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Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:53 pm

I'm not sure what the Heck I stepped in but it sure doesn't smell good. This Lad 'Persuaded' me to chat and then didn't chat. In between every line imagine cobwebs growing on my keyboard. I did not age well today and I’m not sure if I can carry this forward unless this is merely Dayshift Scammer:

Quote:

WasteofSpace: Morning how are you doing
TruckerJohn: I am good and how are you?
WasteofSpace: Good too.... Am sorry where did you found me
TruckerJohn: I saw you on a Dating Site.
TruckerJohn: I thought you were very Pretty.
WasteofSpace: So am not pretty..... Lol....
TruckerJohn: Yes you are Darling. Why don't you tells more bout yourself?
WasteofSpace: So why do you wanna know about whom is not pretty?
TruckerJohn: Hah. Why you saying such things?
WasteofSpace: Because of what you just said... Lol...
TruckerJohn: I said you was very Pretty.
WasteofSpace: No you lier
TruckerJohn: Why you saying that? I ain’t lying.
WasteofSpace: Ok
TruckerJohn: So are you gonna tell me more about yourself?
WasteofSpace: Tell detailed about you
TruckerJohn: Well I'm single and live in Oklahoma and I drive truck for a living is all. How a bout you Little Lady?
WasteofSpace: Am sarah where are you from
TruckerJohn: I'm from Oklahoma in USA.
WasteofSpace: Are you born here
TruckerJohn: Yes I was here and always lived in these parts I have. How’s about you?
WasteofSpace: Ok but am a trader of antique but the product i sold doesn't go well any more.
TruckerJohn: What were you selling Baby Doll?
WasteofSpace: Antiques
TruckerJohn: Oh I see. I like them old things I do.

WasteofSpace: Am 28 whats bout you?
TruckerJohn: I'm 37 is that too old for you?
WasteofSpace: But you said you're a commercial driver
TruckerJohn: Sure am!
WasteofSpace: No not too old
TruckerJohn: That's Sweet of you to say.
WasteofSpace: Why cant you put a picture for me to see you?
TruckerJohn: How bout I mail you one and you mail me one to [email protected]???
WasteofSpace: Do that and i do
TruckerJohn: Ten four Darling. Give me a minute?
WasteofSpace: Ten four means?
TruckerJohn: Aww Sorry there Darling. It means affirmative.
WasteofSpace: You look good wow you're fine... I love that...
TruckerJohn: Aww thats sweet. You gonna send me yours?
WasteofSpace: I can't send it here let me get a pc
TruckerJohn: Oh. What you using Darling?
WasteofSpace: Mobile
TruckerJohn: Oh I understand. I was just hoping to see you is all.
WasteofSpace: Ok
TruckerJohn: So what you doing today?
WasteofSpace: Am just at home
TruckerJohn: I'm waiting for a load of freight so I can head on over to Chi-town. Where'd you say you was living?
WasteofSpace: Texas and you
TruckerJohn: Just outside Tulsa. I sure wish you’d chat more.
WasteofSpace: I dont talk too much

Well I'm off to cry myself to sleep now....

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:20 pm

WOW! Just wow. You sure know how to find them OP, you really do!

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

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I dont talk too much

Erm.. Isn't that a good thing. Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 7:21 pm

Don't you feel pretty now? Embarassed

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 7:33 pm

This just in:

Quote:

Talk to you later.... Am sorry...

You're Sorry??????

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Is this my purple haired mutt by chance? I have caught one stupid little brick that I have told repeatedly I will not chat and he asks for my addy then PMs me to ask me to add him again.

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:50 pm

I don't even know how this one found me or how I found him as it all started with a huge bout of insomnia. The Lad is starting to torment me now so it seems a new shift has entered the Cafe.

Anyhow does Sarah Debbie mean anything to you?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Mine is calling itself Carmelinacorn. Purple hair and half fang piercing.

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:09 pm

^I know the one. Wanna Trade?

