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Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:57 pm

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/maryalex

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My dear,

The email found me well.thanks for the compliment.
feel free to write me and ask me anything.
i need a man that would love me.
there are lot of men out there that are fake but i need real love.
love me and i will open my heart to you.

have a good night rest my dear.
warm kisses to you

Hi beautiful!

I hope you're having a nice day! I know what you mean about fake men... there are a lot of fake women out there too. I too need someone to love. I think however that we need to talk for longer before we can start talking about love. You're pretty and you seem nice so we'll probably get to that point. So are you single? Any kids? What are your hobbies?

Love,
Andy

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Andy,

How are you doing today?
i hope you are doing well and i hope you are in good health.

i totally agree for us to take it slow.
i am single and i do not have kids.
i love swimming, walking on the beach, watching movies, going to the cinema, listening to music.
tell you yours?
tell me where you are from?

Thanks My Mary,

I knew you'd understand! Well let's see... I'm single too. I have been for a long time now. My wife ran away with our pastor believe it or not. It was not a pretty scene! I enjoy horseback riding, hunting, surfing, anything at the beach, scuba. I'm a captain on a cruise ship so I spend most of my time either in the Gulf of Mexico or the Atlantic Ocean. Sometimes I'm out in the water for weeks at a time. But that's ok because they let our family visit us often. I am originally from Devils Lake, ND. I still have a summer home there. You'd love it! I also have a condo in Miami, South Beach. I've been fairly successful so I've been lucky that way! So what do you do and where do you live? Do you want to have kids? How do you feel about pets?

I hope youre night is great!
Love,
Your Andy

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My dear,

It is difficult for me to believe that your wife ran away with your pastor.
well, life is like that. we learn everyday.

i love horses and anything that has to do with sea or ocean or water in general.
i like walking bare foot on the beach.

well you have done well for yourself. i am not like you
i am a sales rep for comestic company. the job is very stressful and i am looking for another less stressful job. The job is stressful and pays less.
i am from austria but i just transferred to ukraine. i live in ukraine at the moment.
i live in mariupol in ukraine. i love children and would like to have someday with a man to love. i do not have problems with pets.
one of my strenghts is taking care of things.

slow and steady wins the race

kisses and hugs

My Mary,

It was an especially dark time in my life! I can go into more detail once we know each other better. This is why I am no longer a religious person. I just don't have the stomach for it anymore. What sort of job are you looking for? My cruise liner is always hiring for different things. If you love the ocean so much then you should try to get a job at my company! I can pass on your information to the hiring manager if you want. They pay pretty well! So what kind of things do you take care of?

Love,
Andy

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Andy,

How are you doing today? i hope you are doing well.

I understand how you feel about your wife and pastor.
life can turn you up-side-down so that you can leanr to live down-side-left.
but because someone did that to you doesn't mean everyone would do that to you.
everything happens for a reason, one of the reason is happened is because of us.
now we met and we are getting to know each other and who knows we might have kids and live a happy life together.

i would love to work and support my lover. i am a hard worker because i believe in hardwork. what ever assignment i am giving i tend to do it to the best of my abilities. Well, when i come visit you maybe we can talk about the job.

Its abit difficult for me now because i take care of my sick mother and i have to pay her bills at the hospital and pay the house bills. its difficult because i do not have anyone to talk to about my issues.

hope i have not said too much.
have a wonderful day ahead.

Lovely Mary,

No you've not said too much! And I like the way you are looking at things. You're right... if that bitch hadn't done what she did you and I never would have met!! I'm sorry that things are difficult for you there. I would be happy to be a shoulder for you to lean against. You can tell me all of your problems and I will tell you of mine! I would love to meet you. There's only one problem... I'm on ship so it would be kinda hard to get you here. But once I'm back in Miami it would be easy. And I'm sure you would love to get a break from the cold! Miami is beautiful. We can walk barefoot on the beach...

Well I must got for now.
I hope that you have a wonderful day! Don't work too hard and say hi to your Mom for me!
Love,
Andy

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My sweet Andy,

You are so sweet and caring and thanks for wanting to be there for me.
sometimes i feel i want to break down and cry but i just have to strong.
you are free to tell me any of your problem and i will advise with the best of my abilities.

when will you get off the ship?i heard miami has lots of beaches.maybe one day you would take me on a cruise on your ship.i will surely take a break from the cold
sure we can walk on the beach.

i feel so safe getting emails from you.
promise to always be there for me and i will love you with my life.

be safe and take good care of yourself my dear.
take care
mary

Lovely Mary,

Right now it's looking like I will be sailing until 11/22. We're heading to the Azores. The seas are pretty calm today which is good. One of our sister ships encountered a rogue wave yesterday. It wiped all of the lounge chairs off deck. Luckily the ship didn't capsize. They're heading back to the states for additional chairs so the people on board can have somewhere to lay out. It's a mess of a situational. Anyway, Why do you feel like crying? I hope it's nothing I said or did! I don't like my girl to be sad. Sad

If you were here I could just hold you and let you cry.

