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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Conversation started Saturday
James Sarah
10/26, 7:25pm
James Sarah

hi
Derrick
10/26, 7:26pm
Derrick

Hello. Have we met prior?

Excuse me for one mintue please. I'll be right back
James Sarah
10/26, 7:27pm
James Sarah

okay
Derrick
10/26, 7:28pm
Derrick

Sorry, i'm back now
James Sarah
10/26, 7:31pm
James Sarah

am watting
Derrick
10/26, 7:31pm
Derrick

I am here now

Are you not seeing my messages?
James Sarah
10/26, 7:32pm
James Sarah

am seeing it.. where are you from?
Derrick
10/26, 7:33pm
Derrick

I live in Fort Cobb Oklahoma. Where are you from?
James Sarah
10/26, 7:35pm
James Sarah

Am from Ohio...Are yuo single or married?
Derrick
10/26, 7:35pm
Derrick

I am divorced. You?
James Sarah
10/26, 7:35pm
James Sarah

Am single..How old are you?
Derrick
10/26, 7:36pm
Derrick

51. You?
James Sarah
10/26, 7:38pm
James Sarah

Am 46yeras old..what do you do for living?
Derrick
10/26, 7:38pm
Derrick

I am a drilling consultant. What do you do and do you have any kids?
James Sarah
10/26, 7:39pm
James Sarah

nope...do you have a house and a car?
Derrick
10/26, 7:39pm
Derrick

I have several of each

I have to maintain a fleet of cars and trucks for my work
James Sarah
10/26, 7:40pm
James Sarah

okay..what are you looking for online?
Derrick
10/26, 7:41pm
Derrick

I would hope to find a woman that might want to spend a life together but that might be sking a lot

What are you hoping for?
James Sarah
10/26, 7:42pm
James Sarah

Am looking for a man that will show me true love and take good care of me and my only sister i have....
Derrick
10/26, 7:43pm
Derrick

I guess time might tell if you find me to be that man
James Sarah
10/26, 7:44pm
James Sarah

do you me i should give you a chance?
Derrick
10/26, 7:44pm
Derrick

If you choose to

I was kind of surprised that you sent me a request. You are a pretty lady
James Sarah
10/26, 7:46pm
James Sarah

Thank you...

But do you have a cell and a PC...
Derrick
10/26, 7:47pm
Derrick

What was it you were saying of your sister above?

I have a PC right here and my work phone
James Sarah
10/26, 7:48pm
James Sarah

Can you get me a cell phone and a PC..because am useing my friend pc here and am not happy
Derrick
10/26, 7:49pm
Derrick

I just met you

I don't find that appropriate at all
James Sarah
10/26, 7:49pm
James Sarah

I know but you can?
Derrick
10/26, 7:49pm
Derrick

No

That would be foolish of me

you are typing on a phone already
James Sarah
10/26, 7:50pm
James Sarah

why?with time you can?
Derrick
10/26, 7:50pm
Derrick

You don't need another
James Sarah
10/26, 7:50pm
James Sarah

am useing my friend own.
Derrick
10/26, 7:51pm
Derrick

I just met you a few minutes ago and now you think I should buy you things?

Is this some joke?
James Sarah
10/26, 7:51pm
James Sarah

but you said you love me?
Derrick
10/26, 7:51pm
Derrick

I disd not say that
James Sarah
10/26, 7:52pm
James Sarah

okay...
Sunday
James Sarah
10/27, 5:53pm
James Sarah

hey
Derrick
10/27, 5:55pm
Derrick

Good day howa re you doing?
James Sarah
10/27, 5:56pm
James Sarah

Am gud and you?
Derrick
10/27, 5:56pm
Derrick

I am still alive and kicking so I can't complain

Did you do the churching stuff this morning?
James Sarah
10/27, 5:56pm
James Sarah

why?

