My babysteps baiting Facebook love lad *NSFW

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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:15 am

Thanks everyone, and welcome to Eater Manoskia.

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:02 pm

Thank you! I have to say, your flights of fancy and Mandy's booze-fueled adventures are fantastic!

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:23 am

Chyrs, I've got a case of safari envy.

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:23 am

Gotta get the asshole to travel first. And this one considers himself a "businessman" and doesn't do weekends.

I live in hope though Smile

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:38 am

RL intervened and I wasn't able to access the net and that may have killed the bait

I sent him a fishing email, since I'm due to "arrive" in eight hours:

Quote:

My darling Zeke,

My stay in Guangzhou china was unbelievable! It was so beautiful, I took a photo from my hotel, and I've sent it to you. Right now I am on my way to Addis ababa and should be in Cotonou in a little under eight hours time. Will you meet me there? You said you would. A shuttle bus has been arranged to take us from Cotonou to the safari camp tomorrow morning.

I love you so much, will you take me shopping?

Mandy

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:25 pm

Or not. IP Address masked by several proxies, currently resolving to a mobile phone company in the UK:

Quote:

Hello Mylove, I'm so sorry for the late response! I'm really been out of internet but its cool I'm just gotting ur message! Are you in Benin now, if yes we meet soon and we shall see soon! Now the problem is how am I gonna locate you when you have no cell to call me or I call you! Ok you could talk to one of the Safari staffs or any hotel that you are to get you to the phoneboot or get you a line for you to call me on +<snipped>! Baby please get a new line of cell over there in Benin to call me so I can meet you there soon!

Oh Mandy can't really wait to meet and to be with you, really feeling lonely. I'm glad you love me as I do and I won't let you down.

Please get back to me as soon as possible!

Take good care of yourself..

Zeke!...

ETA: I pile it on, dripping in carrots, I want this lad to travel after all:

Quote:

Zeke,

I am SO disappointed. I waited for you for hours and you didn't show. Then the shuttle bus arrived and I had to leave Cotonou. Oh Zeke, I thought you were the one, but you turned out to be like all the other men I've dated over the years. i wanted a man who liked me for e and not my tits, and I thought you could be the one but I guess it wasn't meant to be

I tried to get a phone while I was in Cotonou but the shuttle bus arrived and I had to leave. Currently (at a guess) we are several hundred miles north and there is no signal (which is why I guess it's a getaway, no phones, no internet. I had to get permission from just to use the office computer. Normally they wouldn't but you are a paid up guest and so they let me email you.

Oh Zeke, I cried myself to sleep last night, we were supposed to be here together, spending money like it was going out of fashion. Don't tell anyone, but I brought over $50,000 Australian dollars to spend it on you, and I have no-one to spend it with.

Please join me here, Get on that fucking bus and get your sweet hot ass here to Benin. I promise to make worth your while

Mandy

ETA: Lad gets back to me cries poverty yet again

Quote:

Hi Mandy, I'm really not happy for have not meet you! Its so hard to get to Cotonou there from Nigeria when I never know the actual time ur gonna arrived and where u gonna land to! Maybe you don't know West Africa are not like Americas! Europe and Asia where internet and all Communication are easily use! Now Mandy ur gotting our meeting more complicated for me cus I believe you should have all the neccessary arrangment done down! How do I locate you over there when I get to Cotonou and I guess you knew I'm poor, I av to borrow money in order to travel down there! if I get there and I couldn't locate you, how do I go back to Nigeria! This are the things I'm putting into consideration mylove! Now if you really want me there, then you have to make ur location easy for me.
1. What is the name of the hotel you lodge in ?
2. What is the address of the place?
3. How do I get there.

I need you to make this travel down there ease for me. I'm just a poor man here, cany just borrow money to travel down there and I couldn't found you.

Mandy I hope you could understand how I felf now! I really want to be with you and hold you, kiss you but seems distance won't allow me cuz I can't locate you in Cotonou..

Get back to me baby! Really loves you so much!

Take care!!

Mandy's not having any of it. In an language fueled email, she basically tears him a new one, and offers more carrots:

Quote:

Zeke,

YOU'RE not happy? How the f*ck do you think I feel? I am thousands of miles from home in a country I know nothing about surrounded by people I do not know. I have no phone, barely have an internet connection surrounded by animals and rivers and sh*t. I feel so lonely here at Simba without you. I have all this money and no-one to spend it on. I had planned to ditch this place and travel back to Cotonou with you so you could show me the malls, but I think if you do not turn up I will just return to being a lonely old spinster in Melbourne.