I have to go steer the ship now. We need to adjust our heading. It takes awhile for such a large ship. Well I hope you have a great day! I'll try to get back on the computer as soon as I can.

Love,
Your Andy!

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My dear,

i am so sorry to hear about that.
thanks to god the ship did not capsize.please do take good care of yourself and be self.
i would want to see you in one piece when we meet.

i am not sad because of you, i am sad and sometimes feel like crying because of the situation surrounding me(job and mother's illness) but i wil be fine. you did not do anything to me. you are a wonderful person

please send me some pictures if you can
i will wait for you until you are and then we can plan our meeting.

steer the ship well and stay safe. always know that someone here is loving you too much.
i just want to be with you.

take care and be safe

sweet kisses and hugs
your love
mary

Hi my love,

I have just a moment to say hi. I'm so glad you're not sad because of me! I was worried! I will send you a couple pics. I don't have many on this computer. I will see what I've got. My helmsmain Bobby has a lot more pictures but theyre mostly of the sea and sea creatures and such. I can send you some of those if you would like to see what I see when I am working. OK, I must go again. I'll be thinking of you!

Love,
Captain Andy

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My sweet captain andy,

How are you doing today?
i smile anything i get your email.
i would love to see some pictures of the things you are working on.
Send the picture you have and you can get access to now.

please my dear, try and eat something and be healthy.
remember, there is someone here that loves you so much.
have a wonderful day ahead.

sweet kisses
mary

Hey Sweet Mary,

How you doing today honey? I found some photos I can send you. I figured you might want to see my ship since it's basically my home. They weren't taken by me or Bobby but it is my ship. The fish pics are Bobby's. He says hi by the way.

I've been eating well. I just had some crab cakes smothered in jizzcream sauce. That's a Jamacain recipe that the cook on board likes to make. It's pretty tasty. Unless the cook adds asparagus and then I can't even bring myself to swallow it! I'll make it for you some day.

Can you do me a favor and send me some more pictures? I've only got the two you sent and I printed them out so I can take them to bed with me. I could use a few more!

Love,
Captain Andy

I sent her like 12 large pics of dolphins and whales and shit.

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Andy,

how are you doing today?
sorry for the delay in response.
i have been ill thats why i have not checked my mail.

send me the photos you have and i will send you the photos i have.
hoope you have had something to eat.
sweet kisses to you

mary

Dear Mary,

I'm sorry to hear that you have been ill! I was very worried about you. What was wrong? Are you diseased?

Darling I sent you all of the pictures that I have. Thank you for your pictures. I will print these out as well.

I'm eating well still. That Jamacain cook makes some pretty tasty stuff. Some times it tastes sweet other times it's a little salty. I think you would love it!

I hope you feel better soon,
Love
Andy

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My dear Andy,

How are you doing today?
i have missed you alot

i have ucler and i do not have any money to pay for medications.
please can you assist me with some money.
i am really broke now and you are all i have got.

hope you are doing good?
i can not wait to be with you.

take good care of yourself and be safe
sweet kisses
mary

My Kate,

Baby I'm so sorry to hear that you are still ill. Have you tried any home remedy type things? I hear that peppermint is great for an ulcer! Make sure you're eating spicy things. That's supposed to kill the bad things in your stomach that make the ulcers. That's what Bobby just said. Maybe that can help?

I love you baby! I hope you fell better soon!

Love,
Andy

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Andy,

the doctor says i need medical treatment immediately.

who is bobby? i do not think those are the remedy.

i just need to go to the hospital and get proper mediation.

please i need your help.

i am out of job for now.

just assist me to go to the hospital.

kisses

mary

Dear Mary,

Bobby is my helmsman. He's a really good friend as well. We get a lot of stomach problems on the ship because of the contamination that goes through the ventilation when we have some bug take off onboard. Like on a plane too. They said to take Airborne but that shit doesn't work because I get sick ALL the time! Luckily we have a doctor onboard. His name's Adam Bricker but we just call him Doc. Do you want me to ask him? I trust him totally! He might know something that the doctors there don't.

