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Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:37 am

^^^^You're such a cleaver little bugger Evil Lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

This little shit is so far beyond stupid.

To "Mary Kate"

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Thanks my Love not the muzik is what i am interested in but your soul i want to be with you all my life. okay i will send you my phone number

To my "agency"

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Thanks Nene for your effort on helping me but i want you to know that i am good in many things not rap so if you can make a chance for another thing i will love that

I'm not ! I'll find something he's "good" at. I'll push the cooking show.

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:18 pm

I did a google search for nigerian cooking shows because I was curious. I found this pic and just had to say WTF?!?!? Confused

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Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:40 pm

^^^^ What the....??

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

From my dot com:

I will forward your message to .

I have a few other opportunities you may want to think about. I will discuss these with Ms. Hilton and will provide you with details once we have something figured out.

Sincerely,
Prissy

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Thanks for your Respond and i will want to say big thanks i will be waiting and i promise to make your Organization be the best with all my effort and hard work

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

From whatever my name is (I think I'm MaryKate at this point)

Thanks my love. I can call you tomorrow when I get your phone number.
Love you!

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My love i will love to hear your voice and also i will like to give you sex on the phone will you like that?

I'd rather eat roadkill.

I don't think sex on the phone is proper at this time in our relationship. I just want to hear your voice.

Darling, please be honest with me, do you want to leave Nigeria? I won't be mad if you want to stay there.
It must be scary to leave your country, it is something that may be too hard for you.

I love you.

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:23 am

Phone sex? Evil Lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I'm only getting one and two word replies from this eejit.
He went silent so I sent:

Did you find another woman? I am so lonely. Please write.

I love you,
Mary Kate

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Why will i find another woman when you are here with me i felt you are busy to write me nor call me i miss you so much and i know that what you have under your leg which is known as *DELETED* i see it as gold to me so no woman can ever take you away from me.

Babes i want to send u some of my funny pix like my dick and wen i am on bed half naked and can you send me urs too and also when you are in your house and car and many more please my Love

I am interested in You

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I'm so disappointed in you.
I want this relationship to work, I really do.
You never bothered to send in your audition video.
Now you want my naked pics?
No.
I need a man who wants success and fame.
That is not you.

Goodbye.

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Babes i got your E-mail and i want you to know that i never disappointed you even if i wanted your naked pix it is for me to feel you body and nothing, as for the audition video i told you that i am not good in rap which i even wrote Nene and told her that which i want you to know that that.

Listen my Love i always want you and i will want you for life.

It's looking like I'll get a sandtimer before I get this audition video.

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:19 pm

Nene? I'm insulted. She would be too!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

The lad must be hearing of Real Housewives of Atlanta?

I think you don't think you have talent. You don't know that until they see your video. Let them help you get here to me!
Send me the audition and I will tell you if they can do something to help you get here! I need something from you to show them
that you can work at becoming part of this company.

Once you send me the audition I will send you naked pix. Ok?

I hope you aren't playing with my heart. I need you here with me and not so far away!
This is the only way we can do this thing! I have people here willing to show you how to model or act or even lip sync to songs that they
will write for you!

If only you would try just a little bit....

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i know you want to help me and i will try my best but what i am good in is model and acting not rap

Let them see your audition so they can see your stance and your posture. They will evaluate whether you can be either a model or if
you can be in the lineup for a cooking show they need a model or actor for.

Just try!
I can't do all the work here! I have all the talent coaches doing me a favor just for you but you never submitted the audition.
It is frustrating to me! They think you are not real and I am talking about a non real person here.
I am so embarrassed!

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Babe i know you may think i am not serious but i dont want to fail you nor make you look weak to them, i have told you what i am good in and thats the fact.

Try and seek for a way to get me this one i can handle

I am interested in You

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I pushed this bastard hard for the video, we may have to settle on forms and humiliating photos for now.

I want us to be successful. I have no other new talent for this agency. They will fire me soon.
I told them you had an audition video, if you don't send it they will fire me for sure.
They think I have lied to them.

It doesn't matter if it is a bad video, I just have to prove to them I didn't lie and then I can keep my job.
They know you don't want to do rap, they just need to see you on video and you can be in the books for model work.

Do you understand?

Please if you love me do this please!
I can't live without an income. I need you on this. We can work together on this and be happy!
If I lose this job I have nothing and will never get you here.

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Babes i dont want anything to hurt nor affect you because when you cry i feel pains in me and i dont want my Angel to cry nor be hurt, i will do that but my love can you try and assist me with $50 to enable me take shots of the vidoe

I am interested in You

I can't give you any money since I got fired today.
Thanks for NOTHING!

I hate you.

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Listen its not my fault i told you what i am good in

I am interested in You

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Well fuck!
I'm unemployed and you and I will never meet now.
Thanks a lot!

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I am sorry my Love

I am interested in You

I was stupid to have faith in you.
Goodbye

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

From the talent agency:

Dear Sir,

I am sure you are now aware that your prior agent, Ms. Hilton, has been
fired from this agency.

Prior to closing your file I would like to ask if you would like to
remain on our database as talent.

Should you be interested in becoming a listed talent, you will need to
have your application on file with us.

Please find enclosed our application. It will need to be sent to us no
later than Monday, November 11, 2013. This is something your agent
should have had you provide to us in the past. This oversight and her
failure to provide talent for this agency is something we do not tolerate.

Do contact me should you have any questions.

True to form, this shitwit is a day late and a dollar short:

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I will fill the form and return it back to you as soon as possible

I am interested in You

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:04 pm

GINGER IS BACK!!! YAY!!!

I have missed you and I hope this means you are feeling better.

I find it funny that he wrote "I am interested in you" in his last email. Does he not understand stand he's not talking to you, but the agency?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I missed ya too. Grandma's chicken soup worked wonders. I don't know who's grandma I stole it from, but it was great!

This lad doesn't pay attention to his auto siggy in his emails. I won't point it out to him. It makes him appear lazy and foolish.

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:17 pm

[quote="Ginger Lee"] It makes him appear lazy and foolish.[/quote]

not mention stupid

Glad you are feeling better,welcome back Very Happy

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:23 pm

I've missed this pet of yours!!

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