As for my plans I sent you my itinerary WEEKS AGO as an easy to read screenshot of my flight plans, you just chose to ignore it (and ME)!!! I know that your poor (you keep telling me, how can I ignore it), but right now I don't care if you have to borrow money. JUST DO IT and get over here. I said before I will happily pay you back and now I am so desperate I will pay you back double what you spend, so you won't be out of pocket and in fact will have your own spending money. Hell, if you get here, I might even break into the savings and give you some serious cash. Then you wouldn't have to cry poor anymore!

As a reminder, I have attached the screenshot of the flight details I sent you on facebook OVER a month ago! The shuttle bus picks up passengers for Simba every day in front of the Benin marina hotel and the phone number's on the website I sent you.

<website link snipped>

Zeke, I have worked so hard to make it easy for you to travel to Benin and meet me at the airport, I sent you screenshots, website links and reminders and still you missed me! You can't possibly imagine how disappointed i am that you are not here to meet me, maybe I should have gone to Kano with the other Zeke. It wouldn't been the same, but you Nigeria was nice, maybe he could have shown me a better time. No f*ck it, I want the real thing, not his doppelganger, I want YOU Zeke. Pull your finger out of your ass, do a bit of work and get your hot ass over to Benin. then ring the safari camp and arrange for the shuttle bus to pick you up.

I should be flat on my back with your big f*cking dick pounding my hot pussy, not crying into a pillow surrounded by champagne and chocolates. You want me to get fat?

Mandy

Let's see if that works... Wink

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:16 am

^^^^

Oh this is going to be so great. I so hope you get the safari, you deserve it! I am rolling over your last message to him Evil Lol

Fiancé looking at me like I am nuts (well, that is debatable.) the

You want me to get fat?

Can't.breathe!!!

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:44 am

Thanks somebuddy. Am in a public library as I type, am getting strange looks as I giggle to your response.

A bit of research has pointed at that lad is using his Blackberry to email me, hence the British IP Address, that could be troublesome to prove shithead has traveled. I may need to make some fake emails to get him to use a cafe

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:13 am

I have had those looks in both Starbucks and library myself. I know what you mean. You're sitting there quietly reading the forum, start to have a little smile, then a giggle and then BWWAAAA!!! SNORT SNORT Evil Lol

And that's on a slow day! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:38 am

Eater ALWAYS cheers me up, and I've had a rough year!

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:23 am

^^^ Yeah, I use eater as part of my bio-feedback for my pain management. Totally takes my mind off my physical pain, well, except for my sides hurting for laughing so hard. I love this bait and come hell or high water, you ARE going to get a safari out of this one!

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:07 am

Phil Yerboots always manages to bring a smile to my dial with his baits, it was an HONOUR to cobait with him!

But then, he uses Salavador Dali as a profile pic from time to time, and International chrysis was one of his muses Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:14 am

Got the same message TWICE from our lad. I think the odds are starting to improve for a safari:

Quote:

Hello baby! I'm so sorry for the pains had cause you! I really want to be with you so soon, so I'm doing all that possible to get over there soon. I just sent simba camp a email just now at <snipped email addy>, I hope to read back from them! I will surely make my way there as soon as I got response from them! Be expecting me soon!! I love you and can't wait to give it to you! Lol!

will edit in a response as soon as I think of one

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:49 am

Fortunately the good people of simba on to it and have responded to our lad. I send him this back:

Quote:

Zeke,

I am so happy to hear you will join me. has assured me he will get back to you as soon as time permits. while I may have bugger all to do the staff here are extremely busy (and quite a few of the guys here are pretty cute, you might have some competition).

Let me know when you arrive

Mandy

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:16 am

Quote:

Phil Yerboots always manages to bring a smile to my dial with his baits, it was an HONOUR to cobait with him!

Was it a D0nut bait? I read one and I totally lost it.

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:39 pm

^Yeah me and Chrys go way back to the time of The Spooners! (famous in this forum and superb Love baiting. Sadly no longer active) I didn't know about the Dali/Chrysis link. Interesting.

Thanks for the big up, IC. One day we'll have to start a bait together from the beginning Very Happy

@somebuddyathome - Not sure which bait Chrys is referring to as he's helped me out on a couple. "Pee's 50 Shades of Twilight" was the most recent.

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:05 pm

Bernie wrote:

Dear Mister Zeke,

Yes, Miss Amanda is a guest here, and we are expecting you.When shall
you arrive?

I am delighted that you have heard such good things about the Simba
Safari Camps and the outstanding level of comfort that we strive to
provide for our guests.
We see you as a unique individual, and tailor make our safari and
excursions to fit into your busy schedule, offering you a wonderful
experience in relaxed yet luxurious surroundings.

Therefore we are delighted to learn that you will soon be joining us at
Simba Safari Camp - Benin.
Accordingly, your booking confirmation is this email.

Please also find use this email as your E-ticket for our complimentary shuttle
bus service from Parakou to the Simba Safari Camp.
During your transfer to the Simba Safari Camp complimentary soft drinks
and snacks are provided for your comfort.