Quote:

Ftard:No why cant you put your picture on your profile
Truckerjohn: I'm not too used to using that Yahoo. I done sent you a picture.
Ftard:So you seem not real
Truckerjohn: Why you saying that I sent you a picture didn't I?
FTARD is running a version of Yahoo! Messenger that does not support plug-ins.
Truckerjohn: It says I can't share pictures with you cause I tried.
You have canceled the invitation to start photo sharing.
Ftard:You do
Truckerjohn: I don't understand
Ftard:You sent it
Truckerjohn: Yes I did mail you a picture Darling but why does that make me a bad man?
Ftard:Ok am sorry for that
Truckerjohn: Thank you Darling.
Ftard:Are you married
Truckerjohn: No Ma'am I'm single. How bout you?
LONG PAUSE (BUT YOU KNEW THAT DIDN’T YOU?)
Truckerjohn: Honey I need to type a bit faster cause this ain't going no where.
Ftard:Single too
Truckerjohn: That sure is nice. So what do you for fun?
Ftard:Chatting,make a lot of friend,swim and lots more
Truckerjohn: What do you like to chat about?
Ftard:Why asking? lol.....
Truckerjohn: Because I'm interested in you.
Ftard:Lol..... You're not my choice...
Ftard:Lol..... You're not my choice...
Truckerjohn: Oh so we should say goodbye then?
Ftard:Why that?
Truckerjohn: Well you done said that I wasn't your choice.
Ftard:I just wanna test your ability
Truckerjohn: My ability for what Little Lady?
Ftard:Ok
Truckerjohn: So why are you testing me?
Ftard:Am getting annoyed calling me little lady
Truckerjohn: Oh I'm sorry its just a term of endearment. What you want me to call you Darling?
Ftard:Am very sad to hear that.
Truckerjohn: Why are you sad?

So who is Baiting me? Well whatever this is, they are a better Guy/Gal/Bot than I....

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:29 am

Quote:

Ftard

Oh.my.gosh! Evil Lol

You made my night!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Quote:

Little Lady

They seem to get very offended at this term. I have used it before and got one upset PM in return. "I am not Little". Now I make sure to use it often!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:31 am

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You're not my choice...
You're not my choice...

Wow what rock did this one slither out from under? No nicey nicey you're the perfect man BS? Just straight to the attitude!?

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:06 am

GTmama wrote:

Wow what rock did this one slither out from under? No nicey nicey you're the perfect man BS? Just straight to the attitude!?

Perhaps someone told them Western women are more assertive, and in their little shriveled misogynist minds that equates with c*nty twats?

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:22 am

Obviously a low level scammer-hostility does not lead to WU transfers. His oga should slap him silly.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:11 pm

@nv - I've never had a Scammer get offended by Little Lady before but two separate ones called me on it yesterday. It feels so good knowing that I've been pissing them off but Greed has somehow kept their Tongues Firmly Clamped in their Scamming Jaws.

This idiot really is too Stupid to Steal. I logged in my Chat and had this waiting for me:

Quote:

Don't borther your self

AND a bit of Dickens:

Quote:

Hi

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times....Wait a minute this really Sucked! It was the Worst of times. The End!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:07 pm

Firstly I Apologize Profusely for what you are about to read! Secondly this Lad is much more Palatable when I'm getting paid by the Hour!

Quote:

