much

kisses and much urge

your faithful love

Thomas F

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Hey sweetie,

Were are you, i am so lonely without you..
huny i left message on katehawai yahoo
love you kisses and hugs
Hoping to fuck you soon

Tommy

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From: Big Joe (new yahoo addy)
Hey sweetie,
Its your smooshy, i just opened a new email
so the rev knows nothing about us here.
i hope we can always exchange emails here
do not let the reverend find out about these new email hehehe

Foolish bad breathe rev he thinks his smart lol
miss you and fuck you soon
Kisses and hugs
Thomas Frank

rsmoorshy
i am happy to read your merssage
irs big joe your name? irs it a rsecret name?
you aren't a rspy? are you?
i getrs so confursed

rsome big guy came here today
he rsays that I call him driver
he rsays he will take me home rsoon'
did you rsend him to me? thank you.

i'm allowed to eat tomorrow after they take the tube out of my arm
so hungry.

i am rsure i mirss you!

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