Are you in the hospital yet? How can I help you to get to the hospital? Baby if you're that bad off you should go to an emergency room!

I love you and I'm so worried!
Love,
Andy

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Andy,

I hope i would get to see bobby and adam when i come to visit you.
Please mind what you eat on board, i need you safe andf healthy.
maybe when you get on ground we could skype?

The doctor here is good.
i would have to pay for an operation and medicine.
i would need you to send me $500. i have no one to turn to.
you can send it through western union with me name so i can take the money and go to the hospital.
i miss you and i want to be healthy for you.

please my love, get back to me as soon as possible.
sweet kisses
mary

Dear Mary,

Baby, you don't need to worry about me right now. I'm always eating well onboard. Last night our cook served some lobster bisque. It was very tasty although it left an odd taste in the mouth and kind of stuck in my throat making me cough it up for hours.

I can send you the money of course! I can't use western union or anything like that because of the firewall onboard. They won't let us do that because the cruise line doesn't want to be held responsible for money laundering. I suppose I could do it once we dock but that's looking like 11/23 now. I really don't think we should wait that long though. If you have a bank account I can transfer it over and then you can go get the help you need.

I will be SO worried about you! I spoke with Doc and he said NOT to eat spicy stuff because that will make it worse. Babby is a pain in the butt some times!

Anyway, I love you!
Love,
Andy

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My sweet andy,

i am happy to know you are eating well.

the doctor here told me to avoid eating anything spicy.

my account has been dormant and it would take me a week to get the money if you use my account.

please use my cousin's account.

he would bring the money to the doctor immediately.

baby please try and make it $1000 if you can because i will need medicine and i would be eating a particular type of food

i will be buying different food from what they would be cooking

this are his details

account name:somebody

account number: xxxxxxxxxxxx

swift code: khabua2k

bank: ukrsib bank

purpose of transfer should be "help from relative.

Thanks alot baby.

i love you.

with love

mary

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Love the title of your post! I have used it myself.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:30 pm

^^^ Aw, I didn't now! Great minds I guess. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

^^^Apparently we listen to some of the same music as well. Mary is just a name that stands out with that song.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:01 am

I love how they throw out "Can you make it a $1000?" Do they really have delusions that we are all that wealthy here in the states?

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:49 pm

^^ Apparently! I don't know many people that could fork over $1000.

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Andy,

How are you doing today?
hope you are doing well.

i have not heard from you and i was wondering what is going on.
the doctor said i have to act fast but now a friend of mine has offered to lend me some money.i will need just $500 now.
please let me know you are safe.
sweet kisses to you and get back to me as soon as possible.

Dear Mary,

Hey baby! Sorry I didn't email you back yesterday. I did send the request to the bank yesterday for $1000. It will be there in a few days. Maybe with the money that your friend gave you, you can go ahead and get some treatments. How are you feeling now?

Love,
Andy

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My sweet Andy,

Please always write me. i need you now more than ever

my friend that promised me the $500 did not give it to me but i will wait until the money clears and enters my cousin's account.

My love, thanks alot. i will go to the hospital once i get the money and i will update you on how i proceed

please always rite me an email, you messages are the things that would keep me strong.

i love you and will always will

thanks again for the money, you are the best.

Your love

mary

Dearest Mary,

Your friend didn't give you the money? And you're about to die? That's a pretty shitty friend! I don't think you should be talking to that person anymore. They must not really care about you.

I'm glad my messages keep you strong baby. I try to get on the email as much as I can but sometimes it's kind of hard. I will try those and I will always write you and be here for you!

Love,
Andy

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My love,

do not worry about my friend, just keep sending me messages to be strong.

i will not die because of you, i would be strong and hold on until probably monday i will get the money you sent and go to the hospital.

i understand that it is difficult to use the Internet on board, but soon everything would be fine

when you get on land we can skype and see urselves

i love you and i will aways love you.

keep those emails coming

your love

mary

Dear Mary,

It's hard for me not to worry about your friend! Is it a man? Maybe he lied to you because he doesn't like us together? Be fearful of people ok?

How are you feeling today baby? I've been so concerned with you! I have the flu and 104 fever right now but all I can think about is you and your health!

I miss you and I will email again as soon as I can!

Love,
Andy

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My love,

My friend is a she and not a he.
Do take proper care of yourself.
I want to see you in one piece.
Please can you send me the transfer slip of the money, so i can give my cousin to collect the money
I have to be at the hospital early.

Take your medications serious.
Eat well and you would be fine.
Sweet kisses and be safe my darling.