TruckerJohn: I guess you is napping
MaldeTete:Am not really but so busy..
TruckerJohn: Oh. So what are you doing?
MaldeTete:Cooking
TruckerJohn: What are you cooking?
MaldeTete:Wheat for my granny
TruckerJohn: How old is your Granny?
MaldeTete:69
TruckerJohn: I like that number a whole bunch Little Lady.
MaldeTete:Ok but shes not that old
TruckerJohn: You mean she's not 69 Little Baby Doll?
MaldeTete:Yeah
TruckerJohn: So how old is she really Little Honey Child?
MaldeTete:She's really 69
TruckerJohn: Oh I thought you told me she was younger than that Tiny Little Baby Gal.
MaldeTete:No shes not
TruckerJohn: Okay I think I'm getting it Sweet Child O Mine.
MaldeTete:Meaning
TruckerJohn: Well that she actually is 69 years old Pretty Little Dolly Face. So how do you cook Wheat for her Itty Bitty Child Baby Gal?
MaldeTete:I prepared it some how.
TruckerJohn: That is my favorite!!! Wow I love a Pea headed Baby cooking some how I do.
MaldeTete:Ok you married
TruckerJohn: Naw I'm Single Little Laddy. How bout you?
MaldeTete:Single
Last message received on 06/11 at 2:26 PM
TruckerJohn: A like that in my MicroCephalic Girly Friends I do!
MaldeTete:Ok
TruckerJohn: So what you wearing?
MaldeTete:Pant only
TruckerJohn: You mean you ain't got no shirt on??? Hot Dawg that sure is Sexy Little Girl with the Boobies hanging out like some sort of poor person or something like that I spose.
MaldeTete:Yeah what about you?
TruckerJohn: I'm just in my Gold Unitard for the moment cause I'm lounging next to my Liberace Statue I am.
MaldeTete:Ok
MaldeTete:So what are your plans?
TruckerJohn: Oh I figured that I'd go and Choke the Chicken then maybe Cornhole a Wino later but nothing too much really. So howsa bout you? So what does your Daddy do for work?
MaldeTete:Same
Same
TruckerJohn: You mean your Daddy was a Men's room Attendant too? I sure did love it when I got to go on Take your Kids to work Day.
MaldeTete:Ok
TruckerJohn: Little Child we sure do have so much in common don't we?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

There is something very wrong/right with your pet and it looks like fun! I am surprised he does not disconnect like they often do when you go off the wall with them.

I can't even get my idiot to email me. He is stuck in chat.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:39 pm

^^^ well, I wanted to quote the whole thing but instead I'll just say, Mals in a golden unitard... Be still my little heart!!💕💕💕

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOwO9rXgARs This is what pops to my mind but the unitard isn't quite complete.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:30 pm

OP, I think you just broke my brain. *insert demented giggles drawing worried stare from bf*

Then I read the line about the unitard to him. Share the insanity!

And yes, the pet appears broken. I am not sure how we can fix it, since it appears to be missing crucial parts...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:53 pm

next victim wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOwO9rXgARs This is what pops to my mind but the unitard isn't quite complete.

LMFAO.... That's Mals!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:45 pm

next victim wrote:

Quote:

There is something very wrong/right with your pet and it looks like fun!

All I can say is that it became Fun once I got chained to a desk for the day. I was absent from work for a couple days and was somewhat delinquent last week so I had a bunch of paperwork to catch up on. Since this Lad or whatever it is doesn't respond at light speed He/She/It was really easy to multitask around.

As far as that video goes...well if Mals were to put on the Stinky Mask that would be just about right. Mind you Mals has a Huckleberry Hound Tattoo on his right bicep and various other Hanna-Barbera characters strewn across his frame....

Shit! I'm at home and 'Dumber than Stump' has engaged me in Battle. Best suit up....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Git R Done brother Mals! I'd bet dollars to donuts your idiot can finger this un. If he cain't he ain't worth the gumball machine ring you were gonna prepose wit!

M R Ducks Poem
1. M R Ducks
M R Knot
O S A R, C M Wangs?
L I B
M R Ducks

2. M R Mice
M R Knot
O S A R, C M E D B D Feet?
L I B
M R Mice

3. M R Snakes
M R Knot
O S A R, C M B D Eyes?
L I B
M R Snakes
Posted by M J at 10:21 AM

I am dropping this to Grace in the morn.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:16 am

^^^^

oh my gosh NV, I lost it!

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:01 am

Hahaha... NV, I have family members that speak just like that!!