Nope...
Derrick
10/27, 5:57pm
Derrick

I never complain
James Sarah
10/27, 5:57pm
James Sarah

ok
Derrick
10/27, 5:57pm
Derrick

I don't do that stuff wither

I don't believe in fairy tales
James Sarah
10/27, 5:57pm
James Sarah

ok
Derrick
10/27, 5:59pm
Derrick

I love one word talks

So informative
James Sarah
10/27, 5:59pm
James Sarah

ok
Derrick
10/27, 6:00pm
Derrick

Give me a minute I need to scratch my watch and check my ass

ok?
James Sarah
10/27, 6:00pm
James Sarah

Okay..
Derrick
10/27, 6:00pm
Derrick

yes
James Sarah
10/27, 6:02pm
James Sarah

am witting
Derrick
10/27, 6:02pm
Derrick

ok
Derrick
10/27, 6:11pm
Derrick

Hello?
James Sarah
10/27, 6:11pm
James Sarah

Am here with you
Derrick
10/27, 6:11pm
Derrick

Good to see you say something real for a change
James Sarah
10/27, 6:12pm
James Sarah

ok
Derrick
10/27, 6:12pm
Derrick

no

I

bi!
Sunday
James Sarah
10/27, 11:59pm
James Sarah

Hello
Today
Derrick
8:55am
Derrick

Hello
Today
James Sarah
1:47pm
James Sarah

Am gud and You?

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:48 pm

FFS, that is the most bottom of the barrel lad I've seen. Shoot it!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I smell a short career path for this idget. The profile claims to be a graduate of ISU. I think he is the reason I have some man trying to friend me there with almost the same information.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Derrick
10/28, 3:44pm
Derrick

I am fine. What are you doing today?
Tuesday
James Sarah
10/29, 4:58am
James Sarah

Think about you and you?
Derrick
10/29, 7:30am
Derrick

I am thinking of you as well.
James Sarah
10/29, 8:41am
James Sarah

I wise you can get me a cell phone.
Today
Derrick
5:13am
Derrick

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:53 pm

They probably have someone tell them to go on the internet and people from US will be glad to buy them gifts, because we're all rich and have nothing better to do with our money. Plus they think they are owed it because of what the white men have done to them. (I have seen that in several rants from lads- it's why they have no compunction for scamming people)

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I don't think I agree that the lack of guilt is due to any belief that the whites owe them so much as the filthy greed that people have created in that area. They don't care if their victim is white, if they can steal with little to no effort they will. They are just your ordinary pig no matter where they are from.

James Sarah
5:15am
James Sarah

Do you mean I should buy you a car?
Derrick
5:16am
Derrick

You mean I should buy you a phone?
James Sarah
5:23am
James Sarah

I did not have money to buy a car..
Derrick
5:24am
Derrick

Why do you think people should just buy you things?
James Sarah
5:30am
James Sarah

Because I need it.
Derrick
5:30am
Derrick

I need a car

You buy me a car, I will uy you a phone
James Sarah
5:32am
James Sarah

Nope..
Derrick
5:32am
Derrick

I guess you are seeing how crazy that really is
James Sarah
5:34am
James Sarah

Nope is because I did not have money..
Derrick
5:34am
Derrick

Then you have no business begging for things

Get a job and make money

When you want something you have to actually work for it
James Sarah
5:35am
James Sarah

Okay..

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Wednesday
Derrick
10/30, 6:16pm
Derrick

When you learn to actually write something other than your greedy desire for gadgets let me know.
James Sarah
10/30, 7:07pm
James Sarah

What do you mean?

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Thursday
Derrick
10/31, 4:46am
Derrick

I mean is this your only reason for being on facebook?
James Sarah
10/31, 4:49am
James Sarah

Am looking for a real man that will show me true love and You?
Derrick
10/31, 4:52am
Derrick

It would be nice to find a real woman. It isn't my exact reason for being here but I saw your photo with your request and thought I might take the chance.
James Sarah
10/31, 5:36am
James Sarah

Are you serious?Because I did not want to play a game and a hate lie..
Derrick
10/31, 5:37am
Derrick

Of course I am serious. What an odd question
James Sarah
10/31, 5:44am
James Sarah

Do you have any question to ask me?Where are you from?
Derrick
10/31, 5:46am
Derrick

I live in Oklahoma. Where are you?
James Sarah
10/31, 6:48am
James Sarah

Am from Ohio..How old are you?
Thursday
Derrick
10/31, 12:32pm
Derrick

I am 51, divorced with a daughter and 2 grandkids, soon to be 3. You?
James Sarah
10/31, 12:48pm
James Sarah

Am Single...Am 46yers old
Thursday
Derrick
10/31, 5:15pm
Derrick

You certainly look great for your age.