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my sweet andy,

how are you doing today?

hope you are doing good.

i have not yet receive the money.

my cousin says the money has not reflected yet.

please assist me and let me know or give me the transfer slip

sweet kisses

mary

Dearest Mary,

Hi dear how are you feeling? Have you been able to get any treatments yet? I hope your friend finally agreed to give you the money. Honey I don't know why you haven't gotten the money yet. It should have been there by now. I will contact my banker today and let you know what he says, ok?

I'm feeling a little better. I've gotten the fever down but the aches and stuff are still there. I'm slowly healing though. Thanks for worrying about me!

Love you!

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My andy,

i thought my now i would have been cleared into the account.
i am happy to know that you feel better, the headaches will go down ok.
do not worry yourself about it.

let me know what your bank says, my friend told me sometimes it tales five to four days. tell me the name of your bank?

i miss you and i just want to be with you.
love you
mary

Dear Mary,

Baby hasn't it been longer than that though since I sent it over? I talked to my banker a couple days ago and he said there wasn't a problem but you should have been able to pick it up by now. I'll call him right now to see what he says.

How are you doing? You feeling ok?

Love,
Andy

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My dear andy,

i do not know what the problem is and this is why i prefer western union or moneygram.

the doctor has been calling me and telling me he doesn't what it to be complicated.

i am not feeling too well.

i am just confused and i do not know what to do.

please try calling the banker and let me know what is going on.

i love you and i will always do.

hope you are doing good and hope you are doing well.

i cannot wait to skype with you but i need to be well first.

i do not have anything to eat now.

just try your best

sweet kisses

mary

Dear Mary,

Baby I talked to the banker about an hour ago and he said that the money bounced back for some reason. Is there a problem with that account? He couldn't tell me one way or another so I just had him resend it. Sorry about that!

Have you talked with your friend about giving you the $500 again? Maybe she just didn't have it at the time? I still kinda worry about that,

Babe I'm missing you so much! I'm feeling so much better and thank you for worrying about me. We're having a big ball onboard tonight. I wish you could go to it with me. I bet you would look amazing in a skin tight red dress! This should be a lot of fun. There are some characters onboard for sure! I will have to tell you about them sometime. They should have some great food for us tonight. The menu is equal to a 5 star restraunt. Rocky Mountain Oysters with truffled tripe sauted in manroot extract. Delish!

Doc says hi by the way. He's been asking me all kinds of medical questions about you. I keep telling I don't know anything. He's worrying me though. Your ulcers aren't bleeding are they?

Well I need to go for now. Dream about me tonight love!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:46 pm

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My sugar plum,

how are you doing today and i hope you ball went well.
i wish i was there to be with you and be in your arms.
i love red so i think i will fit perfectly in the skin tight dress.
i will be fun just been with you and feeling your kisses and your hands all over my body.
you make me miss you alot and that is a good thing. when i come visit you i will put on a red dress and we can go out for dinner.when are you going to be on land so that we can skype?

I spoke to my cousin the banker and her said i did not include the intermediary bank details. he scanned the details and sent them to me and i am sending to you now. he you should send it to your banker and he would know what to do.

My friend said she doesn't have the money. the only way now is to go get the money from a loan shark but the problem is i will have to pay double the about in seven days. i just wish you were on land so you can send me the money through western union or moneygram for us to end this drama. if i can know when you would be on land and send me the money through western union, i can collect the money from them and give them a date but you have to make sure you send the money on that day so i do not get beat up.

I do not think about it(ulcer) so much so that i do not get negative thoughts in my head.
i haven't gone to the hospital and i have just been at home helpless and it hurts.

i miss you and i want to be with you. keep the emails coming

your love
mary

He sends me a pic of a scanned page that has 5, yep 5, separate bank accounts. Here piggy piggy!!

Good morning baby!

How are you doing? I've been missing you so much! The ball was a blast. It's always good to have some fun every now and then. I couldn't get my mind off of you and that red dress though. What about you? Have you been feeling well?

I looked at the pic of bank stuff you attached and must admit I have no clue what it is. I forwarded it to my banker though. I'm sure he'll know what to do.

I love you baby and I hope you have a great day!

Love,
Andy

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Honey,

I miss you more than the way you think and I wish I would be in your arms in this difficult moment of mine.
I am happy you had fun at the ball and I hope you did not talk to any other woman?

I am just hanging in there. I did not understand a thing in the document myself but just give it to your banker and he would know what to do. Honey, you are the only one I need and I would want to put on the red dress for you to turn you on.