Our complimentary shuttle bus service will collect all guests outside
of:
Hotel Bourgogne
BP 130, Natitingou, Benin
at 5:45pm local time.

It is important that you bring a copy of your shuttle bus E-ticket with
you so that our driver/guide will be able to check your name against our
expected guestlist.
However, photo ID is not strictly necessary, and our company policy
has recently been relaxed in this respect.

Once again, we are delighted to welcome you, and trust that you will
have a wonderful safari experience at
Simba Safari Camp - Benin.

Best regards,

Bernie Rhodes
Operations Manager - Simba Safari Group Ltd
Tel: +44 0701 422 6666
Fax: +44 0701 422 6222
Email: [email protected]
http://simbasafarigroupltd.webs.com

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:48 pm

The safari watch has begun!

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:35 am

Quote:

Not sure which bait Chrys is referring to as he's helped me out on a couple. "Pee's 50 Shades of Twilight" was the most recent.

Found It! I love long threads, they give me hours of side splitting fun. I know what I am doing tonight! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:56 am

the good doctor has indeed worked his magic with the above email! I too am on safari watch, especially after this:

Quote:

Hi! Baby i got ur mail and I'm so happy to read back from you! I'm so sorry honey for had not been there with you. Yes I had went for the international passport to travel down there and it said to be ready tomorrow. I'd got all my traveling documents down only the Passport left out and will be ready tomorrow! That's I'm leaving here to you with the next available flight tomorrow as soon as the passport done. I really missed you and can't wait any longer to be with you! I'd tried as many times to reach you thru the Camp toll free number I got from the site but its not going thru.

Take care of yourself for I will there soon and very soon!

Kiss baby Muaah

ETA... I accidentally punched up the website for the fake concert ticket generator instead of the fake name generator and decided to go with it. Turns out I bought him tickets to my favourite performer Ora Pluvo:

Quote:

Babe,

That is GREAT news! And you'll need your passport hon, because I am
taking you to Germany! My favourite performer ever Ora Pluvo is doing a
one off show at the Goldenes duschens Nightclub in Urolagnia on December
1st and I've gotten tickets for both of us. I've attached yours to this
email, so print it out, as it doubles as an e-ticket!

I can't wait for you to get here, make sure you follow the rules of the
shuttle bus to the letter. And don't worry that you didn't get through
this place is very popular! Maybe leave a message next time, it took me
several attempts to get through to the offices as well!

I'm so happy I could shit!

Let me know when you get to Benin. Do me a favour, I forgot to get a
photo of the hotel, can you take a selfie in front of it?

Mandy

On the ticket, Ora Pluvo is performing at Goldenes Duschen Nightclub in Urolagnia, and the ticket is sponsored by cawodydd aur... ALL references to Golden showers Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:48 am

I have my fingers crossed that you get this! I am really rooting for you! I can't wait to read lad pain. It makes me so happy, so very very happy! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:23 pm

Quote:

Not sure which bait Chrys is referring to as he's helped me out on a couple. "Pee's 50 Shades of Twilight" was the most recent.

Read this last night and for those of you who haven't, it's a MUST READ!

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:31 pm

^^^ I've had it open since I saw you post it. I'm done emailing my pets so I think it's time to start reading!

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:47 am

This came in from your lad, when "Zeke" wrote:

Hello Bernin Rhodes, I'm juwon a brother to Zeke of Amanda's guess. Zeke had left Nigeria for Simba Safaru Camp in Benin as early morning of yesterday and never heard from him if he had got there or not. Please I will want you people to confirm his arrived there cuz we re so worried about him here! Have him contact me as soon as possible here at +234XXXXX or replied to this email. I'm his brother so I has access to his email anytime.

Thanks hope to read back from you.

Your lad may have travelled. His "brother" is on a blackberry, but the phone number he is using is in Nigeria.

How do you want me to answer this? Tell me in PM.

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:23 am

I get the same message. IP Address resolves back to the blackberry:

Quote:

Hello Mandy, I'm Juwon a brother to Zeke! Just want to let you know that zeke has leave for Camfari Camp as early as 5am today, he's already on it way to you and I'm sure he should join u tonight! Please have him reply to this email as soon as he get over there!! He could also have me contact here +<snipped>.

Thanks Mandy.
Juwon.
---------------

ETA: I reply and get his name wrong a lot:

Quote:

Juwon (did I spell that right?),

As soon as he gets to town, I asked him to take a selfie in front of the hotel. Partly because I forgot to take a photo of the place myself, but mostly so I know he arrived safe and sound.

To be honest Jim, I do worry about him. I am still so far away, and I don't know anything about the areas he's travelling in.

Jimoin, I will worry a great deal less once he arrives in town and is on the shuttle bus, I guarantee to f*ck him like never before. hopefully he comes up with that selfie

Mandy

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