Ever thought of having children?
James Sarah
10/31, 5:22pm
James Sarah

what do you mean?
Derrick
10/31, 5:22pm
Derrick

By what dear?
James Sarah
10/31, 5:23pm
James Sarah

How you doing now?
Derrick
10/31, 5:23pm
Derrick

I am fine now. How are you?
James Sarah
10/31, 5:24pm
James Sarah

Am cool,what are you doing now?
Derrick
10/31, 5:24pm
Derrick

I just came in after repairing the phone line that my day crew worm ripped apart

I am working on my evening report
James Sarah
10/31, 5:25pm
James Sarah

oksy..Honey

ok

which report is that?
Derrick
10/31, 5:25pm
Derrick

My drilling report to the company I work for and to my office
James Sarah
10/31, 5:26pm
James Sarah

okay

which Bank Account are you useing?
Derrick
10/31, 5:26pm
Derrick

I m not sure the reason you would ask me that

Why would that matter?

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Friday
Derrick
11/1, 11:27am
Derrick

Hello? You did not answer my question?
James Sarah
11/1, 1:58pm
James Sarah

Some people are owning my Daddy some money now ready to pay back..they told me that they will need my husband bank account to transfer the money there..Honey
Derrick
11/1, 2:33pm
Derrick

Nobody usese your husbands bank account for any reason except me.

That is stupid fraud people telling you that lie

Tell them to send the check to you in your name
James Sarah
11/1, 2:34pm
James Sarah

They told me that they did not want me to waste the money..
Derrick
11/1, 2:37pm
Derrick

They do not get to tell you anything about it if it belongs to you or your father

They are full of shit
James Sarah
11/1, 2:39pm
James Sarah

Is belong to my Daddy but is dead now..
Derrick
11/1, 2:39pm
Derrick

Then tell them to write you the check and send it
James Sarah
11/1, 2:40pm
James Sarah

But the company is in the West African not in USA..
Derrick
11/1, 2:41pm
Derrick

Then you should probably tell them to fuck off. They will just send you a bad check
James Sarah
11/1, 2:43pm
James Sarah

The money is much,why do you want them to transfer the money to you and you will receiver it and you will send me out of and I will come there and live with you for the rest of my life.
Derrick
11/1, 2:44pm
Derrick

You open your own account. Get your money. then we will figure out getting you here.

None of it crosses through my bank
James Sarah
11/1, 2:45pm
James Sarah

They did not want to send it to my account.
Derrick
11/1, 2:46pm
Derrick

Then they were never going to send it to you
James Sarah
11/1, 2:47pm
James Sarah

They said they want man account.
Derrick
11/1, 2:48pm
Derrick

They arent getting mine

I hate stupid people that discriminate against women
James Sarah
11/1, 2:48pm
James Sarah

Ok
Derrick
11/1, 2:50pm
Derrick

There is no reason they can't send it to you

That is just outright ignorance
James Sarah
11/1, 2:53pm
James Sarah

Ok
Derrick
11/1, 2:54pm
Derrick

ok
Sunday
Derrick
11/3, 11:57am
Derrick

Hello.
Sunday
James Sarah
11/3, 3:28pm
James Sarah

Am cool and you?
Derrick
11/3, 4:46pm
Derrick

Am cool too.

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Today
James Sarah
4:51am
James Sarah

Am happy to hear that.

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:50 pm

This one is dumb as dirt, how does your head not explode?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Dumb as dirt but a good whipping boy to take my anger out on.

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:33 pm

^^^^^ My thoughts exactly!! Evil Lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

November 4
Me
11/4, 8:54am
Me

Good morning. How are you today?
November 4
James Sarah
11/4, 2:58pm
James Sarah

Am cool and yors?
November 5
Me
11/5, 6:21am
Me

Am cool and starting another day.
November 5
James Sarah
11/5, 1:45pm
James Sarah

Am happy to hear that..are you going to work today?
Me
11/5, 2:24pm
Me

I am always at work. I sleep out here from the start to finish of my job
James Sarah
11/5, 2:25pm
James Sarah

Okay..How was yor work today?Honey
Me
11/5, 2:26pm
Me

It is going fine. I am just figuring out my order now as I type to you How is your day?
James Sarah
11/5, 2:26pm
James Sarah

Am cool but not happy..Honey
Me
11/5, 2:27pm
Me

Now what?
James Sarah
11/5, 2:30pm
James Sarah

I told you I need a cell phone and a PC but you did not get me that..Honey
Me
11/5, 2:30pm
Me

I don't see that as my responsibility

Is that what you think people are here for?