Am not feeling too well and I am just waiting. The doctor call me yesterday talking about I should come for medication and that I should not complicate it.
I wish I had a job to take care to this. It makes me sad and makes me want to cry sometimes,

I love you and will always do.
Kisses and hugs to you only my darling.
Mary

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Holy crap! 5 piggies all at once? Way to go!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Way to bring home the bacon GTmama!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:54 pm

^^^^^ But can she fry it up in a pan? And never ever let you forget you're a man? Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:55 pm

Thanks guys! I was surprised! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:01 pm

SomeBuddyAtHome wrote:

^^^^^ But can she fry it up in a pan? And never ever let you forget you're a man? Very Happy

Yes ma'am I can!! Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:22 pm

^^^^^ I never had any doubt Wink

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:37 pm

Jackpot! Congrats on the herd![/b]

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:42 pm

^A Really Big Pan! Nice shooting Tex!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:56 pm

For GTmama The 24 hour woman! Wink

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:11 pm

^^^ That was funny! I've never seen that before. Lol thanks! I'm gonna probably have it stuck in my head now. Razz

Thanks OP and Capone!

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:13 pm

Hey babe,

Just checking in with you before I get some sleep. I've been working nonstop and I'm so tired. I hope you're feeling ok today. Miss you!

Love,
Andy

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My dear,

I hope that you are doing well.
please eat well and stay in good health.
i am doing well bit by bit and your emails make me strong from within.
the doctor is just giving me some medication to control my situation.

say hi to the doctor and bobby for me.
i miss you and i wan to be with you.
i hope you feel the same way about me

sweet kisses and hugs

Dear Mary,

Baby thank you for the pictures! You really are a beautiful girl. I'm so glad the doctor is giving you some medication. Tell him I said thank you for making my girl feels better! How are you doing right now?

I've been running around like crazy this morning. These damn tourist onboard are enough to make me pull out my hairs! Well, if I wasn't bald already lol.

I will tell Doc and Bobby his from you. They've seen a couple of your pics and are jealous that I found the prettiest girl around!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:23 am

I don't remember, but was Bobby Gopher's real name?

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:00 pm

I have no idea!! I've been using imdb a little but Bobby was the first name I can up with when developing Andy's life. It's possible and now I'm gonna have to check! Lol

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:49 am

Fred Grandy is his real name, IMDB only has his screen name as " 'Gopher' Smith".

If you go to "The love boat" IMDB page and scroll down a bit, you'll have all the cast and crew for the series. OR you can go to The Love Boat Wikipedia
, between both of those sites you can (and will) have a lot of fun with the lads. Knowing you and your style, I will be laughing my butt off! Evil Lol

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:37 pm

^^^ Those have been what I'm looking at. I found a website that also tells a synopsis of each episode. Not a lot of info but I've used some of it.

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My love,

Thanks for the compliment about me being the prettiest girl around.
tell them they should not be jealous, that some day they will get to find their own girl.

baby, i miss you and i wish i could be in your arms right now.
i told the doctor i was going to pay on friday and i was thinking maybe your banker would have sent the money.
when you get on land you would have to call the doctor to thank him personally.
The doctor here has been really helpful to me and i am feeling better now.

Please do not stress yourself so much dear.
just do your best and make you eat well and you rest well also.
send me some pictures if you have any.

when would you be on land?
sweet kisses to you

your love
mary

Dear Mary,

Good morning dear. I'm terribly sorry I haven't been able to email you. The internet onboard hasn't been working. It's a pain in the ass really!

I hope you don't mind but I printed out your picture and I keep it in my pocket so I can look at it all the time. When I'm at the helm I prop it agaisnt the windsheild so I can look at you the whole time I'm at work. And the guys really are jealous about it. Most of them are married but that hasn't stopped any of them from loving on a pretty girl. Don't worry, I ain't like them.

Baby we should be docking in the Azores on 11/22. I can for sure call that doctor and thank him. Right now tell him I said thank you from the bottom of my heart for making my girl feel better! Has anyone checked that account to see if the money got there yet?

Well I have to get back to work. I will email you later, ok?

I love you!

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:55 pm

This thread makes me want to have a marathon "The Love Boat" day(s). It looks like it's going to rain tomorrow, so what better time? I had a link at one time for free love boat episodes, going to hunt around and see if I can find it.

I do think Vicki is a little whiney brat, thought so then, and I will probably think so now. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:38 am

^^^ yes if you find that link please share!! I wasn't able to find much but truthfully haven't had the time!

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:16 am

Will do GTmama! Think of the fun to be had if we watched an episode and devised a way to add that drama into your baits!

Like how I am telling you what to do? I am not, just thought it would be funny Evil Lol

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