You never bought my Cadillac so why are you complaining again?
James Sarah
11/5, 2:33pm
James Sarah

I know is not yor responsibility..But you show you love me..
Me
11/5, 2:34pm
Me

I have never claimed to love you and if you think love means you get high dollar crap you are sadly mistaken

Where is my Cadillac?
James Sarah
11/5, 2:35pm
James Sarah

Nope..But you show me love..
Me
11/5, 2:36pm
Me

You show me love too.

I don't understand your theory
James Sarah
11/5, 2:37pm
James Sarah

Yes..I show you love because I love you..
Me
11/5, 2:37pm
Me

Then where is my Cadillac honey?

See how reidiculous that looks?
James Sarah
11/5, 2:38pm
James Sarah

What do you mean by Cadillac?Honey
Me
11/5, 2:39pm
Me

Give me a second and I'll shw you a link to it

http://www.cadillac.com/xts-luxury-sedan.html
James Sarah
11/5, 2:41pm
James Sarah

Okay..
Me
11/5, 2:42pm
Me

I ordedred one but it isn't in yet. you gonna pay ofr it for me?
James Sarah
11/5, 2:43pm
James Sarah

Why..I did not have money..Honey
Me
11/5, 2:44pm
Me

I know you don't. You alos don't need any phone or PC because you have no money
James Sarah
11/5, 2:46pm
James Sarah

You can get me one..Honey
Me
11/5, 2:47pm
Me

No thanks

you can pay for my car
James Sarah
11/5, 2:49pm
James Sarah

I did not have if I have I will pay.. Are you using Bank Of American Account?
Me
11/5, 2:49pm
Me

I just love the way you think ths works
James Sarah
11/5, 2:50pm
James Sarah

Which Bank Account are you using?
Me
11/5, 2:50pm
Me

None of your business

you are not using my account
James Sarah
11/5, 2:52pm
James Sarah

I want some people to transfer a huge money to yor account..
Me
11/5, 2:53pm
Me

Then you are out of luck. Won't happen through mine
James Sarah
11/5, 2:54pm
James Sarah

What do you mean?
Me
11/5, 2:54pm
Me

Get your mind off my money, my bank and any of that

I am not here to play that greedy game horseshit
James Sarah
11/5, 2:55pm
James Sarah

Am not here for that too..
Me
11/5, 2:56pm
Me

Then shut up about money and banks before I get mad

Let me know when you are done thinking you will use me and I might come back online
James Sarah
11/5, 2:57pm
James Sarah

They are sending you my Daddy money because his died now..
November 6
Me
11/6, 12:15pm
Me

Honey stop with this stupid banking thing. I told you to sot that yourself. They owe you the money not me.
December 7
James Sarah
12/7, 10:25am
James Sarah

How you doing?
Me
12/7, 10:31am
Me

Good morning
James Sarah
12/7, 10:39am
James Sarah

Same to you
Me
12/7, 1:12pm
Me

It's been a while. What have you been doing?
December 8
James Sarah
12/8, 12:38am
James Sarah

am sick and you?

am sick and you?
December 8
Me
12/8, 4:19am
Me

I am trying not to get any sicker than I already was. I hope yo feel better now
James Sarah
12/8, 6:42am
James Sarah

Yes but not fulling..Honey
December 8
Me
12/8, 5:18pm
Me

I don't know what you mean
Wednesday
James Sarah
12/11, 7:29am
James Sarah

Am not okay yet.
Wednesday
Me
12/11, 11:04am
Me

I hope you get better soon
Thursday
James Sarah
12/12, 3:40am
James Sarah

Amen..Thank you
Thursday
Me
12/12, 6:42am
Me

I know nothing of that amen stuff but I hope you are starting to heal now
Thursday
James Sarah
12/12, 4:43pm
James Sarah

Yes
Friday
Me
12/13, 6:22am
Me

ok
Today
James Sarah
3:30am
James Sarah

How was your day today?Honey
Today
Me
2:44pm
Me

My day is very busy here but at least I am not at the doctors office still. How is yours?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:17 pm

Quote:

You never bought my Cadillac so why are you complaining again?

Good one! I like how you use this one as a whipping boi!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

This one is dense but let's see if I can milk a pig from him

December 18, 2013
James Sarah
12/18, 12:44pm
James Sarah

Am good and you!
December 18, 2013
Me
12/18, 4:45pm
Me

Goood
James Sarah
12/18, 5:08pm
James Sarah

Ok
December 19, 2013
Me
12/19, 7:00pm
Me

hi
December 20, 2013
James Sarah
12/20, 4:35pm
James Sarah

Am good and you
December 22, 2013
Me
12/22, 4:34am
Me

Am fine for now. Next week I go for a brain scan though.
December 22, 2013
James Sarah
12/22, 11:35am
James Sarah

Why
Me
12/22, 2:32pm
Me

Possibly for surgery
December 24, 2013
James Sarah
12/24, 4:20am
James Sarah

Ok
Me
12/24, 5:05am
Me

Hi
James Sarah
12/24, 5:06am
James Sarah

Am good ad you?
December 25, 2013
Me
12/25, 12:52am
Me

I am fine for now. Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2013
James Sarah
12/26, 6:43am
James Sarah

Same to you
Me
12/26, 9:05am
Me

Hi
December 29, 2013
James Sarah
12/29, 2:32am
James Sarah

am good and you?
December 29, 2013
Me
12/29, 12:29pm
Me

Me too
Sunday
James Sarah
1/5, 5:46pm
James Sarah

I wish to come there

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I just found this in my timeline

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In a Relationship with Donna Roberts
Yesterday
Donna Roberts's photo. (A Rebel flag photo)

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Me 5:43am Jan 6
I am sure you could hop on a plane and go anywhere you like

James Sarah
James Sarah 6:12am Jan 6
But i did not have money

Me 6:32am Jan 6
But what are you looking to come here for?

James Sarah
James Sarah 11:08am Jan 6
So we can wedd

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Me

That's nice! I hope you'll send me an invite. Who's the lucky partner?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

January 11

1/11, 6:09am
Me

Are you not telling me who you are to wedd?
January 12
James Sarah
1/12, 12:12am
James Sarah

You
January 16

1/16, 12:13pm
Me

but I hardly know anything about you
January 16
James Sarah
1/16, 11:57pm
James Sarah

What do u want to know about me?
January 18

1/18, 2:37pm
Me

i want to know everything but I cannot learn that one sentence at a time. I think we should move this to email so we can actually learn something. My address is @gmail.com
James Sarah
1/18, 4:08pm
James Sarah

I did not like mail.

1/18, 5:31pm
Me

I do not like this one sentence talk.
January 18
James Sarah
1/18, 9:29pm
James Sarah

Will u get me cell phone so u can cal me and we wil talk more
January 19

1/19, 4:57am
Me

No. Do you ever think of anything other than expensive shit you don't need?
January 21
James Sarah
1/21, 8:58am
James Sarah

why are you saying this to me?

1/21, 11:17am
Me

Why are you asking me for that?

you don't need a phone

You can't even be bohtered to write mails right
January 22
James Sarah
1/22, 2:01am
James Sarah

What do you want me to do for you now.
January 24

1/24, 5:05pm
Me

I want to know what you want from this? You seem to be after trinkets you don't need. You do not seem to be looking for a relationship at all.
January 25
James Sarah
1/25, 8:05am
James Sarah

Am here for relationship....and why do you ask?

1/25, 10:51am
Me

I ask because you have really told me nothing about yourself. You keep on trying to tell me you need phones and crap.
January 27
James Sarah
1/27, 11:16am
James Sarah

What do you want to know about me again?
February 1

2/1, 3:31pm
Me

I want to know if you have a personality. I can't learn that from asking you things I can only learn it if you learn to tell me about yourself.
Thursday
James Sarah
2/6, 11:41am
James Sarah

what do u want to know about me?
Me
2/6, 1:00pm

I want real conversation not this stupid ask me shit. When you meet someone on the street do you ask them what they want to know about you?
Sunday
James Sarah
2/9, 12:49pm
James Sarah

Should i send you my friend number so you can call me there?
Today
Me
5:02pm

I don't like phone communication. You don't like email. What are we to do?

Choose a sticker or emoticon

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Do not buy a phone! This mouth breather would dribble all over it and make it work like you are chatting with tin cans and string!